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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months

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Charlie: "Dad. Don't freak out now. But it turns out my girlfriend is...."

Lucifer: "? Lesbian, yes?"

Charlie: "...an angel."

Lucifer: "Oh I KNOW she is Char-char! Just look at her!"

Charlie: "You whuh?"

Vaggie: "It's- it's not that obvious! ...is it?"

Lucifer: "Aww Maggie, anyone who's known you for two minutes could see that you're just the sweetest most angelic girlfriend."

Charlie: "Oh noo..."

Vaggie: "Uhhh. How, sir?"

Lucifer: "Why, the way you look at Charlie! All soft and gooey! Like caramel melting on an apple!"

Vaggie: "Oh."

Charlie: "No dad I didn't mean 'angel' as in she's sweet like an angel or pretty like angel- I mean! She IS pretty! The most pretty!! Gorgeous, stunning-"

Vaggie: "Getting off topic babe."

Charlie: "We mean it literally. Dad, Vaggie's an angel. Vaggie?"

Vaggie: (wings go floomf)

Lucifer: ".........."

Lucifer: "...."

Lucifer: "Oh." (tears up) "Wowzer."

Vaggie: (PANIC) "Shit oh shit, Charlie- Charlie I made your dad cry-"

Charlie: "H-happy tears, right dad!? Happy tears!"

Lucifer: "Oh, yes. It's only. Standing like that. You two, you look a lot like..." (clears throat) "Golly!"

Charlie: "We look at lot like...?"

Lucifer: "A whoooole lot of happy! Just. Wow! HA!"

Vaggie: "Are you okay sir?"

Lucifer: "Am I okay- are YOU okay??? How did you get down here, Maggie! And without anyone telling me! I would've LOVED to have helped- errr ah well, or at LEAST given you a place to crash- oh GOSH not the best word choice is that ha ha oops! Um!"

Vaggie: "It's alright sir. Charlie kinda... took care of all that. And, me."

Charlie: "She was Exorcist. She is NOT like that anymore. She left them all on her own, and they- they just left her here."

Lucifer: "An Exorcist? One of Lilith's ex's scary vengeance ladies?"

Charlie: "Dad-"

Lucifer: "OHHHH THAT IS HILARIOUS- oh Lili would LOVE this- did you leave him too? The-"

Vaggie: "First dick? Yeah."

Lucifer: "HIGH FIVE! Ooh ooh AND DOWN LOW! Oh haha, I haven't done that part since Charlie was still my size!!!"

Charlie: "Daaaaad..."

Lucifer: "So you left Adam like Lili did and you're dating a demon like I was and you're and angel like me and- oh do you. Do you miss heaven? Are you, trying to get back...?"

Vaggie: "No. I like it here."

Lucifer: "Preferring and happier in hell, another point like Lili! But why?"

Charlie: "She didn't exactly have the best time up in heaven."

Vaggie: "No shit. You weren't up there."

Charlie: "Vaggieeee."

Lucifer: "Youuuuu're looking at her all melty and sweet again~"

Vaggie: "Anyway sir, we just wanted you to know."

Lucifer: "Well gee whiz I sure hope you kids didn't stress over tell me! This is PERFECT!"

Charlie: "It is?"

Lucifer: "Of course it is! Maggie." (takes Vaggie by the shoulders) "Do you know what all of this means?"

Vaggie: "...that i can... keep dating... your daughter..?"

Charlie: "Vaggie of course you c-"

Lucifer: "YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!" (hugs her) "You're like a perfect mix of me and Lili! It's like creation made someone specially to understand our daughter- and it's YOU! Charlie's matching other half, her soulmate- exactly the right wife for her!"

Vaggie: "Your- wait- HER-?"

Demon Charlie: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!"

