#omg its just a cartoon

[wabblebees]

((please rb if you vote! obv this is just silly but im curious+wanna see ppls opinions<3))

#considered including cigarette butts and 'random green goop puddle' and a few other things but ultimately decided against it #so absolutely tell me if that was a mistake #ive never made a poll before! just thot itd be fun:] #garbage repeats as a gag across all kindsa media is SO funny to me for some reason #point+click games... childrens cartoons... comics of all kinds... so much dumpster diving #smth gets tossed & clangs+clatters a ruckus. smth else is yote+squeaks like a rubber duck. smth else flies by+makes an unseen cat caterwaul #how many people are throwing away perfectly intact fish skeletons in all these worlds across time & space #whats up with that #lmao #anyway. i desperately need to sleep but Cant so made this instead. cant tell if its funny or no but #who can tell! and hopefully if i typoed or anyth it wont be too bad when i look back at this lmao #ok byeeeee. mwah #bee speaks #polls #OMG JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO INCLUDE CDs....... well pretend i left it out on purpose ig. bc obv EVERYONE would vote for cds if they could

[aulerean]

#ok maybe Im not over it lol #me when I experience Rage #anyway have weird abstract wolf #this was meant to be more abstract but idk i just scribbled #anywAY #wolf #illustration #artistsontumblr #art #digital art #hare #hare art #wolf art #canine art #my art #artist #artists on tumblr #wolves #scribble #sketchbook #doodle #doodling #ignore the anatomy its about the shApe baby #enjoy my cringe vent art #omg its just like being 13 on deviantart #but also #yeah it works im chillin now #tw blood #tw blo0d #uhh so I tagged both because tumblr auto suggested the censored version? don’t want ppl to get caught out so uhh yea it’s cartoon but yea

[starrysharks]

ladies and gentlemen......... introducing the chocolate starfish..... and tha hot dog flavored watah ‼️‼️

#zeno's art #wip #i feel like i got the lyrics wrong but whatever #this started out as just run of the mill humanisations but i lowkey want to make it a whole AU #as if its really a teen dramedy cartoon from the 00s #also giving them all humany names sorry so rainbow dash = RD (raina dexton) #omg this is so cringe but i don't care. get oc-ified

[venterry]

just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time but didnt make the connection right away cause i always thought it would be super distressing and scary

in my case i just woke up and heard pitter patter and rustling paper like something small was walking on my bedroom tiles and going through my project notebooks

couldnt breathe and it was impossible to move and turn on the light, but i thought i was still too sleepy so i was just mildly pissed at myself as well as the idea of something messing with my stuff!!! then i could suddenly breathe again and saw it was nothing

#think its interesting to note here that i just had a dream about some tiny shapeshifting freak who was messing with peoples heads #a small black and white cartoon bunny with some personal vendetta against amy or something #anyway so my only thoughts during this ordeal were ''omg Move already 🙄'' and ''shit is it mice?? sounds too big though and no claws'' #''sounds more like a super small toddler as if a doll came to life lolOh fuck what if its that freak from my dream that would be wild'' #dreams #<- cataloging for tags at least #venspeaks

[puppyeared]

im like one of those childrens mascots except sometimes I will say piss and fuck while in full costume. and then smth like peace and love while smoking in the change room with my tits out

#my point being. sometimes I will just not be conscious of my surroundings and act accordingly #this is funny because I look like a 15 year old and sound like an 11 year old boy who hasn’t hit puberty #ive had coworkers tell me ‘omg I didnt think u could swear😱’ kiddo I am 5 years older than u #i dont think its like im either mature or childish like I can only be one or the other. its a sliding scale #doesnt help that my interests arent typical for my age group. watches nothing but the news and obscure anime and cartoons. eats flintstone #vitamins. doesnt have Twitter and insta is on private etc etc #Although I’m not particularly bothered abt it because I think it’s really funny and don’t take it seriously #I love fucking with ppl abt my age and gender #yapping

