#oh thats why

[backpackingspace]

hey Why the fuck is qi rong here????

#heaven official's blessing #Book 7 #Qi rong #Oh thats why #What the fuck is jun wus plan here like #Love that every conflict has to be choaticx50

[pyndr0p]

Back on my sad shit

#art #bnha #eraserhawks #eraserhead #angst #why am i like this #why do i do this to myself #im sad and tired #oh thats why #my hero academia #mha hawks #shota aizawa #keigo takami #drawing

[adultingproperly]

The Secret Life of Ma Plinth

Sejanus paused, new thoughts entering his mind. He couldn’t stop himself from asking the question that had nagged at him since he had learned about it the day before.

“Ma, did you grow up…like Coryo?” The implication of Sejanus’ words hung in the air like a dark cloud.

Ma removed her hand from his, taking a blanket from the couch and wrapping it around herself. “I did.”

“So, you didn’t have enough…food?” He tried to get her to elaborate.

“We didn’t have enough of anything, Sejanus,” she said as her face tightened, her gaze intense and unwavering.

Sejanus tried again. “But I’m sure it wasn’t like your parents chose to be poor-“

“My parents consistently made choices that only made all of their children’s lives harder,” she interrupted tensely, and Sejanus felt discomfited. “Especially mine.”

Sejanus could tell she didn’t want to tell him more, but he couldn’t help his curiosity; he needed to know.

“Why did you file for emancipation, Ma?” he asked bluntly.

Alessandra stared at the space just behind Sejanus, her face blank as she replied tersely, “I didn’t have any other choice.”

***

Alessandra Plinth became an emancipated minor at the age of 16, later inspiring her son's boyfriend, Coriolanus Snow, to do the same. This is her story, starting with a quick prologue.

She stared at the ground, her hands fidgeting with the edges of her uniform skirt, which he realized was starting to fray. “I don’t have any money for lunch.” “Did you forget it at home?” She shook her head, “I’ve never had any lunch money, Mr. Flint.” Mr. Flint blinked as he started to put the pieces together. “Alessandra, when was the last time you had something to eat?” he asked gently. Her face flushed as her stomach growled, and she shifted uncomfortably. “Friday.” It was Monday.

#strabo is so sejanus coded #sejanus plinth #sejanus plinths parents in district 2 #ma plinth #alessandraplinth #fix it fic #ao3 fanfic #teenage strabo plinth #coriolanus snow #tbosas #why are you like this #oh thats why

[itadorey]

takemichi and hinata meeting oh my godddddd

#pls the hero :(( #crying #OH THATS WHY #KISAKI CALLS HIM HERO

[theamazondiana]

Me, thinking I’m so quirky

Autism, waiting to remind me it’s the cause of said quirk

#I’m dead every time I learn something new it’s like #OH THATS WHY

[theoldkyokodied]

One wedding and three funerals

Background paintings under the cut

#tomgreg #succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #shiv roy #roman roy #kendall roy #yeah no im not tagging everyone thats too much #this is me going 'how much implications themes and symbolism can i fit in one painting' #yes i gave rose shivs haircolor. if we ever find out how she looks like and its not like this im just gonna pass away i guess #but yeah i hope yall connect the dots #i put waaay too much thought and work into this. i was googling pictures of all the actors as kids just for reference (sigh) #honestly kinda wanted to make tom and greg link pinkies as like. a pinkie promise. but that was too hard to draw in this angle #at least not without obstructing the view of the ring which is important to see so ya #my fave is actually the tomshiv wedding pic i went off with that. i love them... they should have run away to become sheep farmers fr fr #anyway im so glad im done with this UGH!! finally i can draw smth else without being like oh noooo i need to finish this #i see a lot of you wondering why there is no portrait of logan but one of ewan #it's bc the placement of the painting represent their standing. logans portray would not hang next to the stairs #his present portrait hangs at the end of it. all the way up at the top. alone and withering away #basically the picture you see underneath ewan to the right? its where toms parents would be. the right side of the wall is tom and gregs #and the left one is the roy siblings theirs. since they grew up rich rich. and tom and greg didn't #but ya thats why ewan hangs here and logan does not :)

[rise-uncalledfour]

Me: why no mutuals responding/answering aks/mentions :(

time:11:17

me: OH THATS WHY-

#Winston rables #oh thats why #good lord #were does the time go #maybe I just have head trauma now from my tumble with gravity and that stupid table #the stitches still do not feel well #but I made a mark on that stupid table so HA take THAT table >:)

[r3ynah]

Family of Distinguished People.