Lucifer: "Two beautiful brides!" (sniffles) (pulls charlie into the hug and cracks them both like glow sticks) "So! When's the wedding!?"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lucifer morningstar #incorrect quotes #very silly headcanons #charlie (no fear)#lucifer *takes the revelation of vaggie's past so well he proposes to his daughter's girlfriend for her*#charlie (ONE fear)

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maraczeks · 2 years

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tww s4 rw thread pt 7

#oh i'm so excited for them i love them so much #june 26 2022 #their smiles im literally crying #donna being the first to know abt sam :(#i literalydjejddjsndjsnw why did. sam LEAVE #iiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sam aaaaaa sams ammmsammmmmmm #abbey ☹️☹️☹️#abbey bad jed mean so much more this round oh ohhhh jed my grandpa #guys i lov them sooo much #july 10 2022 #don't want sam to leave at all #donna sam besties ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹#she's so happy for him 😖😖#THEMCFINDINGLITTYTT OH MY GODHHHHH I LOVE THEMMMMM I DONNAS FACE #THE SILENCE???#oh my gif this is a Big Moment i love him #NOO DONT GO #CJ JOSH AND TOBY HEARING IT ON THE NEWS #no it's actually so sickening that it starts as a rumor but is true the whole time #that's how they found outttt 😖😖#sorkin calling his writing an aristotletian event ..#ANDY WYATTTT #TOBY IS NOT A DEADBEAT DAD.#LEO AND JORDON WALTZING IM GOING TO THROW UP THEY ARE THE SWEETEST #I LOVE THEMMM SHES SO AND HES SO HAPPY EHDJJWFJJSBRJSBF HES SORJEJBERBJSNFJSNRKENFKSBFKSJDJDKSJDJFJFJDJFJ #IM CRYING THATS LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST LEOS EVER BEEN SEEN #the excitement josh has to seeing amy ..... sick #sam 💞💞💞💞 actually going like #mary louise the woman that you are #WAIT.

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shomixremix · 4 months

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Post-sex cuddles ft. the Fontaine boys ♡︎

I just finished the Fontaine Archon quest and couldn't help but make something fluffy and smutty <3

tags: Lyney, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, afab! reader, fluff, cuddling, smut, implied smut, mentions of rough sex, fingering, pussyeating

-> the world turns quiet as you and your boyfriend take a couple of breaths after a particularly rough love-making session.

reqs open ♡︎ | minors DNI

-> lyney

"are you alright, dear?" your boyfriend asks, as his lips slide down your slick skin. your chest is having as you're trying to catch you breath. that, of course, is a little difficult, considering that two of the magician's slender fingers were still nestled snuggly deep in your cunt.

"mh! mhphh-!" you tried to moan at his torturously slow movements, yet his lips on yours didn't allow that. the kiss was soft and warm, just a quick peck to soothe you and shut you up.

"shhhh.. relax, my love. one more, hm?"

your fingers tightened in his silverish hair, the one you tried petting after the last round, foolishly thinking it was indeed the last. you should've known lyney would want more. especially with those talented hands of his...

your pussy tightened around his digits, desparate to get him to move faster. after how he railed you only mere moments ago, this change of pace was very unwelcome. if he wanted you to relax and unwind, he shouldn't be doing this!

"noo, lyney!" you whine, pulsing around his fingers. "you promised! no more!"

with a kiss on your forehead, your boyfriend finally pulled out his fingers.

"okay, okay, dear. are you surely alright? i didn't overdo it?"

"mmm..." you shake your head, eyelids closing by themselves. "no.. 'ts okay, Lyney... 'm not hurt.. felt good..."

he cuddles you close, wrapping his arms around your waist and lovingly soothing your back. he smiles, knowing all too well that soon he will hear adorable little snores.

-> neuvillette

you had gotten worried. he had not said a word, he didn't even look at you - face-down laid on your warm, sweat-covered bosom, Neuvilette rested quietly. truth be told, this was the roughest love-making you've had in a while, and you didn't mind all this comfortable silence. you needed a break too.

