#oh to be a more popular blog

[gregmarriage]

yo, send me asks or something, until i pass out?

#before anyone asks i’m not back or at least not properly back #idk i can’t stay around but i can’t stay gone #it’s a problem #not that anyone cares imao #but anyways let’s not worry about that #just talk to me? #or not bc i’m lucky to get like one ask at any given time #oh to be a more popular blog #or just a more popular person in general #me and my rapidly declining list of friends imaooo #but that’s not actually fully real #i’m just feeling bad and not keeping up my friends and feeling even more bad because of that #it’s a vicious cycle #idk to anybody who still actually cares #i love you i’m just not doing great and i’m not up to talking sometimes #or i’m top up to talking and it’s probably overwhelming and annoying to ppl #and it’s okay if it is #i’d rather you tell me honestly #or maybe you’re cool with it which makes you weird but also i appreciate it #idk if anyone can withstand my asinine bullshit for more than five seconds you’re a real one #i’m also wanting to reach out to ppl but i’m unsure how to and it’s hard and it’s all just stressing me out more #but also if you do reach out first i’m unsure if i’d even be up to talking #it’s all just a mess #i just wanna be better already!! #ugh anyways #not the point of the post imao #gwen is lonely #< should be an new tag

[cerise-on-top]

hellooooo! can you write on how you think Laswell and Valeria would react to their wife’s randomly bringing home a small kitten she found on the side of the road/in a ally? Also I hope you are feeling better lovely!

Hello! In all honesty, I'm not doing too great right now, I should really be resting up, but I can't because of work! Oh well, it happens!

Valeria and Laswell’s S/O Bringing Home a Kitten

Valeria: She would not care for the little thing in the slightest, in all honesty. Valeria knows that she’s absent very often, so she can’t exactly blame you for wanting a small animal companion to keep you company. Besides, she’d rather have it be a small animal than some other person. Still, she’s not the biggest fan of animals. While she may not hate them, she simply doesn’t care about them, regardless of what they are or how cute they may be to anyone else. You can keep your little kitten, she doesn’t care too much about it as long as she gets you to herself when she is at home. However, if the cat gets more of your attention than she does, that’s when she’s starting to get a little bit jealous. If you’re not looking, she’ll shoo the little critter away, hoping it’ll get the message and leave you and her alone. That’s when she’ll come to dislike your kitten a little bit. However, if you bug her enough about it, she might begrudgingly apologize to it, but only when you’re around. She won’t be outright mean to it, but she will put it away from your lap and place it somewhere else if she thinks you’re paying too much attention to it. The little critter can meow all it wants, it’s not getting any extra treats from her. Valeria will only feed it when you don’t have the time to do so, and even then it’s on thin ice. Although she usually prides herself on being a competent and confident woman, it’s so evident that Valeria’s as jealous as it gets, and of a cat as well. You can tease her about it too, she won’t really do anything about it because she can’t. She loves you and doesn’t wanna hurt you, which includes not hurting your stinky furball. It’s obvious it makes you happy, and that’s what she wants to see in this otherwise rotten world.

Laswell: Although she isn’t the biggest animal lover, she can appreciate a cute animal when she sees one, but wasn’t sure she heard you correctly when you claimed to have rescued that kitten from an alley. Laswell knows that cats are independent enough when they’re older, at the very least, but you can’t really leave a kitten all alone for now. Besides, what if it’s got some sort of disease? As long as you take good care of it, Laswell won’t mind having a kitten be brought home, but she won’t have too much time to take care of it either, so you’re gonna have to be committed to taking care of it. She may not be a fan of having a cat around at home at first, but she grows fond of it anyway. Think of all the “My dad and the cat he didn’t want at first” memes, that’s literally her. Either way, she does think you have a heart of gold for wanting to rescue a small and defenseless animal that had nowhere to go. However, don’t make it a habit to continuously rescue animals, she doesn’t have the time or space for all of them, so please just keep it to one, maybe two, at most. Laswell, when she can, will feed the kitten and play with it. Sometimes you might even catch her sleeping with it. Especially when the kitten is more mature and has calmed down from all the playing frenzy, that’s when Laswell might hug it more often and sometimes even take naps with it. Will help you out whenever you need anything from her. Your cat needs to go to the vet? It needs some more food? The last few toys you got for it are broken and or torn? Don’t worry, Laswell’s got you covered. She’s got enough money to make your cat’s life very luxurious, as luxurious as it gets, even. The food will be of the highest quality, it will get all the meds it could possibly need, if it needs them, and the toys will always be provided for. The little kitten probably couldn’t have asked for better owners, in all honesty.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #the girls are so incredibly popular on this blog it makes me very happy #oh before I forget #fem!reader #although there's no mention of reader's gender #I don't really have much to say as of right now #it's insane to me how it's the end of february soon enough already #the years just seem to get shorter and shorter the more time pases it seems #interesting. I once talked to my co worker about this and he said I can't even imagine how he feels with how quick they go by #I took him by his word. the passage of time is so odd. some days won't pass and others seem to last an hour at most #but that's not what anyone is here for #please enjoy!