[hecksupremechips]

This is is important to me

#sam and max #freelance husbands #its so fucking cute aaaaaa #i fucking love all the outfits sam has in the cartoon they just gave him all these cute dresses and shit #but like omg the purple and pink. the flower headband. the ducky floatie #THE WAY HIS EARS LOOK LIKE PIGTAILS #then max with his lil strawberry shorts and pink lemonade #theyre so delightful i love them so much

[616nightcrawler]

i feel like i see posts like this so much and it's kind of weird bc this applies only to like. a very specific subset of people (ppl who are into phineas and ferb + aware of the "two nickels" thing being repostet a lot) which is like. a subset of people in a fairly specific age range (the right age to have watched phineas and ferb so like. idk 15 - 30 year olds probably being generous) AND are active on specific social media platforms to have seen this joke repeated a lot so it burrows into their memory bc most people who just casually watched phineas and ferb aren't that likely to remember this specific moment (i know i didn't without the meme). and idk this is not a big deal i just find it interesting how often people online will post about something that is extremely specific to them and the social circles they move in as if it's a really universal experience

#im def thinking about this too deeply but i see this a lot w very online young people #even where they'll be like 'omg everyone in gen Z is like THIS' and its like #no not everyone in your generation is a certain way it's just that #you don't really interact with people outside of your specific circles #be it online or physical #like online you probably algorythmically get promoted things that confirm your world view bc that is the things you're interested in #so you get a sort of feedback loop of people in your same age range #who get promoted similar content based on age and browsing habits #and you're not gonna really break out of that unless you really look for it #and physically you hang out with your friends who have the same interests as you and are likely in similar economical and social situations #and are likely at your school or uni so you're in really similar situations #its even happened to me bc back in the day i never liked using twitter but my friends who were on twitter were really confused when #i didn't get the 'twitter idioms' even though we move in similar circles i just hadn't been introduced to things specifically popular on tw #twitter #so things that seemed universal to them were completely new to me #and the other way around too where i think smth is extremely generally well known but people i talk to have no idea what's up #my sister who's two years older than me probably doesn't even remember phineas and ferb that well just bc she wasn't that into cartoons #idk. all that to say. #your experiences are not universal #the life and times of brows

[vectorworm]

#i really should not start a hobby where i collect a bunch of trash... but its pretty trash #i have neither the room nor the money. so uh. looking at pictures of pretty trash it is #and idk.. make a painting about it or something. make an indie game about it #(omg game idea: jump n run but youre in a pc (the background sprites are just photos)) #(and then you can interact with the environment and recover data or whatever. kill a virus.) #(its like one of those 'i shrunk you and now we are entering someones body and battle some bacteria' cartoons. but with machines) #good night #machines

[silly-stings]

i wanna post about my ocs again but i dont want to embarass myself by having the post only liked by four people (including myself)🙏

#kero.txt #oc tag #specifically my 1920s inspired ocs because i love them a lot... roaring twenties is one of my mini fixations so those ones are my favorite #but also i feel like if i do post about them SOMEbodys gonna be like ''omg is this batim'' #when it is simply 1920s show that had religious themes and a sprinkle of horror and a dash of 'how the acting industry ruins its actors' #and the actors in question just happen to also be cartoon IT MAKES MORE SENSE ON PAPER ALRIGHT 🏴‍☠️

[madohomurat]

wish i could look in the tag of a cartoon and see actual posts about that cartoon instead of massive compilation posts about 10+ other cartoons

#me in the kipo tag trying to find kipo posts #and its all just posts like omg i love diverse lgbt cartoons! with steven universe and owl house and she ra and kipo #and its like okay good for you but #i want to see posts about kipo #theres literally so much non kipo shit in the kipo tag #cy texts

[yaniasogames]

still kinda pissed off abt that bluey post i saw some days ago that was basically judging ppl for being into it as adults so im just gonna say it. ppl on here think that as long as their not actively mocking someone for their interests and being a playground bully that it ultimately isnt their fault when others feel negative abt their behavior

