#omg the Auditor's face

[saltymongoose]

Streamer player who got into the game with their phone and aren't exactly behaving the way the employers expected them to at first💥

Auditor goes on his little monologue about you being important to this entire reality and how you being locked up in here is non-negotiable and how you can't just leave! They finally got you here and they're so excited-

Player is giving no visual reactions but he keeps on talking (he. Is acting a bit out of pocket now that the player is finally here! You can't blame him!!!)

Then suddently they just kinda.

Player is now visibly irritated and typing up a longgg post abt them having to stop streaming for now and how they love their fans and won't stop interacting!!! It will just take longer to post significant content! And apologising profusely to their followers.

As they're doing this they start a very upset rant about the situation they're in

Like they go all the way off💥💥 going from how badly planned their kidnapping was and how if they really wanted the player to stay in this bland little concrete room the employers should have at the very least let them grab a charger. Did they even know if humans could breathe in this atmosphere?? They could have died! Did they even take their medication with them? No? Of course not. God, can it even get any worse? Oh! And just so you know, being locked in a small boring enviroment is very detrimental to any human's mental state! Do they even know if food in nevada can fit their dietary requirements?? If the auditor didn't go on that rant about the importance of the player, they'd assume they were captured to get tortured! If this is the level of planning the employers were capable of, then they could see why they couldn't catch Hank yet.

40 minutes after being left in the room by themselves the player gets out and they apologize for getting so mad.🫡

(What the rest of the employers see after the auditor leaves the player's room)

Omg, it's something the Employers never expected to see. The consequences of their own actions. 🤯

Yes, we love to see the Player sticking it to the Auditor (and the rest of the Employers), and they do have a point. Besides the observations they made over your webcam, they had no other source of information on humans, and it's not like watching someone play video games and go about their business in their room can tell you about all their needs. Your biology is completely unfamiliar to them, and who knows if you need any specialized medical care to deal with any disorders or ailments you have? Like if you were diabetic, how the hell would you get insulin? Do they even have insulin in Nevada? What about food? Or enrichment? Humans are social creatures, and it's not like talking only to the four of them would be sufficient for that. And that's just a few things in addition to the arguments you gave in your ask as well.

I like to think that the Player is just so done with the situation that they're the one who orders the Auditor to leave the room while they type out a message to their followers. I mean, they just woke up in a whole other dimension/world after being kidnapped. It's not like they'd be all that comfortable with just chilling in the room with the Auditor after giving him the verbal lashing they did lmao. 

Meanwhile, the Employer is just beside himself, because he can't exactly weasel his way out of responsibility here or argue against what the Player said - because they're right. The Auditor took a major gamble by really just assuming they would be able to survive there off of some similar details in their surroundings, and if he were any less impulsive, he'd have done some further tests to see if such a thing was really feasible.

What makes it worse for him is that I'm also willing to bet that Stygian or one of the other Employers suggested doing just that, but he didn't listen to them because he never listens to them lmao. (Also I love that picture of the Auditor, it's one of my favorite things in the world now, no joke.) 

And it's not like they're going to comfort or support him once he steps out of the room either. In fact, they'll probably chastise him (Stygian totally would at least), and then insist that you were entirely right and they don't think you should apologize at all. 

Maybe they're doing it for extra brownie points, as the Auditor's clear fuckup in your eyes provides a very good opportunity to make themselves look good (even if it's extremely hypocritical lol). But then you reference their own work to help the Auditor's plan and throw it back in their faces because you just know he could never do this whole operation alone. (And you're still important to other people besides them regardless, like your beloved fans who're gonna have to deal with the fallout of their selfishness.)

However, fortunately for the other three, your scolding is far less harsh than it had been on the Auditor. That doesn't mean you won't still make a point of it when necessary though.

#omg the Auditor's face #it's the 🥺 for me #Player: Damn. If you think “Auditing Nevada” is hard #ask #chat tag #cuch1 #other's art #fav #madness combat x reader #self aware m:pn au #samau

[thalvanna]

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ♡ ovwrarepair 2024 - day 3 - winter's night ♡･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

sometimes you have to drag your girlfriend out of the library for her to get a modicum of sleep

sometimes it kinda works

other times, not so much (alternate ending) (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

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Odessa

Clothes :: ronnie denim jacket by clumsyalien / summer black skinny jeans by Pinkzombiecupcakes / comfy joggers and tied tank top by Nucrests

Skin details :: About face by Pyxis / Milktea by Capital Co / GPME-GOLD Face Contour C7 by GoppolsMe / Torrada blush by Simandy / Tulip mouth corners by Peachyfaerie / Fallout 4 Scars tattoo by Yakfarm / Body scars by -Merci-

Eyes + eyebrows :: Undotted eyes + heterochromia by Nords-Sims / Eyebrows N48 by Seleng

Hair :: Mohawk by Redearcat / Pyretta by Bloodmoon

Makeup :: eyelashes 13 by Bobur3

Piercings :: DIY lip piercing set by Pralinesims / DIY eyebrow piercing set by Pralinesims / Piercing set N14 by Pralinesims

Moira

Clothes :: paige coat, nancy hoodie, ren socks, avery backpack by clumsyalien / high super skinny jeans by Pinkzombiecupcakes / lace up boots (male) by jius-sims /

Skin details :: About face by Pyxis / Milktea by Capital Co / Floral body and face freckles by Peachyfaerie / Torrada blush by Simandy

Eyes + eyebrows :: Undotted eyes + heterochromia by Nords-Sims / 201920 eyebrow by S-Club

Makeup :: Au naturel eyeliner N78 by Pralinesims / Jin lip tint and Myung blush by Simandy x Infiniteraptor

Nails :: Elysia nails by Suzuesims (dark purple recolor by me)

Purple arm :: me (will post for download soon)

Pose packs

couple pose 12: studying by akuiyumi / college memories by Mel Bennett / your hand fits in mine by Simmireen / i cant read in peace by natalia-auditore

(THANK YOU CC CREATORS SO MUCH OMG im floored by the dedication, love and care everybody puts in all the custom content AND FOR FREE?? sending endless love and good vibes your way) ♡♡♡

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[omnidemidisaster]

Hank General Headcanons and Romantic Headcanons

Cw: Madness combat stuff, Guns, Violence, Blood mention, character death but no spoilers

General Headcanons

● Hank is biromantic asexual and is nonbinary (He/They)

■ We all know Hank is 6'2 so he t o w e r s over his teammates

● Deimos and Sanford are terrified of that, meanwhile 2bdamned isn't scared in the slightest

■ Hank absolutely LOVES 2bdamned and always tries to be around him

● He's like the obsessed sidekick to 2bdamned

■ Outside of his work, they have a knife collection. He likes them alot and will often take one and just admire it

● Because of his constant fighting with Tricky, Jebus, and Auditor ( plus the hundreds of AAHW members ), they barely has any real reaction to pain

■ Funny enough though, they do feel pain for little things, like stubbing a toe or bumping his elbow

● He's actually pretty skinny. Not like stick skinny, but they're not a big boi in a blow up muscle costume

■ He does have muscles tho, he just ain't a hunk of meat

● He owns 3 kittens, which he named Coco, Mei, and Rocket, all three females. Why Rocket for a girl? He saw Rocket looked like a racoon so he named her Rocket after Guardians of the Galaxy

■ Even though they are a heartless murderer, he's actually pretty nice around his teammates

● Yea, Hank is actually NICE

■ He has silver gray hair and its like l o n g.