[assiraphales]

every time one of my mutuals gets into a new show or something and start reblogging popular posts about it, at least 3 of those posts will be yours from like 2 years ago. how is this possible. have you watched and blogged about every media there is

don’t mind me I’ve just been building my resume

#LMAOOOOO OH NO #I’m kind of glad that top posts only show recent posts. bc then ppl run into my older popular posts it’s a surprise #yes assiraphales did infiltrated that fandom too on a whim #asks #my past haunts me #and I have covered more fandoms on my other blog. so #fandom is def a hobby for me my friends irl don’t get it (and don’t know) so tumblr is my outlet #I actually forget which fandoms I’ve been in until I go to that site that shows you your top posts and notes if you plug in your url

[the-darklings]

Did you know you’re considered one of the top Sandman (specifically Morpheus) blogs?

I AM????

Honestly not really, no. Thank you though! It means a lot to me. As you’ve probably noticed, I kinda keep to myself and only really interact with the fandom via my inbox aka you guys. Some bad past experiences have kinda left me wary, so I guess you could say I prefer my little swamp and just get happy to see familiar names and icons crop up—that’s enough for me. There’s no real tea here, most of it was behind closed doors, but I try to never assume anything or think anything of myself other than a writer with a passion.

#don’t know if you were there anon but I literally got called arrogant just few weeks back on anon so gotta keep the wards up DJDJDJDJ #jokes aside i genuinely get startled by the fact people like my writing at all. like genuinely. #passion has always been the top reward for me personally. tumblr is too broke to base your talent on raw numbers. #and a bunch of people read your stuff and never interact #so basically to any writers out there struggling remember that: tumblr stats do not dictate or even indicate talent #chances are you’re very very good but certain things are simply more popular amongst readers #(like smut) #same for certain fandoms #so i never consider myself top anything or even know who else would be considered as such #oh wait no. THE top sandman blog is mr gaiman himself. sorted. 😌 #asks

[marley-manson]

i just don't understand how you watch mash and come away with the impression that bj needs to save hawkeye or that bj is at all interested in saving hawkeye or that bj is even capable of saving hawkeye

if anyone does the saving it's hawkeye, bj does none of the emotional heavy lifting and if hawkeye needed him for that he would have already killed himself mid season 7.

i'd be much more willing to believe a hawkeye goes to california to save bj scenario, frankly, because he absolutely could and would. bj doesn't have the emotional awareness or honesty to save himself let alone anyone else

(i assume saving here is being used in the sense of 'helps them through a depressive and/or self destructive period of life')

also yk i could maybe see it in the sense of 'bj is implied to emotionally support his wife pre-war so maybe he's that way with hawkeye post-war' but a) it's always written/discussed as an obvious facet of bj's characterization/their show dynamic rather than a total reversal of their show dynamic and something we don't see in canon, and b) it's mike farrell fancast as an idealized perfect service top oc, let's be real here

#a great irony of my life right now is that the mash blogs i strongly disagree with are gomens blogs i broadly agree with #so i'm beset by more mash takes i disagree with than usual #marley on mash #ship: hb #under a cut bc it's a minor whiny complaint about a popular ship trope so yk read at your own risk #oh yeah i can turn of reblogs #i should do that sometimes probably

[trident-dragion]

As I play World Championship 2008 and build more decks, I've come to realize my second favorite theme to build with, after dragons, is Elemental HEROES. This annoys me because if I say my favorite decks are dragons and Elemental HEROES I sound like a basic bitch. "Yeah I build so many dragon and hero decks, it's great. Yeah, my favorite card as a kid was Blue-Eyes White Dragon, why do you ask? Pokemon? I love Pokemon! My favorite's Charizard!" Makes me sound so much less cool than I actually am, smh