"love?" you call out to him, gently clearing his large back of his long hair, letting your fingers soothe him.

his response consisted of two parts: 1. the low, almost dragon-like growl emerging from his chest that you have grown to love, and 2. the way his large palms squeezed your waist, kneeding at the flesh.

you chuckle at his behavior, not even expecting what's coming next. you had assumed the two of you would make your way to the baths, perhaps share a meal and doze off to bed... yet, neuvillette had other plans.

suddenly, you felt the warmth of his tounge sliding on one of your tits, circling the nip. his mouth quickly opened, sucking the boob in his mouth.

"oh! neuvi! ohhhh.... oh!" you moan, rolling your eyes back as you relax into his touches. how was it possible that this dragon-man, who was just now splitting you in half on his dick, had your body melting under his touches yet again?

"you taste so good, little one" he pants as he deataches himself from you for a brief moment, only to move on to your other boob. for him, this wasn't just a way for the both of you to unwind after your particularly tense night - it was a delicious feast, one he was going to take advantage of.

"mmmphh.. thought we said we are gonna rest now, hm, Chief Justice?"

you saw him smirk for a second, even though his lips were still busy on your tits. one of your hands stayed on his back, caressing it lightly, while the other made its' way up to his hair, twirling it around your fingers.

what a perfect end to your already incredible night with your lover...

-> wriothesley

"fuck, baby... you taste so good..." he groaned into your wet cunt, his tounge drilling into your hole and greedily lapping up at the juices.

when your boyfriend mentioned a few moments ago that he had an idea how to get you to relax and, in his words, "properly take care of you" after he had just broken you on his cock, you certainly didn't think that it would be by coaxing yet another sweet realese out of you with his mouth.

"ah! mh! mpphhh!! aaahh- ah, Wrio!"

you cried out desparately, bucking your hips up to meet his tounge half way. there was nothing about his pussyeating that could be described as relaxing - in fact, he ate you out like a man starved. you knew damn well that his "relaxing" was just a cover so he could get his tounge in you, yet you let him anyway. it wasn't like he needed much convincing.

his tounge worked it's magic, thrusting twice inside your weeping hole then twisting once skillfuly around your pulsing clit.

"oh! so close, sososososo close! Wrio, please! please, I need- need this, need you! ahhh, Wrio! please!"

not a second later, Wriothesley flicked his tounge on your nub just in the right way, making you collapse instantly. as soon as you rode out your orgasm on his tounge and let him lap up the remains, his lips were on your belly, this time with the real intention to soothe.

"you did great, doll. took it like a real champ, y'know? now, anything hurts? just tell me of you need me to kiss or massage anywhere.."

you shake your head, opening your arms wide. nothing needed to be massaged or kissed, you simply needed to be in his arms. your boyfriend, a smart man, caught on quickly, bringing you into his hold.

despite your protests, wriothesley continued to kiss at your skin, gently soothing you to a calming slumber.

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lav-bee · 1 year

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Dr. Stone x Reader Headcannons

If you wipe off their kiss

Characters: Senku, Gen

❤️- read as romantic

Senku

- Pauses for a moment, not saying anything

- Slowly turns away from you and continues his work

- “Did I do something wrong?”

- “No.”

- He’s even more confused now

- Thinks you might be mad for some reason but can’t come up with why

- For most of the relationship it’s been easy to communicate with eachother so why won’t you tell him what’s wrong?

- It’s uncommon for him to initiate PDA without you asking first so it was weird that you wiped it away

- It isn’t until you let you a small laugh that he breaks out of his thoughts and comes to the conclusion

- oh, ohhhh

- “Don’t do that. I might not kiss you next time.”

- “Noo, I’m sorry! I won’t do it again.”

- He’s just happy you’re not actually mad at him

Gen

- Blinks in confusion

- Kisses you again to test if he saw things right

- When you wipe it away again he’s shook

- You dare wipe off not only one, but two of his kisses!?

