#omg yes 🤣

[caribbean1989]

#actual depiction of me at work about 90 percent of the time #when my team tries to pull some ridiculous stunt or whatever #and I have to say no because I'm the boss but actually I wanna say OMG YES 🤪🤪 #I do feel like some rebel gang boss at work sometimes 🤣 #but I guess that's why I love my job so much and the people on my team are all amazing😇😇 #freddy carter #kaz brekker #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #six of crows #sarahsposts

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

master shake real?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) [110% REAL]

#i got subway like a week ago and couldn’t resist making this stupid little thing lmao #and yes- #you heard me right- #ive had a subway cup in my house for a week lmao #😭🤣😂 #but subway is so good tho like omg! #one of my fav fast food places tbh #but anyway- #im getting off topic here lmao #but yeah- #i put a pink straw in my drink cuz they didn’t give me a straw- #then i realized the cup was white so i had to draw the eyes and mouth- #and then an insta mutual of mine suggested i make hands lol #so yeah- #this is the final result #lol #athf #aqua teen #aqua teen hunger force #master shake #subway #crafts #diys #shitpost??? #maybe- #idek 🤷‍♀️ #my crafts #my diys #my posts

[subarashiihibi]

Please let 2024 be the year the durarara fandom stops making “jokes” about Izaya being in a wheelchair 😍😍😍

#literally the same jokes as 2016/2017 durarara fandom #like yes. he did this to himself and yes. he purposely makes it worse by refusing treatment #he’s still disabled ? i just don’t get it… #idk it just rubs me the wrong way cause why are you so quick to be like ’lol guys he’s in a wheelchair’ #like why is that funny. please answer quickly #‘but light he’s a fictional character’ I don’t give a fuck girl what about the disabled fans who see that 🤣🤣🤣 #u wanna make fun of the circumstances that led to him in a wheelchair cause he’s a coward? sure! #u wanna make fun of him specifically cause hes IN said wheelchair? hm. no! #watever maybe IM the snowflake 🙄🙄🙄 #it just feels like Izaya being disabled is a trivial thing #AND ANOTHER THING #can u ppl stop fucking saying shit like ‘omg I hope izaya gets out of his wheelchair :((((‘ girl fuck you #cause if you were saying it in good faith as in u want him to stop being so stubborn and self harming that’s one thing #but I know damn well it’s not and you just can’t stand that he’s disabled #ok Rant over I need to go study for biology lab test 🤓 #I think I said that last part already but I just felt like saying it again idk 🤷‍♂️

[artemiseamoon]

Real footage of me 5 minutes ago watching The Gentlemen on Netflix.

I’m on episode 1 and he was onscreen for like 3 seconds and I’m drooling

#yes I did yell who is that? aloud #the reaction was immediate 🤣 #omg #new crush alert #the blondes really have me now eh #I looked him up and younger with a thinner frame I’m not into it #but like this he’s a hottie

[hyunubear]

This is both hilarious and wholesome🤣

#kskdkk I thought fansites were pro 🤣 #but apparently the only thing theyre pro at is face tuning and skin brightening adjustment #(not all of them obv. there are exceptions) #like omg did yall see the clip of monsta x going between them and use their cameras? nesrly everyone there had a- #-borrowed professional camera on a tripod set up to take pics and vids from the fansign event #and like…. to some degree yes im thankful for them bc it gives me easy access to see into these events that I’ll never attend myself #but also like… doesnt that ruin the experience? (but then again these ppl have attended every fansign so) #i remember back in the day when 1d was a thing we didnt get nearly this much content #like we never got professionally captuted photos or clips of concerts and meet and greets and shit #by fans i mean. obv there were paparazzi and magazines photographers at every even but we got a handful of pics out of eacb #each* one #it was shitty pics on phones that werent nearly as good as our phones now #but we cherished them so much bc they were rare kdkdkddkdo #now we have 8284938 pics of every angle of every moment of every member in every event #im not complaining but the content had sort of lost its charm #anyway kdkdkd i didnt mean to rant🤣 #monsta x #kihyun #yoo kihyun #twitter

[francisforever2014]

my toxic trait is that whenever i see one of those polls/posts like what do you think the CRAZIEST thing about the us is and the options are like. the existence of garbage disposals and other things that are just straight up lies i get all USA USA 🎺🎺🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎺🇺🇸 not out of any actual loyalty obviously but just out of pure annoyance like can you find something new to talk about

