#not that either of them realise it

[ghostdrinkssoup]

will and hannibal both being so chronically alone and friendless their whole lives that it results in them thinking their friendship is totally normal and not homoerotic or deeply romantic at all will never not be funny to me

#the unforeseen consequences of having no friends </3 #like how were either of them supposed to know like imagine getting really close to someone and sharing a daughter like man #and then he smells you and corners you against a ladder #and you drive two hours to tell him about the girl you kissed and you realise you accidentally interrupted his dinner date #which makes you unreasonably upset but it’s alright it’s cool dude no worries and then he frames you for murder like #friendship really is something guys #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[luminarai]

things I know will never happen in the show but that I personally think would be very funny

bonus close up of lestat (inspired by yet another måneskin fit)

#my art #iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #vampire chronicles #iwtv amc #cursed alternate reality where lestat got famous on tiktok #that’s why neither Daniel or Louis realises he’s alive could you imagine either of them on tiktok?? on any social media??? no #(Daniel maybe has fb but hasn’t updated it in 10 yrs. his profile pic has all of 6 pixels) #I’m sure he knows of it but he’d rather chew his own arm off than download it #Louis and lestat finally meet up again and they’re like the two Spider-Mans meme ‘wait I thought YOU were dead????’ #meanwhile armand is like 😶🫥 oops #additional cursed thought: would armand on have tiktok??? discuss

[featherymainffins]

I hate to say it but I might have to admit that Redditors can be pretty based sometimes

#dead by daylight #dbd #dbd unknown #dbd the unknown #pls pls pls you can trust me to be normal about that i am completely normal about that i am so normal about these themes #and their direct opposite i am normal and can be trusted with anything that's either like Th//e La//st Uni//corn or its direct opposite #like no. no i have to remember that bhvr have no idea what they're doing. i must not get sucked in. i must remember better games... unless #like no you have no idea what id give for this to be intended like aaaaugh i am unimaginably insane about the inhuman desperately #trying to be human in any way it can and the world continually rejecting those efforts #just like i am incredibly abnormal about humanity as a horror for the inhuman and the active rejection of humanity by something #that is; despite its best efforts and thw verdict of its biology; human. haha humanity as a horror you are forced to be and #perhaps always were but never had the chance to realise it. anyway. i digressed. #also the actual reason why Oh Gross (aka The Unknown) looks like that is because the lore states that some people thought #it was just a typical serial killer and gross is just a cumulation of everything everyone has ever thought about it #(god thats depressing) #so yeah. sorry no themes of humanity here i think. though id kill for them.

[cerise-on-top]

hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

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Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #fem!reader #I hit over 100k words in my document last night which is so so much #I've written so much for Call of Duty in such a short time it's unbelievable. granted there's one fic I never posted but still #I don't intend to stop now either though it's fun. I'll probably be into cod for a while still anyway so there's that too #besides Valeria and Laswell have me in a chokehold. Farah does too I love them #every time someone requests them I'm very happy. I didn't expect the girls to be this popular though in all honesty #not complaining! it's nice to get to imagine kissing girls. it makes my gay little heart sing #I actually had some art of Valeria and an OC of mine commissioned not too long ago #every time I look at it I giggle and kick my legs a bit #I want her to fluster the everloving hell out of me until I can't speak anymore and am complete mush for her #I know I've mentioned it before but I love women who could absolutely just kill me. and who absolutely would do it as well #cod has some good women. made me realise that older women are also pretty epic #I think I'd melt into a puddle if Laswell ever called me her girl or her wife

[lunarharp]

more phoenix wright situations

#ace attorney tag #maybe i should tag this narumitsu or something. but i dont really care. #gearing up to rereading/illustrating bits of my fic i suppose...i think nick really is too dense to realise he's in love with edgeworth #without some scheming fop trying to intrude. i love villains like kristoph..villains can be fun..witnessing their pathetic folly.. #or more like edgeworth would never have mentioned his feelings ever in his life if he wasn't sure phoenix reciprocates. #i want to see it this way because Falling in love during childhood with the person you're going to end up with. is not relatable #there have to be Situations that make you Realise. #as with orufrey i adore the idea of people not working out their romance with that person until their 30s+ #but... i mean. even with orufrey i often think how alaira could be qifrey's ex. and oru having been pursued by noble fops through his work #there is that delicate sliver of time before orufrey start living together that such believable situations could have happened. #Then the relief of politely and amicably extricating themselves from those untenable situations #the idea of falling in love age 7 and saving your first kiss for age 35 or something is all very well but more relatable is #people realising how they really feel whilst trying something that ends up feeling wrong. #The comfort and joy of living with your dearest one as if it's platonic - much preferable to trying anything more with anyone else. #But i doubt i will ever portray that or mention it further. it is indeed very delicate to me. #and i really am an OTP FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of person who can barely bear to consider this anyway...NOT a polyshipper i'm afraid ! #so i wouldn't mind either if they do have their first kiss in their lives age 35 with each other either. I would not mind that at all. #i love bi/gay couples apparently... bi father figures & their grumpy gay men waiting for them to work it all out... #not used to using colour in comic-style drawings..or at all..so this is messy and awkward looking..but colour is refreshing #i imagine i will go back to witch hat art soon btw. my destiny in life. #i still remember writing my nrmt fic expecting to write their first kiss & then partway through twas like Umm No. They have kissed prior. #does that really line up with this comic though... i think i had their early dinner dates/first kiss BEFORE disbarment. #so i guess this comic doesn't line up with my ficverse.... No..... U___U Oh well. sorry kris! <3

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Vlad finds a baby

One of the Batkids gets turned into a baby and is found by reformed Vlad. Vlad sees them and is instantly very protective of them. But, because he's trying to prove to Danny that he isn't going evil again, he does make a point to try to find out if the baby has parents looking for them.

