#not really sure if anyone will wanna send anything 😅

[factual-fantasy]

18 Asks! Thank you!! :}} 🎪

@pink088

Guuuuurl does it look like I missed the boops? XDD

(I DID miss the super boops and revenge boops tho. I was trashed on the couch and stuck on mobile all day so I wasn't able to send any back to anyone💔💔)

Uhhhmm... oh jeez lemme try to remember-- I'm assuming you mean the order I got everyone in the game..?? Cuz other than the goofy little comics I've been drawing there isn't much of a story beyond that-

Uhhh so I started with Midori(Sprigatito) obviously, thennn... I think I caught Grim(Gastly).. then I caught Gloria(Ralts). Thenn..... arrhrhhgh I thiiiink I went looking for eevees, but I found Anastasia(Shiny Kricketot) in the process and kept her. Then I picked one of the eevees I caught at random and kept him. Then lastly I found a Mareep(Bonnie) by surprise and kept her.

My memory is very poor but I thiiink that's mostly accurate <XDD If I misunderstood your question don't be afraid to send another ask! 😅

@pbjfox37147878

Sorry, I don't take requests.. But hey! You already got a solid concept going and some artistic talent, you can always make it yourself for free! :0

Not really.. I've had a surprising number of uncomfortable experiences with the fandom recently so I've decided to take a step back from Octonauts for a while..

@psype

:DD Thank you! I'm glad you like them! :}}

And yeah that's how I pictured her XDD its becuase I use her the most out of all my Pokémon-

Now she's not bossy and doesn't have a leader or "I'm better that you guys" complex, none of that! She's just very intelligent and usually very level headed and calm. I can imagine that she's gotten the team safely through a lot of complicated situations and her plans/advice have rarely led the group astray.

Plus since I use her so often, I like to think that she's one of the most powerful Pokémon on the team. If not the most powerful. So whenever the group was met with a great danger, Gloria was probably the one to rescue them <XD

So the whole group kind'a gravitates behind her and lets/wants her to take the lead most of the time. Especially when things get complicated or dangerous!

@nerdyskullcap (User in ask)

I took a peek at their blog, but I couldn't find any original art of the Conductor after quite a while of scrolling through that tag.. I only found reblogs of other peoples Conductor comics.. <:(

XD That description of Gloria is very fitting! I use her the most out of all my Pokémon and she rarely loses! XDD

This was a cool read, and hey! Some of my Pokémon have some of those attacks! :000 Gloria has draining kiss and Bonnie has discharge! :D

@cat7890

I'd like to think they've never fought before.. maybe some little bickering on a bad day, but never anything serious.

They have good communication and just generally get along really well and like a lot of the same things. So there's rarely conflict between them! :0

Thank you! I'm happy to hear that you like my artwork! :}}

As for your question.. I'm afraid I don't understand/cant explain it--

Lets say I wanna draw Mario. I imagine what the drawing might end up looking like in my head, what pose I'll draw him in and what colors I'll use.. And then I just.. draw it. It might not look exactly like what I pictured but its probably close enough.

If that doesn't answer your question, I'm afraid I either don't understand your question or this is just an art thing that I don't know how to explain. <:( Sorry, feel free to send another ask with more specifics if you have them!

@sleep-deprived-fr3ak

If Bill ever became a lawyer? All hope is lost XDD

@raven-bearden-the-interviewer42

I haven't really thought about the details of the crews travels and adventures.. but I'm sure that when Louis got cursed and became a crab monster? That was probably pretty memorable XD

Probably this one honestly <XD I cant think of anything more cursed off the top of my head-

@fawncr33k

I suppose that would be fine, but I wouldn't prefer it. As I've said many times,, just comments guys! Asks, reblogs, tags, how ever you type them. I just want comments.👍

@neo-metalscottic

No problem! Getting asks are usually a pick me up :}}

As for the Dry Bones thing, that's what I meant by "not sure how it fits into the AU yet" 😅 Who'd they fight? Why did they fight? When did this happen? No idea. Its all just a neat concept with no structure yet :// And beyond the awkward living situation with the Dry Bones today, I haven't really thought about how the Koopa culture has been changed by the war. That's just way too much thinking and I'm way too sick to bother trying to figure it out atm- 💀💔 But maybe someday I'll think it through!

Now Luigi, I had this idea that he had a bizarre encounter with a 1-UP and was later bitten by a Goomba. Over the span of say... 5 days or so..? Luigi slowly got weaker and weaker until eventually he became bedridden and actually died- He came back to life moments after but it still completely shook Mario and Luigi's worlds for a sec there-

I had intended to draw a comic about this, and I made a sketch about it in the past.. but around the time I thought of this idea my Mario phase was kind'a passing over so I didn't feel like making it- <XDD

As for a potential sequel, I would like to see Wario, Waluigi and Toadsworth. Not sure why Toadsworth wasn't in the first movie- he absolutely should have been. That deep voiced purple..? council..? toad guy?? Totally should have been Toadsworth :/

And my request for the Wario bros is that they are taken seriously. 😅🤣

@cherrycreamfairy

I'm doing okay so far today, thank you! :}

@littlelightfish

I haven't really figured out the details about how Tuna and Louis lost their limbs- 😅

But I'm considering that Louis lost his arm (I assume you meant his arm-) in some kind of work related accident a long time ago. It must have been a fishing accident somehow..

As for Tuna, either some kind of natural disaster/accident or.. someone "removed" them... O-O

I do not :/ I'm not even sure what homestuck is.. I thiiink its a webcomic-

@nemo-draco

Oooo! :00 It looks cool! :DD

And thank you, I'm hoping I get over this soon too 😅

#my response #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ocs #my ocs #super mario bros #mario movie #pokemon scarlet and violet

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of euthansia and suicide

Desc: Mikey has good news (lying)

Mikey: yo

Mikey: YO

Mikey: YOO

Draken: what?

Mitsuya: i'm not gonna lie Mikey, if this is some goofy shit i might actually beat your ass

Mikey: you're always so grumpy oh my god

Mikey: like there's a cactus that's constantly twisting and turning in your rectum

Mikey: can you let me live

Smiley: unnecessarily descriptive

Angry: ☹️

Mitsuya: i actually want you to drop dead

Mikey: bro i didn't even do anything😭

Mikey: Ken-chin get your twin bro

Kazutora: remember when Draken would insist on us calling Mitsuya his sworn brother

Draken: cause it's what he is

Draken: say it Mitsuya

Mitsuya: me and Draken are sworn brothers

Draken: born to live and die together

Mitsuya: chill

Smiley: Draken's so intense sometimes lmao

Takemitchy: i can never tell if he's trolling or not

Mikey: i literally called you guys here for a reason but ok

Baji: Draken thinks he's so cool cause he's 6'2

Draken: yeah

Draken: amongst other things

Baji: like what 🤨

Draken: my abs

Draken: my hair

Draken: my tattoo

Draken: my scars

Draken: so many things yk

Draken: i'm just great like that

Baji: i actually hate him

Mikey: HELLO

Chifuyu: Baji-san, even if you don't have some of those things you're still cool!

Hakkai: you're making it worse man😟

Baji: shut up Chifuyu

Takemitchy: guys wasn't Mikey-kun saying something😅

Smiley: you smell so bad

Smiley: i had to say it

Takemitchy: ah😦

Chifuyu: axe body spray head ass

Mikey: i don't think he smells🤨

Smiley: that's cause you smell too LMAO

Smiley: you're B.O is HORRIBLE

Smiley: the smells cancel each other out😁

Angry: Smiley stop😡

Smiley: don't use that emoji Souya, they're gonna make fun of you

Angry: if you can use the Smiley emoji then why can't i use the Angry emoji

Smiley: idk i'm cooler

Angry: :(

Smiley: i was kidding

Angry: ...

Smiley: you want another plushie?

Angry: :) 💙

Smiley: ...

Smiley: 🧡

Draken: that was kinda wholesome

Takemitchy: aww

Smiley: shut the fuck up before i cave your fucking skull in

Takemitchy: ok chill😭

Draken: can i leave now

Mikey: I WAS TRYNA SAY SMTH THO

Baji: hurry up then

Baji: Tora and i need to finish

Mikey: finish what?🤨

Smiley: the implications of that sentence?🤨

Draken: 🤨

Mitsuya: 🤨

Hakkai: 🤨

Baji: if anyone else sends that motherfucking emoji so help me god

Takemitchy: 🤨

*baji has gone offline*

Takemitchy: WAIT NO

Takemitchy: WE SENT IT AT THE SAME TIME

Takemitchy: BAJI-KUN

Takemitchy: PLEASE

Takemitchy: I DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE

Takemitchy: C'MON MAN😭

Kazutora: we're finishing a game btw😐

Mikey: anyway!

Draken: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT MIKEY

Mikey: okok

Mikey: so, good news everybody

Mikey: GRANDPA MIGHT LET ME GET EUTHANASIA IN CANADA❗

Draken: that's not funny😐

Takemitchy: i don't really know what that means but i'm sure you'll look great Mikey-kun💛

Chifuyu: dude...

Kazutora: smart move bro

Kazutora: don't wanna be getting anyone pregnant👌

Mitsuya: ?????

Smiley: ayo...

Kazutora: what?

Hakkai: this is so unserious

Mitsuya: what the fuck do you think getting euthanasia means Kazutora???

Kazutora: um, like when females get their embryos tied or some shit like that, but for males

Draken: ?????

Mitsuya: it's not even close...

Mitsuya: how did you come to that conclusion...

Takemitchy: wait is this serious, what does it mean?😭

Smiley: what do you think it means??

Takemitchy: like a beauty treatment or something?

Takemitchy: right?

Draken: no...

Draken: Euthanasia is medically ending a persons life to relieve suffering or assisted suicide for the same reason

Draken: it's only legal in 7 countries

Takemitchy: 😧

Takemitchy: Mikey-kun that's not funny

Mitsuya: but how did you guys get to those conclusions

Mitsuya: i don't get it

Mikey: y'all were suppose to be happy for me but ok

Mikey: what happened to being supportive huh

Mikey: y'all just killed my vibe fr

Mikey: ...

Mikey: same way they gon be killing me in that hospital❗

Mikey: LMAO

Mikey: i'ma log off

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers groupchat #tokyo revengers texts #tokyo revengers smau #toman groupchat #tokrev #sano manjiro/mikey #baji keisuke #mitsuya takashi #ryuguji ken/draken #matsuno chifuyu #hanagaki takemitchy #kawata souya/angry #kawata nahoya/smiley #kawata twins #shiba hakkai #hanemiya kazutora #got this idea from a tiktok #i literally cannot find it anymore but if someone knows what im talking about can they please link it😭 #grandpa sano grandpa of the year❗ #i'm being sarcastic btw

[yutaleks]

Not sure if this got sent in successfully the first time so I’m sending it again.

Hi Aleks can we please know more about your sugar baby harem 🤭

Honestly I see you taking out your sugar baby and making them try on dresses, skirts and asking them to twirl around in them while sit in a chair with either a glass of some type of drink or scrolling through your phone (I need to stop reading stuff 😅)

Anyways any specific scenarios you have that you would like to make come true if you had a sugar baby?

Okkk ummmm I’ll talk about it but like. This is in Minecraft ok. LMAOSNKSDNSK I’m just gonna describe like what I would want out of that in a fictional scenario cause I’d feel a little weird talking this way about anyone IRL 😭 i feel like there’s a bit of shame to wanting to be a sugar daddy/dom/etc or wanting to objectify someone in this way. Despite how often people wanna be sugar babies it feels a bit shameful to wanna be the sugar daddy. Maybe it’s just all in my head idk. but that’s for a whole other post. anyway

Well 😵‍💫 definitely taking someone shopping is a big one. I’d love to dress someone up and see how pretty they would look wearing something I bought them… idk how to describe it but I think there’s some sense of like ?pride? Or like satisfaction in paying for someone else to look good for you… like shopping is one part like swipe my card drag me by the hand let me watch you try on stuff etc. But also there’s this thing where it’s like… what if I send them money and tell them to get ready for a date and they use my money for clothes/nails/makeup etc and show up all dolled up?? That also is so hot to me too 😵‍💫 like they had to think “I’m getting dressed up FOR aleks” or like “would aleks like this look?” Like… me being in their head is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 like they wouldn’t even have to do anything sexual to still make this whole thing exciting idk just being like a ?provider? In this sense is stimulating? Idk

If I was like RICH rich I also think just providing for someone else’s life is general is really satisfying. Like paying for someone else to get things they like or things they otherwise couldn’t afford? I know in my head in like a scenario like this chances are the recipient would totally just be using me LOL but like. Still the idea of them improving their life in some way because of money that I acquired is nice!! To me!!