● Despite what alot of people think, He, Wendi (White Hank), and Pete (Pink Hank) are not related

■ Though Hank and Skittles are related

● Hank has adhd and it makes him difficult to work properly

■ 2bdamned diagnosed them and gave him pills to help them

● Hank likes playing guitars, metal, acoustic, electric, whatever

Romantic Headcanons

○ Hank faces cuteness aggression around you and clenches his fists to try to relax

□ He likes to pet you. Yes. He pets you. Like an animal

○ They will literally die for you. And he has before. He puts himself in front of you so you won't get hurt

□ He kinda just gets revived and shows up like waddup

○ Loves it if you sit on his lap. I mean he's b i g and w a r m and t o u c h s t a r v e d

□ He isn't used to kisses so they let you do the work

○ 2bdamned noticed Hank's attraction towards you and he tells you

□ Hell, Hank didn't know they liked you

○ He likes sleeping with you after work and he has a habit of mindlessly picking you up and taking you to bed to cuddle with you

□ Speaking of which, he likes being big spoon no matter the position

○ You are now the step parent of his kittens

□ Wear his jacket or goggles. Just do it

○ They will sing to you and omg he sounds so comforting

□ He has a strong memory and anything you tell him he remembers

○ When it's your birthday, he takes you on a special murder spree. He ends up buying you Gil's afterwards

□ He likes seeing you in red and will try to find red clothes for you

○ And no, its not covered in blood

□ During their breaks, they like to take you on dates ( how he can, we will never know )

○ They make it abundantly clear to Deimos and Sanford that if they try anything with you, they are dead

□ Deimos is chill, he kinda just ends up being protective over you from the AAHW

○ Sanford doesn't care much, just a big brother over you

□ And 2bdamned is grayromantic and don't care

#fluff #x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #hank j wimbleton #hank x you

[kiatheinsomniac]

Omg I'm so happy that you opened requests. You are my favorite Assassins creed fanfic writer , everything that you write just feels so in character. My request is Ezio coming home after a month long mission, exhausted both mentally and physically and finding comfort in reader who has nothing to do with that. I would prefer brotherhood ezio bc he just goes through so much. I just want to see that squishy man getting snuggled and being loved thank you in advance beautiful 😉💖

notes: ahhh! That makes me beyond happy to hear that I'm your favourite AC writer! I hope that my characterisation of Ezio in this lives up to the standards I've set for you and 100% agreed that tired Ezio deserves to be pampered

pairing: Brotherhood! Ezio Auditore x Reader

word count: 1.2k

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A welcoming embrace

You had never seen him so unenthusiastic upon returning home to the hideout. Usually he was tired from a day’s work, yes, but he looked just about ready to collapse as you waited in the entrance hall for him with open arms. 

He half-collapsed into your welcoming embrace, lugging his body weight onto you as you held him tightly, inhaling your scent as he buried his face in your hair. As much as you adored your husband, you had to admit that he did not smell very good himself but you didn’t blame him, knowing how tedious his work was. 

“Come, amore mio, before someone hunts you down for a helping hand. You deserve some rest.” You wound his arm around your waist as you led him up into your shared bedroom which, more often than not, was only inhabited by you while Ezio was away on missions. He would come in, usually late in the night, or at the hottest hours of the day, to rest with you but you minded his absence very little. You missed your husband dearly, of course, but your love did not wither in his absence and you were patient enough to wait for his return, enjoying your solitude as you enjoyed his company. 

“I didn’t know you’d be back at this time or else I would have started heating up some water.” You spoke as you pushed the door open for the two of you, “Come, throw your clothes in the laundry for me to handle tomorrow and I’ll start heating the water.” 

“No, I just want to sleep.” He grumbled as he reached down to loosen the laces on his boots. 

“I love you but you stink, darling.” You replied with a smile, ruffling his hair slightly, “I’m preparing a bath for you.” And so, while he dozed on the mattress, you heated up all the water necessary and mixed in the most recent batch of lavender oil that you had finished making, coaxing Ezio to wake and submerge himself in the warm water. You sat behind him on a stool, encouraging him to lay back against the copper tub while you gently brushed out his hair and pressed kisses to the sides of his face as you pleased. 

“You’re an angel…” He sighed out as you began to rinse his hair and later up a rose soap into it. 

“And I’ve missed you.” You replied, taking extra care to massage his head, hoping that he wouldn’t get a headache – those have been bothering him lately with the pressure of his workload. 

“I hope you’re not lonely here, Machiavelli is good company if you–”

“No.” You cut him off, “I’m not particularly fond of him.” You frowned, making Ezio glance up at you with a concerned look. 

“Why? Has he said something to upset you?” 

“He dragged you here from the ruins of our home, so terribly wounded that you had to stay and be treated by a woman for days.” You bit out, “He offered no hand to Claudia, Maria and I in finding you and he sends you on all these tasks yet does nothing to pull his own weight.” You lathered up some soap onto a washcloth and began scrubbing along your husband’s shoulders, trying to massage his muscles as you did so, “He’s getting old and can’t fight like he used to, that I can respect but he does nothing to recruit or train novices, leaves all of their missions down to you when he’s perfectly capable of doing it himself and you already have more work than you can handle–” Ezio put his hand over yours to stop you, making you realise that frustrated tears were gathering in the corners of your eyes. His own grey-brown eyes looked weary and suddenly you feared that you were giving him yet another thing to worry about. 

“My love, I am managing just fine.” He assured you. 

“You’re not, Ezio, you shouldn’t be so exhausted every day, you have such an unstable sleep schedule and you’re being given work that can be divided out across more people. I wish I could help more but you know I’m not a fighter.” He sighed and sank deeper into the water while you began to rinse out the soap from his hair, rubbing an oil into his dark tresses before brushing through them again. 

