#oliver rambles

[2-late-2-the-party]

‘Danmei is mlm fantasy written by and for straight women’ is a lie. It’s written for transmascs and lesbians obviously.

#for real tho most danmei fans I’ve come across seem to fall into one of these categories #straight women are a rarity #or maybe they just huddle in their own little circles while we queers live it up in ours #also I could’ve expanded the joke to include mlm trans men and non binary ppl and trans men who don’t realize they’re men yet #I also know of some cis mlms who enjoy the genre #but the wordier a joke is the less funny it is I find #also it’s worth noting that we don’t actually know the personal identities of most danmei authors #so assuming that they’re all straight seems like a pretty big stretch to me #danmei #mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #2ha #Oliver rambles

[sp00pypumpkins]

We adopted a new dog yesterday :3 , I am happy but also drained XD

#oliver rambles #ollie rambles #i need to work on that request but i am drained and i only wanna play karmazoo xd #who knew a puppy qould drain u this much

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Hello total drama fandom I have a hot take that isnt really a hot take but I’m calling it a hot take because I want to

Points at Cody YOU. Before World Tour we had exactly two (2) instances of Cody singing. One in his Audition tape, and the second in episode 8, Up the Creek.  Now in the first instant, his Audition tape, he was. Horrid. Absolutely rancid. Completely atrocious. Sir please stop my ears hurt level of bad

Then we have in Up the Creek - it wasn’t exactly him singing as much as it was just him making guitar noises but it was still pretty bad. Cute. but bad

OH BUT THEN. THEN WE GET TO WORLD TOUR. AND THE CONDOR SONG

AND THIS MF ABSOLUTELY S L A Y S. LIKE BRO??? WERE YOU HOLDING OUT ON US??? KING-

#td #total drama #total drama island #total drama world tour #tdi #tdwt #cody #cody td #td cody #ollie rants #oliver rambles #ollie rambles

[oliwas]

being cold is fixed by being boiled alive

#ollie rambles #oliver rambles

[drsexydvm]

another exciting vet update!

today my application was approved and I officially earned my DEA license to prescribe controlled medications!!

2 licenses down, and 1 to go! now I just need to obtain my USDA license to be able to issue health certificates for animals to travel between states and internationally- for this license I need to complete and application and attend a lecture (i emailed the state representative and am currently waiting for a response to receive the application)!

#oliver rambles #sapphire rambles

[noticeablygeese]

reading your shirt that says "ask me about my lore". asking about your lore as requested :3

You had no obligation but thanks so much bro!!!!! Disclaimer a lot of my nations are coded as real life ones so it might just be a broken record kind of thing. I have lots of historical and character and species lore though. Oh and too much mythology. Ask whatever comes to mind. Thanks so much for scratching my autism itch man.

#shitpost tag #oliver rambles #i love my mutuals

[meowvin-the-magnificent]

I can't get over the fact that "Yancy" was the human alias I picked for Yandereplier like...a year? two? before Heist even came out. like. that was legit what he was going by in the humans' dimension, it's what Bing put on his forged and very much illegal legal documentation

and now I have no idea what alias to give Yandere because there's Actually a Yancy now lmfao

#oliver rambles #markiplier #yancy #yandereplier #i'm working on a superhero au summary #and i'd like to add yandere back into it bc there's not enough villains #and i liked my idea for him #but i have NO idea what his real name should be lol #his villain alias is 'lovesick' btw

[hetaliankinn]

sorry ive dissapeared abit again! ive become really acive in my server, i really enjoy all the people in it lol.

oh! i made this last night.

aern't i amazing?~

ill be getting to request this weekend! untill then ill be answering any questions/misc asks to clean it up abit.

#oliver rambles #oliver kirkland #not a request #drawing #not ask #digital art #2ptalia #2p england #2p hetalia #hetalia #im so bad at tags sometimes

[voidendron]

OKAY

I NEED TO KNOW

without looking it up

does anyone know what scotcheroos are?

are they. are they seriously just a midwest US thing??? please tell me my North Dakotan isn't showing outside of my pronunciation of North Dakotan ajskdl;sjkasd

(this post brought you by: Oliver was eating them during raid and his teammates didn't know wtf he was talking about when he said what he was eating 😭)

#oliver rambles #is it like hotdish???? #other places don't know what Real hotdish is cause it's a midwest usa thing??? #(hotdish is meat and potatoes or hashbrowns btw) #(the Really Good hotdishes also have cheese. the gross ones have corn) #(in like. a layered pie(?) form. you slice and scoop to serve) #why am i rambling about hotdish #i blame covid brain #cause it's keeping me awake in the first place

[2-late-2-the-party]

Big shout out to Langa Hasegawa for breaking ND stereotypes. He's Autistic but also a jock and also dumb as shit.

Diversity is beautiful 💙

#oliver rambles #sk8 the infinity #sk8 #langa hasewaga #hasegawa langa #sk8 anime #autism hc

[sp00pypumpkins]

Just found a lost dog I have been busy these couple of hours so things will slow down a bit (Mostly because i have one last request)

Gonna go to the vet tomorrow to see if there is a microchip <:)

#oliver rambles #this is gonna get me a bit of a scold from my mom but the dog got almost run over and i couldnt live with my mind free if i ignore it #man i really REALLY hope he has a microchip

[asktheoutside]

reminder that my *active* Ego blog is @meowvin-the-magnificent!

this one is strictly for Outside-related content, but if interested in other AUs or my canon-verse versions of the boys, or reblogs from other artist/writers, I'd suggest checking there!

but if you're only here for Outside content, that's okay, too!