And well… cannot deny the nsfw scenarios that roll through the mind… LOL

I’d really want to be like… what’s the word… seduced? Like when the other person shows up all dressed up… wanna peel the layers off one by one. Kind of like a present that you get to unwrap. I definitely would like to be like… seated. And have them do a lot of things to me 😵‍💫 this is probably gonna sound weird to those who lean sub but I imagine it to be very… one sided……….. how do I explain… like. I want to tell them what to do but I don’t want to touch them very much with my hands. More like… telling them to do xyz to me and rewarding them when they listen well with affection… making them a service sub I guess you could call it? I have very specific visions of getting the strap sucked off, pretty nails showing as they wrap their hand around it… or like. Telling them to ride me while they still have on the clothes I bought them. Or if they are wearing super intricate lingerie underneath I’d wanna watch them strip… etc etc SORRY I am just . I am just a man ig

#ϟ asking aleksandria

[morallyinept]

Jett,

Lol, I just wrote you the longest note, and somehow, right when I went to hit ask after proofreading the whole damn thing, it deleted and did not send. I think that message was letting me know to do the too long didn’t read version. Lol, so my long story short question was, do you have any ways to keep track of ongoing blogs better? I, of course, follow each writer and any update blogs that they have, but I still feel like I’m getting overwhelmed with notifications and missing the ones when the next chapter of their fic posts. I know Tumblr is not easy to navigate, but I’m just wondering what other people do. I’ve been fortunate enough to find a lot of older series that are complete, and of course, there’s no issue there, but with the ongoing series, unless they have a dedicated tag list, the follow and update blogs are a little hard to keep track of… And I feel like I forget… Thanks, ADHD… And I can’t remember where I’m at. I am using my hashtag to save my favorite series and characters and one shot, but with all the reblogging I’m doing now, thanks to your original advice to support writers. It’s not as easy to navigate unless I’m using my tags.

Thank you again for all that you do and making this such an inclusive site, especially for newbies like me… Teaching us the ways to be kind and support writers and overall have a better sense of community on here because even though I’m not a writer, I do feel really welcome and a big part of that is to your Support and blogs of how to navigate this insane little site.

-Lisa

Hey Lovely Lisa! 🖤

Oh noes! That's so annoying when that happens, isn't it? 😖 But gosh, thank you. I'm really glad to hear your experience is positive and welcoming. And that you feel that I've been a part of that makes me really happy, thank you. 🥹

So, maybe check this post out if you haven't already, because in it I talk about a few ways of simplifying your Tumblr settings, such as filtering your notifications and setting up Blog Subs to specific blogs you want to follow and not miss things from them.

Turn on notifications on the blogs you like and don't want to miss updates from. Sadly, tagging usernames is so glitchy and doesn't always work. I have that issue right now with tagging people who want to follow along with Adrift With You. So I'd always recommend turning on the notifications for each blog you don't want to miss things from.

Using re-blogs is a massive way to stay organised and using tags to do this is so helpful.

For example, I tag any fics that I recommend as "Jett's Fic Recs" so I can go back and search that tag on my blog and find every fic I've ever re-blogged using that specific tag. And you can create your tags relevant to you too. This is probably the most effective way of staying organised on your blog that I've found.

A Google search will show you how to do all these things for both mobile (Android and Apple app) and the desktop version of Tumblr, if you're not sure where to find the settings etc...

The new Blog Subs feature is gold. I follow like over 800+ blogs I think (?🥴) so by filtering some of these into my Blog Subs is a life saver when there's a specific blog I don't wanna miss anything from. It's easy then to switch between your feeds.

I know some people create a side blog specifically for re-blogging things. I can barely manage one account so that doesn't work for me personally, 😅 but I know a lot of bloggers who use it and it works really great for them.

It sounds like you're already doing a lot to stay organised. I'll throw it open to anyone else who has tips that help or works for them etc... but essentially the re-blogging with tags, and turning on notifs of the blogs you like, is the best way to go.

If you wanna talk more, or have any more questions, feel free to plant yourself in my DMs lovely.

Love you! 🖤

#jett's asks #moots you wanna smooch

[dragonsoftheeast]

For the directors cut ask: do you remember writing not born, but raised? You captured Guzman‘s feelings after Marina‘s death so vividly. Chapter 8 was heartbreaking to me and I’d love to hear anything you have to say about it. Bonus: how you would have written Guzman‘s thoughts/feelings towards Lu at the beginning of season two (you know me 😅)

Man, I'm so glad you asked me about this- it was so fun to write that! If anyone wants to check it out, you can find it here: not born but raised. And if anyone else wants some behind the scenes looks at my fics, just send me the ask!

Apologies for the essay response, but if there's anyone I can respond with loads of words about Elite to, it's you.

I've always used novelizations as a writing practice (it really helps me with body language since I can't visualize), but this was the first time I ever showed anyone. Getting into Guzman's head was everything for me, and I knew if there's anything this boy does, it's deny, deny, deny. And Miguel did such a perfect denial in his first reaction to Marina's death, that I just had to extend it. Listening to the cast reading of the finale was also incredible help, the actors were so attached to their characters! Maria's reaction to Guzman's line of "Because you know if something happens to them, maybe they had it coming.” made me know that had to be such an important line for him. It had to haunt him.

The trickiest thing to me was actually piecing together those interrogation scenes into something reasonable, like an actual flow of conversation. Cause I had transcribed that the whole season long and I rearranged that conversation so many ways to try and make it make sense.

And I do know you! And just to answer your question, I'll give you the opening lines I wrote for the season 2 novelization.

In the rules of geometry, the strongest structures have three sides. In the realm of grief, however, it seems that these rules don’t apply. His parents find support in each other, if not comfort. None of them will ever find comfort again. But the balance of their family, two parents, two children, is disrupted, and they don’t know how to support him.  Lu tries. They have sex that’s supposed to remind him that he’s alive, or at the very least wants to be. She holds him when he ultimately breaks down in his sleep, the thought of Marina’s misshapen head too much for him to bear. For most of the summer, he drinks, though Lu pulls the bottle away from him whenever she can. For that, he loves and hates her hands in equal measure.

So there you have it! Lu and Guzman's relationship is really messy in that I think they are very complacent when they are with each other. Lu is very complicated and smart (I know you know that), but when it comes to trying to get someone to not do something, she tends to stick to her one strategy, verbally lashing out. And while I love the zingers, it's not the best way to get into Guzman's head (since that is also his strategy). So to me, he's grateful to her, he owes his life to her, but I think he ends up resenting her on two opposing fronts- on the one hand, keeping him from the self-destruction he desires, on the other, not being effective enough to actually keep him from that self-destruction.

I actually have episodes/chapters 1 and 2 written out, but I wasn't sure whether I should post it when I'm not sure I can finish the season and the fandom seems pretty dead (let me know if you're still interested lol). But if you wanna see more of Guzman grieving Marina, I have some tearjerkers in there, if I do say so myself.

#guzman nunier #guznadia #guzman x nadia #elite #elite netflix #not born but raised #ask #lucrecia montesinos

[tallulah477]

Hey tallie, i come to ask for a few more tips on writing-

So- ✨angst✨

Its sooooo hard to write sometimes😩

But anyway, it's about my lylexmilesxoc fic that i asked tips for the other day-

I wanna have some sorts of angst sprinkled in, like I have an idea that lyle's ikran somehow is killed In the battle from ATWOW and he finds the body somehow?-

Also I want ✨trama✨

I am vary unwell for wanting big "strong men" to suffer like this-😅

Oh and I also have the title of the fic and stuff! Its gonna be called "goin' full na'vi"

Since- yk my oc (Syìp) is gonna teach them the na'vi ways and stuffs-

Anyway! Love you!💞

Goin’ Full Na’vi - I like it! 🧡

I love the idea of Lyle finding his ikran’s body. Well, I don’t “love it” love it, but as far as angst goes . . . yeah lol.

You could actually make that really angsty. Like maybe he sees the body and he just freezes cause the shock of seeing his baby lifeless like that is too much to handle right then. And it is his baby. He’s a marine and gives off the mask of a “no strings, don’t care about anything, just doing my mission” person, but deep down no one is truly like that 100%. There’s always something that can break through that persona (like Spider being in danger was able to do for Miles) and I think the death of his ikran could be a huge point of angst for Lyle.

Maybe Lyle had a dog when he was younger or still had one when he was deployed for Pandora. And, as much as he loved that dog, he never bonded with it the way he did with his ikran - was never literally in its soul and entire being like he was with his ikran. That bond is eternal and life changing, and even though the recoms don’t share the same values and bonds with the animals that the Na’vi do, I would imagine even they can’t deny the overwhelming bond between themselves and their ikrans. It would be too powerful to overlook, even if they don’t really understand it fully.

So Lyle seeing his ikran dead would feel like a part of his soul died too. And that can lead into how he handles learning the ways of the Na’vi from there: either it opens his eyes and makes him more open to changing and learning, or it makes him bitter and hostile and unwilling to even try to bond with any other animal.

(Maybe OC can show him how to help send his ikran’s soul to Eywa/have a funeral? 👀)

Also! Depending on if you stick with canon and keep Lyle as the one that shot Neteyam, maybe you can play on that too. He was a huge dick in the movies, sure - but I don’t think anyone signs up for the military with the intention of killing kids. So that can also add some drama with him dealing with that.

(Literally make them fucking suffer LMAO. They deserve it for what they did to Neteyam and they need to WORK to be redeemed. No easy happily ever after for them lol)

Lyle can also go through an entire emotional process of bonding with whatever his next animal is going to be (based on what clan your OC is) and thinking about his original ikran. We don’t see it in the movie cause Neytiri already has her new ikran come ATWOW, but I would think that she probably cried in the days leading up to her taming her new ikran and maybe felt like she was betraying Seze by claiming another.

I think them just trying to learn the ways of being a Na’vi is going to be angsty in general too. I mean (whatever is going to happen in A3 aside), I’d imagine they can’t go back. They lost the war - again. And worse than that is they’re recoms now in Na’vi bodies. They can never go back home to Earth ever. No more seeing their family if they even had any. We never saw how they reacted (other than Miles just for a bit) to realizing they had died and were brought back in a different form. They signed up for it, but did they realize what they were doing when they did? Thats got to mess with your head, being the same person but also not being that same person. But everything happened too quick and I don’t think they really got a chance to process it. Soooo possible identity crisis?

Definitely identity crisis for Miles and then the whole Spider thing are things he would have to deal with.

And them having to learn everything from scratch. No more guns, no more tech. It’s everything they’ve been taught to think is uncivilized - it’s not going to come easy and it might take a while for them to be receptive of it (which could then cause conflict with OC too).

I think they would also use humor like jokes or sarcasm to deal with their uncomfortableness. Miles is just straight up mean mostly in the movies, but Lyle seems like he could be a goofball.

Hope this helps! Love you, Roomie!! 🥰

#𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒔 ♡ #𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆'𝒔 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒔 ✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ #𝑰𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒙 ⤷✉

[thegamingcatmom]

helloo again! it’s the same asker as last time (the pee ask!)

i just wrote/sent a follow up ask but i don’t think it actually sent!😭 ‘cause tumblr is dumb! grrr! so im writing it out again! but if it magically did send then you can just ignore this ask haha!

so i was messaging to say i’m sorry if my ask came across as really blunt to you because i really didn’t mean for it to sound that way. but when i just read it back again along with your nice reply, i realized my ask sounded kinda super blunt and could maybe read as sorta… judgey?? like maybe it came across like i was gonna kinkshame or something?

but i promise that wasn’t the case at all!! i definitely would never kinkshame anyone ever!! and i didn’t mean to sound blunt. it’s just that i’m autistic and sometimes when i communicate over written message i sound blunt in a negative way even though i don’t mean to. i struggle with sometimes coming across as rude in messages when i am asking questions, even though i don’t mean to, when in reality i’m getting straight to the point in my message because i’m excited to be asking a question about something.😅

i actually sent that ask about the piss kink because im into omorashi (or omo for short) which is like getting turned on by the feeling of needing to pee/having a full bladder and also wetting (or getting turned on by seeing someone else needing to pee/making someone else hold their full bladder and seeing someone else wetting it making someone else wet themselves etc).

so seeing it show up in most of your ellie posts just made me wonder if that sorta thing was something you yourself were personally into (‘cause obviously lots of writers put their own sexual interests in their writing) or if it was something you thought maggot momma herself would be into.😊

Hey again, pee-anon!