- Starts pouting ‘cause he’s dramatic like that

- “What did I do wrong?”

- Lowkey freaked out because he doesn’t know what made you upset

- But than he sees the slightest bit of a smirk pulling at your lips and he realizes you’re just messing with him

- Is even more dramatic

- Fake tears and everything, really playing into the part

- But it’s so over the top you know he’s only joking back

- Later that day when you give him a kiss he plays the same crap you did and wipes it off

- “I thought you didn’t like kisses” :P

#headcannons #dr stone #dr stone x reader #x reader #Senku #Senku ishigami #Senku x reader #senku ishigami x reader #gen #gen asagiri #gen x reader #gen asagiri x reader

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petite-phthora · 1 year

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Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰��

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him 😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard

#i had more planned for this chapter #but this already started to become too long #so the batfam reactions will hae to be in the next chap #sorry #anyway #dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #Danny in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place called crime alley #team phantom has questions #but then again weirder shit has happened #danny killing the joker and going on a date with red hood is barely in the top 10 of weird/fucked up shit he's done #he seems fine and happy so theyre not too worried #might be planning a shovel talk in a private chat tho #sam: alright ill get the creep stick #sam: jazz--#jazz: already getting the ecto-skeleton ready as we speak #oh for those who are curious #jazz and danny's private chat nicknames are references to invis-o-bill and jazzie-pants the nicknames #question: would anyone mind me adding some plot? it'll still be mainly crack of course #but i got a thought of how i could add in a lil plot #tho i won't do it if people prefer it like this #so let me know what y'all think

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ndcultureis · 5 months

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ADHD + Social Anxiety culture is sending an ask and then forgetting if you turned on anon or not and spending the next hour overthinking and panicking about what if you accidentally sent the ask off anon oh god oh no ohhhh noo i wanna cry

#neurodivergent culture #mod milo

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beybuniki · 2 months

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hihi i just wanna say the details you put in your art that conveys so much about the characters is so amazing to me !! like in the one you just posted with deku & dabi,, deku sweaty and fiddling hands and his big eyes and raised eyebrows oh he is so nervous but in a “i need to play it cool” way and dabi’s eyes and his hands in pockets he’s so nonchalant effortlessly cool ohhhh it just is amazing to me how if you know the characters you can immediately recognize the lore but even if you don’t know them you can figure it out!! idk why i’m anonsplaining your own art to you 😭 i just have nooo artistic ability at all and am so impressed every time :D also my lore is that bakugo always sees touya w his hands in his pockets and he is copying him trying so hard to be cool (noo bakugo your hands will get sweaty oh no your quirk…)

and then bakugo’s quirk goes off while his hands are in his jean pockets and they explode and slide down and expose boxers with pink hearts and everyone points and laughs

#Never apologize for I love hearing about myself a bit #beybunaski

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finelinevogue · 2 years

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The way I can picture Harry’s House MC posting this on Instagram and having a laugh about it 😂

you’re so right:!!🤭

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yourinstagram tehe🤭

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harryfan1 ohhhh i want this so bad now

harrystyles Now we’re matching.

y/nfan1 THEYRE MATCHINF AKSJAJS

mommaL/N Y/N….

yourinstagram @/mommaL/N love you muuum

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yourinstagram this is home🌈✨💐🕺💖

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harryfan1 that first photo is a blessing

y/nbff i just keeep on daaancing

yourinstagram don’t forget to text LOVE to 644-33

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y/nfan1 tour is so pretty i caaant

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yourinstagram happy dwd release day! i was lucky enough to watch this movie being filmed and i believe the film truly showcases just how hard working everyone was on set. this movie might have bad press, but the movie itself is truly a spectacle. (plus that one bathtub scene i will never recover from)

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mommaL/N So excited to this tonight! Good job everyone!

florencepugh Miss youuu :(

harrystyles Cinema.

