#only half joking w that

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

#a guy can only post 3 happy artworks before the people get concerned..... #LMAOOO jokes jokes #heres a .. colored sketch? #anyway behold the recurring dream ive given pete where hes ummmmmmmmmmmm inside uncle bens ribcage #i think abt it all the time but ive never actually done anything w it so here we go #blood #gore #not actually i dont think but im straying on the safe side #i messed around w it enough where u cant even see any organs or anything (much) #bones #idk #skeleton #i feel like thats everything maybe #ask to tag #might make a nice finished piece w this who knows #anon #asks #thanks for the ask! #glad to know angst is still my brand #such is life as a noir blog #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider man noir #spider noir #my art #bOOM thats so many tags #double art night guys who cheered #this and the stupid ass music one LMAOO the range #made this in an hour and a half lets see what i think of it in the morning when i wake up lol

[chiangyorange]

listen i know drawing mnmc!fleo is really crucial in art because it helps people differentiate the mfers but lets be real. he would not be caught dead wearing the ryūsei outfit fleos under the cut <3

Midlife Crisis - Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

chinstripes - odd man out @threestripeslider

on_trial - Trial and Error @apatheticrobots

SpiceHurty - Last Grain Of Sand In The Hourglass @last-hourglass

airsupport - we’ll meet again, soon (thats me hi :])

#yes i spent an entire 20 mins on google docs mimicking discord text (the one w/o the icons) #ive done it before and i can do it again!! #also this is how i choose to believe the pleos find out about the multiverse #im only half joking LMAO #mutant ninja midlife crisis #odd man out #trial and error #last hourglass #we'll meet again soon #peepaw multiverse #rottmnt #jesus i will never get used to how many tags there are in the multiverse

[electric-plants]

cyno: you look nice today

alhaitham: i look the same as i do every other day

cyno: yeah and you look nice those days too

alhaitham: okay….was there anything else you came all the way to my office to tell me?

cyno: yes. i want to kiss you. All the time.

alhaitham: …..you decided to bring this up at 7am on a tuesday

cyno: this is the only time i was free

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #cytham #haino #cyhaino #alhaitham #gi cyno #tfw the office romance is more office than romance #to alhaitham’s disappointment #they had to compare schedules to find a time they were both free to do a more romantic confession #you KNOW cyno’s matra saw some boring ass nondescript note on cyno’s calendar like ‘meeting w/ scribe’ #and asked him WHY he had to meet with someone uninvolved in their work at 7 in the morning #only for him to go ‘i have to tell him i’m in love with him😐’ #half think it’s a joke because wtf??? #and half think it’s serious because why did he say it like that #cue betting pool lol #haino incorrect quotes

[skitskatdacat63]

Hello I've woken up and people seem to like the card post, yay! It's just funny bcs before I even was thinking about writing that post, @suzuki-ecstar and I were joking about Fernando becoming a Las Vegas magician post-F1. So here are some silly WIPs that I will hopefully finish at some point

Of course Seb as his sexy Magician's assisstant whom he cuts in half, also he would be so these posts

And his magician name would of course be: "✨️Magic Alonso✨️" Also I saw someone in the tags be like "oh so that's[the magic tricks] is where he got that nickname!" Honestly, I had the same realization, I'm so embarrassed 😭 I saw that it said Magic Alonso in the corner of the one vid and I was like WAIT THIS IS WHERE THAT COMES FROM!!?!?!? I didn't realize it existed for so long....

Anyways gonna go drown myself in coursework :)

#i suddenly feel very into writing posts rn. it couldnt be the looming deadlines right?? right???? #but aaaaahh thank you so much for the appreciation of the card post!!! yay lore! #but that was just the lore for this au obv 🥱 (kidding but its funny how they ended up evolving seperately) #<- like writing the card post i wasnt even rly thinkinf abt this au #theyre only slightly related bcs this au made me suddenly think about fernando and cards #a GREAT thanks to suzuki-ecstar for being like half this au and making stupid jokes w me about it 🥺 #hmmm what would it be called #earlier i said: #mid-life crisis magician! fernando #it fits :) #catie.rambling.txt #fernando alonso

[imababblekat]

Okay, so, picture this!

