#not like top scorer but like

[deviarisa]

some fooliverse!gavin angst:

considering he's taking his certification exam soon, that means he had to endure the constant abuse and discrimination from the academy and his peers just to get the chance to take it

no wonder it's so important to him

#and considering his studiousness #i like to think he's gonna be the top scorer #i picture it like a board exam but idk if that's how it works lol #if anyone writes a fic about this (or abt fooliverse gav in general) tag me pls #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer

[stromer]

call me crazy... but i think hockey belongs in the desert idk

#just like. absolutely gutted that some little kid lost their favorite hockey team today #coolest jerseys in the league... AURA that's just absolutely unmatched on all regards. gone like that #the genuine lack of empathy i've encountered reading comments and what not. these people are actual sickos.... do they even SEE IT? #and ownership ONLY TOLD THE PLAYERS/STAFF BECAUSE THE RELOCATION NEWS GOT LEAKED!!!!!!!!! waht the hell #staff/communities/families/writers/players etc etc are all losing something... like garyb can always Get Bent but these are real ppl! #pouring your heart out into a team for so many years; none of which have been easy just to get this in return #fucking utah.... to play in an arena that is literally not even built for hockey........ like we've lost the plot so incredibly bad esp whe #the top goal scorer in the league is literally from arizona LOL #say all you want abt yotes failing but they knew friendship... they knew love... they knew how to see the world in a grain of sand... #i'm not even a diehard yotes fan but this just blows and az deserves better than this

[larsnicklas]

"so, my grandma messed up and she didn't realize we had a game, so my mom called her after and she shot out of bed and watched the rest of the game, so that was pretty funny."

#brock boeser #vancouver canucks #canucks #nhl #nhledit #hockey #hockeyedit #meg.nucks #meg.gif #meg.all #that's 40-goal scorer brock boeser to all of you and don't you forget it!!! #brock boeser is like. what if you made the most blandly conventionally handsome blonde boy ever. #and gave him blue eyes but not the freaky kind; instead the dark ocean blue kind. #and then you made him SWEET and KIND and GOOD AT HOCKEY on top of all that. #that's crazy #also sorry. these are all nominally the same gif. but i like to think making basically the same gif ten times is part of my charm. #they're NOT the same gif though dw. they ARE different. he was just super smiley <3

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

What if Tom and Jake were identical twins?

The all-important follow-up question: which set of genes did they both inherit in this scenario? Because this is either going to end with them both on the basketball team, or with them neither on the basketball team.

#animorphs #look i do love the idea of them being identical twins *and jake still getting cut* #while tom's still the top scorer for the team #because can you IMAGINE how awful that would be? #but I also feel like no coach on the planet would do such a thing #it would be too sadistic #too awful #coach would be brought up on criminal charges #and coach would deserve it

[galaxywhale]

at my parents for Mother’s Day and mum just pulled out scrabble and I’m like oh noooo 😭 not gonna say no bc it’s mothers day and she wants to play but I hate playing scrabble with my parents bc they’re both so damn good at it and I always lose so badly every time shdjfjkf

#and like #im decent at scrabble #I’m usually one of the top scorers when I play w my friends #but mum and dad get competitive lol

[joeyisourranger]

okay everyone saying cale was in a slump can suck on his 50th assist

#like do you remember he’s a defenseman #it’s okay if he’s not our top scorer #avs lb

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s all about the ✨metaphors✨ man

#(song description was shoddily edited from magnetic today lmao never forget the autumn nico token event of 2k16) #in other news sif2’s song description feature is literal comedy gold im in t e a r s #bibi’s song descriptions are especially funny my g o d and the way they give spoilers for the past live performances is the cherry on top #the way they kept the beatmaps the same from sif1 though… but why did they change the attributed of the srs h e l p #i know teacher nico was supposed to be a smile perfect locker how did she turn into a pure scorer helloooooooooo #but!!!! some of the features seriously remind me of honeypre????? did flaggs have a hand in this game or sth hello #why are the idolised urs ‘animated’ with the swaying bg and blinking like evolved 5☆s im in tears #and the home screen feature too. like. lol. i miss sif1 sm i want my taisho honk backkkkkk #i want my yohane collection back while im at it auaaaaaaaa my complete water blue new world 1st years collection aaaaaaaaaaa #g o d. ok. that’s enough crisising for one night. i have lp to clear before it eoses in 3 months #shibaclown saturday

[kitnita]

'team's top goalie & top goal scorer are the winning goalie & game-winning goal scorer in a game' is so very water is wet. but SOMETIMES what if you want to believe the water is ESPECIALLY WET just for FUN. yk.

#zoe.txt #2129 #an insane person could make a narrative about this is what im saying #luckily i of course am very normal #robo’s not even the top scorer this season. but he is like. narratively.

[justisco]

sevilla sacked their manager, get allie and alex in

#the way rafa mir would become la liga top goal scorer LIKE THAT

[lover-of-mine]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that they raised me (being a devils fan during the 23/24 season)

#we really went from favorites for the cup to not even making playoff #WHAT EVEN WAS THIS SEASON #jack was top scorer in the league for a while #WE HAD A 50% PP #like #devils in October and devils in February were 2 different teams lol #sigh #thoughts thoughts thoughts #anna talks devils

[twobites]

dstrome goals merchant THATS MY 3OA

#i worked so hard for acceptance that he might be Ovi's Assist Playmaking Merchant but he's like a top 20 goal scorer blehhh #talky #this too is pendulum btw

[nikkiissleepy]

late post bc i forgot i had this drafted but anyways. guild theatre entries!

#now that the season is over. i may be switching guilds soon #prez and deputy are both inactive plus i am greedy for better rewards 💔 #its probably not a good sign that a newish player like me is one of the top scorers if not The top scorer #shining nikki #sleepy.jpg #i did in fact end ho awitching guilds lol #< yknow what im not even fixing that lmfao

[skatle-skootle-demon-noodle]

thank you to the team i played with on suijin that credited our team's win to me as the medic, y'all make it worth maining him

#tf2 #ouuuugh tf2 community got to me alright #i held uber for a while then pushed last second with our heavy #we capped against three soldiers and a phlog pyro #then the heavy in chat said something like 'you should be top scorer #you really made that happen' #and a bunch of the other teammates replied saying thanks and i eeee #meet the medic moment

[literaphobe]

Y’all have me watching pink parrots 21 sot in the airport next to my mother (bless George for labeling the different sections)

ikr also safe flight!! its an awesome sot pov

#ask #hes so good #most of the top individual scorers in sot mcc25 #24 #were trained by dream #like imagine that…

[ohhtobeagooner]

everybody play mini world cup right now this is the only wc that matters

#i’m wales top scorer probably #just search world cup #and in the bottom right there is #a blue thing with a football on it #then choose any game #and score like #a bajillion goals #world cup

[footballandfiasco]

If jogi löw hadn't kicked him out, thomas might already be topscorer and I will never forgive him for that

sorry for answering this so late!!

idk if it even was because he was not part of the nt for a short time or because they just sucked at the last world cup. if he could have scored 2 or 3 goals in the last one & scores 3 this time, he could easily get even with miro.

#in an alternate universe he is my top scorer #also i don't want someone like cronald to dethrown miro-if that happens it should be thomas #chitchat #wc chats