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talesofsonicasura · 10 months

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Like I said in this post, I do have some ideas with rapper!Reader. Here's one of them.

Stereos and Truck Horns

A peculiar music shop lays at the far edge of Jasper's city limits called "Newsground Jam". No one knew when it been fully established but the place is known for various music and odd customers. Although the giant robots that lurk in Nevada better watch out. The shop owner has ways of handling troublemakers. And will the damn truck stop being nosy!

Optimus Prime is Reader's guardian since he accidentally got into a fight with the Decepticons when they were in the vicinity. The guy feels guilty about putting them on the enemy's radar hence the arrangement. He and Reader are gonna clash for a bit at the start due to difference in opinion.

They don't really care about the Autobot/ Decepticon civil war. All Reader wants to do is enjoy life and make an earnest living. Newsground Jam is neutral ground so either side can visit if they don't cause trouble. You can say it wasn't viewed positively by Team Prime but these are the rules.

This leads to all sorts of shenanigans especially when Reader's "crew" tend to pop up at random times. Friendly oddballs such as basketball loving old school robots, pint sized maddening mercenaries, whacky rappers and even dangerous soul stealing killers. Every visit to Newsground Jam is guaranteed to be quite an experience.

(Reader's gender is preferred gender or neutral to suit preferences. They become close to Optimus but you guys can interpret their bond as whatever. Reader is relatively the same age as the Autobot leader, basically an adult.)

Here's what to expect:

Reader is a bundle of sass done with everyone's shit. Try to baby them and expect to be bitten in return. Danger isn't anything new to them. Optimus has difficulty understanding that.

Cybertronians fully experience humans being space orcs. It's absolutely terrifying especially when one of them can become an eldritch horror through rap music. Humans are crazy in their own ways.

Beep boops is a cheat sheet to speaking Cybertronian. Ratchet doesn't understand how this little blue haired human is so fluent in it. Boyfriend just wants to rap and has no clue why the Autobots are fixated by his comfort language.

Soundwave constantly visits as he is a little too invested in Reader. Convict and a few others aren't willing to share their rapper like usual. Reader just wants to manage their music shop than deal with this nonsense.

A blanket burrito war between an Autobot Leader and a completely done rapper ensues. Pure hypocrisy since both suck at taking care of themselves. Team Prime are both surprised, relieved and scared as this goes on.

Do NOT attempt to intimidate or piss off Reader. Megatron learns that the hard way when the "puny fleshie" turns into an a reality bending eldritch clown monster and proceeds to beat the shit out of him. They are pure neutral chaos who just wants a break.

Reader curses an alien god into submission, Vehicons follow them like lost ducklings and Breakdown gets put into forced medical bed rest at Newsground Jam. Everyone is so confused about the weirdness this human carries everywhere. There's a betting pool on whether Reader's an eldritch god or not.

That's it for now! Until next time folks, I'll see you back in Nevada. Now transform and roll out!

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fjordline · 7 days

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#transformers #megatron #tf g1 #maccadam #my art #Its over Prime! for I have depicted You as the seething soyjak and I as the gigachad!#optimus is like 'I have No idea what you are talking about Megatron.' then decks him right in the face #rumble and frenzy made this image for him #i was sleep deprived asf at work and thought of this #sloptimus prime vs kinotron

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jessenitrogen · 2 months

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ratchet is more of a personality guy than a "sweet rims" guy anyway

(this was funnier in my head pls dont yell at me)

#maccadam #tf #tfp #transformers prime #ratchet #optimus #hi ratchop tag. sorry to intrude #the idea came to me after that one clip of ko catcalling optimus in the show #and that's really it #also I cannot be bothered to draw tfp right. good god I dont want to do it #you cant make me draw all those details #YOU CANT #jnart #transformers

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ju5t777 · 3 months

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Secret Santa Entry

#transformers #tfa #megop #tfa megop #tfa optimus prime #tfa megatron #you can tell I’ve never drawn TFA in my life #i tried i promise

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littledemo0n · 5 months

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Even more memes inspired by @whatwooshkai 's fanfic☆

#tf second chance blues #transformers #transformers optimus #transformers bumblebee #transformers megatron #transformers shockwave #transformers wheeljack #literally obsessed with this fic #its so good!!#maccadam #megop #also are you gonna tell me that scene WASNT just the iconic meme from snapcube's sonic adventures 2 fandub??#sketch #ilustracion #optimus prime #megatron #bumblebee #shockwave #wheeljack

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chamm0y · 10 days

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i think my favourite thing of transformers designs is the eyes

THWEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

#transformers #transformers one #orion pax #d 16 #optimus prime #megatron #can someone please put me in a come and wake me up in september thank you very much #DUDE #D16 EYES #AAAAA #they are #my favorite #chammoyart

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keklordkaotic · 1 month

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The canon heights are a lie.

According to my calculations, Optimus should be 9 meters tall and Starscream should be 13 meters tall. If you take the dimensions of their Masterpiece figurines (both alt and root mode) into account and then use the dimensions of the real vehicles they mimic to scale them up, this is what you get.

Here’s how an interaction between Optimus and Starscream should actually look. There is no way in Hell that an F-15 is shorter than a fucking semi-truck. The F-15 has a wingspan of 42 feet 9.75 inches and a length of 63 feet 9 inches. Meanwhile, the Freightliner FL86 cab over semi truck (the model Optimus scans in G1) is roughly ~23 feet long and ~9.8 feet tall.