The Bay Turtles having constant theories about who Spider-Man reader is under the mask, but none of them have not a single clue that it’s actually their friend. Reason? Because they have the agility of a rock and the pose of a gremlin that woke up from a thousand year hibernation.

#the only person who ever got close enough to guessing right was Raph but it was a half ass joke #their point was proven when all four looked over to see reader try and completely fail to throw popcorn in the air and catch w/ their mouth #it hit them square in the eye #if there was any sliver of thought from the boys that they could be it went straight out the window #reader is aware of this and actively does things to mess with them #even gets in on it when they start having another theory talk #just mischievous spiderman reader #bayverse tmnt x reader #spiderman reader #tmnt spiderman au

[spxnglr]

This is giving the Busters in 1984 2024 vibes.

#𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝙽 - 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃. (OOC) #𝙸 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝙾𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚃𝙰𝚇𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙱. (CRACK) #although knowing Peter he'd do everything in his power #to make the advice NOT free #whereas Egon would most likely respond to every request involving conflict #w violence or property damage lbr #tagging as crack even though I'm only half joking #egon spengler #peter venkman #winston zeddemore #ray stantz

[techtroversy]

was recently scrollin in the homestuck tag when i saw someone say that “d-dave strider cant be transmasc because *snort* he has toxic masculinity🤓🤓" HOLY FUCK!!! SHUT UP!!!! go outside and actually talk to a transmasc person before you post stupid shit like this! the worst part is that it came from a transfem, someone who i assumed would know at least a little bit about us, but alright! go ahead and invalidate a headcannon because of your braindead and ignorant stereotype!

for the record, some transmasc fall back on toxic masculinity because they are DESPERATE to pass. this, while not healthy, is very common. ive done it before!! ive had friends who’ve done it before!! hell, sometimes i catch myself still in that mindset!!!

#transandrophobia #thats right i used the tag #idc!! #its a very real issue and if u disagree #be my GUEST to block me #i dont think im gonna tag this w/ anything homestuck related because we really dont need more discourse #i just HAD to say this or i would die #im only half joking #transmasc #transgender #trans man

[wifiwuxians]

get his ass

wonderful commission which i adore and want to eat that i got from one of my besties, @casesbraincage who is open for commissions currently~

i love how they draw faces so much look at these handsome boys

#xy&sl #xue yang #song lan #Yes I'm still obsessed with their stupid banter shenanigans cry about it #I wish I had your confidence w traditional ilysm UGH #Sl's blue hair... Chefs kiss #Xy with ELBOW LENGTH GLOVES (HAS A GLOVE KINK <- ONLY HALF JOKING)

[everythingsinred]

its funny when people ask me about my thoughts on the last chapters/epilogue/memorial book bc those arent real to me.. like that never happened. i have no idea what youre talking about... ga got abandoned randomly and never completed and we all have to come up with our ending in our heads im sorry but thats reality

#when the last chapter came out i thought it was a joke... #i only saw the RAWS and i was disappointed #honestly ive been obsessed w ga for half my life u think that would be POSSIBLE if i spent my time thinking abt the end we got?? #need yall to know that my hs life was spent fixated so much on ga up to the sports fest (last perfect arc) #and forgetting that anything after actually happened beside a few key events #after that things get dicey... i have selective memory w ga #gakuen alice #the last chapters were so uninteresting to me i never read any form of translations of them until YEARS after... thats FUNNY #little anya things #ga

[tricoufamily]

ppl’s reactions to the ugly project rene leaks and the absurdity of the situation actually managed to bring a smile to my face and make me laugh so i can’t be mad at it right now. 2010 wii game beckett and connor sure why not. call me in a few hours i’ll have something meaner to say

