#not to sound millennial but

[lilacjunimo]

gonna jump off a very tall something after watching this

#the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb season 3 #omega bad batch #lula bad batch #tech bad batch #not to sound millennial but #you know that vine #where that kid is so upset over a ripped paper he’s sobbing #and his mom says something and he just goes #HUH #me when I was being assured by V that the goggles and Lula were gonna be safe

[zillychu]

my toxic trait is I see the :) emote as a calm, relaxed smile. whereas 99% of the population sees it as not only a death threat, but a Promise

#to be fair sometimes it's both #it's completely context dependent for me #'that sounds nice :)' is sincere #'i will harvest your bones :)' is also sincere but a different kind of sincere #if you ever see me use it just remember my brother is gen X and I absorbed some of his ICQ era quirks #mixed with millennial vernacular it makes for an. interesting dialect

[schmergo]

I’m gonna turn 32 in nearly a month and I personally like being in my 30s a lot. I am not self-conscious or concerned with this. I look 30something, I feel 30something, and I am totally cool with this. I don’t feel like 32 is old or past prime (heck, I’m not even old enough to run for President) and I am even more excited to turn 33 in 2025, the age that hobbits traditionally come of age.

I think a lot of the doom and gloom posts about being in your 30s are overblown at best and a load of hogwash at worst and it makes me sad to see my younger friends feel nervous about hitting that 30 year milestone.

Your body does not instantly fall apart the second you blow out your birthday candles. You don’t immediately lose interest in doing anything you thought was fun in your 20s. (Hint: if you do, that’s called depression).

But I do have one warning for you if you’re a young person swiftly approaching 30, one sign of aging that I never hear anyone talking about but that was, for me, the harbinger of coming decrepitude.

One day, you may look at Captain von Trapp, as portrayed by Christopher Plummer in The Sound of Music (1965) and go, “Okay, hmmm, I kinda get what Maria sees in him,” when you know for a fact you once saw him as “old” when you were younger. That’s the point of no return. That’s the crucial transition point from “hip youth” to “grownup.”

Then one day, you may realize that Christopher Plummer was the same age as many of your friends when he made that movie. (He was 35.) And that’s the moment you’ve fully crossed the bridge into maturity. The sooner you process that, the more you’ll enjoy the rest of your 30s. Bon voyage!

#millennial #Gen z #aging #sound of music #musicals

[jeanmoreaue]

“based on your likes” but it’s a Kevin Day x female original character fic.. what world are we living in

#i guess there’s no problem with it but what demographic of the people reading aftg are like #time to create one direction style kevin day fanfic #can’t disagree on kevin day being hot and desirable tho #aftg #tfc #not to sound like a millennial but are these the tiktok aftg people

[talldecafcappuccino]

What do I have to do to get an edit of the carriage seen with the actual Pit Bull song, lyrics and all?

#I know this sounds like a joke but it’s a need at this point. #my millennial heart wants this for Penelope #polin #bridgerton

[spaceman-spaetzle]

#hetalia #hws austria #hws prussia #pruaus #auspru #i did those three drawings in one swoop essentially #bro sounding like a victorian era millennial

[aphrogeneias]

you're telling me that apple music put taylor swift's 1989 over PET SOUNDS in their "100 best albums of all time" list?

PET SOUNDS?

the record where brian wilson managed to give us a hint god's voice while having a absolute mental breakdown? the one that paul mccartney was jealous of? the one that changed the album format and pop music forever?

pet sounds?

#fuck me sideways with a chainsaw #now i have nothing against 1989 it's quite a good pop record #ts's best produced in my opinion #but? #who was the millennial white woman behind this list #also if pet sounds isn't in the top 5 what the fuck is going to be #luiza.txt

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

mondays are for napping and doom scrolling. sorry i dont make the rules

#do i sound like a millennial #oh god i do #fuck

[paulinegrintt]

@astr.aedits

♬ original sound - Gwaine’s lil daisy

not my video but i bet not everyone from merlin fandom on tumblr is also on tiktok, so i had to share it here...

#merlin #merthur #as a millennial ai scares me but fascinates me at the same time #you can tell it doesn't sound like colin 100% #accent is off #his voice alltogether #BUT

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

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#look I’m not getting discourse on main or anything #but I have at least two friends who ended ltrs in their 30s who jumped at having babies with the first guy they got with afterwards #because they felt the clock running out #and convinced themselves this guy was actually the one even though they weren’t #and the sad situations they came out with don’t even sound as traumatic as what Taylor’s was with *** #so I’m just saying while it’s obvious ***** is trash #I also 💯 see why in her grief and stupor (and other things) she believed his empty promises for a hot minute #again why TTPD is like the millennial (cishet) album for a certain faction of the population lol

[evermoredeluxe]

i think “idgaf taylor” is in my top 3 taylors

#number 1 is ‘resilient taylor’ and number 2 is ‘corny/millennial taylor’ (because that’s endearing) #i 100% realize this makes her sound like a character but idk how else to word it #arshia talks

[psychicpinenut]

literally nothing brings me more grief than listening to a taylor swift song and seeing the most heartbreaking lyrics then suddenly it's shit like "touch me while your bros play grand theft auto"

#she's so inconsistent with her writing it's insane so many songs sound like she's just putting random words together #she genuinely can write some really good lyrics then she does this millennial cringe bullshit and i feel like i was slapped #pine rambles

[pkmn-smashorpass]

someone tried explaining that folks wanna fuck werewolves to someone who (VERY VISABLY) loved werewolves. i think thars what they're referring to

No I’ve learned my lesson and it’s not that. But now I’m kinda curious about this???

#it’s like when I’m trying to explain fanfic tropes to my millennial boyfriend #sounds funny #ask #anon #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass

[pr]

#zillennial is like yes i remember what dial up sounded like no i dont remember the 90s #yes i remember going to blockbuster no i dont remember 911 #too young for facebook to old for myspace etc etc etc #it feels like a transitional niche that matters bc i get called a zoomer by millennials and a millennial by zoomers LMAO so #op

[mantis-a-shrimp]

I want to get a tattoos of poetry I love and find unsettling but also don’t want to look like a pretentious loser. Irreconcilable.

#I’m about to sound like a hater for a minute and that’s because I’m being a hater #but I think I would feel like one of those millennials with the big ass nightmare before Christmas tattoos (derogatory)

[bionikgeek]

You have my respect until you prove otherwise, and so many people are proving otherwise. So, let’s get angry and go with the Fuck MAGA and the Republican party in general.

I'm still waiting for the Millennial progressive politician who comes blazing in with campaigns heavily featuring Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Black Parade, and Disturbed's Sound of Silence. @lanthir, @aqueerkettleofish​

#millennials in politics #black parade #disturbed's sound of silence #boulevard of broken dreams #time to channel all that trauma into praxis #down with the boomers #fetterman #fuck this guy #millennial's untapped rage #no more mr. nice guy #fuck the gop #gop is dren