#🐻💖 #sure you said the show is good but when you still have the attitude as if most adult fans who watch the show #are too stupid to understand that its for preschoolers and as if everyone who isnt a little kid who watches it only watches kids cartoons #than no duh people are gonna feel judged and insulted. you not straight up bashing other ppls interests isnt commendable #when you still have that omg this is so weird!!!1 attitude towards it. ppl can tell if ur judging them even through text #i thought we moved past side eyeing people for watching cartoons as adults but i guess not #just bcuz someone is watching a little kids show doesnt mean u can make the blanket assumption that theyre immature #whatever i may delete this later. im just so annoyed by everyone recently people online are so damn snooty

[perenlop]

yknow what, i am just gonna skip the transmisogynistic joke quota episode in bw. at this point i just wanna skip all the gross episodes or at least skip past any gross moments

#even as a kid i remember really not liking this episode. actually i never found any of these sorts of episodes funny #im not saying that to be like ‘’oh i ALWAYS knew that was bad so shame on you if you laughed as a kid’’ but like literally idk whats funny #i just felt uncomfortable seeing ash get embarassed and humiliated #its like in the same vein as needlessly meanspirited cartoons to me where they just go out of your way to make you feel bad #and the characters are always twisted to be ooc to make the episode work like i remember this episode feeling so ooc for iris #and the alola one is also really ooc for the alola gang. it gives me a gross feeling #the one thing of value i remember from the bw one is the out of context pikachu image where ppl were like omg trans pikachu #which is like. its a cute meme yes but its sad bc the source is literally transmisogynistic:( #echoed voice

[hartmannyoukaigirl]

seeing "yaoi" "bl" "m/m" regarding sonic characters is so funny those characters don't... they... no. they aren't Male male they don't have anything, none of them do !! they're just characters and their gender is more like. literally just pronouns there's rlly no difference between male and female in that universe

#the girls are drawn with feminine features ig but its still like ... yknow .. none of them have any parts #esp like “omg gay hedgehogs” like anime yaoi already has NOTHING in common with real life 😢😥😥😓😨 gay men . nevermind cartoon hedgehogs #idk sonic characters are as asexual as can be like literally #the shipping is just cute.... sex doesnt exist as a concept i think #(( this post is incredibly biased and a bit psychotic but im allowed to be a little quidky #))

[theluckiestrose]

Finally got to watch Everything Everywhere All At Once and i loved it. Definitely my favorite kung fu movie.

#i dont watch many kung fu movies even though i love them so its not the stiffest competition tbh #and like. yes it has high-concept scifi elements and it is a heartfelt drama but. none of these thkngs are mutually exclusive #i feel the convergence of genres was thematically necessary to get the audience on the same page as Evelyn and Joy #but i feel their love of kung fu films shone through the strongest #the one ridiculous security guard used what looked like Iron Ring style and it made me want to rewatch Kung Fu Hustle so bad omg #it also got me thinking cus ronan and i didnt have any trouble following it but everyone else did. #it made me wonder if watching cartoons makes it easier to track high-concept setups? at least like. good cartoons #or maybe its bc we both spend a lot of time on theorycrafting and are more used to things getting wild (or at least expecting them to) #idk! i had fun with it #it was so heightened in every way #and some of the elements felt like bagels and googly eyes for the audience #just a really good film and id love to see more like it

[sungbeam]

archangel hannie & x-seventeen make my world go round & the fic hasn't even been published yet LMAO

as for the list, i can definitely see mystique being one of the most powerful mutants in the franchise... SHE DESERVES THE SPOT! was rogue on that list?? b/c with her powers, she should be on there! i've noticed there's a lot of powerful female mutants but honestly?? good for them... storm's another one of my favorites that i forgot to mention in the previous asks!!

i AM a fan of the other marvel franchises! mainly the bigger mcu franchise definitely, but i'm also trying to get into daredevil + agents of shield :) i've seen the first two spider-man trilogy/duology (don't make me choose between them please LDJLAKFJLDKG) and now i'm giving comics a shot! :D they're expensive tho... it breaks my heart </3

i feel like i'm bombarding u with too much marvel stuff :( but as the captain america saying & nct u song goes, i can do this all day !!!!