I actually didn´t receive any other ask from you (cause Tumblr is, indeed, pretty stoopid sometimes) so it´s a good thing you´ve sent it again. 😜

No need to apologize at all, really. I didn´t think it was rude or judgey or anything like that. I simply took it for what it was - an ask about a piss kink lol. Also, it´s only natural to be curious about certain things, especially if you feel like you can identify with it in some way. It also shows me that my posts evoke some sort of reaction at least, so I´m happy to answer any question someone might have, really. 😊

(Unless you decide to be nasty af about it because in that case - you can just f right off and Imma send Maggot Momma after your sorry ass.)

As I´ve stated before, I myself don´t see it as a kink. More as a bit of a lighter moment in between all the madness and blood and guts and gore galore that´s going on in this (cursed) building.

Now, would Maggot Momma be into it? Considering I see her as a rather animalistic being with primal instincts in general (such as dry humping you into oblivion) I think she could be into it. But not in an overly sexual way, more like

I´m in the middle of something here (that something being you) and I cba about your worries rn (or ever) because your smell and if you gotta be like that - all dramatic as per usual- then she´s just gonna make herself a bit heavier on purpose and squish you a bit more all while never taking her eyes off you and basically daring you to do it because it would also show her the absolute power she has over you and-

...Okay yeah, I can see why Maggot Momma might be into it after all lmao.

Now I might have to write a little something about it because now I wanna see it play out, whoopsie.

I´m in the middle of writing yet another mommy kink post (you can thank mommy-kink-anon for that) but Imma keep your ask in mind for sure, so stay tuned!

#evil dead rise #ellie evil dead rise #maggot mommy #deadites #evil dead rise...but gayer

[bcofl0ve]

Hi Mollie’s anons! I wanna preface this by saying I do not work directly with anyone on the Elvis cast or people connected directly to them which I let Mollie know, during awards season I was able to be in close proximity to them/their teams and when I seen Mollie nervous over whether Olivia was attending I thought why not share some fun harmless gossip with her. And yes please always be careful when getting anonymous information lol, I tell Mollie when I don’t see or hear things directly and it comes from other publicists/assistants. Because of my career position I really can’t risk coming off anon and being traced but I have been thinking of making a secret separate blog where I only communicate with Mollie because the gate keeping thing can come off annoying. Might not though because awards season is over so I doubt I’ll have any inside scoop regarding Austin or any of the Elvis cast unless they work with the agency I’m at/or with one of my clients but I do wish I could get Mollie’s specific reactions to certain things lmao. I wasn’t logged on when the whole “Austin is performing” thing was happening but I wish I was, I would have debunked that for you Mollie! And like Mollie said nothing has been earth shattering news it’s only small things like what they do behind the scenes/I was privy to knowing what brand Olivia and Kaia were gonna wear/I shared the names visible on the Elvis cast invite list, it’s only little things like that since I am not on their teams. I know Kate but she is a professional and does not share “gossip” over her clients unlike other loose lipped publicists. Kaia and Austin are not PR I’m sorry to burst a lot of ya’ll’s bubbles and simply because of that a lot of you will think I’m lying I’m sure but nope, they are together and I was not surprised Kaia posted Austin on her story because their thing was Austin didn’t want another of his relationships so strongly attached to his career again and Kaia respected that during Elvis awards season. Austin and Kaia have run line togethers for their projects which is a story that was shared with me that I thought was cute. I’m not sure what else I’m comfortable sharing that I’ve shared with Mollie - maybe the Vanessa having her assistant continuously check to ensure she wasn’t interviewing Austin story? That was funny. When she noticed a few of us laughing she said “Yeah things can get awkward.” And started laughing herself. I send Mollie long paragraphs I think so it’s hard to remember every little thing I’ve shared 😭 Maybe Mollie can refresh my memory in code if she thinks there is something I can share? I’m not sure but nothing earth shattering I’m not in the know like that guys !

sharing this on ‘oscar anon’s behalf, y’all take it or leave it. this has always been a gossip blog and given that i think we all know to take gossip of any kind as “maybe true, maybe not” (and what is being shared here is harmless/not anything hurtful towards austin or k or anyone) i don’t see how it’s any different than a blind item you’d read somewhere else like deuxmoi 😅 c’est la vie.

#gossip time with mollie #if you make the side blog girlie you know where to find me LOL i almost suggested that to you bc i wish we could talk back and forth in #a more normal way lololol #but i get it #austin butler #kaia gerber

[spider-stark]

Hey there, so this is my first time sending you an ask, but it's 4am and I just realized something. Ever since reading Infinitely You (which I love by the way, it's so amazing) anytime I watch NWH now I find myself referring the the Peters as Peter, Pete, and Parker, I can't help myself 😅 and I've been saying it in my head as well as I write a fic of my own. I've been trying to make sure I don't accidentally actually write it in the fic itself because that's your thing and I don't want to take that, you know? Honestly I'm not sure why I'm even mentioning this, but like I said, it's 4 in the morning so it's probably because I'm starting to get tired. Anyway, just wanted to say again I love Infinitely You and I'm very excited to see where it all goes! I hope you have a lovely day/night 💜💙🖤

oh my gosh hi!!

this is actually one of the absolute sweetest asks i have ever received and i love it so much🖤 it is actually so cool to me that you are thinking of them that way while watching NWH, because i literally do the same thing now all the time and it's nice to know that i'm not alone in Infinitely You just altering my brain with it haha

but you should definitely send me your fic at some point if you are willing to share!! i am always looking for new fics to read and at the current moment i don't really have any cause i was off tumblr for a sec lol.

ALSO please feel free to refer to them as Peter, Pete, and Parker if you want at any point!! I do not mind in the slightest! When I first decided to write a NWH fic i stressed over the name key thing so much because i didn't wanna copy anyone elses way of referring to them in their fics but also thought the whole Peter 1, 2, 3 thing would get confusing---but i definitely don't mind sharing the name key for Infinitely You!!! especially since they're all just nicknames for Peter as is!

thank you again for the sweet ask and feel free to send your fic or anything else if you ever wanna talk!!! 🖤

#my asks #q&a #spiderman #tasm #peter parker

[stormblessed95]

Hi, I was wondering if we could talk about the uncomfortable narrative a little more, it's fine if you don't want to since it is a negative topic. I've seen your recent post and the one on your masterlist about it but I guess I want to rant a little. So, I personally cannot speak on romantic relationships as I've never had one nor do I want one, however I feel like it is similar to other relationships in the sense that most people will at some point want space or they may get irritated or be in a bad mood and just not want to interact in a certain way. I feel like so many people dismiss the fact that BTS are real people who feel real emotions and who are so often on camera that I'm sure it can be tiring/annoying. They forget that they sometimes have bad days or have brief moments where they don't want to do something etc. So yes, JK does brush JM off sometimes, just like he does with Tae and Jin and Yoongi etc, just like JM has done to JK and others. They ALL have moments where they simply do not want to be touched in a certain way or interact in a certain way and we as fans cannot try and say why that is. For example: I hate being touched by most people, even my parents and sister I cringe or push them away if they try to hug me, but it isn't done because I dislike them or anything other than the fact that I just don't wanna be touched, the act of brushing them off is also not done out of malice or anything and my family know that. The whole "uncomfortable" narrative is frustrating, because anyone can see that they all love each other if they only watched the original content and the fact that some people feel the need to compile these moments between two members to prove a point is really really sad (this goes for anyone who does this, though there is a certain group of people who are worse) and these people, as you've said, are antis and I do wish people would stop trying to argue with them, because all it does is make them dig deeper into their beliefs.

Also love your blog it's so organised and well-thought out.

Thank you for your opinions and thoughts! I mostly agree. The only thing I'll add is that I've seen quite a few of these so called edits proving this narrative. (Thanks, but yall really don't always have to send them to me, I'm okay 😅) and every single time, that "xyz is uncomfortable" can be disproved simply by watching the full clip. Those posts and edits are manipulative on purpose and bank on people not bothering to double check or to have seen the content for themselves. Anyone who states any of the members are uncomfortable around any of each other, just proves they've got one too many screws loose. Nothing they say can then be trusted or taken with any kind of value.

Thanks for sharing!

#jikook #kookmin

[punkscowardschampions]

Dolly & Adonis Pt.2

Dolly: I just don’t want her to know about this yet, she’ll try to spoil it

Adonis: Our secret, I swear

Adonis: but I won’t let anyone spoil it, I can promise you that as well

Dolly: I did mention how dire my social life is, she’d wanna know where I was and with who

Adonis: Does she have to know you’re gone? If we sneak you out now and back early enough, make your door impossible to open

Dolly: It might work, in theory

Adonis: Tell me I’m being pushy if you like, but it means I’m not wrong

Dolly: I’ve never slept over a boy’s before

Adonis: We can hit every girly sleepover cliche if it makes you feel better, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had my hair braided or nails painted

Dolly: I wouldn’t hate having my hands in your hair again

Adonis: Let me take you home

Dolly: Okay

Adonis: I’ll be there in [however long it’ll take you to turn this car around cos I doubt it has made it that far away]

Dolly: I feel a total fool for sending you away now 🤦‍♀️

Adonis: Don’t

Adonis: I shouldn’t have left when every instinct went against it

Dolly: It’s difficult to differentiate what’s instinct and what’s desire

Adonis: You can desire me, I don’t mind that either

Dolly: Oh good, that would be slightly awkward

Adonis: But I do need to tell you something

Dolly: Go on

Adonis: It’s slightly awkward…

Adonis: I’ve been desired before, but I met my girlfriend, an actual real one, post my mini golf disaster date, in Dublin and we decided to wait for 17 because it’s the age there, not being able to see each other as much as we wanted broke us up before then though obviously, so we never fully acted upon it

Dolly: That’s okay, we don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do

Dolly: I’m sorry you and your girlfriend split up, was it recent?

Adonis: I want to, I just didn’t want my lack of experience to let you know about it before I could

Adonis: that’s all, this isn’t a confession I’m not or am barely over her

Dolly: You didn’t have to tell me but I really respect that you did

Dolly: I didn’t think that, just curiosity, my bad

Adonis: Good, because I’m really not sorry she and I broke up, especially now

Dolly: You’re the only one I’m thinking about

Adonis: I’m glad she wanted to wait and we don’t have to, I want it to be you

Dolly: You’re killing me

Dolly: I hope I can make it everything you deserve it to be

Adonis: I’m nervous too, don’t run away in the opposite direction if I’m not everything you’re thinking about

Dolly: I’m not going to, I really like you

Dolly: and you have nothing to be nervous about, I promise

Adonis: I feel like I’ve known you longer than a day

Dolly: I wish we had

Dolly: we used to look you all up on socials, when we were younger

Adonis: I’m sorry I didn’t post more

Dolly: Yes, you were the most illusive 😅

Dolly: it was bizarre, thinking we were like the opposite side of the same coin, all related to Jay, no other link

Adonis: It is bizarre, I barely feel related to her, until something like her engagement happens to remind me I am

Dolly: It must be a complicated thing for your father to deal with

Adonis: Yeah, I don’t think he’ll ever completely make his peace with it, how things have played out with Jay

Dolly: I don’t imagine she will either, or James

Dolly: it’s awful, really

Adonis: He’s been a good dad to us, but so has James to them, clearly

Dolly: Yes, it’s neither of their fault’s, I’m sure she knows that, if she ever thought different

Adonis: I can’t imagine having kids, wanting to even

Dolly: I think it’d be super odd if you did

Adonis: I don’t know, my mum was always that person, from when she was a kid still herself

Dolly: Some girls are

Dolly: all the dolls must get to our heads

Adonis: I’m scared to ask what happened to yours with your sister around

Dolly: I am intrigued if your perception of her weird matches the actual, I can’t lie

Adonis: Maybe, but talking about her in more than passing is a waste of time, we could be talking about you

Dolly: Well, I don’t want any babies, if that’s what you’re worried about

Dolly: It isn’t something I ever see for myself either

Adonis: I’m not worried, I may be inexperienced but I have that much knowledge at least, and we aren’t in Ireland so I don’t have to convince you prayer alone won’t suffice

Dolly: 🙏🙏

Adonis: What do you see for yourself?

