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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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You can turn your false advertisements into real ones by doodling really bad dinosaurs in clown costumes with goofy dragon wings. That way you have the dinos, the carnival, and the dragons! /j

oh shit you're so right:

this blog is 100% authentic now guys no lies here

#one bad dinosaur in a bad clown costume with bad dragon wings served hot off the press #i call this dino clown toothpaste bc the colors i chose were toothpaste colors #i didnt do it on purpose i swear #OR DID I #scribble salad #rambles from the bog

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screamingaboutaceattorney · 1 year

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“the wright anything agency is a family business,” i say into the mic

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off stage in shame, when a voice commands silence from the room.

“she’s right.” i look to the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands phoenix wright himself.

#i know this is an old meme but it occurred to me in a vision and i could not rest until i made this #shitpost #ace attorney #wright anything agency #phoenix wright #trucy wright #apollo justice #athena cykes #also all the feys theyre part of the family too #not tagging them to save space but theyre there in spirit #ignore the pun i didnt do it on purpose i swear #og post

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faitherr · 5 months

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#miis when you dont see them for literally a week:#save me meme #makes me so guilty like nooo i didnt do it on purpose i swear #miis #tomodachi life #miiblr #mii enjoyer

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zleepysnails · 6 months

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i think ive seen mickey as a teenager somewhere in tumblr but tbh ive never seen teen mortimer. SO IM GONNA MAKE HIM MYSELF. AND yes hes emo

"mickey/mortimer would not act like that" SHHHHHH. SHHH. SH SH. NUH UH. SHHHHH. did you have the same personality when you were younger? no? THEN SHUT U

ignore the sudden style change here idk what happened

#mortimer mouse #mickey mouse #disney #au maybe??? idk #who knows maybe ill make it an au #highschool au..maybe #i blame calupos for this. they started the emo mortimer thing #and ill continue it #also i swear to fucking god if this flops #actually who the fuck would want to see emo mortimer no one likes him anyway #i think.#also i just noticed that in the og universe mortimer annoys mickey. but here its the complete opposite #BUT mickey doesnt annoy on purpose hes just a little guy he didnt do anything wrong

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bonefall · 1 year

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Why doesn't Blossom just. leave? Idk if that sounds weird since you have talked about how the clans essentially function like a cult (although this was in reference to starclan), but if Blossom feels so completely isolated and shut off, why not just. Run away.

Blossom literally gets told 'no one cares about you, why not just disappear?", and the clan does NOTHING to say otherwise, and their silence is basically agreement. Suicide tw, to someone who is already at their lowest, or just climbing out of it at least, that line could have horrible implications- you dont matter, just fade away, no one would notice, etc. Idk if that was intended (ashfur seems like the kind of asshole who would intend it but i dont think you intended it), but. yeah its horrible.

Since im believing it wasn't intended, maybe change it? Emptycry could work (instead of 'no one cares, you're a waste of space' its 'your words are empty, be quiet'), or maybe naming her Rottedpetal- the flowers have been shredded, and now they have begun to rot instead of growing anew. Or, if you want to keep the name, Blossom snaps and decides that he's speaking the truth- so she leaves. Maybe she becomes a loner (does the lake territories even HAVE any loners that function similar to Barley, Ravenpaw, Smudge, etc???), or joins another clan (i highly doubt this since the other clan would eventually learn of 'clearface' and start calling her that again, or worse kick her out for breaking the code), OR she becomes a kittypet, completely willing to trade freedom just to be loved.

...forgive me but I feel like a lot of people are missing the point of Dishonor Titles and why and how Ashfur uses them.

Ashfur is picking the cruelest possible names he can think of exactly because he wants the people who oppose him to be broken. He is finding a character's deepest insecurity and putting it on full display, forcing the other cats in the Clan to join in on his mental abuse to set them against each other.

This serves the purpose of showing that Ashfur is even worse than Bramblestar, and that he is very perceptive of people's insecurities.

The cruelty is the point. These titles from the Impostor aren't meant to be petty, they are meant to be gutwrenching.

Why does Blossomfall not leave? Because her entire family is here. Father, siblings, three children, any friendships she's finally started working on. She had to beg to come back in on their grace and she will not get another chance. Random humans aren't an option. It hurts but she eats it, knowing her only options are to take it for the next two weeks or be exiled forever.

If she was going to leave because of the name, then that is something Bramblefake can use as well. "Codebreakers are weak cats. She couldn't handle having her disrespect thrown back at her and cared more about her pride than her Clan. A traitor twice, now a traitor thrice."

But things were just finally starting to get better for her, and she's not willing to leave her entire life behind for the exciting opportunity to... live alone in the woods. Not yet.

She becomes a rebel later, but not yet.

#better bones au #Also she is not suicidal and I never even implied this #I am not fond of how quickly people jump to 'why do they not simply leave everyone and everything behind'#And live in the woods alone??#Blasting a missile from my blaster: 'THE CODE ALLOWS ABUSIVE LEADERS TO LEVERAGE POWER AGAINST THEIR VICTIMS'#'OPPOSITION TO THE GOVERNMENT IS A MORAL NECESSITY IN TYRANNICAL TIMES'#'AUTHORITARIANS ARE BAD'#Staring at me instead: 'wow! you probably didnt intend for this to be so mean'#I'm going to start a swear jar for 'why don't they just leave'#Jessy COULD leave. She had somewhere to go #Tallstar could have too #The vast majority of the Clan cats don't #They live in a theocracy #And in the cases of Jessie and Tall there is a huge point I'm making about how hard it actually is to leave your life behind #There is something good and worth salvaging in Clan society but its structure leads to tyrants by its very design #And TBC is an arc about addressing that #Bristlefrost gets merc'd early and I did that on purpose to set the tone #That's why I kicked the thing off with something so brutal

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just-creature-things · 10 months

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they so sillyy

#digital art #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #grian #grian fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo fanart #buttercup trio #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar fanart #the buttercups #i took way too long to draw this btw #i didnt forget the lines on the wings that was ON PURPOSE i do everything ON PURPOSE i SWEAR #you've got to believe me guys #i'm not lazy i swearrrrrr

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 1 year

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surprise, bet you weren't expecting THIS

ok but real this is technically just a test. wasn't actually aiming to really make this lmao, but things lined up and i realized this sounded good actually so i was "hmm maybe i should post that." idk if i'll make a video for this so for now just take the audio ig.