\\ xnonie

NO BUT YOU'VE MADE ME EXCITED FOR IT AGAIN XNONIE SO MUCH THANKS 🙏🏼🙏🏼 now that ik people/person (lol) in caratland r actual x-men fans too :')

OMG YEAH ROGUE AND STORM R SO OP AS WELL !! i don't doubt that they were on the list as well tho like ??? cuz damn. like rogue could literally take down every mutant w a touch 😭😭😭 and storm's raw power is @_@ like these ladies r insane and we love to see it !!! (i can def tell u that two of the 96s r inspired by rogue and storm tho hehe)

KSBDKWJDNEjDKND AHHHHHH THANK GOD UR ALSO A FAN OF THE OTHER MARVEL FRANCHISES 😭😭😭 IM SO HAPPY RN like it's totally cool if u weren't a fan or anything but im literally such an mcu fan like i geek out over this stuff :') i haven't watched daredevil or agents of shield but i heard they're good :0 i usually stick to the movies, but i've binged all the current disney+ shows as well 😁😁😁 oh yeah :// comics are soooo expensive unfortunately like i tried getting into them, but there's also the fact i have to figure out what's the best to start with etc. i read one called Avengers: The Children's Crusade (only the first issue tho) and i thought it was SO INTERESTING !! only wished i could get my hands on the subsequent issues to finish it tho 😔✨

xnonie, my lovely lovely anon, u can never bombard me w too much marvel stuff. that simply does not exist. i too can do this all day 😎😎 i can pretty much recite the entirety of avengers civil war while i watch it cuz i've watched it that many times, i also know "doth mother know you weareth her drapes?", and i will literally go on and on w the quotations 💀💀

(omg wait who r ur faves from the mcu !! i vibe w hawkeye, scarlet witch, loki, and rocket haha)

#sungbeam strikes again #xnonie 💥 #dude i love superhero stuff #can u tell bahahah #omg i just saw the spiderman part but i have watched all three versions and way too many spidey cartoons tbh :'))) #IM WRITING A HAN JISUNG SPIDERMAN AU ACTUALLY ITS A WIP 😭😭😭 #adding to the mcu bias list: quicksilver !! lmao

[irisintheafterglow]

Hiii!! I’m absolutely in love with the way you write kiyoomi :) he’s literally perfect. If you have time, I would love a scenario where his partner meets the black jackals for the first time!! Whether it’s accidental or on purpose is up to you :)

but he was so much fun (and he had such weird friends!)

cw/tags: gn!reader, swearing, mentions of cooking and eating, domestic omi crumbs, established relationship and pet names (love, baby), pure jackals crack

note: hi love!!! this prompt is so funny omg i'm obsessed. hope you like it!!! i got extremely carried away

likes, reblogs, and replies are always appreciated :)

"i'm-" he starts, huffing out an irritated breath and setting his knife on the cutting board, gripping the edges of the countertop. you turn to look at him from your spot at the stove, tapping the wooden spoon against the edge of the pot and placing it in the spoon rest. you check the vegetable prep over his shoulder and find neat piles of cut carrots, cauliflower, and potatoes. it didn't seem like anything was wrong with his knife skills, so it perplexed you why he was suddenly having trouble expressing his thoughts. "i'm having..."

"you're having?" you wipe your hands on a kitchen towel and gently turn him to face you, snaking your arms around his neck while his hands find their natural place on your hips. your thumb absentmindedly brushes over his moles, right above his furrowed eyebrows of annoyance.

"doubts," he says uncertainly, glancing at the dining table set for four more than its usual two occupants. the corner of his mouth juts to the side in obvious discontent, even though he was trying not to dampen your excitement for formally meeting his friends. not that he would ever call them that, at least not in this lifetime.