While searching, he starts receiving letters. Letters that become more and more concerning as time goes on. Letters that are threatening him and the baby. Then he notices that there's someone following him whenever he's with the baby.

Making a duplicate, he catches their stalker and learns that this guy's name is Deadshot. Deadshot had been waiting for the first half of the payment to go through before taking out Vlad and nabbing the kid for his potential employer.

Seeing as the potential employer is one of the 2 bit villains from Gotham, Vlad figures that's where his the baby's parents are from. So he goes to Gotham and starts trying to figure things out without running into the multitude of crazies in Gotham.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #i wanted to do more with this #but i ran out of steam #it's interesting #and i have more ideas #just no will to write the them #my idea was that he eventually meets either Batman or Bruce Wayne and B starts trying to prevent Vlad from realising that he has one of - #-his kids while also trying to reverse whatever caused his kid to deage #but wherever anyone wants to take this #go ahead #take this prompt wherever your heart desires

[cowardlylittlebranchman]

I feel like posting something, mechs doodles be upon ye

#ignore the changes in style and lighting these have been like over the course of a few months #its funny cause i dont usually doodle most of the characters here #its mainly tim or brian i doodle #i just couldnt find a worthy enough doodle of either of them LOL #also. i know i got nastyas blood wrong. its quicksilver. i realised that after i wrote that in pen </3 #the mechs #the mechanisms #my art

[tricos-here]

typical 'had these in my files for too long so I'm yeeting them out' post

#valentine ashraf #yweyn iovine #gw2 #guild wars 2 #I guess 🚶‍♀️ don't like throwing my sketches in the tag but whatever #my art #the timeskip one at the bottom right was supposed to be a dig at his type because i realised that like #both iiandri and aoidh are just. medium armor emo brunettes w eye trauma that like plants instead of him #but i failed to draw either of them so peace n luv goodbye

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #lmao i WISH i could make this up but even this shortened scene was exactly that #naoto and rise show up during the summer and yosuke's first comment to them isnt even hi its hey wheres yu #YOSUKE LISTEN BUDDY YOU ARE SO HEAD OVER THE HEELS LOVESTRUCK ALL YOUR EYES SEE IS YU #and thats so cute actually #also wait im sorry but i just realised yu is wearing a v neck tee in the summer scenes #as in yosuke's iconic tee shirt?? IS HE WEARING YOSUKE'S SHIRT?? DID HE TAKE ONE OF YOSUKE'S SHIRTS WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT BACK HOME??? #GUYS IM GOING INSANE #something something haha they look like theyre in couple's clothing except im not even sure its a joke #the sameish tone of pale pink and baby blue the vertical vs horizontal stripes like omfg i swear #i cant make this shit up yall im either so far down the delulu hole or #i actually opened up this game to grab another screen shot but i got distracted by this extra chapter that ive missed #also yosuke's hair here is cropped shorter than usual and he looks so cute and his neck looks so bare without the headphones wait yosuke #are you showing off your neck to someone somehow- #/is shot #wait this is ALSO one of those few times we get to see yu's neck so prominently hes always wearing high collars otherwise #the lgtv alarms are going off

[pollyna]

To the idea of Mav telling Bradley that he appreciates how much he values the idea of the perfect marriage Carole and Goose had but, at the same time, how unrealistic is because "kid, they were married four years and they spent together maybe two of them. They didn't had the time to see the other side of everything" in answer to Bradley asking why he continues to stay with Ice if all they do lately is fighting, to which Mav answers "what? Should I leave him because he's having a bad week and he's being a little more sarcastic than usual?" We can only 🥂

#so idk in which other way to put it #bradley is sixteen and he only remembers the good stuff about his mom and dad's marriage #and lately ice seems so stressed and he snaps at mav (just for mav to snap back) and he can't understand how can mav just be okay with it #it's not like ice is mean or anything it's just- mom and dad never acted like that?! and he's a little confused #mav isn't trying to be mean either he just want bradley to realise that's not always pink flowers and rainbows but if he had to dump ice l- #-everytime one of them is in a mood™️ or a problem arised their relationship would have lasted two days #again idk if it's making anysense lol #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #goosencarole

[diwara]

Journey's end.

