#npcs: bandits

[kingdomofwildwood]

"You've been staring at that chicken for ten full minutes."

"And what of it."

"What's your name again?"

"Punch Bonemeal."

"If you're going to buy that chicken, Goodman Bonemeal, please buy it. I have other customers waiting."

"...yes'm."

#ts2 #ts2 medieval #ts2 mcc #ts2 series #ts2 story #ts2 jrpg #kingdom of wildwood #round 1 #family: cucco #npcs: bandits #nina cucco #punch bonemeal

[carrotsnake]

the wildly different reactions you get from the yiga outfit show how likely you're familiar with them depending on where you live in hyrule. from merchants who say 'oh, a yiga are you? well i don't discrimate, anyone is welcome to buy from me :)' to the sheikah's 'link! for a second I thought my time was up...that outfit reflects a truly dark period of sheikah history. many of us have lost our lives to them. now change before i skewer you' and then gerudo travellers are like 'we don't talk to STINKY yiga boys. go eat a banana ugly!!'

#totk #yiga clan #tears of the kingdom #loz #loz totk #yiga #totk yiga #i have so many yiga thoughts that i don't know how to get outta my brain without it coming out like a garbled mess #and the gerudo soldiers throw you in jail #which makes me question if they ever have successfully thrown one in jail before because shouldn't they know the yiga can just teleport out #to the sheikah it's a deeply personal history and ofc they know a lot about their dealings #as they've likely watched many disillusioned young men in kakariko leave to join them. where else do they get their numbers #meanwhile for the gerudo these bandits just popped up in the desert one day and started beefing for no reason #mosquitos #shoutout to the npc who says the yiga have a 'handsome mystique'. this is what i've been saying

[neontokyoo]

my favorite thing ever is whenever we do our weekly D&D campaigns, we’re always in a dead end somewhere. So now every time I say something stupid the rest of the party always follows me so here we are, 9 players teaming up to seduce a couple of vampires and a werewolf just because Aurelia (me) here was trying to flirt her way out of being bit and killed because that’s all she knows how to do 😭

when in doubt, just seduce the enemy and they’ll most likely let you go (unless you’re the wizard of the group who keeps rolling straight 4’s with their modifications between 1 and 5) 💅🏻

#Now we have an army of 7 NPC’s who joined us on our journey #Consisting of a vampire (elf) a dragon a dwarf 2 elf bandits one tiefling and a Dragonborn and a human warlock #I love this game so much it’s not even funny #It’s always so chaotic for no reason at all #unhinged #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dndads #dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #cleric #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons art #dnd npc #dungeons and daddies #d&d oc #d&d #d&d 5e #d&d art #d&d character #ttrpg #tiefling #bg3 spoilers #bg3 fanart #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #bg3 screenshots

[flame-shadow]

Bandit Hideout Bug Fables NPC Collab [13/23]

Background - @flame-shadow Editor - @flame-shadow

Character Credits Burglar - @lemmykirby Bandit - @nblynera Thief - lordbob Astotheles - @flame-shadow

[click here to see the entire collection]

#bug fables #bug fables npc collab #art #id in alt #credits under the cut #astotheles #bandit #thief #burglar

[vavuska]

I think bandits are the most inclusive group in Skyrim. I mean, they don't care if you are a rogue Nord, a Dunmer mage, an Orc warrior or a Kahjit thief. Since you love robbing and slaughtering people, you are very welcome in their organization.

#vavuskapakage #skyrim memes #skyrim funny #skyrim shitpost #skyrim npc #Skyrim bandits #skyrim

[criticalrolenpctournament]

ROUND 2, POLL 4

Which NPC is the best overall character?

Propaganda:

Orly: He was the best because he's a fucking turtle who navigated a ship. He became a great friend to the party. He trusts Fjord. Orly is the main right hand man.

Also, he was randomly put together by the fans, and Matt did something beautiful with that.