yourinstagram @/harrystyles you’re so weird

harryfan1 the bathtub scene killed me too… put this man in a romcom now

yourinstagram @/harryfan1 bestie i would turn feral

y/nbff @/yourinstagram shut tf up you’re literally living the irl harry styles romcom

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yourinstagram look guys.. they’ve put my name on the building

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harryfan1 NOO😭😭😭stoppp

harryfan2 jealous y/n gets to be harry’s ho(e)

y/nbff so proud🤧

mommaL/N What is a “ho”?

harrystyles @/mommaL/N It means she’s my best friend

y/fan1 y/ns such a queen why even lie

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yourinstagram sleepy bestfriend

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annetwist Oh my baby❤️

harryfan1 HIS TINY EARS im going to—

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harrystyles Bestfriend?

yourinstagram @/harrystyles yeah? your “ho” right?

y/nfan1 dreams are made of this photo

harryfan2 alexa: how to become y/n l/n?

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yourinstagram y’all aren’t ready for harryween💀

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harryfan1 I STILL DONT HAVE AN OUTFIT

harryfan2 NOT THE MALIGNANT OUTFIT

julez_jpg y/n knows about malignant?

yourinstagram @/julez_jpg i was either going to be aven or amelia, but the jumpsuit was just too iconic! YOU’RE iconic julez!!!!!🤍

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#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x y/n #harry styles fanfic #ask finelinevogue #finelinevogue #harry blurb #harry styles concept #harry oneshot #harry styles instagram au #harry styles instagram #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles blurbs #finelinevogue blurbs

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gotham-native · 1 month

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list of thing my sister said while watching cats for the first time Act 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

*The bold is when i talked

"dang now grandpa's sad" (Old Deut)- before Moments of Happiness

"is it nap time?" - Before moments of Happiness when everyone is showing up

"*GASP* Is that my MAN" - when Alonzo is in the background when Gus is walking onto stage

"see he's old and they like him by they don't like the pretty girl??"- About Gus

"Aww is he singing a sad song" -Moment of Happiness

"why they getting up in everyone's face" - Moments of Happiness

"OHHHH shes sounds NICE!" - Jemima's solo

"that's what i sound like when i sing" "Really" "Yea listen *high pitch screech*" - Jemima's solo

"AHH THAT WAS MY MANS FACE" - a close up of Alonzo

"Aww the old guy is adorable" - Gus

"AHHH is this another sad song" - Gus the Theater cat

"ASPARAGUS!!!" - Gus the Theater cat

*sways back in forth while Jellylorum sings* - Gus the Theater cat

"AHH no he sounds so sweet" - Gus the Theater cat (when Gus started to sing)

"Oh My God what is THAT"- Gus the Theater cat (When Firefrorefiddle, the Fiend of the Fell shows up)

"AHH NO HE'S SAD STOP I'LL CRY NO!!!!" - Gus the Theater cat

"Not to exaggerate but I'd DIE for him" - Gus the Theater cat

"Oh its happy again"-Skimbleshanks the railway cat

"Look at them go" - Skimbleshanks the railway cat

"Why he jump like that"- Skimbleshanks the railway cat

"Bless you" (Rumpleteazer) - Skimbleshanks the railway cat

"what they doing- AH MY MAN" -Skimbleshanks the railway cat (when they started to make the train)

"Oh they fucked it up" -Skimbleshanks the railway cat (when the Train fell apart)