#yu-gi-oh! #world championship 2008 #elemental heroes #blue-eyes white dragon #my favorite pokemon is still charizard admittedly but my favorite yugioh card has been red dragon archfiend for a few years now #even if we limit it to dm i like tyrant dragon and horus the black flame dragon more than blue-eyes #part of why i chose trident dragion as this blog's mascot is because i want to be associated with dragon decks in general #not just the popular anime cards

[exausta-verytired]

nobody has a problem with criticizing men from racial minorities and/or from poor countries/communities when we can tell you are coming from an honest place instead of finding a topic sensitive enough that most won't have the bravery to question the fact you suddenly forgot universal male violence critiques and just need to make a savage caricature to get your point across

#never had a woman who's incredibly loud and annoying about 'oh I cant cross the street if a man is black now?' #who doesn't cross the street when she sees me as well. and I'm a WHITE mestiza I just 'look poor' #had a whole post clowning on a programmer from Maputo in my life that got somewhat popular on my previous blog #and most interaction I received was from african women laughing along with me #because the whole 'afrolatinas are way more fun' is becoming a problem for THEM more than for me #but well I do not use white supremacist language when I speak #can the 'nice' ones stop having civil conversations with people who clearly do #wonder how much is intentional antifeminist disorganising but ugh do white women who honestly consider themselves leftists fall for it #.txt

[biillys]

insane that billy hargrove and mickey milkovich are basically the same character with the same tropes just in a different setting on a different show and yet mickey's fucking beloved and cared for and more or less treated with respect and then u have billy who's just shat on and ripped to shreds by the larger fandom as a whole. like u breath billy's name and ur blocked cancelled and killed in literally a second. the fucks up with that

#like i knowwwwwwww #the stranger things fandom being probably generally younger compared to the shameless fandom??? #also mickey kinda came as a package deal with ian and we all know fandoms love to latch on to the gay m/m ship #wheraa billy wasnt like. okay he wasn't canonically Gay and Fucking etc #okay well theres arguments to be made there but lets not go there rn. we all know anyway!! we know!!! #but whatever #anyway THE POINT HERE is sometimes im like oh i wish billy was more popular like mickey was cos imagine the content #but then im like. actually that would be miserable and i like it being a small little corner on billy tumblr #but sometimes! sometimes its like.... u go on a blog that blogs both st and shameless and theyre a billy anti #but theyll be taggin mickey posts with 'angel 🥹🫶🏻' like..... u sound so stupid right now i need u to know this

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

56% NO OUT OF 300 VOTES ON WHOS READ O'NEIL QUESTION. I AM SICK

#sorry that killed me holy shit #I did just go through that whole blog voting i did notice older comics got more no's #in general even if theyre popular. incheresting #makes sense too just oh my god.....i thought we all read it ......

[persephoneflouwers]

Angie why don’t you become a solo harrie if you hate louis so bad?

This place in a single line:

(I don’t even know what this was meant for, but it’s interesting the way perception can change depending on which side of the story you lean towards to)

#contrary to popular belief I am not a hater #I just have a lot of opinions and feeling #many people don’t share with me or understand #because we are on different moments on our personal paths I guess #and that’s completely fine #still I don’t understand why people tend to silence down and alienate little blogs #that have proven many many many times they are part of your group #just more opinionated and heated (youths are like this. smart people are like this) #only to belittle and force you out until you’re invisible #only bc they judge you on a comment you did or post you #it’d be frustrating if I cared enough to fight for my place here #it was frustrating when I cared. #not sure im at the point where I’m completely unbothered #(I would be lying if i said so) but I am working on these feelings #im only replying to this anon bc part of me still cares and that’s the annoying part i guess #but it’s okay #oh well if it isn’t it will :) #hope you have a wonderful day #im sure yall are not bad people #casella di posta numero 32

[thomine]

TELL ME 5 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF!

(Let's try and pass this thing on) And after you finish, tag five different people just to tell them how much you appreciate them for being with you on this platform! <3

thank you @sarcasticqueerblob for the tag! decided to make my own post because the original post is long & my contributions will make it worse, HAHA.

i tag @paimonial-rage @mimi-cee-genshin @andromeda-nova-writing @pen-observing @dustofthedailylife (just nice. i only know 5 people on his hellsite AHDJSJDJSJKD. no pressure btw)

i can only write chronologically. by that i mean in the order the fic will be read. i've tried writing the middle or end before the beginning, but it didn’t click with me.

most of my works were written while i’m travelling. i love being alone for long train/bus rides because it’s the perfect pause to retreat to my inner world.

i started reading fanfics on wattpad in 2013. i don’t remember how i found reader inserts, but it’s wattpad. so… :P

i draw! it’s not great, but it’s something. now i just got to dip my toes into music production (e.g. lo-fi, instrumentals) and then i can take the first step to be the triple threat younger me always wanted to be for storytelling.

i started a tumblr in… early 2010s? unfortunately, i deactivated that account, which would have been an amazing time capsule. i wasn’t thinking much when i let it go.