#critical role #critical role npc tournament #critical role npcs #orly skiffback #the bad luck bandits #polls #round 2 #round 2 polls

[desertdruidcrafts]

Last Shadowfell batch for now, more variants on older art. This time we've got an adult brass shadow dragon, five vampire spawn, and a masked ghoul and zombie. I used the masked undead as harvesters in a vampire winery, stolen from the living populace of the town to feed on and then serve as thralls for the family of vampires.

#d&d #paper minis #tabletop minis #pathfinder rpg #d&d 5e #npc tokens #shadow dragon #zombie #ghoul #vampire spawn #bandit #rogue #cultist #noble

[wavles]

A Dead Cowboy

#digital art #DND NPC #Bandit Won #ohhh i love him #cowboy #shirtless man #wavles #he’s a ghost #a spirit #my character killed him #and ate him too #oh hes so the worst #<33 #DND

[paperforge]

The Road Bandit is out! You can get the paper mini and #VTT Tokens plus some extra Patreon loot HERE!

#dnd #dndart #ttrpg #rpg #dnd5e #Dungeons and Dragons #pathfinder #dndstuff #dndcharacter #dndnpc #npc #bandit #papermini #printandplay #paperforge

[rohirric-hunter]

Me: Awesome! I think I coded everything correctly! Let's load up Skyrim and see if it works. Hmm, these guys are gonna tear through bandits. Let's do bandit chiefs. Yeah, for sure. Fifteen should be good. *spawns in 15 bandit chiefs and immediately gets eviscerated*

#Rangercamp #so as it turns out there are better ways to lower your health to under 50% #Like leaving the vicinity of the way op NPCs who would defend me and spawning in one bandit #Particular project was implementing a custom line that they will say to you if your health is under 50% #Which seems to be working which is super cool

[kingdomofwildwood]

And now we come to the sad, sad saga of Buff Drinklots -- I remembered to look up his name!-- the bandit who got scammed by the Unsavory Charlatan. I hope you've learnt your lesson, Buff.

"BUFF HAVE LEARNT LESSON."

Glad to hear it.

"BUFF DUMP BITTEN COIN INVESTMENT. BUFF INVESTING IN SOMETHING BETTER."

Oh no.

"BUFF INVEST IN ETHEREUM NOW."

#ts2 #ts2 medieval #ts2 story #ts2 series #ts2 mcc #ts2 jrpg #kingdom of wildwood #round 1 #npcs: bandits

[sheppi-isometrics]

Ritualist Mastermind PC Token on Patreon

#dnd #pathfinder #foundryvtt #roll20 #dungeons & dragons #dungeons and drawings #illustration #digital art #npc #d&d npc #player character #lineart #drawing #sketch #human #rogue #mastermind #bandit

[flickerintwilights]

“There was once a legendary thief named Misko. But thievery isn’t what made them a legend… it was their unparalleled fashion sense!” -Meeshy

This is just because we don’t know Misko’s gender and I really do appreciate that Nintendo uses singular ‘they’ at all, but I’m just going to.

nonbinary Misko. thanks.

#THANK YOU nintendo #I’m so happy you don’t even know #just the possibility #my nb heart #misko the great bandit #tears of the kingdom #npc dialogue

[kaizokuseb]

i asked my sister and nephew today how much combat they would like to be in our game because i’m more story-focused and i was a little worried they would want more interesting fights. their responses

my sister: idk but not a lot. i’m a gnome bard named lamppost jr. i would like to not fight

my nephew: *shrug* can i seduce the monsters?

so i think we’re on the same wavelength here.

#dnd #i won’t force combat but i will make one encounter very difficult to walk away from without a fight #because i think we should all try it out at least once in our first game #so i have the initial random combat with some kind of bandits idk #and then a situation that could easily become a fight if they let it #followed by meeting some people who they could try to fight but oh god would it be a bad idea #like oh jesus #they could make a really really bad choice #and that’s the fun of it! #i’ll have my npc there to warn them against it but they can still choose to fight if they want to

[banditnate]

laying a soft pretty feather over a nasty mark on his body during a quiet, intimate little moment: “how did you get this scar?”  

Flashback time !

She was always so g e n t l e.