#was feeling compelled to draw makoto's death with the traveler twins #this concept has been eating away at my brain for the past two days #glad to finally get it out of my system #genshin impact #genshin fanart #the traveler #just realised this is the first time i'm drawing either of the travelers and it's when one of them are dying. whoops. #aether #lumine #my art

[currentlyonstandbi]

okay call me cynical but i'm at that point where i want five's story to end with him dying. i know a lot of people are probably going to disagree with me because it's going to feel like a slap in the face for him to die after everything he's gone through but i just feel like him having a bittersweet ending is way more satisfying to me than some wishy-washy 'everything worked out and they all lived happily ever after' no consequences kind of ending. i want a five who spent years trying to save his family from dying, always being the one to survive, always being the one left alone at the end of everything, to die saving his family. i want a five who realises it's him that's been causing their fates this entire time, that it's always been him, that five is the apocalypse because his messing with the timeline had made such a mess of things that the universe tried to take the hargreeves out of the equation entirely. give me a five who finally realises the only way to save them is to take himself out of the equation instead.

#yeah @ me for this one okay but im so ready for him to die in s4 #my end game hopes are still five sacrificing himself to save his family and somehow fix the whole timeline #and right before the end credits we see the rest of his family in a restored 2019 outside the academy mourning his loss #and in the background we see a flash of blue and a 13 year old boy in a very familiar school uniform stumble out #roll credits #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #tua4 #number five #number 5 #five hargreeves #either give me this or give me ALL the hargreeves dying and five realising he could never save them #and the best he could hope for was to die along with them #give me a 'life is strange' type approach to messing with timelines to save the people you love #tua s4 speculation

[shallowspocketdimension]

FYI just want people to know that the abbreviation of Omegaverse with and without the slashes is a very real world derogatory slur that has been hurled towards Indigenous Aboriginal Australians for centuries. I obviously understand not everyone is fully aware of Australia's history of institutionalized racism, genocide of traditional land owners and the stolen generation etc., but seeing the Omegaverse abbreviation everywhere is genuinely frustrating especially when people are ignorant to the actual serious implications of the word when put into a different cultural context.

EDIT: it should be noted that is also frustrating that people outside of Australia don't really know much about it's racist history (which is no fault of their own, hell even my education on Australian history back in primary school was abysmal and never mentioned the countless genocides the English settlers caused on Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people during colonization), but that's a whole other wider conversation - and even then you should be looking for Indigenous Aboriginal Australian and Torres Strait Islander Voices if you want learn about Australia's history.

#i'm pretty sure aboriginal australians in fandom have been saying this for YEARS but obviously people ignore them #due to fandom racism or just plain ignorant that fandom isn't an america only thing. #racism tw #auspol #omegaverse #ok to reblog #if it looks and sounds like a slur it most likely is one! #omegaverse tw #added edit because i realise that it's also frustrating that people outside Australia don't really know about said country's racist history #obviously thats part of a wider conversation of history education and how we should learn more about other countries in school #i get university and college cover that but people don't know that until their either go to uni or find out that info about other countries #through endless wikipedia article searches #this also doesn't even cover how people are actively re-writing or whitewashing history in educational settings #to push a specific (usually conservative alt right) agenda

[kyeterna]

Law forms an alliance with the Straw Hat pirate Luffy. Immediately understands this is gonna cost him years of his lifespan.

Bonus: Law not soon after realises that it's the entire Straw Hat pirate crew.

#sketchterna #one piece #trafalgar law #I enjoyed the punk hazard arc so much solely because you could see the moments the horror ''they are all crazy- all of them'' settled in #like there is no way this man wasn't just crying inside every time any one of the straw hats was like ''yeah ok cool plan But'' #Law was probably like ''hm Luffy defeated 2 warlords- waged a war with the government- helped hundreds of inmates/ #/escape an inescapable prison and then fought at marineford- he is either a secret hella strong genius or insane'' #and then he formed the alliance with him at punk hazard and was like ''nevermind he is just insane'' #im at the beginning of dressrosa I am looking forward to watching him slowly realise there is NO way they stick with the plan properly #sure they get the results but at what cost

[mountainyodeler]

we need to start settling fandom debates about characters' morally questionable decisions by posting them as simplified situations on AITA and letting unassuming redditors make the judgement

#this was inspired by that aita good omens post #and one where someone basically summarized harry potter #imagine giving out the nastiest YTA on a post only to realise it's actually about your favourite fictional character #this would either unlock new perspectives for fans or send them straight into denial mode #aita #reddit migration #reddit #tumblr culture #fandom drama #ethics #morality

[kaltacore]

obsessed with warden carver's "in war, victory, champion, and whatever else may come" farewell line. he really refrained from mentioning the "in death, sacrifice" part to his sibling he was going to follow into a battle that seemed pretty much doomed to almost everyone

#referring to this motto feels so important to me #he mentions the victory part to let hawke know he believes in them #but keeps the sacrifice part to himself because it is real and it is possible but that's not what hawke should be thinking about now #and idk which hits harder if hawke knows how the whole thing goes or if they don't #because i realised that hawke is pretty much clueless about grey wardens stuff #it's either they know their brother is ready to follow them even if it's going to cost him his life #or they have no idea how much this is supposed to mean #i've probably put too much thought into it but idc. i have feelings for the hawkefam #dragon age #carver hawke