Dolly: I just want to make a life for myself, away from my family, doing what I want to do, hopefully doing some good as well

Dolly: what about you?

Adonis: I want what you want

Adonis: essentially, there are some specifics I could add in, like Oxford, but otherwise

Dolly: Oh wow, that’s amazing

Dolly: it looks so beautiful, imagine living there, learning there

Adonis: I think about it all the time

Dolly: I knew you were smart

Adonis: The next open days aren’t until June, but if you still like me, we should take a tour together

Dolly: Do you mean it?

Adonis: Yeah, you’d look beautiful there, I can imagine you

Dolly: I want to be there with you

Adonis: Are you taking a gap year?

Adonis: we could be

Dolly: I hadn’t really thought about the details, I need to, they’re getting on at us to now but I didn’t think I’d make it this far at one point

Dolly: It’s hard to get out of that mindset but I want to

Adonis: I want to help you

Dolly: I’m no dunce, I work hard but if I was focused, had a goal to work towards

Dolly: maybe I could do it

Adonis: Come with me, that’s the goal, and I’ll motivate you

Dolly: Alright, you’re serious and I’m serious but that was hot

Adonis: It’s fitting given we’re about to see each other again, we’re both as 🥵 as we were the first time

Adonis: especially when I’m so close to your house and I have the same urge to run to you

Dolly: I can’t quite explain how flattering that urge is, that it’s directed towards me

Adonis: A lot of my behaviour has been uncharacteristic today, I’d struggle to explain it too, if I had to

Dolly: Me too… Are you worried, that when we revert to type, it’ll be different?

Adonis: I’d be worried what was wrong with me if I reverted back to acting different to this, yeah

Dolly: I also can’t express how completely unlike an ‘act’ this feels, is, but also how unlike my usual day-to-day it has been

Dolly: that doesn’t automatically make this any less real though, does it?

Adonis: All I know is, I’ve felt the most like myself, who I’m happiest to see myself as anyway, talking to and spending time with you

Dolly: It’s hard to pry apart who I am and the circumstances in which I found myself but- it’s very mutual

Adonis: Well, that’s a relief

Dolly: 😏

Dolly: I want to continue to get to know you, let you get to know me

Adonis: Me too, hopefully you’ll continue to like me

Dolly: So far you’ve proven insanely likeable, it’s a bit ridiculous, honestly

Adonis: I want to keep proving myself

Dolly: Who else would have me seriously considering Oxford, thinking I might be able to do it

Adonis: Honestly, plenty of people should have

Adonis: a single convo in I didn’t doubt you could do it

Dolly: Academia isn’t highly prized in my family

Dolly: as well as Lulu surely insisting it’s her thing anyway

Adonis: It’s supposed to be at school though, somebody there is letting you down if they aren’t insisting you consider uni

Dolly: I was definitely going to go

Dolly: but I was playing it safer, main considerations being I definitely got in and it was as far from my parents and sister as possible

Adonis: Then you met me, and I taught you no risk, no reward

Dolly: 😌 Something like that

Dolly: What about my gap year, what should I do?

Adonis: We’ll think of a way you can do some actual good, as it’s what you want, avoiding the usual gap year tropes

Dolly: but I so wanted to go to Thailand to get involved in drug trafficking 🙄

Dolly: as long as I can still see you often

Adonis: This country has its own worthy causes, unfortunate as it is you won’t be washing elephants or forcing people to learn English 

Dolly: Helping you get your French pitch perfect is a much better use of my time and forced Swiss sojourn

Adonis: [Suggest something she’d actually like, based on the non-stop getting to know you sesh you clearly had earlier, which I won’t commit us to necessarily but I imagine you’re saying someone in your giant af fam/peeps you know could help her out] is another possibility

Dolly: How am I possibly going to repay you for seemingly sorting out my entire life plan in a day?

Adonis: Save some space for me in your life, that’s all

Dolly: I want to be there, when you do all the incredible things you’re going to do

Adonis: I’ll be there to support you while you are too, try and stop me

Dolly: Stopping you is the last thing I have any interest in

Adonis: Good, because this car is about to stop [wherever nearby cos her sister is a nosey bitch so we’re not pulling up to the gaff]

Dolly: Oh, I should have been packing a bag

Dolly: Please bear with, I was too distracted

Adonis: Take your time, we have the entire night stretching out in front of us

Dolly: The driver can charge me separately for this wait 

Dolly: What’s your favourite colour, Adonis?

Adonis: I haven’t been asked to pick a favourite in a long time, but red, I think

Dolly: Red it is

Adonis: That’s distracting, I’m going to need to wait in the fresh air

Dolly: It is only for your benefit, not the driver’s, that might be best

Adonis: [a pic of him doing exactly that]

Dolly: Wow

Adonis: You seriously wow me, I hope you know that

Dolly: My skin feels hot where you touched it

Dolly: but perhaps moreso where you didn’t

Adonis: Every driver we’ve had owes me such a depth of gratitude for everything I’ve yet to do purely for their benefit

Dolly: I fear my reaction has already been indecent, I can’t dare to think about the yet to comes

Adonis: Your reactions have been the exact opposite, I couldn’t think of any way they could be more acceptable, to me

Dolly: Your lips are so soft, much softer than anyone else's I’ve ever felt

Adonis: Yours taste like [insert a relevant yet feelsy thing here]

Dolly: 🥺

Dolly: This bag, this bloody bag is what I’m meant to be concentrating on, not how strong yet delicate your hands are

Adonis: Don’t bring anything, I’m sure I have everything you need

Dolly: It should concern me, how accurate that feels

Adonis: I understand, your hands shook a little when we touched, at first, but now they don’t

Dolly: All I want is you

Dolly: I found the pyjamas that practicalities sake dictates I need, beyond that, I’m going to rely on you

Adonis: I can be your pyjamas too

Dolly: Oh God

Dolly: you know the red I have on for you isn’t pyjamas

Adonis: I know I’m not sorry I’ve broken the banned colour rule, because you aren’t going to look 🤶

Dolly: You know what you can do if you don’t like how it looks on

Adonis: I’ll be tempted to stare at you forever

Dolly: I might have to look away

Adonis: I’ll allow it

Dolly: I want to be the nervous one, you should know how in control of how this goes you are, of me

Adonis: You’re really good at calming my nerves, I don’t feel them any more

Dolly: All you should feel is me, if you’re thinking about anything else, we’re not ready

Adonis: I haven’t thought about anything else since I offered to pick you up

Dolly: and your bed

Adonis: I’ve never shared it before

Dolly: with no one?

Adonis: When my friends stay over, we’re usually all in [whatever you still call your playroom from when you were a little bub even though it’ll have aged up to be a teen hangout now]

Dolly: That makes sense, boys, from my understanding, demand less intimacy from their friends as a rule

Dolly: I promise to be the perfect bedfellow and guest in your inner sanctum, I take this honour very seriously

Adonis: Perfect is the word, I’m certain of that

Dolly: I’m aching to please you, there’s truly no other way to describe it

Adonis: I can’t fault your description either

Adonis: only the amount of time you’re keeping me waiting, if I really am in control of you, and this

Dolly: I’m sorry

Dolly: I’m trying to gain some composure for the drive to your home

Dolly: but it has become entirely apparent that whether that drive was 5 minutes or 50, I’d still crave being alone with you more than anything

Adonis: What self control I have is going to be lost the second I see you, there’s no way I can fight that

Dolly: Touch me, I’ll be quiet

Adonis: If I don’t stop kissing you, every sound will be swallowed by me

Dolly: Put me in your lap again, I won’t flinch

Adonis: We can share a seatbelt as well, good behaviour to balance out the bad

Dolly: That sounds like a plan to me

Adonis: I thought I’d spend tonight missing you, this is a much better plan

Dolly: I had already started pining on my bed

Adonis: I can picture it so clearly, how you looked and sounded

Dolly: Is it shaming, how desperate I am for you already?

Adonis: I don’t feel ashamed of how much I want you, you shouldn’t either

Dolly: Okay, I’m ready to leave then

Adonis: I’m ready to have you close to me again

Dolly: [run however far down the street he is because it’s your turn to turn up !! and slightly out of breath]

Adonis: [soz to this driver for the way he’s immediately making out with her against this parked car in such a !! manner]

Dolly: [don’t mind us, you will be paid well for your services sir, we simply have to be dramatic because have never felt more like we’re in a love story and we’re not okay]

Adonis: [mhmm and it’s v mutual, hence the way his ‘hi’ would sound when he eventually manages to get it out in between all the non-stop kisses which still don’t cease remotely as he’s taking off whatever coat or jacket she was wearing to cover that short distance because they are about to get in the car and he simply must start to undress her in the only vaguely socially acceptable way possible]

Dolly: [please also pick up her bag that was thrown to the ground because we barely managed to care to pack it, never mind not discard it the second we jumped into your arms; let him guide you into this car because the way you’re feeling would have you lowkey unsteady on your feet and you need all the help you can get, which you have to do a hot lol about because what is life]

Adonis: [I love that these sober kids are feeling drunk about this, obvs get her into the car and then yourself so you can put her on your lap as promised and seatbelt you both in because safety first, kissing her neck all the while he’s putting that seatbelt on, until it clicks into place and then he’s just LOOKING at her for a sec because first chance he’s really had since he launched himself at her immediately when she showed up]

Dolly: [STARING at you in this ensuing moment and silence, feeling like you’ll be able to hear our heart thudding in our chest, bringing up our fingers to touch your lips like this, experiencing the softness in every way we currently can ‘hi’ in a ridiculously hoarse voice]

Adonis: [oh the big smile he’s gotta do again in this moment, hi to his adorable wolf teeth, his gaze flickering down to look at her fingers for a beat before he’s back to likewise STARING at her all serious, his own hand stroking her cheek until he’s holding her chin/jaw and then kissing her again like okay lemme just test out this control thing not at all casually with a really soft and slow and deliberate kiss]

Dolly: [the sudden change between his smile and his serious face meaning he means business has you SHOOK in the best sort of way that has you melting into his touch, bridging gaps you didn’t even realise were there until you needed to be closer, to give him more control over your body and where it is in relation to his, bringing your hands down from by his face to his lap like a rag doll in a clear, put them where you want them, move]

Adonis: [such a dramatic intake of breath over the fact you didn’t expect either her or you to be as into that as you clearly both were, because everything is v new and novel, do put her hands where you blatantly want them, boy, dangerous as that is with how highkey you both feel rn, and touch her in a way she can then mirror or do something contrasting with, depending how she’s vibing, at least you’re keeping them over your clothes for the moment so there is an attempt at restraint being made instead of just being feral as hell]

Dolly: [the way your eyes are basically popping out of your head as a reaction because you’re insanely into this and him, having to make this kiss a harder one so the accompanying noise doesn’t reach the driver’s ears too, nibbling this boy’s bottom lip ever so slightly now, running your hands up his abs to his chest, over his top but firmly enough that you are really feeling his muscles with it]

Adonis: [kissing her back even harder because he promised to keep her quiet and he’s taking that seriously and it’ll be very necessary because both his hands are going to her waist ofc to start to move her in his lap, going under whatever top she’s wearing but staying there and keeping these antics up for a minute]

Dolly: [taking his thumb and placing it under the band of your knickers so he can feel the lace and see the red, then doing this on the other side too like he needs to hold onto you that tightly, which doesn’t feel like an overreaction with the way we’re naturally trying to increase how hard we’re moving on you]

Adonis: [really LOOKING because we appreciate his fave colour being utilised like this which does unfortunately mean that they aren’t kissing and his own lil !! noise at that and everything else that’s occurring will escape but it’s FINE because he’s a quiet boy, thanks to how extra his parents and sibs are, so if the driver does hear it, it’ll just sound like a sigh or something]

Dolly: [pulling your top down just enough to show the matching bra before letting it go again because you want him to keep LOOKING and appreciate the effort you’re going to for him ‘do you like how it looks?’ quiet enough that the driver would think you were talking but not be able to make out any specifics]