#from a cursory glance of ur blog i think u read the tags so i’ll write a more personalised reply here!! #esp since ppl might reblog this post to add their own facts #idw them to have a personalised reply in their reblogs LOLOL #THANK U SM FOR TAGGING ME!! i’m actually so 😭😭😭 to know you like my works?? i only have like. 2 LOL #and i wldnt say they’re the most popular among the gi reader insert community (i write for a niche audience which is me LOL) #but then i saw u also tagged CRY*CULUS???? i’m such a big fan of them too #to be tagged with someone i also admire is so mind blowing!!!! #they r part of my fanfiction spine fr fr. i remember stumbling on their older works and being mindblown at their ability to finish a story #finish it WELL too. then guard dog (touma) dropped and i read it all in one sitting and CRIED. man. #i want to evoke such emotions in my readers as well!! #anyways sorry rambling aside‚ i admire your bravery to tag me!! #if u ever wanna chat my discord is thignari. let’s be friends <3!! #oh but i am an adult tho so like if that makes u uncomfy then u know what to do AHHAHA #idk ur age so to play safe i shan’t make the first move of being friends hahahaha #ALSO FUN FACT did you know i have the telegram sticker pack for ur pfp pic #the sticker pack is 领结猫 which translates to bow tie cat and every single sticker is my favourite #.g

[insectwmn]

not that i’m complaining, but when did the enst fandom universally agree that tsumugi’s cock is huge? i know big dicks are over-represented in… all media in general, but this transcends fan works of all languages and artistic mediums.

anyway, if anyone has on theories on the matter of tsumugi’s fanon horsecock i’d love to hear them.

#the obvious answer to the tsumugi horsecock question is that tmg’s most popular ship is him topping natsume #and tops are usually depicted with larger penises due to the myth that bigger = better in bed #but idk i think there’s more to it than that #tsumugi is typically the bottom in all of his other common ships and even then his dick is still pretty huge #vee rambles #i promise this is my last post about tsumugi for tonight #however i cannot promise that this will be my last post about tsumugi’s penis on this blog #oh and natsutsumu 5ever

[spicyicymeloncat]

Tbh I find it very hard to criticise Ninjago on writing issues because it’s like,, an old Lego show that should have just been made for marketing reasons, that is still alive to this day. Like there are so many reasons why this show should be awful and that the fact most episodes are at least mildly entertaining is unreal. Like that should not happen.

Maybe my standards are low but at the same time it’s a Lego show written by old dudes for marketing purposes and yet it has so many intriguing plot points and fresh ideas and aesthetics. I’m just grateful it’s watchable ykn.

And I don’t think people shouldn’t criticise it I just mean keep in mind that given the circumstance I would expect the show to be worse than it is, and that a lot of jank plot points or pacing or writing issues I would expect for what it is. Idk I think that context is important.

(Disclaimer by writing issues I don’t mean like problematic / offensive stuff, I’m not trying to justify that in any way, I just mean like screen time decisions and stuff. Also this isn’t meant to be aggressive in any way I just wanted to point it out)

#hot take?? #i mean not really #i just think this whenever someone’s like #oh wow if only the writers were as clever and dedicated as ‘insert blog on tumblr with an unhealthy attachment to legos’ #I’m just like how is anyone expecting more than this?? #there are so many more popular more dedicated shows which are worse than this and have worse story beats imo #and I’m not saying the ‘it’s a kids show therefore it doesn’t have to be good’ #I’m saying that this show succeeds where are lot of shows like this fail #just… no one has truly suffered until creator of the show tells twitter about how jesus fits into the lore of their kids cartoon #guess the fandom lol #sorry for the rant #peace and love #ninjago #:/

[never-took-a-lesson]

Can I speak to the Dark Fae?

"No one speaks to the Dark Fae. You will speak to ME."