“Why don’t you take on assigning missions to the novices?” He suggested quietly, “I know you ache for something to do here like how you helped maintain the villa. You might not be  a fighter but you’re a strategist. I trust you to make the right decisions, to send the right people for the job.” 

“I’ll tell Machiavelli to get off his lazy ass and train the new ones too.” You grumbled, making Ezio smile a little. You couldn’t help but lean down and peck his lips upon seeing it. 

“You do that, amore mio.” He chuckled lowly as you pressed another kiss to his forehead. 

“Get out whenever you please, I’ve left a towel to warm by the fire.” You murmured against his damp skin as you got up and crossed the room to change out of your dress and into a chemise to sleep in. As you were doing so, you could hear Ezio shift in the water, feeling his arms encircle your waist before you had the chance to turn around and face him. His lips landed on your neck, peppering it with gentle kisses as he swayed you from side to side on the spot. 

“No matter what the time is, this is always my favourite part of the day…” He sighed, a hand reaching up to push some hair behind your ear when you turned your head to face him. “I get to forget about everything else and just hold my wonderful wife in my arms.” You reached up to tenderly caress your thumb across his cheek before pulling him down for a kiss. 

“Come, let’s get in bed.” You murmured against his scarred lips, withdrawing from his embrace to lead him to the bed by his hand. You laid on your back as you got under the sheets, Ezio discarding his towel before joining you. 

“Turn over.” He whispered as he slotted his body against yours, turning your back to him and feeling him press his chest against you, body melting against yours with a pleased groan. He coaxed you to lift your head up so that he could brush all of your hair aside before setting his chin on top of your head, occasionally pressing a kiss to the top of it. “I love you… I wish we had more time to just lay together like this.” He let out a deep breath, “This is what motivates me to come back everyday, to make sure I get home to you safe.” You clutched his hand to your chest, pressing back against him, trying to get even closer if that were even possible by this point, “You’re my world.” 

“And you’re mine.” You brought his hand up to your face to press a kiss to his calloused knuckles before returning your entwined hands to under your chin. “But get some rest now, my love.” He shifted slightly against you with a long sigh and, soon enough, you could tell by his heavy breathing that he was asleep. Convinced that your husband was finally able to relax after such a tedious day, you too let yourself fall victim to sleep in his embrace.

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🏷️@gojohater101 @writing-noah @havatnah

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[pinkfey]

here are some jael fun facts because i cannot stop thinking abt her !!

is a half-elf blood kineticist!! i’m playing her as a rogue because that is my one talent in rpgs but from an rp perspective it fits her better and makes her sexier 😈 though for a long while she wasn’t using her magic at all because it was taking a huge toll on her and she made her living burglarizing aristocratic homes with her dhampir friend selkie. that actually led to meeting their other friend, a halfling named sienna, whom they were robbing. girl power ! 🦋🌼🧚🏻‍♀️

speaking of burglary 👀 girlie has the kind of Muscular Definition that comes from basically living in an assassins creed simulator for a few years. queen of parkour. bench pressing her friends has won her more than a few bets.

she’s chaotic neutral and the chaos part comes first lmao she is just a silly little guy :-] being chaotically funny is her number one priority. she didn’t set out to have such immoral tendencies but her nature itself as a blood kineticist almost required it of her. it’s a fucked up gift. but she isn’t ruthless, she’s certain. she does have a heart.

azata path lol my lil mariposa my papillon my nabi 🦋 but in seriousness something shifted in her when she went to elysium. the freedom and the ethereality—it gave her this sense of surety. she finally understood where she’s supposed to fall into place on this strange little journey of hers.

did not receive a formal education for very long so when daeran uses big fancy words she has no idea what he’s saying. but if there’s one thing she’s knows it’s fake it till you make it so she pretends she understands completely lmao just smile and wave boys just smile and wave <3

has terminal resting bitch face but she’s actually quite spontaneous and confident. she seizes every opportunity for a joke and has a charisma that surprises most because on the outside she just looks Shallow and Angry and Beautiful. but she’s rlly inspirational and a natural leader !! just looks cunty 🥴

on the topic of her appearance, she’s between 5’8”-5’10” and she is/would be indian !! also a v important detail!!!!! she wears two small braids in her hair and yes she’s braided daeran’s hair the exact same way. and ember’s. and arue’s. she’s on a mission to braid everyone’s hair (she’ll get regill one day, she swears it)

i’ve mentioned a couple times she loves a good joke a good jab a good jest but god she is so committed to the bit. she loves lying she loves manipulating she loves acting—all for the sake of being a cheeky little shit. of course, it’s gotten her into bad situations just as much as it’s gotten her out of them 😌

aivu is her BABY. respect the dragon or die by her sword 🗡

being on the azata path, she values freedom a lot, something she and daeran share!! it stems from childhood and being rejected and scorned for her penchant for unsettling magic. her family forbade her from using her talents but secretly she would experiment and :/ while she had a morbid fascination with her kinesis’ increasingly improving outcomes, none of her memories of the time are pretty.

when she got caught, her parents had a wizard come to their small village and examine her. she was sent with them to an academy where she was given a bit more magical leeway but was still discouraged from using her kinesis the way she felt most comfortable and was confined to a box. but she did meet selkie there!! selkie was like an assistant to jael’s fucked up little experiments until they were discovered and both expelled D: rip

#lmk if this is too long i kinda got carried away omg #update: added a cut #she’s honestly still in early development but i just….. Love her so much u know????? #fun and spontaneous lil bloodbender 🥴 #there’s much more i have in my notes about her but it’s all very jumbled and incoherent nd i was hoping doing this would organize some of it #also i forgot to mention her fit while she was in her ezio auditore era!! #all black w a lil face mask!! all very sexy 😌 but now her main color scheme is golden brown and royal blue !! she wears coats mostly #i cannot wait for her commishy i’m going to sob and puke and throw up #anyways​.txt #ch: jael khatri

[vinnival]

Main 3 x reader who is an absolute badass in battle 👉👈 Who literally out ranks hank and even auditor is scared of them

you decided where you want to go with this

you're fueling me with these asks bb omg badass reader that knows how to cut a bitch >>>

Too Powerful

HANK

Alright let's be honest he's probably head over heels like

I feel like he's like the youtuber Markiplier (who excuses his simping for Lady Dimitrescu by saying he respects the POWER)

He respects your power!