#fjskfksks #all i wanted was real lighting 😭😭😭😭 #monkey’s paw curls #i know that’s an early render and now what it’ll even look like but hello HAHAHAHA #i was only half joking about the alpha cc ok. have you seen what ppl can do w ts4

[zushimart]

its liketalking to. wa ll. 

edit: person i was arguing w talked it out w me & we had a convo ab scara in the notes tht i really liked. sooo... u shld read it if u like my other scara analysis posts !!:3 

#they took jokes srsly and then ignored half the things i did praise the quest for #and the fact tht i know scara wnted t o effing kill himself nd was so impulsive like #i literlaly wrote up a whole thing like an hour ago talking ab how i understand?? #why he would want to do this ?? #nd that it makes sense ?? #its just weird that the narrative LET HIM #that user also believes cbt even works #like i was literally criticizing the quest for just Telling him that he has value #like i literally agreed w the point they were making but theyre arguing w me like i said something else #they also mentioned tht i cared ab ships?? #as if mentioning a charas in game connections to other characters is ONLY about ships? #like what scaramouche did affected the kaedehara clan #like its a giant part of kazuha's character #meaning that In the future #not specifically this quest #they cant interact and they have to drop the whole balladeer story line from kazuha #its just weird #i wasnt mad ab them not being able to kiss or smth help #i dont even ship kazuscara #HELSPJKAKJ #its also weird tht they said tht scara doesnt care ab other ppls opinions #bc he literally does thts why he killed everyone in tatarasuna #bc he felt betrayed #like the whole point of scaras chara is that he cares so very deeply about humans #??? like waaa #Waaa #wah #they just pulled a bunch of strawmans out of absolutely nowhere and argued with them like i said them #but i didnt even say that stuff #im sooo confused how im supposed to engage w someone who's so mad ab me saying things i didnt even say

[brookheimer]

honestly was burned so bad by amy brookheimer final szn pregnancy plotline that i’m not even bothered by the shiv one. like no matter what they do with it it will never even come close to the misogynistic shitshow that was amy’s arc. amy’s was so bad that i’m not even worried about shiv like if you’ve seen both shows you know you KNOW succession would never ever do that to shiv this team would never ever do that to shiv. and honestly anything that isn’t that is a win for pregnancy plotlines in my book

#like… my bar is so unimaginably low that i’m not even pressed. #they could have the most mid vaguely problematic arc and i’d be like thank god. net benefit for female characters #LOL #joking but like. only half #i hope they find a new lens to approach this tired trope w though. #how i sleep knowing that no female character i care about could ever get more fucked over than amy: 😴 #like anything that happens is already better LMAO #succession #succession spoilers #shiv roy #veep #amy brookheimer

[warriorfujoshi]

I see your “geeta is the villain” “larry is the villain” “clavell is the villain” and raise you, jacq should be the villain because his glasses look like That and more importantly, I think beating the devil out of a man and dragging him back into the light of god is honestly better than sex

#pokemon sv spoilers #pokemon sv #half joking but why is he the only teacher we don’t get to bond with huh? #🤨 #hes still carrying my child to term tho #this post is made in jest btw I think the league do have smth to do w the greater plot #esp considering where medali is located #and honestly I just think villain jacq would be sexy. If villain geeta larry clavell does it for u then u have just as much rights as me #however. I implore u not to forget the shape of his glasses 👁

[charcarts]

I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE SO BAD

#r u fucking kidding me #was hollarin w/ a friend over gwitch finale raws and twitter said 'shut the fuck up dyke!!!' #im literally gonna kms i cant believe i depend on this website for part of my income #hope twitter DDOSes itself to death #(only half joking on that last bit bc i still would like Money For My Services) #but also at this point i might actually have more luck branching out on other platforms :^/// #not art #delete later #im just SO tilted rn