joeyisourranger

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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lmaooooo Josh had to call the bullpen bc he forgot to acknowledge them on his HR trot

#JOSHUA #we are the same age but he’s my son now

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this is so sad. in the united states of america teenagers dont even have enough money for drugs. one like one prayer.

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You better moan for me when I hit that 20% tip option on that big ass iPad they got you carrying around. And it better be real and convincing too or I'm leaving a 1 star review and mentioning you in it BY NAME. Pig.

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OH BOY DO I SURE LOVE 2 PLAYOFF GOAL SCORER MILES WOOD OF THE COLORADO AVALANCHE!!

#who needs teeth when u have big beautiful cow eyes

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

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the tweet:

me upon seeing the tweet:

#the voice………

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Duality of Man: Ross Colton Edition

COL v WPG | 4.26.2024 | Round 1, Game 3

#GET IM

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looking haunted all by yourself, king?

#SCHNOZERINO

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Mitch Marner shot by Auston Matthews

#they were insane for this

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shatteredlenstx

#DON’T look at esa like that #he’s mine #roope pig tails are IMPENDING

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save me fallen soldiers

#BRING BACK MY GAYS #truly nothing worse that jo sitting with the season/career ending injury boys #get him AWAY we need him #but also all of u hug so deeply and save us #have we seen avs wag jackets are they cute

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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└ dewey in the goalie line covered in another man's blood | round one, game three: col vs. wpg | 4.26.24

#oh yeah cool cool. cool #i’m gonna be normal about it dw

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you should get an automatic double for fouling jack johnson because what did that old man do to you

#he’s 376 years old and using a walker be NICE

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sorry he bled but like. maybe don’t leave ur hand on the ground bitch

#did u guys want a 1 am lb cause ur gettin one

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AVS PLAYOFF WIN, FIGHT NIGHT AT BALL