#one man's junk

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt grand tournament #preliminaries 9 #one man's junk #snow day #cloak and swaggart #jupiter jim ahoy! #insane in the mama train

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 344

Leo: Let me try something!

(Season 1, Episode 23A - One Man's Junk)

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #quote #risequotes #day 344 #one man's junk #alt text #leo #tmnt

[riseepshowdown]

One Man's Junk: Mikey and Donnie are trying to recover a piece of the Dark Armor from Repo Mantis' Junkyard but Raph and Leo, worried that their brothers' plan won't work, take matters into their own hands.

Portal Jacked!: After Leo's attempt at a portal goes wrong and causes him to lose his brothers, Leo and Hueso venture down to the Hidden City to save them.

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt polls #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #tmnt poll #one man's junk #portal jacked! #rise episode showdown

[ccassettetape]

i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

#haiku bot #🦾 finn txt #normal post. average. average words in these tags. #need to catch it. with a net maybe. like those ones that they always show ppl catching butterflies and junk with on shows. pspsppspspspspsp #ooooooooooh u wanna look at this post so bad oooooooooh #<- attempting to attract haiku bot to this post #wowoowoooowowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowoowowowoowowiwoowiwiwoowowowowoowowwwww (<- normal noises) #I wonder if there’s a limit to how many tags you can add #time to begin the haiku bot summoning ritual um #oooowowowowoowowowwwwooooo haiku bot haiku bot haiku bot oooowoowowowowwwwwwwu you wanna look at this post haiku bot ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoo #throws flower. get over here please. #man. my arm hurts. #its weird bc one #why does my arm hurt thats really donking random but two im not?? why do i have an arm. i still get kinda surprised by it when i front lmao #why am i rambling so much in the tags #oh right trying to figure out if theres a limit to how many tags there can be dhdjdjndhdjsjmsjdjd #i think lesbians are cool. girls who like other girls are awesome. keep existing 👍 #uhhhhhhhh #never mind im done with that now i dont anything more to say :( #never mind again #tags tags tags tags tags #LISTEN IM BORED AS HECK AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING RANDOM AND SILLY SHUSH #journal

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc) #but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^” #ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!” #and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: "i mean, you wiggled the bumper a little but YOUR NECK VEIN WAS HUUUUGE."

please go support rise of the tmnt by watching the show over on netflix!! 💜

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise ep one man's junk #rise leo #rise raph #honestly what a legend #raph you're the mvp #i love ben schwartz sm for that line delivery hahaha #also raph passing out trying to move a school bus? #like come on raph you have mystic powers for a reason

[sablegear0]

Me, (waiting on Heaven Official's Blessing translations, finished up to Book 6): Why do all the fan creators paint Jun Wu as such a bastard? I guess you could read some lowkey abusive vibes into that relationship if you squint. Maybe it's a translation thing?

Me, now, having just finished Book 7: Ohh, yeah. That'll do it.

#sable's brain junk #heaven official's blessing #heaven official's blessing spoilers #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf spoilers #they really got me with the cliffhanger ngl #mei nainqing is a real one tho i definitely warmed up to him a lot #trying to have 'the talk' with xie lian while he's literally being held hostage bc he can't turn off mentor mode #mans has been on that grind for a thousand years and he ain't stopping today

[mayhapsmayo]

Pretty crazy that PirateSMP starts while im in the middle of binge watching Scar's season 6

#goodtimeswithscar fanart #pirate smp #someone get this man a better map #this one just led him into a volcano full of junk

[doodlboy]

MC!El's reaction immediately after hearing this

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #nightbringer mc #obey me mc #mc elliot #blood #violence #elliot doodles #ft els new nightbringer outfit #i want to murder a sorcerer rn #also this took longer than it was initially supposed to bc i started drawing it really anatomically correct and junk #but it didnt have the vibe i wanted #so i restarted this like- 4 times #he's so casual and jolly about this shit. no wonder lucifer very aggressively turns solomon down every time he asks 4 a pact #like 'haha yeah i keep trying to force lucifer into a pact [which for non OM people pacts are a big deal]' #'and the only reason i got one with asmodeus was bc he was in a vulnerable state that i took advantage of! ^^' #UGH I WANT TO THROTTLE HIM #stupid old man i kick his ass #oh yea i forgot his tag #obey me solomon #solomon obey me

[gildedmuse]

Me, to any attractive character who interacts with Law: I wish you were a kenshi so I could make Zoro jealous.