Adonis: [his turn to touch her lips with the same thumb, obvs, cos it’s gotta be, blatantly picturing if she had red lipstick on too the state they would be in rn, doing his own quiet hot lol about it as he nods ‘you’re my favourite’ because coming for all his parents lines, soz, unhooking said bra because nobody will ever know while she’s still this clothed, except y’all because simply must and be touching her, really taking his time about this because again the novelty and how little they have touched before]

Dolly: [nuzzling his thumb and hand because you feel like you’re coming undone with every new moment of this ‘I’ll be yours if you’ll have me’ so seriously, your trembling voice devolving into a moan on the yours and me in particular, again, we aren’t loud so it’s okay, arching our back so our boobs are at your face height because you have to see how hard our nips are now]

Adonis: [the totally involuntary way his hips move when she’s doing her quiet moans because dead about it, making a point to take his touches from the soft kind of exploratory stroking vibe they were on her back and chest and stomach, as well as her boobs, of course, to actually concentrating on properly playing with those nips like he means it]

Dolly: [‘I want to be a very, very naughty girl for you’ basically just mouthed at you now, the slightest of sound being allowed to leave our body in fear any more will have us fully losing it, grinding against your involuntary hip thrusts with the very, very]

Adonis: [his eyes widening comically almost as he follows what she was saying there, resting his head against her chest and using his mouth to do kisses over the material of her top, really soft and little so there’s no gross spit or any kind of giveaway, putting a nip in his mouth with the same energy, really lightly, whilst his hands are doing the most still underneath there, all the sensations ever happening, because it goes without saying he’s meeting every single of her movements happening in his lap too]

Dolly: [very lightly tilting his head up towards you so you make eye contact as he’s so gently sucking ‘my darling boy’ just being the most from the off because we have no choice, we’re lost in this moment, burying his head in our chest when we can’t deal with the sight any longer]

Adonis: [call her darling in French because it’s just cherie and way more chill than the absolutely insane pet names sulu are gonna be throwing at each other as well as something you’d actually know because school teaches nothing useful lol, cute that you wanna get your french on honestly though sir, and making out dramatically af again]

Dolly: [tell him that you ache in French, whether that’s something he’d understand or not simply because you need to say it, fully taking this opportunity to do the most blatant and indecent french kissing you have thus far, slipping your unhooked bra off your shoulders and handing it to him, your hands between your super close bodies]

Adonis: [I love all of that for y’all, what a vibe, I’m sure you’ve layered sir because it’s december, so take as many off as you can without fully being topless in this car, all the while making out in your indecently french manner, I like to think that he understood the vibe if not the words, so really ramping up this dry humping action too, slipping that thumb from before under the underwear waistband and starting to touch her just with it]

Dolly: [the way we have to lick very pointedly down your jawline to your ear because we have to talk to you immediately right now ‘I’ve been this wet for you all day, it’s such delicious agony’ just moving with the kind of blatant intention you know exactly what we want ‘Can I touch you?’ as we’re nibbling your earlobe and playing with your hair again, tugging it when we feel we need to]

Adonis: [really doing the most it’s possible to with a single thumb all of a sudden in contrast to his again explorative and almost tentative moves before to start with because DYING about everything she’s saying and doing, he’d be biting his lip SO hard rn to not do more than the ridiculous breathing he already is, doing a more dramatic nod than is necessary for the hair pulling and earlobe things ‘I can’t go another second without you touching me’ dramatic but it feels true]

Dolly: [the GASP we’re doing against your neck to muffle it from arousing suspicion because there’s no way not to do it, letting our teeth graze across your skin as we do, breath hot and wet ‘I can’t possibly see your parents when I’m obsessing over you pounding me into your bed upstairs’ like a true FYI because we’re so entirely focused on you and one part of you in particular now we’ve been given permission to have our hands under your clothes and around your dick]

Adonis: [‘We got you out of your house without being noticed, we can sneak you into mine’ the way this would literally take him forever to say and how frankly ridiculous it would sound because too overwhelmed right here and right now, excuse him giving her the first lovebite ever afterwards, on her collarbone where it’ll be covered by clothes like see, look how sneaky we can be, it’s fine]

Dolly: [‘You can keep me hidden, tie me up and lock me away when you’re done with me’ excuse you getting carried away but the sensations are truly overwhelming now, tightening our grip when you give us this lovebite so we don’t make a !! noise about it ‘cos we know it’d be loud ‘make me yours’ into a kiss we have to initiate for the same reasons]

Adonis: [saying ‘our secret’ like he did earlier, but in french this time because not difficult at all so you easily could ‘I swore and I swear, again’ likewise, definitely at a volume the driver can hear because he’s !! hence the french other than the fact you’re y’all and it’s a mood, pressing down into the lovebite he just did as he essentially grabs her when she tightens her own grip, and obviously kissing her back like his life depends on it ‘but you have to know, I’ll never be done with you’ in English this time because in her ear, taking his turn to do the most with her earlobe while he also finally uses more fingers to touch her with, getting a proper rhythm going]

Dolly: [repeating this back with all the enthusiasm because we love everything about it ‘a boy like you deserves a girl like me to be a filthy whore for you and you alone’ frenching the filthy whore as if that makes it less obvious because at this point we’re losing it and are entirely taken over by how you’re touching us all over ‘all night, you said’]

Adonis: [‘I should’ve said the entire [the maths on how long they have until uni plus how long his course is, which I think is like 6 years? If I’m wrong you know what I mean] at least’ because you wanna say forever but you’re trying to be less extra than your parents and sisters so]

Dolly: [kissing down his collarbone now with ferocity because him saying that has made you feral and he needs his own matching hidden lovebite ‘you need this pussy?’ in French but I feel like the vibe translates purely by how we are fucking ourself against your fingers as we say it]

Adonis: [when you’ve gotta bite your free hand so you don’t make what you consider to be too loud of a noise, even though we all know by the standards of some other characters it wouldn’t be, at least not yet, I like to think you might get louder as time goes on and you allow yourself to]

Dolly: [taking your hand away but just so you can cover it in some of your own wetness to use on him, STARING at him because entranced by his adorable reactions here]

Adonis: [pulling her into another kiss, gently, by her hair but purely so he can then bite her lip as hard as he just bit his knuckle or wherever like she needs to feel it rn immediately]

Dolly: [moan into his mouth and bottom out on his fingers so he knows in return how much you liked that, entirely fucking up his hair with your free hand doing the most to replicate ‘tell me, what you were thinking about when you said I’d look good in Oxford?’]

Adonis: [‘Us studying together, distracting each other from it, you walking across campus and through the gardens, the sun making new freckles on your face and over your shoulders, I’d carry your books in the library, you’d sit there with a pen behind your ear or in your mouth’ just rambling shamelessly here, living your best fantasy but will be a reality life]

Dolly: [the way we are really going hard and making you fuck our hand with increasing desperation because this is everything we want ‘Am I your girlfriend?’ we mean at Oxford but admittedly sounds like we mean now because too into this fantasy to differentiate from  current reality]

Adonis: [the ‘yes’ is indecent but also the most sincere ever and could not be said with more feeling because he couldn’t mean it more, for then or for rn, no notes]

Dolly: [‘Oh I’m your girlfriend’ as the loudest moan we have so far, it couldn’t be any more mutual]

Adonis: [saying ‘you’re my girlfriend’ in french, of course, he has to do it + ‘and I really, really like you’ also in french, with so much verbal and physical emphasis on the reallys which are getting added to in french and english over and over because he’s DYING]

Dolly: [I know we’re gonna die over this, physically folding in half ‘cos we can’t keep ourself upright remotely, LOOKING up at him in a way that we hope translates you need to cum or I am going to put you in my mouth because it’s right there now and we want to do nothing more but know we should not]

Adonis: [LOOKING back at her as he undoes this seatbelt because there could not be a clearer non-verbal way of telling her he wants her to do it, soz that all chill has left this car and this boy’s brain, he’s clearly so close to fully losing it himself after the way she just did]

Dolly: [kissing him over his boxers with the total opposite vibe to the way he was being so soft and deliberate earlier ‘cos there is neither the time nor desire to slow down now, pushing him out of the fly in his boxers straight into your mouth so you aren’t exposing him technically, just here to suck the cum straight out of you until you have none left to give us]

Adonis: [the ‘oh my god’ is a whisper in that !! frantic kind of way when you literally don’t have a voice cos you’re so shook, this boy cannot cope atm in the best way because nothing like this has ever happened to him before]

Dolly: [when you’re still here despite the fact he’s done because you can’t help yourself and you need him inside you in this way for as long as you’re getting away with it, the fact that you are making your moan vibrate around him, putting his hands in your hair]

Adonis: [‘I made it a rule I’d never call a girl babe, baby, angel or princess, and you’re making it impossible for me to stick to’ not me literally on purpose picking every pet name your dad has called your mum, what a savage drag]

Dolly: [barely moving to say ‘en francais’ but enough that it’s not a garbled mess, like it doesn’t count in french, it’s okay]

Adonis: [do it in french, cos again, none of those are hard, taking his time to genuinely try out each one, time he has because of how hard it would be to get words out rn, we know]

Dolly: [shuddering with each one, pushing him further into your mouth, trying to do the most without choking about it]

Adonis: [doing your own shudders in response to hers because of how it feels, pulling her hair more and more each time]

Dolly: [finding your bra from wherever it got lost in this sesh and using it to play with him so you can look up at him for a moment ‘what am I calling you?’ using this lace to its full teasing advantage]

Adonis: [‘What do you want to call me?’ his breath and voice catching a little at different points because of her antics but holding the eye contact really steadily]

Dolly: [going bright red and looking away because you have some ideas but now you’re shy, not shy enough to stop on anything, in fact you’re looking back at him for a moment of this steady eye contact before trying to have him in your mouth with the bra still in place so you can trace the lace patterns with your tongue]

Adonis: [when you were gonna give it the whole tell me vibe but then she’s doing all that and you absolutely 1000% have no desire to stop her even for a second, finding her hand and SQUEEZING it because that feels really good and he’s into it]

Dolly: [playing with his hand the way he has yours, distractedly though it is ‘cos we are focusing on this and making you feel as good as we can]

Adonis: [meanwhile you focus on staying quiet, boy, because we all know his breathing is getting more extra again in response to all this attention, he’s a teenage boy, when and how is he not easily turned on and she’s really giving it her all]

Dolly: [should be evil and say the driver does a cough or something that makes you think they’ve clocked what you’re up to to make you stop and get up like a shot casually, here in the mortified silence feeling like you just got caught, despite the fact the driver hasn’t said anything]

Adonis: [Winnie approves, and it’s real tbf, not us just reaching for a cockblock where there isn’t and doesn’t need to be one, oh the awkward af re-dress and shuffle in your seat, unable to look at each other for a sec, until he spots something random stuck to her from this car floor or something like that which amuses y’all and breaks the tension]

Dolly: [soz you care more than some insane characters currently about being caught and the like and this is a good time to show this lmao; picking this thing off of you and flicking it in his general direction like oi you lol]

Adonis: [it’s important to show too, because yeah you do unlike so many of the others, hence I’m letting this silence stretch for a while despite his lil smile when she flicks the thing at him, mouthing a sorry in her direction awkwardly before opening his window to throw the thing out and then point his flushed af face into the breeze from said window and look out for a sec]

Dolly: [shrug that sorry off because it’s absolutely mutually your fault that you’re both this embarrassed now so he doesn’t need to apologise to you, you were doing what you wanted to be doing and we’re not going to protest otherwise, but this silence can stay, only uncomfortable in the sense you think that driver saw some shit but not, from our POV, uncomfortable with you, at least we’re hoping so]

Adonis: [eventually, when you’ve had time to calm down and the driver hasn’t done or said anything, close your window and angle your body more towards her even if you’re still facing forward technically, and pick up her hand and play with it, tentatively almost but nevertheless] 

Dolly: [look down at your hands and then back up at him and smile, giving his hand a squeeze that is basically the ‘how are you?’ from your hi, how are you moment]

Adonis: Unfortunately, I didn’t consider the possibility I’m not good at keeping secrets, especially when it involves how much I want you

Dolly: Maybe it’s okay if the driver knows, we’re behaving now

Adonis: And we’ll be there soon

Dolly: and I can say hi to your parents, if we need to

Dolly: That would seem less suspicious than if we got caught sneaking around

Adonis: I’ve already told my mum I was going to have someone over, but I didn’t say you, in case you didn’t want me to

Dolly: We’ve got things in common, we could have found that out at the party

Dolly: I’m not suggesting you have to say anything beyond that, you’re being the perfect gentleman, after-all

Adonis: I’m wary of giving too much away if it’ll mean my sister finds out, and in turn, yours

Dolly: I can’t imagine they’ll hang out much longer anyway, I barely understand why they would be now

Dolly: but no, we’re just going to be friends, my parents are away, you can tell them that

Adonis: I have other friends who are girls, my mum won’t think anything of it

Dolly: Perfect

Adonis: They’re actually just friends though

Dolly: Yeah?