#oliver rambles #figured i'd put a reminder here! no pressure tho <3 #having a hard time finding my footing with the new (''new'') blog so. yeah

[oliwas]

Left the babyshower i had to attend by my mom dragging me away while I infodumped about gruesome surgeries I witnessed on animals to a poor victim

#oliver rambles

[drsexydvm]

guess what y’all?

I passed the state boards this morning!!! I received the exam on monday morning and submitted the exam on monday evening!! they said it could take 1-2 weeks to get results, but they emailed me this morning just over a day later and told me I passed with a score of 100%!! I am now a licensed veterinarian nationally and within the state of arizona!! even after you pass NAVLE, you’re not qualified to practice medicine as a doctor until you’ve passed state boards in the state you want to work in!! so as of today, im officially a qualified vet in the state of arizona!!

this morning I also sent in my application for my DEA license so I can prescribe controlled substances (which will take 6-8 weeks for approval) and I have also reached out to the USDA state representative to start the process for earning my USDA license too!

it’s all happening and it’s starting to feel so Real!! officially 33 days until my first day working at a vet at the best hospital!!

#oliver rambles #sapphire rambles

[noticeablygeese]

I want to be gay too, I have decided.

In conjunction with @helenas-crashed-car’s post, I will share some TMA thoughts with my OCs. The AU we developed together has a unique plot but the same setting etc. I’ll be discussing the AU and my canon characters’ alignments.

Masahiro Komatsu: The Eye, all the way. In canon, he’s the vessel of the knowledge and clarity god. He’s also very paranoid and somewhat unstable, which leads me to believe he could be fed upon by the Spiral. In the AU, he is the primary Archivist and eventually becomes the Eye’s avatar.

Ivan Aleksandrov: Slightly difficult. In canon, he seems aligned with the End, the Web, or the Eye, because of his formerly-dead status, his controlling nature, and his curiosity + watchfulness. In the AU, he is an archivist (who works alongside Masahiro) and therefore marked by the Eye. However, he is later taken by the Lonely, for plot reasons that will be discussed shortly.

Ulrike von Möllendorf: Even more difficult. In canon, she seems Vast-aligned because of her feelings of existential insignificance and love of open spaces. She would be susceptible to the Hunt, as she is terrified of being chased and, well, hunted. As she is an archival assistant in the AU, she is marked by the Eye. I don’t know what happens in her storyline at the moment, but she might be bothered by the Buried at some point.

Archie Mirthbon: Not difficult, at all. In canon, she fits well with the Slaughter and the Desolation, because she kills and maims with little hesitation and leaves destruction in her wake. In the AU, she is the avatar of the Desolation.

Absinthe (Flamedance) Aleksandrov: Absinthe is characterised by her desire for love and connection. She is often unable to sustain interpersonal relationships among her peers and family members, so she seeks a sense of belonging elsewhere. In the AU, she works with her father Ivan at the Archives but is unhappy with his archivist status, as it overworks him and prevents him from spending meaningful time with her. Though she doesn’t formally work at the Archives(she’s 16), she dutifully investigates the mysteries surrounding it, which eventually draws the attention of multiple entities. Despite seeking the help of her coworkers, they don’t take her seriously. She eventually succumbs to the Corruption’s call and disappears for a few months, sending the Archive’s faculty into hysterics. She comes back with her troupe of worms and flies to destroy the Archives, much to everybody’s horror. Murasaki Komatsu and Ivan lure her into the tunnels and torch her. His daughter’s death sends Ivan into a spiral of despair and isolation, prompting him to abruptly leave the Archives and be claimed by the Lonely.

Feliks Działyński: The Lonely, AU and canon. He is a hermit and avoids people when possible. At times he resents his asocial nature, but he does little to stop it. In canon, he’s the avatar of the Lonely until he encounters Viktor of the Web, which is when Ivan takes his place.

Theodor Rosenstierna: The Stranger in the AU, between the Stranger, the Hunt, and the Web in canon. In canon, he is deeply manipulative and sadistic, but hides this behind a veneer of pleasantries and normalcy. In the AU, he is the Stranger’s avatar, taking the form of a fashion mannequin in a flashy red suit who has a propensity to wear young men’s faces. He is as upbeat and good-humoured as ever.

Xuèyīng Jiāng: The Hunt. In canon, he is the purveyor of his mother’s wrath and disposes of his targets diligently. Don’t know his AU role quite yet.

Marco (the Red) Rufus: The Slaughter. In canon, he is the god of war, violence, and pain. In the AU, he is the Slaughter’s avatar and tries to groom Akira Karasuno to be his successor.

Alright, I’m done for now! This will probably also be updated. It was neat to write. This is for @helenas-crashed-car 💚

#oliver rambles #my ocs #oc #ocs #tma #the magnus archives #the eye #the end #the web #the lonely #the vast #the hunt #the buried #the corruption #the stranger #the slaughter #so many tags. #Masahiro Komatsu #Ivan Pavlovich Aleksandrov #Absinthe Flameheart #Ulrike von Möllendorf #Archie Mirthbon #Feliks Działyński #Viktor / Envy #Teo Rosenstierna #Xuèyīng Jiāng #Marco the Red #Jesus Christ

[meowvin-the-magnificent]

I'm 100% willing to admit Mark is a fucking beautiful person. That is a very pretty man right there

But as a straight man I've never been attracted to him or any of his characters

My dumb ass was also just as clueless as he was about the "Don't" line if that says anything lmfao

......

so....

why is the serial killer the one finally making me question my sexuality 😑😂

#markiplier #murdock malarkey #iswm murdock #his fashion is So Good #im lowkey jealous that he pulls off those heels so well???? #oliver rambles #idk i just. Really like murdock........ #there is Definitely aesthetic attraction for me there. that's For Sure