So like what if, the Fenton family is just a family full of heroes, villains, and vigilantes. like.. just imagine a long line of people that had or has contributed to the world somehow. Like the Fenton parents as Supervillains, Jazz as a Vigilante, Danny as Hero. Dani just decides to travel not too interested, but does help with her family if needed, Dan does the same thing.

BUT WHAT IF joker is actually a close relative of the Fenton Family (ex. Uncle, Cousin,Family Friend) and like he's just there all happy with his (found)family during family reunions, birthdays and shit.

And the batfam are just like so confused and stressed to why the joker goes missing once a month.

While Joker is literally having a game of Monopoly with the elementary kids at amity park (the kids couldn't bother, they've saw scarier things they handled scarier things) cue Joker giving the kids a hundred dollars because he lost.

This is just one of my what if prompts, that i got locked up in a vault. Might delete this later who knows.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dpdc #Joker and Jack certainly does the dramatic airport scene #where very close friends meet each other again after so many years and run up to each other and hug while bawling their eyes out #yeah thats them add them falling dramatically to the ground still in each other's arms #Joker presents the kids with a PowerPoint presentation to why villainy is the way to go and better wages #he almost convinced them #Maddie helps Joker create a new toxin #they bond over that very sadistically its overwhelming #this was made at the crack of dawn #Literally #Oh btw they did the airport scene in slowmo #With the dramatic orchestra background music #Joker is screaming and crying for the lost 500 dollars

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[obsob]

a very needed redraw of my lovers print! now with better blanket and chunkier cats

#mine #original #this will b print in a couple weeks ueuhe #i also like. zoomed in. idk if thats better or worse i might make a poll oh good idea #i drew th cats so weird last time.....why arm like that #anyway...am sleeby....i was gna draw today but i might not now!! finished 3 drawings this week ehe #i may draw at th weekend n colour...that could b tomorrows job #now i think im gna read! i hope u hve a nice day :)

[nyxofdemons]

THE WAY THAT THEY INVENTED ROMANCE WITH THIS SONG???? HELLO?????

#'i don't know why you waste your time on me' 'baby; all i got is time!' OH MY *GOD* #WHY IS THAT THE MOST ROMANTIC THING THATS EVER HAPPENED #im screaming and crying knowing no one else will ever have what they do #like i am so serious ive never REALLY cried at this show before but this song got me so bad #theyre so fucking cute. im going to lay on the floor and be overwhelmed by yearning #mine #fave #<- yes im tagging my own posts w this #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #fizzarolli #asmodeus #fizzmodeus #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli helluva boss #asmodeus helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #e: mammon's magnificent musical mid-season special

[hualianschild]

absolutely love it when they put details like this

#no cuz I read that part and went THATS WHY IT WAS IN THE DONGHUA #ofc hua hua's words will cause a ripple in his calm waters (heart) #oh don't i just love it connecting references like this #the creators read the book and took note of every small detail #love them for it #now give me that scene where xl falls on hc's lap i know y'all have it in your pc somewhere #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #mxtx #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #hualian invented love #san lang #hualian #heaven officials blessing #tgcf novel #tgcf donghua #donghua #danmei

[revitalizationrat]

Headcanon: Cassandra is TERRIBLE with names

(Shitty quality, click to see clearly)

It's THE dumb idea I was talking about few days ago...