Without mass-shifting, Starscream would completely dwarf Optimus Prime. It’s not even close.

#this frustrates me to no end #do you have any idea how big jets are #starscream is not shorter than optimus #he’s probably not shorter than megatron either #I spit only facts #my art #maccadam #transformers #transformers optimus #transformers starscream #optimus prime #starscream #transformers g1 #character height chart

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lyretheinstrument · 2 months

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OPTIMUS POSTINGGG starting batch number two babyy

#I wanted to make him a tired dad that really prefers not to fight #but also like- someone who would make you shit yourself if you saw him running at you full speed with an axe in his hand #He was a librarian guys please he’s just a LITTLE BIT SILLY #transformers #tfp #Tfa #optimus prime #transformers optimus #tfp optimus #tfa optimus prime #earthspark #earthspark optimus #fan continuity #tffc #lyrestfau

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kookieroosins · 10 months

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I like this cartoon. It lives on in my heart

#transformers #optimus prime #bumblebee #tf animated #tfa ratchet #tfa bumblebee #tfa optimus prime #tfa prowl #i love prowl... no really!#I use bright colors to distract you from my poor understanding of anatomy #did it work?#dadimus prime...#I have sooo many sketches #but we can save those for later #plz enjoy

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candlefox99 · 1 year

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this idea came to me months ago and i couldn't fight it off anymore, im sorry

#metal sonic #sth #transformers #Maccadam #sonic the hedgehog #why is prowl there?#that's a fantastic question #i accidentally made optimus huge #so from now on we'll just pretend this is an au where optimus is huge #:( eggman's iphone is not small!#AHHAHAHA HOW ARE YOU SO SMALL #starscream #optimus prime #megatron #prowl #everyone on the battlefield stops fighting to come laugh at him

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th3e-m4ng0 · 3 months

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re: that post about the lack of enrichment in trucks

i bring yet another megop au where op is another depressed fellow whose EM field is always emitting gloomy and tired vibes. vs megatron who is at his happiest when hauling materials and messing with his coworkers/friends

they haven't seen each other in years since the war ended and they signed all these treaties and paperwork !

#wip #au #op wonders why he's the only odd one from his peers that feels specially unhappy with his post-war life. he shouldn't. work pays well and h #has a house all by himself. he's not in immediate danger. no one is actively trying to kill each other. has access to energon and treats #his friends are all near him (and yet he doesn't try to contact them bc he might be bothering them)#by all means he should be happy but alas. he is not ! (sadge)#and then megatron's like YEAHH. ROCKS. I HAUL THE MATERIALS. i will dump dirt on top of you if you are distracted. do not try to tip me ove #i will punch you. oh optimus prime? idk he's probably passed away idc. look at this buiding. i'm helping #[truck with Sufficient enrichment vs truck with lack of enrichment]

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callsign-relic · 8 months

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Thinking about Optimus noticing you’re tired when you refuse to stop working.

He knows how hard you’ve been working to keep up with the Autobots. Or even in your personal life away from him, Optimus knows you’ve been doing so much. And you’re so tired. But no matter what you do, you never feel it’s enough.

He finds you at your workdesk within the base, leafing through papers like a zombie. It wasn’t long until you couldn’t keep your eyes open anymore, and your head falls into your crossed arms at the desk. With a little gasp, Optimus approaches you.

“Oh, sweetspark…” his gentle voice murmurs from above you, and you’re awakened from your stupor. You jolt upwards— only for a thumb to reach down and lightly press on your cheek, pushing you gently back down onto your work table.

“No, no. Stay there.” Despite the pure kindness to his tone, you could tell he was worried for you. Slowly, more of his blue-plated digits come into your vision, and you realize Optimus was scooping you up into his servos.

Slowly, you’re lifted up and away from your desk— despite how you uselessly reach back down. A blue light fills the corner of your eye, and you turn your head to see Optimus gazing at you with furrowed brows.

“Come, dear. You look exhausted. I can’t imagine how you must feel. Please, let me help you get some rest.”

You do your best to keep your eyes open. You raise a hand to object, open your mouth to argue—

But then, you feel the faintest pulse of his spark ebbing through the plating of his servo beneath you.

The sensation lulls you into absolute security. You muster up the energy to nod, and beneath his faceplate, Optimus offers the gentlest of smiles— one you can see softly lift the corners of his optics.

Slowly, the mech brings you forward to his chassis, cradling you in his hand. You lean your head forwards, close your eyes, and spread your arms against the warm glass of his windshields, letting the feeling of his deep, thrumming spark flow through you. You take in one slow breath, then another— and eventually, you find your own heartbeat has matched pace with his even throbs.

“Relax,” Optimus whispers, and that’s what you do, melting into his gentle touch. “Let me take you somewhere more comfortable. Then, we can rest as much as you need.”

And as the Prime slowly starts forward, careful not to disturb your tiny form too much in his hold, you only give him a little nod once more. With the gentle rocking of his footsteps, it wasn’t long until you drifted off to sleep entirely, before you even made it to his berthroom.

#relic writes #transformers #transformers x reader #optimus x reader #Optimus prime x reader #I’m full of many soft thoughts today #(Have not watched G1 yet but that’s the image for him I had in mind for this so. that’s something Optimus would do I think)#reader insert #Transformers g/t #you could also imagine bayverse or Prime if you wanted to

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dorkicon · 5 months

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