VSQx by Hatsune Dan, distributed by Yumeko. Some minor tuning edits by me. Mixing also by me. Original song by wowaka.

#my audio lol #vocaloid #vocaloid cover #utau #utauloid #utauloid cover #utau cover #openutau #nurse robot type t #two faced lovers #wowaka #this is her sherry vb specifically; i wanna do smthn else w/ it but i was testing how she sounded like w/ files i already had #and this was one of the only ones where she actually sounded good 😭😭 maybe the different resamplers and wavtools are a piece of the puzzle #but still i'd need to mess around w/ her maybe. i got her cause i wanna do a specific thing w/ her but we'll see if i ever get there lol #i feel bad ugh i didnt actually do that that much here :'| feels like cheating. but if i keep trying maybe i'll get better some day #i had this vsqx just sitting in my files for a while lol... i have a lot of shit in there honestly that i plan to do stuff w/ but havent #i was actually intending to make a cover of this w/ iku b/c ily her (a slowed version tho b/c the song's sadder slowed imo)#we'll see if that happens tho lolll... rip to all the covers that never actually happen. ugh i dont really like any of my past covers :')#im stubborn so maybe ill figure it out SOMEDAY. but bruh how is it im better at making them swear at each other than like. sing #CAUSE YKNOW SINGING IS THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE. ugh. vsynths got me actin crazy #sorry if the mixing's kinda bad i need to read up on how to do better mixing... tried smthn a lil different here and i think it sounds okay #but who knows. idk

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cringefail-kh-battle · 1 year

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#kingdom hearts #kh zexion #kh ienzo #i swear i didnt do this on purpose it was random

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roosterr · 3 months

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babes why does reader always almost have a sprained ankle in your works?

HEY. don't call me out like this LMAO I will sprain your ankle if I want to anon.... it's just a very convenient injury alright let me live

#ask #i want you to know that this ask made me put my phone down #and consider all of the injuries ive ever given reader #i didnt realise how much i do it lol i swear its not on purpose

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tcypionate · 4 months

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less people have finished the satsuma with the starting parts than drank piss in msc

#i didnt even do it on purpose i swear #my summer car

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danketsuround · 4 months

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sunday six (queued edition)

i'm going to bed mad early and everyone lives on a different timezone than me um. tagging everyone who wants to do this because i keep forgetting who i usually tag \-/ also feel free to tag me in your stuff i wanna read it

i barely wrote anything this week ORZ but you can have a slice of my kuwareiko fic because wow it's gonna take me forever to finish this thang.

vague carbonated water levels of nsfw below (don't worry)

For a moment her mind stopped. Her legs were bent pressed against his heavy front, both still clothed and inconvenienced by it. In that moment she could hear exhaustion in his breath and feel his eyes pinned on her. She froze, wondering what had caught his attention. His gaze was so sharp and all she could do was look at herself from where she lay; at her small chest that didn't move and her legs where her robe was slipping. She heard him, then, finally. "You're not very talkative." Which came out like a heavy, sad sigh.

In his mind, she wondered if she looked impatient with her roaming eyes and permanently a-fixed Get-on-with-it stare. After a while she finally stopped wondering, so she looked up and realized he was watching her face all along, in the obedient, reserved way he always did. They made eye contact for a split second and she turned away at once, as if she was caught staring at a stranger.

"You say that like you didn't scare me at my doorstep," she bit. "Like we do this every weekend!"

Kuwana's finger, boldly, traced the indent of bone in her knee. "That would be nice."

Reiko rolled her eyes. But really, she felt comforted by the way he tensely cut her silence. Perhaps he wanted to hear her voice again—to know what she was thinking, and to act on it. She opened her arms and brought him down by his neck. She receded into her pillow; her hair tangled by the weight of her back. Her leg eased against his side and he held it there. He felt her silk slip under her cotton robe.

"It's been a while," she finally said, with her lips parted at his scratchy cheek.

He didn't look up. He spoke into her. "In general?"

"Mmm."

"It's okay. Me too." The fabric was probably soft between his fingers, the way he was raised to move it.

"I bet I have you beat."

"Didn't realize we were competing." His hands moved further up. "But you have higher standards."

She glanced at him punishingly. "Not that high."

He kissed her anyways. "You're a busy woman."

"Not that busy."

He stopped everything he was doing, and really looked at her. "You're intimidating."

"Is that the truth?"

He nodded.

"Oh no."

#i write her and mitsuru so argumentative i swear i didnt do this on purpose #shes silly im glad i made the change to writing in her perspective a while ago #hurry up and get on with it though jesus (i am the author and control the speed of which sex happens)#sunday six

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ruffgem · 3 months

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group work is Not It. I should have known better than to enroll in an engagement course that involves planning workshops with a group of other students……. guess who is doing all the work! :^) Back in tha day my teachers called me a ‘natural leader’… fun fact!!!! I am actually not! I do not like being in charge! it is actually just that people take advantage of me! Hope this helps