I'm losing sleep over that, but anyway, enjoy🧡

#i need to sleep #oh god im so tired #thats why part with cherry duo might be a little messier than the rest #but i cant #im still laughing over fuckin LEOPOLD #DOROTHY #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #cherry duo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #my rat art

[kami-kun1003]

im just gonna come right out and say it:

pretty much everyone in this fandom portrays Silver as this perfect, flawless, polite, beautiful, princely, romantic gentleman who can do absolutely no wrong in his life ever. which is… not really accurate at all.

he’s odd. he struggles with showing emotions and doesn’t understand social cues very well. his dorm uniform vignette is literally about how people find him strange and unapproachable due to his lack of expressiveness. in his lab coat vignette, Jamil straight up calls him weird to his face and he fully agrees without hesitation.

and in one of his voice lines, he calls Yuu strange just for wanting to hang out with him. stop and think about that for a second. he considers himself boring and doesn’t expect anyone would want to spend time with him. maybe he used to try and make friends, but people kept avoiding him, saying that he wasn’t fun to be around.

he’s not the handsome guy that everybody in the school falls for, he’s the quiet kid who doesn’t say much or has any friends outside of his own personal circle. and i think that has a lot of potential for angst.

#if u reply to my post with smth like ‘oh but he IS perfect and flawless and princely’ i will actually fucking block you #youre free to disagree with me ofc but please dont be annoying about it #read a vignette instead of an x reader i am begging you #i wrote this on zero sleep so if i seem annoyed or my wording is off thats why #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst silver #twst analysis #diasomnia #chemy’s concoctions 🧪

[lobotomyladylives]

Actresses being tortured on the set by male directors is a massive historical and present day scourge of the film and TV industries and it's really SO common when you look into it. like from Kubrick terrorizing Shelley Duvall (and only her) on the set of the shining to Tarantino strangling Diane Kruger until she passed out to Hitchcock replacing fake birds with real birds after Tippi Hedren rejected his advances (in order to scare and physically injure her as a punishment for not fucking him) to James Cameron almost literally drowning Kate Winslet to an actress on GOT being waterboarded ten hrs straight to get like a minute of footage to Brando improvising an unscripted rape scene on the last tango in Paris set with the directors permission that ended up traumatizing Maria Schneider (in fact quite a lot of the gratuitous, graphic rape scenes in film were included for the sadistic pleasure of the male directors at the expense of the actresses).

The list goes on and on and I could seriously talk for ages about how revolting it is that these men still have active careers bc the industry just tolerates it. No piece of art is worth inflicting this disgusting and unnecessary abuse on actresses (and it's ALWAYS the actresses isn't it, never the actors. Hmmm wonder why). We call these men auteurs and geniuses but they're really just pathetic abusive sacks of shit. I want to impale every male director who behaves like this and I want their rotting corpses displayed as a part of the universal studios tour.

#the excuses ppl use to defend them are so pathetic too. ''oh they just want to draw out the best performance'' BUUUULLSHIT #1) if that was true why is it only actresses being abused #2) how come other accomplished directors dont do this but still manage to make great movies. perhaps bc its TOTALLY UNNECESSARY #male directors are as a whole some of the most demented individuals in all of showbiz & thats saying smth #as a wannabe director myself it makes me extremely sad bc its so hard for a woman to break into directing yet men like this still get to #make movies and continue being psychopaths to their actresses??? fuck off

[ccassettetape]

i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

#haiku bot #🦾 finn txt #normal post. average. average words in these tags. #need to catch it. with a net maybe. like those ones that they always show ppl catching butterflies and junk with on shows. pspsppspspspspsp #ooooooooooh u wanna look at this post so bad oooooooooh #<- attempting to attract haiku bot to this post #wowoowoooowowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowoowowowoowowiwoowiwiwoowowowowoowowwwww (<- normal noises) #I wonder if there’s a limit to how many tags you can add #time to begin the haiku bot summoning ritual um #oooowowowowoowowowwwwooooo haiku bot haiku bot haiku bot oooowoowowowowwwwwwwu you wanna look at this post haiku bot ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoo #throws flower. get over here please. #man. my arm hurts. #its weird bc one #why does my arm hurt thats really donking random but two im not?? why do i have an arm. i still get kinda surprised by it when i front lmao #why am i rambling so much in the tags #oh right trying to figure out if theres a limit to how many tags there can be dhdjdjndhdjsjmsjdjd #i think lesbians are cool. girls who like other girls are awesome. keep existing 👍 #uhhhhhhhh #never mind im done with that now i dont anything more to say :( #never mind again #tags tags tags tags tags #LISTEN IM BORED AS HECK AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING RANDOM AND SILLY SHUSH #journal