Dolly: [smiling over at him for a sec like 😏]

Adonis: I’d hate for you to think I make a habit of inviting beautiful girls to my house for the night

Dolly: Then I’ll do my best to believe I’m special

Adonis: You really are

Dolly: I didn’t think everything you said was just heat of the moment

Adonis: Another relief, not that I’m ever going to mind reassuring you about how much you mean to me

Dolly: [lean against him slightly whilst still staying in your own seat]

Dolly: I really, really like you too

Adonis: Can I kiss you?

Dolly: Yes please

Adonis: [lean and kiss her cheek, the corner of her mouth and then her mouth, with slightly less chill each time but still keeping it soft and not too feral]

Dolly: [holding either side of his face as a grounding technique here so you don’t immediately lose yourself again because it would be SO easy but we’re trying]

Adonis: [doing the same back and LOOKING at her for a beat with the biggest heart eyes, taking a breath that’s lowkey shaky because still so !! and so easy to be just like my boo said]

Dolly: [and who can blame you, this is a true bolt from the blue situation, we were just trying to get the goss on your crazy sister at the start of this conversation and here we are mere hours later, so mirror his unsteady breathing and pull him back into you for a deeper kiss about it]

Adonis: [it escalated madly in a way we rarely let ourselves do these days and I’m personally living for because neither of you would seem the type at first glance, god bless, tell her in french ‘I want you desperately’ speaking fully against her lips cos not moving a mm away]

Dolly: [neither of you would’ve expected it for yourselves either which is what is making it all the wilder, you’re both romantic nerds clearly, under the seriousness and the rest ‘you have me desperately’ also in French in the same into your mouth manner]

Adonis: [the exact same kind of lil !! noise he made the first time he ever made one in response because it’s the only suitable one]

Dolly: [be holding both his hands and put them on your waist, far more tentatively than before but still]

Adonis: [pulling her closer to him within the realms of what this seatbelt will allow because not going to undo it this time but do need her nearer as he kisses her again]

Dolly: [when the restraint is killing you in the best way and also the worst ‘how close are we?’ in french ‘cos we don’t want the driver to answer lmao]

Adonis: [answer her likewise in French cos don’t want him getting involved or knowing what they are chatting about cos it’ll sound like you’re being all hurry the fuck up please thanks to the frustration in his voice that they aren’t there already]

Dolly: [not trying to be rude but also this does not concern you, mind ya business ‘not close enough’ too real for everything you’re feeling right now]

Adonis: [pulling her closer before she’s even finished her sentence because duh, even if he has to lowkey yank her seatbelt to get the give needed, again mind your business please mr]

Dolly: [looking at him with massive heart eyes and brushing your fingers against his lips again and then his cheeks and his brows and then ending up in his hair as per ‘you’re stupidly handsome’]

Adonis: [‘you’re flawless’ soz coming for your dad’s lines again but am I soz really, no, as he’s doing little kisses over her whole face and neck until he ends up at her collarbone where the lovebite is and so he’s just going over and over it like he’s trying to kiss it better]

Dolly: [pulling your body closer to him via this hair pull you’re doing, pushing into how good it feels and how much it gets to you that he’s paying it so much attention, ‘cos you know he really meant to do it and it wasn’t just an accident]

Adonis: [running his hands over her body as he continues to do this until the little kisses over this lovebite inevitably become more because can’t leave it alone now he’s started, special shoutouts to her back where her bra clasp would be if she’d put it back on and the boobs themselves that are just there free and chilling + her lower back and waist]

Dolly: [just here living our best life lowkey, where the only concern is keeping our reactions chill enough that we don’t have to stop again ‘will you do the same with your mouth?’ again, in French, because that’s not something that could be said out of a saucy context]

Adonis: [LOOKING at her for a sec to check his french is right and she’s asking him what he thinks she is, even though it clearly is we just wanna have a moment of eye contact like !!]

Dolly: [‘When we’re in your room’ hurriedly ‘cos imagine, you’ve already nearly been caught once in this car ‘have you done that before?’ maintaining this eye contact too]

Adonis: [a smirk at how quickly she got that out there but his eyes are very much saying he wouldn’t hesitate bitch, right here and right now, because soz to this driver but feels and hormones are raging ‘not yet’ because I very much assume not, I imagine you did some hardcore making out with this girl, maybe touched each other up a bit at the most before the long distance made things fizzle out cos your parents wouldn’t be letting you galavant back and forth to Dublin all the time, short flight or not]

Dolly: [slowly shaking your head in the surely not way when you don’t quite believe someone but also we are clearly THINKING about it and the way you smirked didn’t help matters ‘I’m not as good as you’ with a little nudge in his chest because we don’t believe we can be as quiet as you managed to be there until we had to stop ‘it’s easy, I’ll make it’ like I plan on being as expressive about what feels good as I can when we’re not in this car]

Adonis: [He’s clearly THINKING about it too and intending to take it very seriously and do the most, but here in this moment, letting her feel that like his mother he has bitten the inside of his cheek to absolute shit in order to stay quiet while all that was occurring ‘I’m not nervous’ like still, as I told you before, you’ve calmed them all]

Dolly: [🥺 and kissing him as if you can kiss the inside of his mouth better, when really this is just an excuse for more french kissing and we all know it ‘good’ when you can bear to take a second to breathe, because he has nothing to be nervous about, you’re both having a good time here, no doubt about that]

Adonis: [saying ‘I’m ready’ in French even though there is no doubt, purely just for the emphasis and to be able to emphasise it more by continuing to kiss indecently until this car literally stops and you both realise you’ve been making out the whole rest of the way to his gaff like oh we’re here]

Dolly: [looking around literally confused like is there proper standstill traffic and then looking around like oh shit because you are a bit nervous about this, parents are an unknown entity to you, all the adults you know beyond your grandparents are weird so God knows how this could go, from your POV]

Adonis: [getting out and doing the gentlemanly thing of literally running to open her door and then help her out of this car because he knows it’s a lot and his parents can be a lot, hence pulling her into a hug as this car pulls away like it’ll be okay without having to say it, and once they’ve hugged, looking her over and fixing her hair/clothes with a reassuring smile]

Dolly: [trying to act as casual as you can because the truth you also know to be gospel in your mind is that no one else’s family is ever as weird as yours but that means you’ll be the one acting weird if you’re not careful, so we’re keeping quiet but still smiling at you, sorting your hair for you, if a little absentmindedly because we’re freaking out slightly]

Adonis: [it’s okay gal, he’s got you, leading her by the hand to the front door and getting greeted by whatever pets you have in this era that would greet you whether that’s a dog or a cat or both or plurals of both, taking her coat and hanging it up in the coat cupboard and leading her through to the family room kitchen etc bit of the gaff because I know damn well your mother is waiting up for you boy even if it’s late by now cos she’s that bitch, dropping her hand literally just before they get there for the just friend vibes tho obvs, introducing her/being like you remember Dolly from the party and telling his mum a bit about their day in the vaguest terms ever while also offering this gal a drink or anything to eat etc etc, being like we’re gonna go watch [insert a film that has peeps going to oxford in it so y’all can live that fantasy, hopefully at the beginning because I know how distracted y’all will get] in a sec nbd nbd]

Dolly: [do your best to be polite and engaged whilst still being shy about it because you’d wanna try because you know how these people feel about your mother for good reason and you don’t want to come across like another bitch (like your sister very much does) but I can’t act like you’d be absolutely killing this hun, it’s okay, even if she’s a lot, Rio is a nice person, she’s not gonna be like who the fuck is this, even if she is slightly stunned it is you when y’all walk in lmao, accept his offer of a drink but do the I’ll have something if you are re. Food]

Adonis: [It’s okay gal, he sees you trying and he appreciates it and don’t worry I fully imagine Buster will appear at some point to come and get his missus like come on, what are you doing leave these kids to it, and he definitely won’t be expecting her and will be stunned even though he’ll style it out and purely be like UM to Rio in private later, meanwhile doing mind this boy just lowkey assembling a little charcuterie board of boujee snacks that they probably won’t even eat, which betrays he is a lil bit nervous too, esp when his dad appears]

Dolly: [we’re all a bit nervous now but that’s to be expected all things considered, we know why this is awkward but it’s not like a slanging match is going to start about it or anything of the like, get this woman upstairs so you can breathe a sigh of relief]

Adonis: [A weird situation for everyone but it’s not as if he brought Chlo herself into the gaff so, go chill in your former playroom now teen hangout which I imagine has like a massive projector for films, cos this is where you take your friends and have therefore gotta stay until ruster are in bed, hitting her with a not at all casual ‘how are you?’ when they’re there]

Dolly: [situate yourself on the sofa moment and take something from this charcuterie board to have before you answer, giving you the time to get over the adrenaline of that encounter, nod because you’re okay, this is just the reality of your life with a mother like Chlo ‘you?’ because you had to really take the lead with all of that and we could feel your own tension about it]

Adonis: [do a ca va with a lil smile because french will always make y’all feel better and I love that it’s both the question and answer to how are you as if she asked it in french, pop off french peeps, sitting as close as physically possible to her and putting an arm around her because that’ll make you feel better too]

Dolly: [smile back at him and cuddle under his arm ‘they’re nice’ ‘cos don’t want you to think we’re like oh my god I hate your parents when that’s clearly not the vibe]

Adonis: [a nod cos you can’t dispute that really even though they do your head in because you’re a teen, put this film on and let the oxford scenes and scenery play out while y’all just cuddle like this will be us]

Dolly: [keep peeping at him but also get swept up in the fantasy of this too because you’re as invested]

Adonis: [we know he’s watching her face and reactions more than he is the actual film that he’s clearly seen before to know these scenes exist, doing a whispered commentary like the one he did in the car before of all the things it’ll be them doing as they’re unfolding on this screen]

Dolly: [squeezing his hand HARD ‘cos you’re trying to watch but also you’re dying because never has anything been more romantic and you can’t deal at all]

Adonis: [laugh when something wild ends up happening because it’s a film like lol okay that won’t be us, shamelessly reaching over her to get and then feed her a snack from this charcuterie board, blatantly leaning his whole body over her in such a hot way then feeding her in such a hot way]

Dolly: [😍 at his laugh and feeling your body relax more and more until you’re shamelessly checking him out as his body is looming over you ‘do you treat all your friends like this?’]

Adonis: [the sofa they are on is blatantly big enough for y’all to lie, I’m sure, so manoeuvring her until she fully is ‘you’re special, remember?’]