"NOO IT'S SPOOKY AGAIN" - Macavity showing up

"WHAT IS THAT" - when you saw Macavity for the first time

"NOO THE DEMON GOT GRANDPA!!!!" - Macavity Kidnapping Old Deut

"why are the singing GRANDPA" - Macavity the Mystery cat

"Oh wait she slays" (Demeter) - Macavity the Mystery cat

"OH OH OH, that's the sexy one" (Bomba) Macavity the Mystery cat

"why they acting like he's hot LOOK AT HIM" - Macavity the Mystery cat

"ok but their killing it" - Macavity the Mystery cat

"NO what now" - Macavity attack

"GRANDPA'S BACK" - Macavity attack

"Why she doing that, Grandpa NO" - Macavity attack

"OH GOD IT'S BACK" (Macavity) - Macavity attack

"Whys he dancing they don't like him" Macavity attack

"Yea mess him up" - Macavity attack

"no not HIM"(Munkustrap) - Macavity attack

"NOOOOO MY MANS" (Alonzo) - Macavity attack

"Yea jump his ass" - Macavity attack

"where was he went the demon attacked" (Tugger) -Mr. mistoffelees

"His voice is hot" (Tugger) -Mr. mistoffelees

"why is everyone sing, Grandpa is still missing" - Mr. mistoffelees

"What the- where he come from(misto)-Mr. mistoffelees

"WHERE WAS HE WHEN SCARY ONE ATTACKED" - Mr. mistoffelees (when he shot lightning)

"This is Fruity" (In a good way) -Mr. mistoffelees

"Why didn't he just shock the bad guy when he tried to steal Grandpa" - Mr. mistoffelees

"What they doing to her" (Cassandrea) - Mr. mistoffelees

" is that really grandpa" "Yes" "YEA GRANDPA" - Mr. mistoffelees

"Ahhh everyone's happy" - Mr. mistoffelees

"where he go" - Mr. mistoffelees

"oh shes singing again good good" - Daylight

"OH MY GOD, I'm sick of them being mean to her" - Grizabella shows up

"She's singing again, they don't deserve a concert" - Memory

"i want to hug her she's perfect" - Memory

"she slays their all haters" - Memory

"ahh she helping" ( Jemima) - Memory

"YEA GIRL VOLCALS" - Memory

"Awww do they like her now" - when Victoria touched her

"What they doing now" - journey to the heaviside layer

"what is that- whats happening where she going" - journey to the heaviside layer

"I'm confused is she dead" - journey to the heaviside layer

"Whys he sing- MY MANS!- why he singing what Happened" -re addressing of cats

"they slay but still what Happened"- re addressing of cats

*Explains what happened* "THEY SENT HER TO HEAVEN" - re addressing of cats

*just watching the TV unblinking* - re addressing of cats

"They Slayed, I'm confused but they Slayed"

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #she was Yapping a lot so theres a lot

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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername LOCA CON MI TIGRE, LOCA, LOCAAA, EL ES MÍO COMPLETO TEN CUIDAO SI ME LO TOCAS…..

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badbunnypr 🔥 DURAAA

yourusername 🤝🏻

jackharlow 🥵 🥵 They ain’t ready!!!!!!!

user boy sit down you don’t even understand half the shit she be singing 💀

jackharlow 🙄 Maybe so, but I was on set with her while she shot the video and my wife looked sexier than ever!!!!!!

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urbanwyatt We were on set with Y/N & this was Jack all the damn time, he couldn’t keep his eyes off of her 🙄 I’m pretty sure they ended up making a baby after this in the parking lot or even in the dressing room.

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yourusername Not you exposing us…

urbanwyatt Did I lie tho?

yourusername 👀 🙈

jackharlow We definitely did 🤪 in the back of the car, in the dressing room, maybe even it the restroom.

druski2funnny You nasties I’ll be texting mama Maggie, letting her know all about your sins

jackharlow You think my mama don’t know I’ve been folding my wife like a pretzel?

yourusername Stop it I’m shy 🙈

claybornharlow She knows and she said to tell you two to stop, unless y’all giving her more grand babies .

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jackharlow NOOO and I don’t plan on stopping.

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yourusername On mommy mode. Nothing compares being at home with your children.