Even after all this time, her touch was still as soft as ever. Sometimes he wondered if it was a trick of his imagination; like a broken connection in his brain mistook it from a breeze. To be handled so delicately made him feel the need to squirm—something he didn’t understand. He could take a punch like a champ, but this? It was unexpected every single time.  

Nate turned his head, just barely making out the tip of a raised scar by his left shoulder blade. beneath a large pheasant feather.

“Oh, that?”

He’d never gotten a good look at it; most of the time he forgot it was there. Rainy days would sometimes bring a dull ache, but nothing he couldn’t handle. The thought alone made him feel stiff, and he gave his shoulder a rounded stretch for good measure.

“That’s old. A year, at least.” Maybe even more—it was hard to be sure of the time that passed here. Days and people came and went, fading into the next as they disappeared. The only concrete evidence he had of time passing at all was the baby fat that had vanished from Fiona’s face in his former life.

He could feel her hazel eyes boring into the scar on his shoulder, and he knew that brushed-off answer wouldn’t sate her curiosity. “Well…”

***

They called him Carnival.

Nate never knew his real name. In fact, he learned quickly that real names didn’t matter anymore. You didn’t have to go by the alias your parents came up for you when you were a baby. You could be whoever you wanted to be (though it was often Peter who would bestow the actual nickname as he saw fit).

With his large, jolly form and shaggy red hair, Carnival had seemed friendly at first. He didn’t mind showing him the ropes, how things worked, and Nate was grateful to be taken under someone’s wing. It seemed like he was really getting the hang of things.

That is, until their first game of Battle.

Peter had thought it would be fun to pair Nate up with his semi-mentor in head-to-head combat. Can’t let your emotions getting the best of you, he said. This was only a game--but out there, it was kill-or-be-killed, and there was only one way to prepare.

Nate, wanting to impress his savior, took the game of Battle seriously. Carnival, clearly a veteran with low expectations of the newbie, let down his guard. It was all too easy for Nate to strike.

It was only a flesh wound—a bloody nose and some bruises—but the boy clearly hadn’t liked losing, not to mention to someone so green.

He didn’t take offense that Carnival avoided him for the rest of the day. Losing was hard, and Battle was anybody’s game; Nate just got lucky.  

“You better watch out,” one of the other Boys told him after.

It wasn’t until nightfall that he learned what they had meant.

He awoke with a gasp. His left shoulder tingled, like a thousand needles poking him at once. He tried to turn around, but a firm hand pushed him down, keeping him flat on his stomach.

“What’s wrong?" Carnival sneered, digging the knife into his skin. "Not gonna fight back? But you’re so good at that.”

Nate tried to wiggle out of his grasp, letting out a groan as warm liquid slowly oozed down his back. He grasped frantically at the dirt beneath his fingernails. Was breathing always this hard? He wasn’t getting enough air. Air, air. He willed the oxygen from the grass into his lungs. Faster and faster he breathed, each inhale shallower than the last. “I---“  I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe, I--

A voice echoed in the distance: “Did I give you permission to kill him?”

He felt like he was underwater, or maybe it was everyone else who was drowning.

***

Things got fuzzy from there. After that, he just remembered the pain, and the heaviness--oh, so heavy. Even after Carnival disappeared, he never got over the weight in his chest that night.

He shook his head of the memory. It had been a long time since he thought about that.  

Not wanting to lie, but certainly not wanting to frighten her, he chose his words carefully.

“…I just got on somebody’s bad side.” He threw her a glance and a soft smile that didn’t meet his eyes. “Don’t worry about it. Something like that’ll never happen to you.”

question prompts

#( inbox. ) #fiona #luckyfiona #( about. ) #deep lore: ella gave me a list of like 30 different names when i was deciding on bandits nick name #sooo that means i can come up with 29 more npcs :) right? ......right.....?? #anyway ill probably be back to edit this 10 more times #thanks for the meme fella

[criticalrolenpctournament]

ROUND 1, POLL 7

Which NPC is the best overall character?

#critical role #critical role npc tournament #critical role npcs #umbrasyl #the bad luck bandits