#obsene

[note2futureme]

It was a lovely winter day in my suburb with the sun making things warm and lovely.

I knew my fiance would want to bang because of the way he was breathing.

And i like to please him.

So we banged.

On a picnic rug.

It was so obsene

I came at the same time as he did.

So it was nice

#obsene

[atomicengineerdetective]

I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

#Call me Sir Pentious cause Im crying like a baby over here. #WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS GEM FROM ME. THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND #I didnt even mention lyrics like “I've been dying to find out who you are. looks like the apple doesnt fall far.” #“You are a part of who I am” “you are the only thing worth fighting for” that just BREAK ME #but oh well #BTW of course I was gonna watch and become obsessed with Hazbin Hotel. I am a theater kid that loves animation. It was like meant for me #could do with a little less obsenities but thats alright its a staple of the show #On another note I almost went insane when I found out lucifer was Jeremy Jordan. #Like its insane how that man always ends up in my obsessions. Newsies. Tangled the series. The Death Note Musical #(Im team L btw in death note but GOD Jeremy's singing made me reconsider for a milisecond in Where's the justice he is just THAT GOOD) #Erika I knew from the mean girls musical which I also deeply enjoy #its Insane the Talent this show brought in. my theater kid heart is ELATED #Last thing is I gotta say I LOVED Lucifer #Like I thought I was gonna hate him because everyone was talking about charlie's daddy issues #I thought he was gonna be neglectful and manipulative #BUT NO. He is a silly (little) father who just loves his daughter but doesnt know how to show it #And had DREAMS and AMBITION and fate in humanity. And he is just such a fun character to follow I had such a riot with this episode #Hazbin Hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #charlotte morningstar

[srkgirlblogger]

#barbie 2023 #sholay #desiblr #i have again spend an obsene amount of time making a barbie meme #sholay 1975 #amitabh bachchan #dharmendra #yeh dosti hum nahin

[styles-g]

I have the strange desire to have a baby with Geto and he would always stare at me every time I went to breastfeed, until one day he comes to me and asks for some milk to try...😰☝️ I imagine his face on my breasts swollen with milk while he breastfeeds like a baby... I'm thinking about writing this one day...

#jujutsu kaisen #getou suguru #geto suguru #jjk #jjk suguru #geto my beloved #geto #jjk geto #geto x reader #jjk oneshot #jjk x reader #jjk fanfic #Jjk obsene

[gothoffspring]

in the name of the @softerhaze

The @wooldawn

And the @softpine

AMEN 🙏

#the simblr trifecta of obsene talent and loveliness #im just saying ajdkdhswh ignore me #these three blogs i ACTIVELY check on daily i love ok

[itscomingupaces]

Pray to the cheesecake gods for me. Its time to bake

#kat rambles #christmas time means baking an obsene amount of cheesecakes #my mom has made like 3 #today im making a nanaimo bar cheesecake!

[kxowledge]

girls, important question: which one??

#p #finally biting the bullet and spending an obsene amount on a plate #tbd

[devinwolfi]

finally... two thousand words...

#hes not even IN THE CAR YET #might be time for beddy-bye though #only took me what 3 days to hit 2k #the amount of tabs i have open #im compelled to make a works cited page to to catalogue the obsene amount of articles ive read in the past 72 hours #how much can i whine about racing before this thing becomes completely inaccessible for anyone else #also theres no dialogue for some reason #idk why i keep doing that

[mesaydumbshitwithfunnyvoice]

we all know that kid's movies should be allowed to be scary but i think they should also be allowed to swear a little

as a treat

most children already know swears, so there's really nothing to hide

#look me in my paper cutout cartoony eyes and tell me donald duck wouldn't scream the most obsene shit if he could #let bluey say fuck #it's gonna expand kids vocabulary

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

‘Why don’t you carry your dog when he’s in pain? He clearly needs to support’

Maybe because he’s fat and I can’t carry him???

#he’s 100 pounds of pure chunk. #he has to have two doses of medicine that most dogs only need one of because of how obsenely overweight he is #he’s my fat boy and I wouldn’t change him but don’t try and convince me I can carry him because I know you’re wrong

[biolums]

lavender and turquoise, shockingly <3

see now THIS is funny

#my roommate saying we would be friends irl #uh yeah i sure hope it does #KSKFKDKSF #we also get drunk and high together an obsene amount <3333 #asks

[shewantsitall]

Just sitting here in ✨creative pursuit purgatory✨

#and that's on analysis paralysis #there are just too many projects!!!!!! #there are ornament orders and my christmas project for my grandmother #i also have other partially completed projects #and an obsene number of wips that I would like to read but cannot seem to finish #grrr #adhd #adhd things

[fantastic-nonsense]

just watched one of those bathroom restock videos and this girl is???? just out here casually buying FAB, Dr. Jart, and Drunk Elephant products for her GUEST BATHROOM?!?!?!

#personal #I could not even IMAGINE spending that much money on skincare products I wasn't going to use on my own face #like my god talk about the idle rich #the curse of knowing quite a bit about skincare because of my lifelong issues with acne (until I took accutane) #is that I know EXACTLY which brands are obsenely expensive and which are drugstore prices #and thus will never be able to enjoy the conspicuous over-indulgence permeating bathroom restocking videos

[styles-g]

I have a little creative block😰I can't come up with new ideas omg..

#jujutsu kaisen #getou suguru #geto suguru #jjk geto #geto #geto smut #geto x reader #jjk suguru #geto my beloved #jjk oneshot #jjk #Jjk obsene

[stelashe]

Some people on here act like that if they read the word cock or sex written by another person they'll combust and be fire marked as sinners...is it what being protestant feels like?

#please Don't write inappropriate tags or comments under MY PUBLIC post that i begged to reblog or else kys i must read #obsenities im a 23 yo child!! oh my word i was scrolling my dash and someone talked about k*nķ!!! what?? you shan't bc i might read that?? #gross weirdos who types that?! i must repent i must pray you must be jailed shame shame!!' #dude not even the fucking nuns at my school back in the day were as sick as some of yall maybe a demon possession would do u good #non è normale né

[aeraki-is-lesbian]

I just wanna be held and loved by a girl under the moonlight

#heres my daily lesbian post at an obsene hour of the night