Dolly: [making your own lil !! noise at this manoeuvre because he’s being hot, you’re a teenage girl so you can’t agree but do a nod ‘I remember’ like yes you did say that lol]

Adonis: [shamelessly lying with her here, basically on top of her because y’all haven’t had the space or privacy to do that yet at any point ‘What else?’ like what else do you remember, in the saucy vein of now what shall we do]

Dolly: [instead hit him with the Oxford speech from the car almost verbatim like I remember you saying all this too, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling into it]

Adonis: [the heart eyes have never been bigger because you don’t understand how hard I’m having to try not to write ILY after she said that speech, dare I do this literally on day 1, that’s insane even for y’all lol, do a happy sigh instead]

Dolly: [we all know how y’all feel right now but it would be insanity to voice it, so kiss him, after a quick glance over the back of this sofa like anyone is gonna come strolling in]

Adonis: [enjoy the fact that you get to have a makeout sesh lying down which you haven’t been able to do yet and is shamelessly close to being able to be together in his bed which we all know you’re both THINKING about, but before you do, him following her glance but pulling a blanket off the back of the sofa to wrap them both in so it’s even more bed vibes]

Dolly: [this will be a relatively new experience for you too because I’m sure you weren’t going to your teacher’s bedroom and he certainly wasn’t coming to yours, just properly cuddling here and touching his bare skin under his t-shirt]

Adonis: [this boy just taking it off with no fucks given because his sisters clearly don’t use this room any more now they are uni age and barely at home and it’s v unlikely ruster are gonna bowl in when they are too busy gossiping about y’all rn so, enjoy the fact you can be topless sir because there was no getting away with that in the taxi, the adorable muddle you’d be getting in because won’t stop kissing her to do this]

Dolly: [biting our lip because too into how bold you’re being and the fact we can fully get our first proper look at your body in a way you could not in the taxi or would have at an engagement party lol ‘damn’ in the quietest voice ever even though you could be much louder now you’re in here with a film on]

Adonis: [and he’s not getting his body out on socials if you’d stalked him cos he barely uses them, so it really is a first look and he’d have a good body already because of all the sports he does, really pressing it against hers like she needs to feel every muscle and how soft every bit of his skin is, hitting her with her en francais move like if you wanna swear more hardcore it won’t count in french, cos neither of them are the kind of peeps dropping f and c bombs casually in their day to day life obvs]

Dolly: [‘your body is fucking incredible’ en francais as you’re holding him even tighter against you, gently scratching your nails all the way down his back but it’s still !! despite not being hard]

Adonis: [‘it’s yours now, it’s for you’ in english, his voice catching because of the GASP he’s gotta do when she starts scratching him, arching his back into it so there’s more pressure being applied involuntarily]

Dolly: [shaking your head again like you do not believe him because how can this be ‘but you’re so-’ instead of finishing that sentence, using these claws in his back to move yourself down slightly so you can give him another lovebite that’s more on his chest than collarbone, so still hideable but even more extra]

Adonis: [‘I’m your boyfriend’ like remember as she’s shaking her head cos gotta believe me thank you, absolutely losing it over that lovebite though and making the loudest sound he has so far, which isn’t but would feel like it to y’all]

Dolly: [smothering his entire chest and neck in kisses because both of those things were EVERYTHING and how else are you gonna let him know beyond literally worshipping his body rn]

Adonis: [we’re gonna have to say that her top has buttons all the way down it so he can not at all casually take his time undoing each one and likewise kissing all the skin he uncovers but leaving it on her just hanging open for the absolute mood and a moment that is, taking so much time over these antics, from the first to last button, including of course getting to actually put both of her nips in his mouth properly, giving her a lovebite where the top ends, lowkey on her hip, cos also totally hideable but ridiculously extra]

Dolly: [when this has escalated in a very obvious way but you’re still somehow shooketh to be here and this exposed, WATCHING him like it’s your job, casually shaking about his naked skin being on yours ‘shit’ in french, of course]

Adonis: [looking up at her from where his head is practically between her legs already, the same look she gave him in the car before because do need your enthusiastic consent to escalate things further and be more feral ‘I know we aren’t in my room, but we are alone’ like please let me do this rn immediately thank you]

Dolly: [in response lifting your hips up off this sofa to pull down whatever you have on your bottom half but leaving your pants on so he can do that part as you put them on for him]

Adonis: [take a sec to appreciate that gesture again, turning her head though via holding her jaw how he did before so she has to watch this film because I imagine there’s a makeout or v tame sex scene playing that is nothing like the antics that are about to ensue between y’all but 1. He likes moving her and 2. Then they aren’t looking at each other while he’s angling and manoeuvring her body too, pressing down on the new hip lovebite while he’s at it because too !! in this moment, especially because he’s taking this v seriously so he isn’t taking her underwear off yet and is instead echoing her earlier car lace antics by playing with the waistband in his mouth, pulling it so his teeth graze her skin but only through the fabric, and kissing her the same way, doing the same with the leg lace, enjoying touching her thigh for the first time ever, probably doing his own version of lil scratches with varying pressure as well as kisses, just having a lovely time covering all the ground her pants do with those kinds of kissing and licking and teeth grazing antics etc etc, trying everything out until he gets to where he needs to be and then he’s really doing the most he can with fabric deliberately in the way, sucking on her foof lips as if this is a makeout sesh and pushing his tongue against her for what would feel like forever but clearly isn’t cos that romance is still unfolding on the projector screen]

Dolly: [doing your best impression of someone intensely focused on this scene but it’s background noise and blurred colours and light at best because you are beyond unable to focus on anything but the sensations that he is eliciting right now and being unable to tell where he’s moving next and what part of his mouth he’s going to use is making it even more intense for you ‘you’re so-’ when your own voice sounds like it’s coming from miles away to you because you’re not in control of the noises you’re making or what you’re managing to say ‘wow’]

Adonis: [me like stop accidentally teasing and torturing her please, I know it’s cos you’re overwhelmed af too sir and everything is so new and you’re so into it, but this poor gal is dying here lol, move her underwear to one side so you can finally do something without them fully in your way and tell her ‘you taste fucking incredible’ with the fucking incredible being in french obvs so it’s the same as how she told him his body looked earlier because simply must before you actually then do remove these pants and start to really go at it]

Dolly: [you’re allowed to take your time boy, given it is your first time, lots of foreplay for her is the most logical route to take lbr but that doesn’t mean the way we moan your name when you’re fully going for it doesn’t basically double as a THANK YOU]

Adonis: [saying his own french swear word like shit or something as a lil quiet moan when she does hers, LOOKING up at her for a sec because okay damn, so glad he’s doing well here and of course then getting right back at it and going harder about it to reward her for how hot that was]

Dolly: [when no encouraging smile back would hit as hard as the blissed out LOOK we’re just managing to give back to you because we can’t deal with how good it feels ‘I’m so-’ who even knows, there are many ways you could end that sentence but are not ‘cos you have to bite your lip immediately]

Adonis: [god bless these nerds, nobody can cough and interrupt you now, live your best lives, which they so are, the way it’s BEYOND mutual too, even though he isn’t touching himself or being touched I can tell you that without a shadow of a doubt when she cums he’s gonna cum all over himself too, everything is just that !!]

Dolly: [this will kill us because there’s no way that was the vibe of either man you have slept with like it would take you a moment to collect yourself and recognise that that just actually happened, getting yourself up however inelegantly because you’re dead but you also need to be holding him and having your face level with his rn thank you ‘you liked it that much?’ question even though it should be a statement ‘cos duh]

Adonis: [get you a man who, cos it isn’t Gabe and it’s certainly not that teacher, my boo is so right for that, LOOKING at her and holding the sides of her face as if to steady himself how she did earlier like allow me to get my shit together because his breathing is absolutely insane rn ‘you’re so hot, I couldn’t help myself’ not at all like a sorry and very much like I’m not soz and I simply HAD TO, obvious as that is]

Dolly: [shaking your head that he is holding ‘cos no you and kissing him with as much insistence about it ‘you make me hot’ as punctuation between increasingly indecent kisses that devolves into fully making out as messily as you have ever ‘cos there’s no chill now]

Adonis: [I love that y’all are giving your all to a feral makeout when you’re this dead, no chill ever is exactly it, eventually taking her hand and leading her, however unsteadily to one of the guest bedrooms that as far as the fam is concerned is her bedroom for the night, because instead of chill being found he is taking her into the ensuite cos you can’t tell me they wouldn’t love to shower together, not only do you get to see each other fully naked for the first time but you also get to wash each other’s bodies and hair and smell the same from whatever boujee toiletries are in there for guests, it’s all ideal and romantic, as well as practical for the mess y’all just got yourselves in]

Dolly: [it is a v romantic idea, and you have long af hair girl so you can hide in it should you start feeling self-conscious again at any moment but you’re having too nice a time to go full teenage girl about it here and now]

Adonis: [and when you get out (which at some point you’re gonna have to because you’ll get worked up af and can’t have your first time in a shower when she has no reason to be on the pill or have an implant or anything when she hasn’t slept with anyone since teachergate, why would you put that in your body when you don’t have to, so y’all are gonna have to kick your contraception old school) he’s gonna lie her on top of this bed and wrap them both up in the same big soft fluffy towel the way he did with the blanket on the sofa for that parallel, to snuggle her and comb through her hair with his fingers ‘Do you want to wait?’ obvs meaning until we’re in my room and my bed for a first time to happen]

Dolly: [just staring at him from in this cocoon, wiping a water droplet from his face before it falls ‘do you?’ because thinking you mean it in a more not today sense perhaps and we don’t want to say no to that if that’s what you want, of course]

Adonis: [‘I don’t know if I can’ just blurting that out so honestly and sincerely while he’s looking at her lying there looking like that ‘They’re definitely still awake and discussing us’ when you just know what your parents are like and what hot awks goss this is]

Dolly: [doing a small but very real smile at this confession because the feeling is mutual ‘do you think they’re going to interrupt?’ as a genuine question]

Adonis: [‘I hope not’ with a face that’s giving all the emphasis to that, because imagine]

Dolly: [loling at his face like well yeah, that’s not ideal ‘we’re further away from them up here’ with a casual shrug]

Adonis: [‘and this is your room’ like technically we’re not doing anything wrong if we are feral in here]

Dolly: [‘just remember to change the sheets tomorrow’ like don’t let your mum do it and see any evidence, making a face like soz, ‘cos that was not romantic but it is realistic]

Adonis: [we all know he was already nodding like okay valid point because it is realistic and he was right there with her on the idea so then he’s gotta smile when she makes that face like oh what are we like lol]

Dolly: [nudging his shoulder with your head in the same oh, us, way because you’re amused but the nerves are of course slightly there in the background still ‘your bed would be better but the location is here so’]

[seraandthebees]

Thanks @spindleweedss for tagging me in Some Questions! 💕 tagging @talloseye @anxiousnutmeg @dwarvenwarden and anyone else who feels like it!!

Nickname: I don’t really have one haha - open to ideas though! Feel free to send me asks!

Sign: no U-turn

Height: 5’3”

Last thing I googled: Imola etymology

Song I’ve got stuck in my head: Crash by Fit for Rivals

Amount of sleep: like 7 hours usually but when I’ve just finished a term I need something like 9/10 haha

Dream job: I’ve got no idea lol maybe working on fictional language creation?

Wearing: black jumper, black plaid skirt, black fleece leggings because it’s cold

Movies/Books that Summarise You: not sure I have any, you know. Night at the museum has been a favourite film of mine for years but not sure it summarises me or anything like that.

Favourite song: Lost and Lonely by the Rasmus is my current favourite but I have a list of favourites somewhere bc I can’t confine myself to one 😅

Instrument: I used to play the flute years ago but I haven’t picked it up in a long time. I wasn’t very good no matter how much time I put into it haha! My favourite to listen to though is the cello

Aesthetic: I kinda just look how I wanna look without thinking too much about any aesthetic tbh. Something alternative I guess if I had to put a name on it? Mainly I just have messy eyeliner and look tired though 😂

Favourite author: I’m gonna sound like a snob for saying this but Apollonius of Rhodes bc I love the Argonautica. The story is really exciting and it’s the perfect mix of reacting to other texts and creating a new spin on those stories.

Random fun fact: I can inhale and completely close my nostrils up and it’s my favourite party trick :)

#tag game #hannah lore

[cyberp-1-nk]

Okay....I got an idea for Masky and Addict!

So they both went on a bit of a rough mission, afterwards they go to a bar to wind down a bit and Addict drinks maybe a little too much....when that happens she tends to be a bit more honest and she ends up spilling some of her feelings for Masky and how she may or may not have a itsy bitsy, little crush on him and she thinks hes kinda handsome.

She also confesses she's liked him like this for a while but she never really said anything about it and afterwards she kinda falls asleep and poor Masky has to bring her back and make sure she doesn't do anything too stupid.

Bonus points if she later wakes up a bit more sober and realizes everything she's said and completely freaks out lmao-

If this is too much then I totally understand! I won't be mad if you choose not to do this but regardless thank you! Also I have lots of ideas for your request, I think you'll like it! :))

Drunken Confessions - Simp Party

Synopsis; After a long day, Addict and Masky decide to relax at a bar.

Cw; Small hints at smut, if you squint.

Note: This really didn't come out the way I wanted it to, I apologize 😅 I might do a rewrite on this. Feel free to send any more requests though!