He actually arrived in a mission to see you absolutely MOWING through a large group of grunts attacking you

Like you were SPEEDRUNNING that shit

He just sat there, amazed at your grace and skill in battle

You were pretty sure you saw him just frozen, gaping at you

When you finished he approached you and asked you to join his team

Like he even said "please"

You could tell this man was simping on the spot

Due to you being a menace and a risk greater than Hank, the A.A.H.W. changed its acronym to fit your name instead of Hank's

He was a little happy the spotlight was mostly off him, but kind of sad

Damn, he wasn't Nevada's top killer anymore

Definitely trains with you (he'll never catch up to you though) and NEEDS to know where you learned your mastery

Tricky still fights Hank but hates how you keep saving Hank all the time- they think its unfair HSHSJS

SANFORD

He used to make fun of Deimos for always swooning over people who can easily beat him up by breathing on him, but he suddenly understood Deimos when he saw you fight

You were part of the group for a while, sometimes went on missions, wasn't tasked with too much, so you never got to show your full power

But now with Sanford and Deimos behind back at the van (you wandered off first) they just watched your body cam as you massacred everyone around you

They both looked at each other and silently agreed: you were better than Hank

When you returned, Sanford definitely sticks by your side a lot longer, and absolutely fawns over you

He'd give you 100x more compliments now

"You're so cool" "Holy shit you're awesome"

Deimos points out his before statement about how he wanted strong women/people in general to crush him and how Sanford was basically acting the same way

Sanford denied it verbally, but mentally? He kind of agreed, yeah

DEIMOS

This man is the definition of "i will show off anything that i know is cool"

And goddamn when you saved him from death from a group of ~30 grunts by killing them all in record time, he IMMEDIATELY fired up the flirting

"So, come here often?"

You thought he was cheesy but cute, and escorted home

When Hank heard what Deimos said (bragged) about you, he was a little doubtful

When you went on the next mission with them, that erased all doubts from Hank's head.

Deimos loves you and he will make that known

"How is my STRONG POWERFUL HONEYBUN today?"

Probably wants you to actually step on him

Mf what

When you went on a different mission and came face-to-face with the Auditor, Deimos couldn't believe his eyes when the guy yelped and WHIZZED away after spotting you

"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER" -deimos

But still, Deimos just wants to be stepped on

TL;DR- all three of them simp HAHSHAHW i hope you liked this beherheje

#madness combat deimos #madness combat sanford #madness combat #madness combat x reader #madness combat hank #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat headcanons #madcom #madcom deimos #madcom sanford #madcom hank

[shangsclaws]

Baking with Kuai Liang!

#7 for @the-house-of-auditore-frye ! I had too much fun with this :3

He hasn’t tried many sweets aside from the little candies made back at the Lin Kuei. They taste vaguely sweet, usually made of ice, and melt in your mouth. They’re essentially sweet ice cubes.

Even then, the delights come sparingly, and so baking as much as two cookies will make him think he’s over indulging. You tell him not to worry, he won’t have to eat more than one, but you warn that when he smells them he might want to give in a little. He doubts that.

He doesn’t know much of how to cook, let alone bake. Kuai’s also aware that flour makes bread, but that’s really it. You will have to take the reigns for the clueless grandmaster.

He isn’t keen on getting messy either. It’s not that Liang is particular about his clothes, he can wash the flour off of them later, but more that he would rather like to avoid that extra step. It’s food, he says, not laundry.

That said, Kuai is definitely wearing an apron (omg Kuai in an apron pls-). Or at least a makeshift one. As he never finds the reason to bake, this ‘apron’ will most likely be a bath towel he doesn’t mind dirtying. You promise to buy him one next time, but standing behind the counter, he almost looks as if he’s stepped out of a sauna. Tease him for it, and he'll laugh it off in embarrassment.

Getting started, he is easily impressed at how simple it is to make the cookie dough. All he really had to do, at least because you prepared the ingredients before hand, is toss everything into a bowl and start mixing (he will attempt to make cookies the next time under this same impression, not realizing ingredients need to be measured. The cookies taste all funny, but he's proud, go on and kiss the cook).

He will ask many questions; “Why must we add all this?” “Chocolate? Is it not already sweet enough?” “Is it getting hard to mix? Here, I can help you.” “Are you telling me we have to eat all of this when we finish??? I couldn't possibly...”

Rolling the cookie dough into little balls, while you can use utensils, is perhaps his favourite part. He makes perfect spheres, like he does when making snowballs.

Chilling the cookies will never be an issue. Kuai is already there at your disposal. But he might take it too literally and actually freeze the cookies. Make sure to be particular about that, lol

When they are baking, the Lin Kuei gets excited by the smell. He starts smiling like a giddy child. He’s never quite smelt something so sweet before.

He loses his mind when he eats the cookies. Kuai will actually start chuckling to himself, thanking you profusely as if you’ve managed to lift a weight off his shoulders.

And yes, the young Sub-Zero will eat more than 2 cookies. He stuffs them into his face, if anything.

When he kisses you, which he'll do far more often as a sign of his thanks, his lips taste faintly of chocolate. And because he salivated quite a bit while the cookies were baking, his kisses are just a bit sloppier than the norm.

Be sure to dust the crumbs off his beard!

#fluff galore #my damn heart #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #kuai liang x reader #kuai liang #subzero #subzero x reader

[bacteriophag3]

omg angst moment

i should rlly not write these at like 1 AM 😬

this one kinda intense but not really but be warned

Tobias struggled against his restraints in vain, trying not to gag at the scent of the room he was trapped in. Blood and vomit caked the walls, no one bothering to scrape it clean. This is the room where those who opposed the absolute went to die, and he was about to be one of them.

The door opened, and two soldats stepped inside.

“Fancy seeing you here, Toby,” one grinned, revealing a few missing molars. Not even the most loyal were spared from the Auditor’s capricious mood swings. “I’m gonna have fun tearing you apart.”

Tobias grimaced as the soldat drew a knife from his pocket, swinging it around and tapping it against his metal armor. The other soldat said not a word, setting up some strange machine by the corner of the room.

The smug one grabbed Tobias by the hair, jerking his hair back and chuckling when he winced in pain.

“How long you think he’ll last, Arron?” he said as he ran the tip of the blade down Tobias’ neck. Tobias whimpered, trying to shy away from the blade but having nowhere to turn. Arron glanced up, but said nothing and was once again occupied by what he was doing. The unnamed soldat then plunged the knife into Tobias’ cheek, laughing as the man screamed at the pain. He gripped the handle again and tore it through to his mouth, leaving a gaping slash across his face.