#ic #oh no hinting at a more popular character might've been a mistake lol #although i have been giving more focus to his supporting cast this is still FORTE'S blog #asks #anon

[withasideofshakespeare]

do you have a favorite of the henriad? mine's r2 even though 1h4 is probably the best of the four objectively

Richard II is going to be the next play I read (I have to for context since I’m currently in 1H4!) But of the three-quarters of the Henriad I’ve personally read (and not just absorbed via Shakespeare community psychic links), I’m of the unpopular opinion that 2H4 is actually a masterpiece. Is the first half kinda boring and also slightly contradictory to the end of 1H4? Yes. But the latter half makes up for it easily. Henry IV’s death scene hit me like a truck full of bricks when I first read it. His relationship with Hal reaching a shaky truce just before he dies made me FEEL THINGS. I love how the consequences of Shrewsbury are explored as well- Kate’s grief and anger are so potent. I want to give it a reread in more depth this winter once I’ve got more time on my hands.

#shakespeare #1 henry iv #2 henry iv #Richard II #the henriad #YES talk to me more about the ‘less popular’ plays!!!!! #I will always love hamlet and Macbeth and r&j and all the shows that got me into Shakespeare #but the histories deserve love!!! #as do the less recognized tragedies and comedies #and don’t forget the romances #they sure are Plays #(when will dianthus end up in his Cymbeline phase?) #(oh the things that’d do to my interaction stats on this blog lmao)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

one in a million when i watch smthing in the horror genre and don't end up disappointed to/and/or pissed off about it so like "also yeah i liked it. ooo" is like relative to that an off the charts rave review of media of the millennium. also i did think about mh a lot along the way so would recommend its affect/effect if you like mh's horror too

#i didn't realize at first that's the director/creator tim's qrting. thought a rando went ''i love mh'' & he went ''& i love smthing else'' #saw this a few weeks ago while also like writing or drawing or smthing like oh good plot's beside the point? b/c i'm splitting this focus #even checking in w/recaps was both like oh ok i missed that / didn't realize xyz could be a Thread or something but each of the like three #or four recaps i went over Also saw points differently in terms of even like; who was there or said what lmfao. or noting sm detail at all. #i went ''oh worm?'' at some early shot that may or may not have even gone mentioned by any of them. depending lol. doesn't matter #anyways we don't have time for tags media analysis except that i'll count this as: once again horror for children wins. even tho it's... #not rated? well anyways you know. probably generally not advisable for children as a direct audience lmao. however #like yes as per the premise as a child we've all experienced this [the media] anyways. perturbing summons dreams we've all had em #anyhow fr i'd even struggle to think of horror movies i'd say i mostly liked / would or did rewatch but still wasn't like. i disliked major #elements / choices to the point of being pissed off abt it. so many movies i can't be bothered to watch b/c i already know specifics like #i don't like or respect any of you people. or choices or elements or premises or executions or effects. not even interested fr like lord... #but often what has better odds are mediums that Aren't straightforwardly tv / film. like i'd compare mh to a series of several movies and #that's also imo largely a more apt categorization than saying it's an ARG or smthing but anyways like i'd recommend it to someone sure.... #rare to be like yeah a movie was enjoyable. & if you already liked mh then that's a useful reference point here #which like usually i'd use mh as a categorical tag but idk i guess actually it's actively popular nowadays lmfao i really don't know #posting is already exhausting like whew but this one's for whosoever happens to follow me i guess #which is possible? nonzero ppl arrived for mh but unlikely lmfao. but also ppl see it on their own anyways coincidentally. #and you never know who observes the posts like hell yeah for an anon enjoying niche akd theatreposting who is to me ambiently out there #really odd the other day seeing an mh reblog like ''??? huh. i made that eons ago; then'' & people in the tags talking abt some repost like #on the one hand that Original Source post is two layers of deactivated blogs so a repost could be archival. but if they don't say as much #i.e. that it's even from a different source then that's not exactly it then is it. but also that even finding an original document For OP #is like. oh yeah that's me actually. but then knowing & technically saying as much doesn't / didn't actually affect me as that op lol #just kind of archival on both ends then. vs someone else in the tags saying they saw it on fb 9 yrs ago? definitely didn't post it there #my true op experience: keeping it nicheposting & just kind of saying sm shit & maybe some people are out there nodding thoughtfully #oh also in case fyi. that's tim as in actor playing [also tim] in mh. & did some writing for mh & other such behind the scenes efforts also #every time i look at the text in this post i notice a new typo of mine. get it tgoether (organic typo there. so; lol)