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jackharlow My babies 🥺 💜 I love you all so much.

yourusername We love you 😘

yourbestiename I’m sad you guys didn’t join us on the road 💔🥺

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claybornharlow Little ones, can’t wait to meet the new baby Harlow tho

yourbestiename Uhmmm what?

druski2funnny YALL PREGNANT AGAIN?

cozane Wtfff???

yourusername Nice going brother 🤦🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow I- What? I thought… I’ll see my way out of here!!!!!!

jackharlow I’M BEATING YOUR ASS!!!

urbanwyatt Wait you’re having another baby? No way I’m finding out through here 😡

yourusername 🤪😈 Noo, we were testing him, and CLAYBORN YOU FAILED!!!!!!!

claybornharlow What?

jackharlow 💀 It’s what you get for telling mom we were moving.

yourusername & for spoiling her Christmas presents!!!! 🙄

claybornharlow So y’all not moving and not having another baby?

yourusername 🤫 🤪

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jackharlow Make sure y’all go watch my wife’s new music video 💥 she’s on another level. Always proud of you mama 💜🤤

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jackharlow 😘😘😘

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yourbestiename GO BEST FRIEND! THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

djdrama 🔥 🔥 Mrs Harlow is a beast

jackharlow She really is 😎 🤪

g_eazy I’m trying to do more than a feature with her 🥵

urbanwyatt Are you stupid or something?

cozane He’s outta his mind

g_eazy Oh my bad I thought I was under her posts.

jackharlow 🤔 Na keep it up bro, I’m not playing anymore. Stop coming at me sideways and stop trying to get at my wife. She’s made it perfectly clear she’s not interested. One last chance I’m giving you to learn and stay in your place.

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jackharlow Our anniversary was two weeks ago, we’ve been super busy so we didn’t really plan anything. Little did I know my wife had something up her sleeve. She made sure I flew out to Cabo and then she surprised me with this at the beach. We spend a little weekend gateway, now we’re on our way to our kids. I love you more than words can say baby, you make me the happiest man alive. Thank you for this life and for our beautiful children. I can’t wait to see what’s next for The Harlow family 💜

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yourusername TE AMOO POR SIEMPRE MI AMOR!!!! 😘🫶🏻 Thanking god and your mama for the man that you are.

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episode 5 commentary - Death Is Coming

the usual warnings of swearing and lack of context, as well as a lot of comments on hands and arms and obviously spoilers for both the series and the books

girl has stare down with a skull in a jar

omg it's been so long since I watched and I forgot how pretty lockwood is

OMG HE ASKS IF SHE WANTS JUICE

WHAT IF THE JUICE IS ORANGE AND HAS BITS IN

lolllll George is shipping already and the episode only just started

Georgie needs more sleep

lockwood takes the Mum Stance

I always think that the DEPRAC van is a lego van bc it's yellow

ohhh you can really see how big the coat is on lockwood :(((

ooo nice detail with the lavender pin that he has

'wILL yOu cAN iT pAm'

hands

ugh Lockwood's so pretty

Georgie noo

'bobby Vernon will have been at it since dawn'

'alarming how quickly you got into character' (code for: I am completely in love with you')

careful Georgie that's a lot of blood

ew dead body

'I know him' YOU CAN SEE HOW UPSET HE IS BUT HE'S GONNA HIDE IT BC HE FEELS THE NEED TO BE STRONG ALL THE TIME

I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG

CAMERON CHAPMAN THE MAN YOU ARE HOW DO YOU DO THE MICRO EXPRESSIONS SO WELL

ohhh lockwood is trying so hard to not be upset and it breaks my heart :((( poor boy

✨swagger✨

I want an epic breakfast

'I hardly knew him' BOY DON'T-

wow she's a bitch let my boy do research

get away from Georgie you bitch

eeeeeee

'when am I not nice' Luce I hate to break it to you

Lucy that is very clearly a ghost and not a real baby

silly goose behaviour

'I did' QUEEN

'who's the latest slapper?' ICONIC

'oh wow, a female serial killer? aspirational, why don't you stick it on a t-shirt'