#i get it the other way around too like contrived confusion over national differences is so boring after all these years 😭 #also the specific post that inspired this post had like multiple americans in the notes like. #wait if you guys don’t have garbage disposals under your sink where do they go . which immediately cured me of even an inking of american #solidarity bc holy fuck some of you are actually some of the stupidest people on the planet and deserve to have 10000 annoying posts made #about your stupidity #however to me ‘OMG IS THE US OKAY?? 🤣🤣’ is starting to sound like omg op must have been on so many drugs when they made this 🤣 #so #also i genuinely love learning about how things are different country to country i just wish people weren’t so annoying about it #and i wish it wasn’t the same 4 things #like yes there’s a monster in the sink and an orange cheeto was the president #we will be stuck in 2016 humor hell forever at this rate

[thotsfortherapy]

man I'm low-key grateful for my late ADHD diagnosis cause after I told my mom her immediate reaction was to just force me to mask and be condescending about it and if that had happened when I was a kid that would just be another layer to unpack in therapy 😬

#cy says stuff #personal #do not reblog #in case it needs to be said #i finally made it home and had some interactions with her that made me realize like oh no #like they don't have my luggage still so I'm out of meds and i was like I'm gonna be going through withdrawal cause of that so #we can maybe get compensation from the airline cause that's fucked up #and her immediate reaction was to make a joke about how like she should avoid me cause ill cause problems i guess #and upon reflection i now realize that's fucked up cause like #uh oh is someone going to be GRUMPY? you're gonna be soooooo irritable LOLOLOL #and it's like. yes. because im going through WITHDRAWAL. like ??????? #she was gonna keep going and i told her to stop cause she was going to say something that offended me and she was like #you're too sensitive it was a JOKE #and i had to be like hey you can still make jokes but there's things ppl are sensitive about and this is one of mine #and she was like whatever 🙄🙄 #and idk it's like girl why am i parenting you rn like what 😭 this is basic empathy #you're a PASTOR FOR GOD'S SAKE #idk. imagine if someone went to her for support and was like oh hey I'm going through divorce rn #and she was like omg are you gonna be upset cause youre getting divorced?? better stay away from you then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #like yes this is actually a valid reason to be upset i literallyyyyyyyy #screaming crying upset #also these bug bites SUCK they woke me up #gonna call the hotel for compensation tomorrow cause girlie i didnt pay to bring bed bugs back to my house! #that's a little extra treat i really do not want

[ghostnebula]

if you're wondering where I've been you can blame this

she is not sorry that she's kept me so incredibly busy, and I promise I've been doing my best to work on fic updates and use social media in my downtime

#ghost gabs #so this is nel #for the uninitiated #yes im sharing my child on social media omg 😱 #no one looks at this blog anyway lets be honest with ourselves #there are like 3 people on the planet who care about my fic updates #and maybe 3 more who follow this blog who im actually friends with #baby #fic updates will come out probably around the time she starts kindergarten 🤣

[torgawl]

i just had the funniest co-op experience. they made me feel like a superstar!!!

#i entered the world to fight le raiden shogun and when i opened the chat they were all: #DILUC DILUUUUC DILUUUUC DILUC MAIN #asking if i mained him which i said yes and they were super excited saying things like 'omg we wanna see him!' #idk if they were joking or not but when we started fighting they took the time to send msgs hyping his dmg when he isnt even that good 🤣 #the other person was doing more dmg than me but they were still hyping me up :') and then i got killed and was like lol sorry guys #but they were still so nice saying it's okay and even after collecting the prizes they were excited about the fact i was using #diluc sjjsj i wish i had recorded it but my phone was laggy couldn't even take a print #but anyways thanks for being excited about my mediocre diluc random genshin players #they made my day 😂 #also was trying to get the transmutation thing so i could crown the boy today but didn't get it so have to wait until next week ✊

[alexbkrieger13]

Put ot in the Louvre

#🤣 omg yes #chelsea fcw #guro reiten

[hawkeshep]

I was tagged by @thefathersbride and @vhenan-solas to create some of my ships using this picrew thank you for tagging me this is so cute!!!

zevran arainai x deirdre amell (dao), fenris x marian hawke (da2), solas x athera lavellan (dai), & astarion & aoife (bg3)

Tagging without pressure: @plisuu @n7viper @moxxihodunk @kirkwalls-dumbest @oxygenforthewicked @moss-flesh and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it! I’d love to see yours 💜

#these are so cute omg #the skintones have me a lil fucked up but other than that #also I may have a type… #ps yes I kept the default Hawke name 🤣😭 #tag meme

[taegularities]