“A little lopsided, no? May as well just do the other side,” he sneered, readjusting his grip on his knife to gauge out Tobias’ other cheek. Just as he finished, admiring his handiwork, Arron stood up. Tobias’ heart sank when he saw what he held. A blowtorch. If there was any hope of his wounds healing, it was beyond shattered now. Tobias thrashed against the ropes that bound him to the chair as Arron stepped closer, flicking the knob on the torch. It crackled to life with a sickening pop, fizzing like a soda. A chilling smile crossed the soldat’s face as he held the flame up to a screaming Tobias’ face, inching it closer and closer until-

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2BDamned shot up from where he lay, breathing heavily. His hands shook, his jaw ached, sending needles of pain down his throat. Where was he? He looked around. The room was dark, but not pitch black. He was in his base, on his bed. Hank lay next to him. He was safe. It was just a dream. The dissenter sighed and curled into a ball, dropping his weary head in his hands. Tears fell from his tired eyes, and he didn’t even stop them.

—

Hank was about to complain about being woken up until 2BDamned started to cry. Hank was in no way equipped to handle someone crying, for God’s sake anyone who cried around them more often than not ended up getting shot, friend or foe. But Hank sat up, putting a hand on the small man’s shoulder, unsure what to say just yet. What jarred him even more was 2BDamned flinching at the touch. 2BDamned was by no means a touchy guy- with anyone other than Hank, at least- but he would never shy away from it.

“Wh…..what’s wrong…..” Hank said, very concerned. Whatever 2BDamned was crying over was obviously something important, maybe a threat.

“It’s… I’m fine Hank, I- it’s nothing. Go back to sleep, I’m fine, I’m sorry for waking you up.”

Hank was conflicted. As much as doing what he said and going to sleep again would be the easy option, they couldn’t just… leave him like this.

“Tob…. 2B……” he murmured, trying again. 2BDamned froze up, then threw himself into Hank, falling limp against the mercenary’s chest, sobbing. Hank just wrapped their arms around him, slowly pulling him down with them till they were both laying down again. 2BDamned wrapped his arms tight around Hank, but they didn’t care. They just rubbed the dissenter’s back as they cried, waiting for them to calm down patiently.

#2bhank #madness combat #2bdamned #hank j wimbleton #angst #i keep getting arbys ads on spotify #anyhoo bababooey

[whitposts]

yo gimme that nerd shit (the ocs I want the ocs)

yeasss. I WILL (smh cant beleive we weren't mutuals b4 milo smh)

ok, so it starts with EQ being assigned to the improbability drive project. she records her progress with the prototype drives, and within the first week of him working on it we have a functioning test drive to present to the auditor.

EQ does run it, but to no avail. It seems it wasn't going to work, so. (after a good nap), she chalks up the reason to being that there wasn't really anything happening for the formula to run (she was just. not moving. and if an event doesn't occur there's no way for it to happen improbably).

later he is assigned a lab partner to help her out, which is greatly appreciated, considering so far its been working on the entire project by herself. enter Reverb. together they make great progress, and soon they're presenting it to the auditor.

audi loves it, and so. the people testing can begin. EQ is against this, many cuz it would be bad if people lived to tell the tail and spread word about the project. she kinda gets a rise out of auditor, cuz bruh. whos this bitch telling me what to do. to save face the auditor offers EQ the proposition that he will be the main subject, and she agrees. (BAD IDEA). after this, reverb, auditor, and everyone who even remotely knew about the project get secretive. bad.

eventually eq finds about the whole "drive-put-in-people's-heads" thing, and that someone's taken the nullifying effect out of the mass produced ones (the initial projects and tests have ended at this point. so yeah. also she's still recording things.) when she exposes this to reverb. reverb pulls the 180, saying that she was assigned to the project because

the first test did work. and they got fucked up lmao. and also she took it out. eq is like "DUDE THIS IS BAD FOR REALITY AND JUNK" and reverb is like "oh lmao u didn't know this is what audi really wants".

eq goes to destroy everything in a blind rage, but is caught and detained lmao. and so shes put b4 the auditor like "omg wtf what r u gonna do" and audi's all like "...oh, we're gonna keep going with or without you. lmao".

reverb helpfully brings up the fact that eq is still signed up for tests, and that they could use it for the first drive-head thing. and audi's like "omg ur so right". so eq is carted away, reverb continues to produce the drives and so ends the tale of the project.

#LMAO SORRY FRIENDSS #HAHAHA #ASKS #oc talk #eq tag #reverb tag #long post #u can tell i gave up on the weaving of words halfway thru

[cheesy09]

Truth or Dare?

So this was the outcome of a realization I had at 3 o’clock in the morning (Why can’t I ever just sleep?!), and I wanted to share. This was supposed to be a drabble, but it ended up getting longer and longer lol (Shows that I can’t write anything under a thousand words to save my life!) 

Pairing: Kiro x Reader Word Count: 1,058 Genres: Pure Fluff!

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy this bit of sweetness!

“So, Miss Chips,” Kiro said as he smiled mischievously. “Truth or dare?” 

The two of you were sprawled across the furry floor-rug of his home, enjoying a rare day off. Both, you and Kiro had decided just to spend a comfy and cozy day at home today relaxing, and Truth or Dare had been the result of much musing over what to do with your time. But honestly, with the look Kiro was giving you at the moment, you were starting to regret suggesting this.  

You wearily eyed his twinkling eyes, and slowly parted your lips. “Dare..... But nothing too extreme!” 

“Oh, don’t worry! I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to do this!” He scooted closer to you, his impish grin never fading, and continued. “I want you... to post a confession on Moments about who your first love is!”

He playfully wiggled his eyebrows as he plopped his chin in his palms, seeming almost proud of himself. You almost slapped your forehead, since you were expecting something like this. After all, this was Kiro we were talking about. You gave him your best super unhappy face and brought out your phone. Kiro immediately approached you. 

“No peeking!” You warned, curling up and hiding your phone from his view. 

“Aww, why not?!” Kiro pouted, looking incredibly offended. You had to refrain from rolling your eyes at him. How can one person be so cute but so naughty at the same time?

“You’re going to see it on Moments anyways, so just give me some space for now.”

“Fine....” He gave in. He pulled away from you and rolled around on the rug, playing with its faux fur like a neglected little kitten. The view actually managed to elicit a small smile out of you, unsurprisingly. Kiro was the only one who was able to make your heart melt in a matter of seconds just by being himself.

Anyway, back to the dare!

You opened Moments and thought for a while. The dare Kiro had given you had been a pretty straight forward one; there was really nothing much to think about. But still, that didn’t make it any less embarrassing.

If only I could... 

Suddenly, a thought flashed through your mind and you quickly typed it out, smiling to yourself internally. He would never see this coming!

As soon as you smashed the Post button, a resounding ‘ding!’ came from Kiro’s phone. The blonde’s eyes lit up and he immediately opened the app to check your so-called ‘confession.’

A few seconds later, he responded with a loud whine.

“Miss Chips, this isn’t faaaiiir!”