I love lockwood bc he makes sure the remains go to a good home AND Flo gets her money

ohhhh I just had a Thought! what if one of the reasons they made Joplin a woman was to draw parallels between her and Mary dulac??? one of the headlines on the papers is 'mystery madwoman: Bickerstaff connection?' so maybe they wanted to repeat the past but this time make the crazy one go too far and die? idk if that even makes sense but oh well

Georgie noooo

no leave him alone

let him go clean the oven and I'll be there to make him a tea

WIFE BEHAVIOUR

he can't even slice toast without being Extra

JONATHAN BESTIEEEEE

'a suicide note' Lucy honey have you noticed that your bf has a tendency for suicidal things

I really wish the bisto was in the background bc that would be hilarious

'I thought you'd be dead by now' NO LETS TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE HE GOES FROM QUIRKING A LIL SMILE, TO LOOKING DOWN AND THE SMILE DISAPPEARING, TO INHALING AND SMILING EVEN WIDER BECAUSE HE KNOWS LUCY IS WATCHING HIM

give that boy some therapy for free

aw two nerds talking about mythology (I wish I was the other one)

also can we talk about the STAGING OF THIS SCENE??? BECAUSE JOPLIN HAS A MIRROR OVER HER LEFT SHOULDER AND GEORGE HAS ONE OVER HIS RIGHT

also George has the city lights behind him and Joplin just has the beige walls and I love that for some reason, maybe to show that George's life is bright and he's got life left in him whereas Joplin can only gain brightness from George bc she needs him for the mirror? idk if I'm explaining that right but oh well! also Joplin's mirror reflects the light behind George which is funky

just you wait for my next analysis of the show which is almost certainly gonna be on the use of mirrors lol

THE STAGING AGAIN

FILMING THEM IN THE MIRRORS

I LOVE THIS GHOST SHOW

'how did you meet Flo?' 'can't remember. ages ago' LOL HE'S HIDING THE FACT HE GOT HIS ASS BEATEN

ohhh the green lighting

'I'm not worried. are you?' well not when you say it like that

while I do love this show I am very sad we didn't see more of lockwood using disguises

of course he knows how to pick locks

I don't like it either Lucy dw

I love how jarringly innocent the stuffed bear is compared to the fact that they're in the warehouse of a family with a significantly traumatised boy

lockwood and kids <3

sack of potatoes

I cannot stop thinking about the fact that she must be dragging the Actual Cameron Chapman out by his feet

Georgie noooooo

idk why he's looking around bc he doesn't have his glasses on so he can't see shit

I shouldn't feel the way I do about lockwood regaining consciousness but the expressions- I just- hmm

'I'm a burglar, you should call the police' honey not one of your better lies

no bc why when I first watched this did I think that winkman was the same actor as Pekka Rollins

winkman: 'shall I draw some pretty pictures on your pretty little face'

lockwood: 'omg you think I'm pretty?? 🤭🥰'

ohhh I'm getting inspiration for a fic I started planning 👀

I can't imagine having to pretend you're being electrocuted like how do you know how to act that

I feel like something can be said about Leopold wearing red and mrs winkman (I forgot her first name WAIT ADELAIDE) also wearing red but idk what

omg hedgehogwood

winkman is actually so funny *points at lockwood* *puts hand over heart* 'ohhh' he's literally us

aw lockwood pls don't say that she's got more to live for than you :(((

omg Lucy tells Leopold to get out the way <333 she'll regret that :D

this couple loves setting fires

Georgie seriously how are you without your glasses rn

green light green light green light

funny looking bird you got there george

'total psychos' dude-

'I prefer to call it a noble sacrifice' NO I COULD WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT IT

greeeeeeen lightssssss

'what is going on with you' Cameron Chapman Acts his Fucking Face Off

omg lockwood saw the knife and then looked out the door to see what was there

that's such an awful angle to be lying down

omg poor lockwood

the way he's sat in that final frame breaks my heart bc he's literally just had someone else die in his home :(((

wow what a depressing note to end on

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #belle's episode commentaries

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