Im sorry but the hate YOU got on that website is the most unreasonable one to me. they hate you for writing only for jk and tae ? saying that this isnt artistic and that you have no vision bc you only can write for two members ? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT listen, HOW bored can ppl be ? can y‘all author not even choose the members y‘all write for 💀

apparently i can't choose who i write for cos i gotta produce stuff for entitled anons who act like i don't write fics for free and till 3am into the night 🤣 but yeah, i guess i’m bland, boring and not creative

#thank u for this message !!! u're so right <3 #and i don't even ONLY write taekook. mostly yes but not only. and if i did so what? #like it's a hobby. i post dozens of surveys all the time to ask y'all what u'd like to read first #i was also gonna ask if u'd like jimin jin or hobi's evermore fic first #i always post on the promised days cos i edit for hours even after 10 hours of work... just so i have the fic out for when i promised it to #the absolute gall to guilt trip me when i'm writing what makes me happy? trying to make me feel bad when i write for my BIASES #NOT for notes lmaooo my yoongi and joon fic have 2/3k notes too so what's the argument 🤣 #also this anon hasn't read my stuff if they think all i write is smut (hey hello out of 25k i usually write around 3 or 4k is smut) #(oh and also? out of the 20+ fics i wrote and published just 3 or so have the fuckboy trope) #(and OMG ALSO ???? i'm gonna keep writing jk smut cos the man is hot affff to me :O) #truly baffling #last but not least pls spell taegularities correctly #notes for rid 🌹 #anon

[firstdove15]

Caller: I thought I warned you to get rid of the Chronicles of Albertan, or else you'll be dead.

Ahn Min Hyeok: Hey, punk! Do you know what time it is?

Ahn Min Hyeok: If you want to threaten someone, you need to let them sleep for the threat to sink in. If I were awake, this would be scary!

Me:

#faye watches strong woman do bong soon #yes i am super late to the game i know #but i'm literally only five minutes in and i'm freaking sold omg 😂😂😂 #the threat would've woken me up the frick 🤣

[allofuswantgwinam]

I did my taxes today like a big kid for $0 🫡 im so proud and I’ll never be stressed ever again 🤣🤩

#my mom refuses to learn so I’m gonna start doing hers for her I think #she spent $93 🫠 no ma’am #I will be the taxes aldy of this house hold for now on #omg #it was so fucking easy I can’t even fathom #but I still hate them #AND #I didn’t owe or get anything from the state 🤣 hells yes #I wish they would mfing approve already bc federal has #im gettin $1070 🫶🏼 #and I finally don’t owe my mom any money for once so it’s all for me yayyayayayayy #but IM NOT GONNA WASTE IT #GONNA TRY REALLY AHRD #I CAN DO IT

[thehornedbasterd]

THE SAME SCENE🤣

#one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #anime #anime screenshot #screenshot #omg yes #lol wut #omg 🤣🤣🤣 #lmao 🤣🤣🤣 #tom and jerry #toony #it's so well animated and it's glorious!!!

[afterglowsainz]

yes, and? | max verstappen

summary: max’s impossible crush finally notice him, but he’s stuck in a pr relationship

fc: simone ashley

a/n: so i try something a bit different with this one and made it on the longer side (if you’ve listened to ariana’s song you know this is gonna be messy for sure) (also, simone ashley??? or the prettiest woman ever??? i’m obsessed with her)

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megan.galanis 🥰

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ynusername bridgerton press tour at it’s finest 💍

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username you’re the prettiest woman alive😩

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username never took max for a bridgerton guy???

username not complaining tho

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username now i get why he’s always in y/n’s likes like damn i too would be obsessed after watching her on that show

ynusername thank you! <3

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ynusername it’s the monaco grand prix! i never miss the grand prix🏁

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username the way yn always serves cunt MUST be studied

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maxverstappen1 🤣

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maxverstappen1 P1 in Monaco🏆🇲🇨

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username max verstappen, the only man ever🫶🏽

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username no but seriously, did her contract ended or something?

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f1gossippofficial max verstappen has been seen lately on multiple dates with actress y/n y/l/n around monaco

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maxverstappen1 another successful weekend for the team, hopefully many more to come! 🇨🇦

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username “hopefully many more to come” as if we don’t know he’s gonna win all the races already

username being a red bull fan is sooo easy and fun i love it here

username i miss seeing megan in the paddock :(

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username also, she just missed two races, like😭

username let’s goooo super max

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username she really has no shame huh?

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landonorris and my credits for the last picture?

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