Me, to any attractive male character who interacts with Zoro: A++ Job. A chance for Jealous AND Possessive Law? 10/10. No notes.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar law #zolaw #i like what I like #I imagine Zoro tries to pass his jealousy off as being protective of Kikoku #“Torao don't be so heartless! Kikoku was RIGHT THERE! You don't think he noticed that man's jian?” #Law just narrow his eyes and makes some hand geasture and POOF Zoro is where he belongs #“Hey did that guy jusy flip me of- Zoro? Zoro? wait how did he even get in that guy's lap so fast?” #law x zoro #junk post

[skyyworker]

anakin staining his clothes with grease, some of it ends up in his hair, some of it on his cheeks.

anakin stuffing random objects in his mouth while he’s fixing a droid because he only has two hands but he needs the bolts and screwdrivers of different sizes within reach.

anakin spending most of his days back at the temple locked in his room tinkering with droid parts or in the hangar making... adjustments to his ship.

anakin falling asleep on his most recent project and obi-wan gently moving him into a more comfortable position before covering him with a blanket.

anakin bringing his little projects on missions because he wants to test them on the field and being put off when, at times, they get blown up in the heat of the moment.

#anakin skywalker #darth vader #obi-wan kenobi #obikin #i love anakin your honor #i love thinking about this au where qui-gon never found little ani #and anakin grew on tatooine and eventually bought his and his mother's freedom #at some point he manages to set up his own workshop #maybe watto died and he got it from him or whatever #and one day obi-wan for whatever reason finds himself on tatooine and in need of a mechanic #'you won't find anyone better than little ani to fix that pile of junk' #the people of mos espa calling anakin 'little ani' i- #and then 'little ani' is something like 6.2′ #and oh no 'little ani' is actually a fully grown man and he's hot like what

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#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #donnie #mikey #one man's junk

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 101

Leo: Well, somebody put the "rust" in "rustic charm."

Raph: Agh! Who left a drumset here?

(Season 1, Episode 23A - One Man's Junk)

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #quote #risequotes #day 101 #one man's junk #leonardo hamato #leo #leonardo #rise leo #rise leonardo #raphael hamato #rise raphael #rise raph #raph #raphael #alt text

[bawwsadface]

Dual Magazine

#dual magazine #takara #80s anime #maki chan #junk box #wing man #can't remember where i found these scans #if you're the one who scanned them please let me know #this was like a magazine mascot character stand in for the magazine writers who had to attend live events iirc #need more info

[taurnachardhin]

They're sad. They're lonely. They stubbornly dedicated their lives to the same cause for years in the face of all doubt and judgment, but never met. They have supporting character syndrome and habitually subsume their own desires in service to others. They're afraid they're disappointing everyone around them anyway. They helped a teenager kill a godking together. They were each other's closest and arguably only friend for a year but that friendship was tragically severed by circumstances beyond their control and they each still bear literal scars from the wounds the other dealt in spite of having functionally infinite healing ability. They became near-immortal godlike beings and they STILL subsume their own desires in service to others and only became more tragic than ever. They're convinced they will never be loved. They each resemble the other's sole canon love interest more closely than any other character and both of those love interests are dead so what now.

#why is marsh the only non-terris person sazed's on first name terms with i'm chewing glass out here brandon #(look i'm not delulu i know he doesn't see them this way and i'll genuinely be happy if we just get to see them be friends again) #(BUT WHAT IF. MAN.) #(there's still time to pull a 'shallan's accidental bisexuality' move AND deliver an epic centuries-spanning romance is all i'm saying!) #(brando sando if you want one of your accidental bis to get a non-m/f romance this time i got good news for you!) #(you've got 2 (canonically) single (plausibly) bi (canonical) disasters over on scadrial!) #(who are lucky they're immortal because it WOULD take them 300+ years to ever admit feelings for each other) #marsh x sazed #sazed #marsh #cosmere #mistborn #mistborn spoilers #cosmere junk box #(inspired by the 'if i focus in on this part of canon i think i'll explode' from last reblog lol) #THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE

[houseofscribbles]

Mechanical

#ISO #Digging through my older files and I almost forgot about this one #TFW you take a nap and you wake up to find junk on your face and legs. Man. #My Scribbles #Queueing this so I can skedaddle and leave with no more context byyyyyye :') #MW OC's #Queue