He flashed his screen in front of you and you saw the words ‘This is out of the blue but... Ezio Auditore da Firenze was the first love of my gaming life!’ staring at you. There were already comments like ‘Lmao, this is so relatable!’ and ‘Omg, I remember there was a time I was absolutely obsessed with the dude. Good times, good times...’ You looked back at Kiro and nodded at him with faked seriousness, relishing the refreshing reaction.

“You asked me to post a confession about my first love and I did.”

“Yes, but this isn’t what I meant!”

“Well, you never specified, did you?”

“Y-yeah, but....”

You shrugged and gave him a small smirk. “You only have yourself to blame, Kiro. I found a loophole and I took it.”

Kiro let out a defeated sigh and grumpily put his hand on the bottle that the two of you used for spinning. He glared at you. “I’ll make you pay for this, just you wait!”

His statement made you sweat drop. Did you unintentionally just dig your own grave? 

No, scratch that. You had dug your grave from the moment you suggested this game.

So the game resumed, and the second you saw the tip of the bottle point towards you once again, you knew that the Gods weren’t on you side.

Kiro’s sly grin stretched across his lips as he slowly crawled towards you like a tiger stalking towards its prey, rapidly closing the distance. “Miss Chips~” he called in a sing-song voice. “Truth. Or. Dare.” 

You were too afraid to find out what kind of dare he would give you after that last one, so you went for the obvious. “Truth.” 

His smile grew wider, if possible.

You swallowed nervously.

“So Miss Chips, after that last stunt you pulled... I think you deserved to be punished.”

“P-please go easy on me...” You stammered, unable to look away from his blue-eyed gaze.

“Relax. It’s not a death quest or anything,” Kiro chuckled. “Just an answer.”

“A-an answer?” He was so close now, merely inches apart. His warmth breath fanned across your cheek and made your heart hammer against your rib cage. Now you were nervous for a completely different reason. 

Kiro’s eyes suddenly took on a tender, affectionate light. His smile turned warm and gentle, like the early morning sunrise. The sight was so painfully beautiful, it made you want to cry. “Yep. Just an answer.”

You waited for him to continue as you inched ever so slightly closer to him, drawn in by his intoxicating scent, eye-lids growing heavy. That happened a lot, apparently; Kiro’s smell was just that addictive.

Kiro closed the distance and pressed his lips against the shell of your ear. His saccharine voice that whispered was as sweet as honey and sent a flurry of shivers down your spine. “Tell me, who is your real first love?”

“D-don’t you already know the answer to that?” You breathed out, your hand reflexively landing on his shoulder, your face blazing hot.

But Kiro wasn’t satisfied with that answer. He wrapped his arms around your waist and drew you against his body, deliciously entangling your feet with his own. He nuzzled into your shoulder, his fluffy blonde hair brushing against your neck, and he breathed in your scent. “Mmm,” he murmured against your flushed skin, planting a kiss over it. “I don’t. Won’t you whisper it to me?” 

He lifted his head and looked at you with his sparkling, jewel-like eyes and you just couldn’t bear to look away. “Who’s your first love?”

No longer able to control yourself, you grabbed the collar of his t-shirt and tugged him closer, placing your lips against his ear and whispering....

“You are.”

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Thank you so much for reading! If you’re interested in checking out my other works, you’ll find them in my Masterlist.

#mr. love queen's choice #mlqc #mlqc kiro #mlqc fanfic #kiro fanfic #assassin's creed #ezio #assassin kiro reminded me of my childhood crush on ezio #and somehow #this happened smh #my writing

[saltymongoose]

Hi Salty~ I hope you like Shadowy beings, Because it's Employer time!

Because they can morph their features, I had a little fun with giving them actual faces. But usually I'd just do eyes and a mouth and be done with it. Their outfits were actually the most fun I had with them besides the doodles. :)

Now all I have left to do is the B I G B O Y S

Good lord, it has been so long since this was sent in!! 😬 I'm sorry for being so late on this. To get into the actual subject of this ask I'll just start off by saying that I adore how you managed to show so much personality in these guys.

The Employers tend to be blank slates insofar as appearance is concerned, as really their only differences are their colors, eye shapes, and particle effects. Your use of different body shapes, facial expressions/features, and outfits make them really stand out from each other, and it also shows a lot of thought in how you decided to characterize them.

To start with more specific things I liked, we'll begin with the Auditor. He looks incredibly smug, kind of like he has this pompous aura, which is really funny. He definitely has this self-important attitude that makes itself apparent in what he does in Nevada, with how he saw fit to meddle in what was going on, and I feel you’ve captured that very well in the way he looks.

Plus, those little doodles you did show off his dynamic with the Player quite well (and they’re also really cute lol). We love to see the Auditor simping, even if the Player would rather not have to deal with him when he is. 😅

Moving on to Stygian, I absolutely love the design you went with for him; his style of clothing gives him this air of nobility that really suits him, considering his general attitude and work. In a way, it sort of reminds me of the outfits I'd see in Castlevania or some of the older designs from JJBA Phantom Blood. (Plus, I just really like this style of fashion, so you get brownie points for that lol.)

The more fluid way you drew him is also really cool, and it's especially evident in the doodles (which are also adorable, I like how much attitude you showed with him lol). I just love him haha.

In contrast to these two, the Deliberator strikes me as very "friend shaped"? He seems a lot more innocent from the get-go, which is probably because of his softer facial features (excellent design choices here). Plus, his interactions with the Player in the doodles support this as well. He's probably the nicest Employer within official lore, so this fits really well. :)

Finally, we have the Conductor, and omg his particle effects are stunning!! I really like how you cut into the actual shape of his body to increase the effect of the visual, it's so striking. :D Your design choices when it came to his clothing are excellent as well, considering how you made his title as the Conductor more literal. These are all just wonderful; you did superb work on these, and it only makes me more excited to see what you come up with for the Big Boys lol. <3333

#How are you so good at this??? #I am simply in awe. #other's art #krystalkitdemi #ask #chat tag #art from the art gods #reference

[zaraquinn]

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Ezio Auditore Da Firenze - “Stop being a show-off and finish the job”

Word Count: 732

Ezio Auditore x Reader (Assassin’s Creed II)

No. 35

Requested: Nope

A/N: Needed some Ezio love because I don’t get requests for this Italian sweetheart a lot. Anyway, enjoy! Plus I’ve been completing AC: Brotherhood and it made me remember how much I love Ezio omg i love him so much im—

Additional Notes:

Y/N - Your Name

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Stabbing your poisonous blade into the Templar guard in front of you, you watched him hold his throat as he gurgled his blood and felt the poison rush through his body in seconds. “Ezio! Two already!” You yelled across rooftops at your boyfriend as you watch him assassinate another Templar guard. “Oh Bella! I’m on 17!” He said, with a smirk on his face. You gasped in shock, as you whispered to yourself ‘wh-? How?’ Just as he was reading your mind, he yelled back from the distant rooftop. “You should’ve followed me to the main gate, Bella!” He said, emphasis on your nickname. His Italian accent ringing through the Florence sunset.