Word count: 6135

From the lazy spin of the fans, to the recumbent light of eventide that will soon be starlit black, the bar soaks in the ambiance of this good night. The smell of old wood, alcohol and a slight hint of spices envelops Addict, as she put the glass to her lips and dipped her head back so the alcohol would slide down her throat much easier. The whiskey burned down her throat and all the way down into the pit of her stomach, feeling the bitter aftertaste of the liquor on her tongue, then slammed the shot glass back down onto the table for what seemed like the hundredth time.

She was shit-faced drunk.

“You're really enjoying yourself, huh?” Masky took the glass and put the rim to his mouth, tilting some of the wine into his lips. He wasn't as drunk as Addict, in-fact, he had barely touched the wine. He had been too interested with the woman beside him, an amused breath left him as he witnessed her take another swig of her whiskey.

"I-I'd e–e-enjoy anywhere, as long as it's with you~" She slurred, leaning towards him with a drunken smile stretched across her face. Her smile ever so slightly widening as she had noticed his flustered expression, his face tinting with slight pink. He then shook his head, telling himself it was the alcohol talking. 

Masky then watched as Addict fell forward, landing on his lap. He felt his face burn in embarrassment, he thought of anything awful to compose himself, “Have enough whiskey to drink?” 

 

“H-has anyone ever told you, you're— hot as fuck?" She hiccuped, turning her head and her brown eyes glared up at him. "—No joke, I've had a tiny crush on you, you're just so.." she shifted his body more comfortably and crossed his arms, closing her eyes and letting out a sigh, not knowing how much it had been affecting Masky's lower regions. He stared down at her, continuing to feel shy about her behavior, "...nice." she finshed.

 

“Are you gonna get up anytime soon?” Masky asked, looking down and trying to move her head out of his lap. He narrowed his eyebrows, 

 

“Noooo— I can't, I don't wanna leave youuuu.” She slightly pouted, "I had a crush on you for a while already— This is my chance to finally be near you.." She trailed off. Masky couldn't help but let his mind drift towards the possibility that maybe she did really reciprocate his feelings— his feelings trailed off in thought, as he had been just becoming increasingly more embarrassed.

Addict shifted her weight once again and her lips brushed a bit against his hand, causing him to shiver. Masky took a silent, deep breath and let it out slowly, trying to calm his nerves somewhat. ‘That’s just the alcohol talking…’ He rested his drink on the arm of the table, hearing the familiar sound of sleepy breathing. Masky put his hand out, feeling like taking his fingers and running it across her head to feel her soft brown hair on his hand. He then pulled his hand away, biting down on his lip and clenching a fist. Masky knew she was now asleep but couldn’t bring himself to do it.

—

The bar was going to close soon, and Masky urgently had to get Addict home anyways— if she had woken up from her drunken nap, she would've done some reckless shit, and he definitely needed to get her home before that had happened.

“Alright, c'mon.” Masky grabbed her head and lifted it off his leg and setting it on the small chair. He stood up, tucking a tuft of hair behind her ear and bending over while placing a hand on her shoulder, “Addict, come on. Wake up, Addict.” He shook her softly, careful not to startle her and earn a swift fist to the face. A groan escaped her lips and her face contorted out of a soft slumber, Masky continuing to shake her shoulder and whisper to her to wake up.

 

“...Huh..?” Her voice asked as her eyes clenched shut tightly and then finally opened. Masky pulled at her arm,

 

“Come on you; let’s get you back to your room.” She pulled her arm from his grasp and leaned up, hissing and rubbing her head,

 

 “God damn headache.” She slouched over herself and rubbed her eyes with the palm of her hand. Masky waved his hand,

 

“Come on, the faster you do this the faster you can sleep.” He coaxed and Addict stood up, stumbling to the side as she lost balance.  

"You alright?” Masky asked quietly, careful not to make too much noise. Addict looked up and her eyes continued to spin,

 

“Yeah...my head just hurts..” She groaned and Masky continued to guide her through the streets. Masky slightly comforted her as the cold night air enveloped them both. She hummed in quiet agreement, following rather obediently now that he'd flagged a taxi. The two of them sat in the upholstered back seat in complete silence. Addict was drifting in and out of an intoxicated nap, her cute nose pressed into the crook of his neck. The weight of her head was surprisingly light on his shoulder.

Masky concentrated on the bleary lights through the dirty window. Anything but the hot breath on his neck. It was driving him absolutely crazy. The woman was unconventionally gorgeous, he knew that. He knew that all too well. His mind unwillingly trails off to what she said once again, could she really have meant such a thing? The thought in his mind burdened him to no end. 

He wanted her with him. He wanted her to love all parts of him; parts he hadn’t allowed Addict to see. 

——

Addict could feel herself coming out of a deep slumber, her eyes moving back and forth under her dark lids. She shifted around on the beda few times and finally popped open her eyes, staring at the bland ceiling above her. She took a look around and saw that she was still in the room. Rolling up on her rump, she crossed her legs and with a groan, lazily rubbed the rest of her sleepiness out of her eyes.

 

“Hope I didn’t sleep in…” She mumbled to herself and looked up at the ceiling with a deep sigh. Lifting her dead weight off the couch, her tired legs shakily held herself up as she stood. Walking down the hallway, a brief memory of last night flashed through her mind. Just a single memory was enough to snap her awake, a bright red blush crept onto her cheeks and she fought back the urge to punch herself in embarrassment. 

"I'm never drinking again.."

#simp party my beloved #simp party #masky and addict hours #Both of these dorks are so cute i cant oml #MASKY JUST TELL HER YOU LOVE HER #LIKE IM NOT EVEN JOKING JUST DO IT #Im about to throw hands with Masky omg

[femmeidiot]

uggghhh ok i just wanna rant for a sec (butch lesbian here). i've had a crush on someone (a femme) for a little over a year now. actually we met on tumblr as mutuals, and we quickly started dming and then talking off-tumblr (discord, imessage, snapchat), and then she deactivated here at some point. but we still talk every single day and we're basically....best friends?? we've definitely flirted and we're obviously extremely close now (i'm pretty sure neither of us really talk to anyone else with that intensity/frequency), we video chat pretty regularly and even started sending each other packages irl....but she's been in a monogamous relationship since before we started talking 😅 that's had its own serious issues and honestly idk how long it will last but of course it's not my place to insert myself in their relationship or give my two cents really on the state of it at all. also she lives on a different continent lol. which in itself has not stopped me before! but yeah, idk. i definitely think about her, a LOT. like....kinda constantly. just things i want to share with her, and questions i have for her. but i also fantasize about her, sexually, quite a bit and have certainly masturbated to the thought of her a number of times. i'm definitely not helping my cause but like...i'm just kinda stuck with these feelings. i don't expect really anything to happen between us for a NUMBER of reasons but. it sucks that we have so much chemistry despite all this, cause i've been trying to be patient and just wait for these feelings to fade and they just. don't 😣

Aw I’m sorry that’s not fun to deal with at all. I hope you can either find someone else to have similar feelings for that things work out between you. If you think you need to have some space from her so you can move on I think that would be good but I know it’s hard when you care about someone a lot. I wish you all the love and happiness in the world.

tell me about your crush.

#Asks

[polyamorousmood]

I have recently discovered? And accepted? (Not sure the terms) that I am polyamorous. My biggest question is really,

Now what?

Congratulations! 🎉

Don't stress the wording, I'm not going to judge people for not knowing or aligning with The Right Terms™️. Whatever feels right to you works. This ain't a vocabulary quiz, no worries.

And the answer to "now what?" well... You live your life. If you're anything like me, you live your life a little more fully from this point on.

Anything more specific than that really depends on your situation and what you want. If you're in a relationship and want it to open in some way, there's probably a conversation to be had with your partner. If you're not dating anyone currently, its widely considered to be something to bring up early with new prospects. If you got a friend you're crushing on, I'd start dropping hints. If its important to you that your friends or family know, you can tell them, and if its not you don't gotta.

If you're looking for more community... you're here! Hang out, ask questions, I'll answer. There's a discord server linking floating somewhere on the blog for what appears to be a pretty cool poly community. Personally, I'd stay away from poly forums, though. They tend to be the same relationship issues rehashed a 143 times and it can be a downer.

If you want, you can start trying to nail down what kind of polyamory you want (some people are good with anything, some people only have one thing that works for them). I want to elaborate on what this means, but that should really be a separate post 😅 Send another ask if you're interested and I'll happily elaborate. But its also chill if you don't wanna dig into all that right now. You can just vibe.

If there's anything specific you want to get at, I'm happy to answer another ask

#ask box is always open #sorry this took so long I am pathologically incapable of giving short answers to asks

[fishstickfeind]

this isn’t really anything related to cars or any fandoms I just kinda wanted to vent/ramble about something lolol

for the past few weeks I’ve been really into ballet, and I really want to get into it but I feel like I won’t be good enough for it since

I don’t look skinny enough

im not flexible

im afraid that my friends or family would make fun of me for it

im afraid that I might experience something traumatic from it

i don’t think I can learn easily

i don’t want to wear a leotard (the thing that most ballerinas wear when they aren’t on stage) because i think I’m gonna look fat in one

i think it’s too late to learn it

and the list goes on

I really wanna try teaching myself the basics but I don’t know if I want to ask my parents for classes or not because of my anxiety from it akdhsjsbs

Completely understandable! I’m here for you and your friend, you can always come to me even if it aint about cars!

I uhh get a little into a zone when it comes to things like this, so if the text is overwhelming and you want me to pump the breaks just say so and I won’t mind one bit :)

Now I know next to nothing about ballet, and I’m not someone who struggles with their body in that sense but I’ve had close people to me that have, so my advice and comfort might be a bit limited but I’ll certainly do what I can :)

Now a lot of people I’ve seen in ballet tend to fit into the “magazine” type people where they have very specific beauty standards that they hold people up to, which is unfortunate cause there are many people that could be lovely ballet dancers and it could use representation, you could think of yourself adding to that representation! The world has different bodies and therefore things like bellet will have different bodies too

I think flexibility is a thing that has to be worked on! Some people are naturally more flexible, but some people will have to do warm up exercises or struggle with it more than others! For example, I’m terrible at mediating. My brain wanders really rapidly and I’m not the greatest at keeping my focus, so I have to push a bit harder for it. You might have to push a bit harder to be flexible but that makes you no less valuable than any other ballet dancer!

This is a completely valid concern, I’m not sure what you’ve been through or what this alludes to, but trying new things can sometimes have upsetting results. But, there’s also an opportunity for something that could go well and you enjoy! It’s okay to be scared and do something while you are scared! You could try starting out with baby steps if it helps, like doing a bit solo in your room or learning a new technique(I don’t know what ballet dancers are tought) and do what you enjoy and are most comfortable with

I’ll be honest, from what I’ve seen I’m not sure if ballet is an easy thing to learn anyways😅 I can only assume it’s somewhat similar to playing an instrument or learning a new sport, where it can take a while to get good at and requires practice, and lots of different people going at different paces with different skill sets, but eventually you will get to the point you want to be at! But from what I’ve learned, a lot of things I tend to enjoy most tend to bug me the most sometimes or be a pain (ex. Drawing, learning about engines, math work, etc.)

Again, I know very little about ballet, but would you have to wear a leotard? I’m not sure about what the rules are at public practice and such but if you’re doing it by yourself or with a friend group you could probably just throw on some comfort clothing and be good! And I’m sure what ever you end up wearin you’ll look just fine! Theres nothing wrong with lookin fat, and if anyone is rude about it send me their contact info and I’ll dig them a grave and burry them in it too

Hey it’s never too late to start!!! If there’s an opportunity for it, then it’s not too late! It’s there and it won’t be going anywhere, it’s your choice when you decide to pick it up :)

I understand the anxiety, and I’m not sure what area you might live in, but I know some people start lessons like swimming, ballet, etc., for groups of people with specified body types, so maybe you could find a group that you would feel comfortable in and join that? Or it might feel awkward at first but you could try zoom meetings or such so it’s virtual and you can leave any time! I’d say start on your own and go at your own pace and once you got your mind set and if you decide to do public classes you can! And the best part? If you do start public classes you can leave at any point! Unless you sign some wacky contracting saying you have to stay I’m pretty sure you or your parents could call and just ask to quit or such :)

#if anything i said came off as hurtful or such do let me know!! #i also wasnt sure how in depth to go so if i went over the top and you want me to dial it down say so :) #genshinwomenarehot #:) you could always have it as a personal hobby and just as a you thing to have if that helps!