"how so, baby?"

"they can be a little...hard to handle," he mutters. "you know them. you've seen it," he says, voice strained and it makes you chuckle at the memory of the first time you actually met his friends.

kiyoomi wishes that it didn't happen that way at least twice a day. it was partially your fault, overestimating your ability to find him in the back halls of the msby gym facilities after only a few months of dating. after turning yourself around about four different times and unable to retrace your steps, you settled for walking in the direction of a nearby conversation. you ended up, however, steering a wrong turn into the men's locker room, yelping in surprise when you were met with three bare chests, none of which belonged to your boyfriend. apologizing profusely and briskly walking away, you were fleeing too quickly to hear the three players equally as alarmed.

it was like a scene from a cartoon; you could vaguely make out the sound of things being thrown like shirts, water bottles, and flailing limbs. there were hushed whispers of holy shit, someone just walked in here and they're so pretty and put some fucking clothes on, shoyo, that's indecency. you make the executive decision to just wait for him outside, but before you leave, your boyfriend's voice rings loud and clear from around the corner.

"what the hell are you guys freaking out about?"

"omi, dude. you just missed them."

"missed who?"

"there was this really pretty person that walked in! they were wearing the same zip-up that you were wearing yesterday, isn't that neat?" your attention darts down to the jacket that was very much kiyoomi's and definitely not yours, your face warming from pure embarrassment. "maybe you could ask them if they shop there frequently; i think they'd be your type."

"since when did sakusa have a type?"

"hey, wait! where are you going?" is the last question you hear before your boyfriend comes barreling around the corner in nothing but shower shoes and sweatpants and looking just as bewildered as you and the three guys in the locker room. after a palpable moment of shocked silence, you both word-vomit at the same time.

"you're wearing my jacket."

"why are you shirtless?!"

"you're wearing my jacket." his voice drops in volume to a yelled whisper, his hand pulling you further down the hallway and away from the locker room despite his lack of clothes. a few of the gym staff eye you in confusion and you give them a weak smile, fighting the urge to stare at the muscle rippling across kiyoomi's body. "you're wearing my jacket," he repeats for the third time, as if it was taking several tries for his brain to compute the information in front of him.

"that's your main concern?!"

"no, shit, no," he shakes his head, regaining his composure after his mind short-circuited. "my main concern is you running into the three stupidest members of my team without me there-"

"and while they were shirtless," you add and his nose scrunches in pure distaste. "wait, why don't you want me to meet them without you there?"

"because they're stupid and-and i love you and they're-and they're stupid," he stammers, visibly flustered in a way that you'd never seen him before. it sets your face on fire, hearing how easily he said he loved you when you'd never said it to each other up until that point. the same realization must hit him at the same time and he pinches the bridge of his nose in defeat, sighing through his nose. "i just said i love you."

"you just said you love me," you echo, a delirious smile widening on your mouth as you peel his fingers away from his face and lace them into yours. "you just said you love me."

"he just said he loves them!" a very eavesdropping-sounding whisper comes from behind the wall and you both flinch. like a straw breaking a camel's back, kiyoomi's face contorted into a vengeful scowl. he composed himself for a moment, promising you he'd be right back, and then stomping around the corner where you heard receding screams of terror.

that was five months ago, and you finally convinced kiyoomi to let you meet his friends formally, along with atsumu's brother who was bringing more food to help you feed four pro athletes.

"i've seen a lot more than just them being stupid," you remind him, giggling when his face turns a light shade of pink. "and, i think it's endearing how much they care for you. i know you won't admit it, but i know you care about them, too." he gazes at you so softly that it makes you melt a little. i'm gonna marry you, one day, he thinks. "now, i promise i won't be deterred by their idiocy, so let me get back to cooking, okay?"

"okay," he murmurs, pressing a kiss to the corner of your mouth. "i love you. a lot."

"i love you even more, omi."

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