Although you loved your boyfriend Ezio to bits, he wasn’t winning this one. You needed to win this bet. “What? I’m not going to let you win this one Ezio!” You yelled back, quickly bolting to the next rooftop to lead you to your next victim. You heard Ezio’s steps echo yours as he also jumped onto another rooftop beside you, doing a little trick before running towards another guard. You quickly took out your throwing knife and skillfully threw it at the guard’s chest who noticed you. He took in the knife, getting knocked over his feet as felt the pain dig through his body. You then rushed over to him, only to turn him around and slashed his throat with a swift turn before leaving the Templar’s body to bleed out. You looked out to see if Ezio saw it, and he did. He smiled to himself as he jumped from a ledge on the rooftop, bounced to another to give him amazing airtime, and quickly and swiftly landed on top of the guard behind him. Landing his double hidden blades into the guard’s neck and then skillfully rolling off the body and getting back up. Hoping you saw that, he glanced your way across the next rooftop. You saw everything in awe but shook your head, getting back into your competitive mindset. “Stop being a show-off and finish the job!” You yelled playfully to him. “Don’t worry my love!” He yelled back before continuing your Templar hunt.

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The sun finally set down below the warm sky as the full moon illuminated the city of Florence in such a way that was breathtaking. You met Ezio at the top of the Bruneschelli’s Cathedral of Florence, as you waited for awhile before he returned, lifting himself over the stone railings. He had a charming smile on his face, as romance was spilling through his mouth as he smiled. The things this man made you feel. “So, how many did you end off with?” He asked curiously, with a little confidence sticking in he tone. You held your head a bit higher, confident that you’ve won this time. “42.” You gave an innocent smile as his brows went up in shock. He quickly regained his cool as he straightened his back confidently. “Well, Y/N, I settled on 43.” He flicked a piece of his hair that fell on his forehead. You let your smile fall as you sighed defeated. Another bet he won, and you lost. He tapped your shoulder, however. You turned around to see him hold out a full bouquet of roses in front of you. You raised your eyes in surprise and confusion. “I’m only kidding, Y/N. I got 42.” He said with a small smile on his face as his other hand lifted your face to look at him gently; his thumb and forefinger caressing your chin. You looked into his eyes as the reflection of the moon illuminated in them. You gave a small smile and took the roses in his hand, admiring its beauty. His arm snaked its way to land on your waist, as he pulled you closer to him. “Besides Bella, you won.” He said slyly, smirking at you. You thought about what he said, coming back confused. “What do you mean?” You asked. “You got me falling for you.” He said sweetly. His Italian accent and his smile made your heart explode inside. You smiled with a giggle as you pulled him in with a kiss. He returned it passionately as he tugged on the collar of your shirt, slowly opening it wider. You smiled at the kiss, as you reached for the latch on his utility belt to remove it.

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🖤MASTERLIST🖤

#zarawrites #ezio auditore x reader #ezio auditore #ezio assassins creed #ezio trilogy #ezio x reader #assasssin’s creed imagines #assassin’s creed x reader #assassin’s creed headcannons #assassin's creed #assassin’s creed ii #assassin’s creed 2 #assassin’s creed: brotherhood

[creednight]

I saw all your song inspired stuff so I thought I'd request one if that's alright! Do you think you could do a modern au ezio x reader inspired by "you told the drunks I knew karate" by zoey van goey? Thought it'd be a fun bit of lightheartedness after the other ones that were super angsty

This is a cute song omg thank you!

I am drunk and on a ladderNot the smartest way to start my nightYou said I’d conquer my vertigoThat was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

“Ezio Auditore this is a dumb idea!” you call from below the roof as you climb the rungs of a creaking ladder in Monteriggioni.

Your usual antics with the young Assassin aren’t usually so daring, daring to you being any place that triggers your vertigo. Climbing the ladder up the side of Villa Auditore is definitely on that list of things you shouldn’t do. But after a few drinks and some suggestive smiles, Ezio managed to convince you to try and conquer it.

“Come on, bella!” he calls in a sing song voice. You roll your eyes, no doubt he’s up there dancing to his own music and taking swigs from the wine bottle he swiped from his Uncle’s cellar. You already feel unsettled and dizzy, so why are you doing this?

Because he promised a wonderful sight at the top and to see him be disappointed makes your heart hurt.

Cursing your feelings you rush to the top before you can convince yourself he’d be fine this one time. Once there, he pulls you up, his warm hands encompassing yours as he drags you close to the edge despite your whimpers. He sweeps his arm outwards, gesturing towards the city, and for a quick breath you see the beauty in it. 

But just as you knew it would happen: you puked.

And when we got up to the roofYou opened a little flask of ginLike idiots we both fell asleep thereUntil the sun came up again

“Try two,” Ezio pats your back as you stumble across the rooftop of Villa Auditore. 

After the disaster of last time, Ezio convinced you to try again, this time while you were sober to lessen the chance of puking. Despite the embarrassment of it all, you found yourself agreeing and here you are now, clutching his arm as he pulls you up to sit at the edge first. 

You hate the feeling of vertigo and therefore, fear anything that may bring on the onslaught of dizziness. You’re not in control, better to be away from heights than risk losing your balance and getting hurt…

“(Y/N), open your eyes,” Ezio runs his thumb along your cheek. You do so and gaze over at him. He’s grinning at you as he settles beside you and pulls out a bottle. “You made it this far, let us celebrate, yes?”

The night became a blur, you remember waking up to the sunrise and feeling his arm on your waist and head on his chest in contrast to the hard roof underneath your bodies. 

We both went out to the partyDown a long, great western roadYou told the drunks I knew karateThat was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

“He said I wha’?” you stare at the drunken man swaying in front of you looking ready for a fight. 

Ezio is trying to hide his laughter from behind the man, his dark eyes are glittering as you take a defensive stance. You can’t help but grin back. The man is drunk off his ass, barely able to look you directly in the eye and stay on his feet which is the whole reason Ezio got him riled up.

“‘E said you kno-ow Kar-ar-at-te!” the guy hiccups as he speaks reaches for you only to sway and stumble into the side of the building. “F-f-fight me!” 

You laugh and step out of the way of another swat when the guy collides with some other dudes. You and Ezio quiet down as the others turn, equally drunk, and survey the two of you and the first guy. Your heart skips a beat as their faces get red and they start shouting.

