shittyalchemist

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hanging out with the hot goth girl polycule and it's honestly going great i honestly can't imagine a scenario where i don't end up getting laid here. hold on a second they want to me sit in a big cauldron of hot water for some reason can i call you back

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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

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carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists

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masking isnt enough anymore i need a powerful amulet

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*cuts up strawberries and shares them with you

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pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights

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Oh alchemist, if you're still making potions, could you make a batch of the gender fluid? I'll pay fair coin.

Oh I take that every morning! always keep it in stock. how much do you need?

#lucille_morningstar #ask

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should i post this

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every week there is some kind of laundry. sick of it

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

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why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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hand hurts from jacking off