They chased us through the city centerThey chased us out to the east endWe had to hide behind the supermarketUntil the sun came up again

“Never do that again,” you shove Ezio into a food cart as the two of you head home.“I can’t help it, bella,” he wraps an arm around your shoulders and presses a chaste kiss to your temple. “I love seeing you confused.”As much as you hate the trouble he gets you in to, you love seeing him happy and feeling that warm feeling whenever he’s around. Let’s just hope it doesn’t get any crazier than this. 

I do the dumbest things for youWhy do I do the dumbest things for you?I would be safer on my ownI didn’t care, you were the most exciting thing I’d ever known

“Ezio, not again!” you shout as you try to unlock the door he shut behind you. 

It has been years and while the two of you have not really made anything official, it’s known you’re an item. Moving into your new home to make way for more exciting possibilities was at the top of your list. The two of you have traveled so much, moving in together was top priority. 

Now you regret it as you stare at the ladder on the balcony leading to the rooftop. Of all the dumb shit Ezio has put you through in the first few years of your friendship this was the dumbest. You sigh and begrudgingly make your way over to the ladder. You can hear him shuffling up the building to meet you at the top and you roll your eyes. 

This better be good. 

“Ezio, I love you and all, but is this really nece-ssary…?” you trail off at the end to see him sitting on a blanket with a bouquet of roses and a ring. 

“Will you marry me?”

“Yes!”

I do the dumbest things for youWhy do I do the dumbest things for you?I would be safer on my ownI didn’t care, you were the most exciting thing I’d ever known

#Anon #Request #I just realized i didn't do a modern au i'm so sorry #song fic #reader x Ezio

[deefiregirl]

So I got tagged by @thequeerregretableteenyears which is pretty swinky swanky It's answer 20 questions and tag 20 people but I don't know 20 people so imma go with tagging no one yay Name: Sophie Nickname: Prancey or Pra (Prancer at Christmas) Birth month: April Height: Hahahaihavenoclue. Last time I checked I was 155cm I think, I wasn't really paying attention, I was just bored and measuring myself with a 30cm ruler Hair: Naturally curly, long, brown hair, but I straighten it because why not Nationality: English Orientation: Bi Myers-Briggs Type: INFP Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Fave Food: Noodles, frozen fruit and cookie dough ice cream (also probably actual cookie dough I just haven't tried it yet) Fave Books: Do Fairy Tail and The Seven Deadly Sins count? Favorite scent: I don't know what it actually smells like but there's this smell that reminds me of when I used to spend most of my time playing on my DS in summer, surrounded by my family Fave animals: Wolves or dogs, actually no it's Exceeds Fave Beverages: Apple and mango J2O, mango and passion fruit fruit cooler from Costa, and orange juice and this bitter lemon thing my mum gets mixed together Hours of sleep: Approximately a grand total of 1 Favorite fictional characters: Aahhh please don't make me list them all I have too many. Here's a few in no particular order: Pidge Gunderson, Lucy Heartfilia, Chat Noir, Meliodas, Dil, Ash, Yukine, Quicksilver (the DC one), Deadpool, Peter Quill, Soul Eater, my Sim Matt, Sans, Sailor Jupiter, my Typhlosion (my first ever Pokemon), Jake Peralta, Bernadette Rostenkowski, Ron Weasley, Genos, Ryuko Matoi, Dean Winchester, Eeyore, Toad, Ezio Auditore, Darkiplier, Po (the tellytubbie), Marceline, the Michelin Man, etc Number of blankets you sleep with: One blanket and my All Time Low flag and bandana, because they kinda count even through they're super thin and basically do nothing Dream trip: Japan road trip with @lunacat Blog Created: August I think 3 or 4 years ago Number of followers: almost 300 Omg that's only 19 questions I think I'm gonna die if I don't do 20 so here's another one Favourite quote right now at this very moment because let's face it, my brain hates me: "I'M A LEG" Hahahahahahaha I'm supposed to tag people? Hehe um I'm pretty sure I said I'd tag no one but I'm tagging @lunacat woop have fun

#tagged #I have to many favourite fictional characters #I feel like I didn't put enough in #now I'm regretting not adding more #I'm gonna add more #I added more #kill me

[pyschoticbitch]

So I was waiting for Koya Crush to send me a message on Lync. Besh for 25 days walang palya mga messages niya. Lync on weekdays and FB on weekends. So I was confident na magmemessage siya. Lagi naman siya nagpi-ping. Siya nagiinitiate ng chat namin. Nagme-message lang ako pag may tanong ako sa process na di ko maintindihan.

It was almost 3am pero wala pa rin siya message. Medyo nadedepress na ako kasi nga uuwi na siya. But I was confident na magmemessage siya sakin.

For some reason I was asked to go “on a meeting” status. Lalo akong nadepress kasi wala na talaga kaming time mag-chat. We went to this super high tech room somewhere in the building. Conference/ video call with his team mates. And he was there. OMG. I was literally praying na sana di ma-pull up yung call ko. Basta ang weird ng boses ko, parang laging umiiyak. After the “calib” chismisan na. Sabi ng TL nya “lets have a meet and greet” Isa isa na and then when it was my turn sabi ng TL niya “wag na yan, uwian na”. Tawanan. I saw him laughing din. Tapos sabi nung auditor ko “ah siya pala si Kat” And then his TL said “oo yan si Kat ang pinakamagandang babae sa *******” Tawa lang kami. I was so embarrassed specially when his TL zoomed his face while she was teasing me. Parang alam talaga niya na lagi kaming magkachat eh. I was so embarrassed kanina. After the “meeting” I went on lunch. Kontento na lola mo kasi nakita ko na siya. After my lunch I went back to my pc and I saw his message “wow hahaha”. WTF! Bitin. Gusto ko pa makipagchat kay Koya kaso out na siya. Pero ang saya saya ko. Sobra. Now I can’t sleep. He’s giving this weird mixed signals. I’m so confused. At dahil sa kanya, inspired ako sa work at feeling ko ang ganda ganda ko. Sorry ang saya ko lang po.

#kmmvdiary

[saltymongoose]

https://twitter.com/GlitchArtTV/status/1576225836830576641?t=shuFy1Yus59UtI06dt3-2w&s=19 that's it, just thought it'd be fun to share lol

Omg, the Auditor looks so tired. And the Maker's face- I just can't, this is too funny lmao. I can't even imagine why Doc would say anything like this, but it's hilarious. I love it, thank you for bringing this to my attention. 😂

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#'please leave me alone' =_= #I love this person's work so much #other's art #omg why is 'there is a person in my head who calls me studmuffin' a legit thing that could happen in the AU what 🤨 #fanforevery #chat tag