#not from england

[acrowseye]

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#ex: united states > south > sodapop #please rb so more people see #american english #australian english #british english #canadian english #english #english language #dialects #accents #american accent #australian accent #british accent #canadian accent #english accent #america #australia #england #canada #those four are my target audience but all answers from around the world are welcome!! #tumblr #discourse #experiment

[atmothart]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

[erzvolnes]

#i CAN roll my Rs and im from england/english is my native language

[wolxoltl]

By (un)popular demand, here’s every victim that I know of ensnared by the cycle of selfcest.

#everyone from left to right: #spock #kira nerys #doc ock #spiderman #tenth doctor #the warden #england hetalia #dave strider #cecil palmer #the onceler #bill cipher #gravity falls #rick and morty #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #loki #scaramouche #dottore #genshin impact #miles morales #across the spiderverse #sans undertale #spamton #the winter king #fionna and cake #this took years off my lifespan send help #off topic but I’m running a bill cipher zine if you’re interested #going to superhell for this #shitpost

[wombywoo]

detour 🚘

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #my art #I will never stop drawing Johnny as the world's friendliest douchebag #and Simon as a homeless lesbian #for this pilgrimage they only packed cigarettes condoms and a can of beans with two forks btw #reminds me of the road trip we took in England last year... #does that angry guy from York know that we still quote him regularly in the family group chat?? #what a legend 🙌

[longlistshort]

Not From England- The Kite

This song is from Not From England’s 2021 EP, for the second time.

The band is playing on Wednesday, 1/11/23 at The Smell in Los Angeles with Vaguess and Sales Team.

#not from england #music #playlist #los angeles music shows #song of the day #vaguess #sales team #music monday

[heartorbit]

back to our yuri programming

#I just really love putting a phenny where mr white would eb. #project sekai #revue starlight #pjsk #prsk #proseka #ichika hoshino #saki tenma #honami mochizuki #shiho hinomori #leoneed #l/n #leo/need #this is polyneed though i do like shihosaki and ichihona. ichisaki is my fav but shiho works too well as hikari #also after watching revstar live 4 hikaren is so very shihosaki in that. i think. and no offence to shiho but ichika would never run off #to england. she is a yearner and a lover. and a major loser #I forgot to post this here this is from weeks ago CON CRUNCH AAAAAUGH AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH #I HAVE LIKE. 24 MORE HOURS TO WORK ON STUFF I HAVE TO PASSCK #its ok. we're good. we're chilling

[jaynuu]

#fruk #aph fruk #hws france #aph france #hws england #aph england #hetalia #2 months without any art on this platform and i return to offer 30 minutes of my life squandered editing this #if you see me drawing them. I dont draw them because i did. No i didn't ♥️ #template is from @/Mhuyo on twitter :)

[anghraine]

I know I've ranted about it a million times, but every time someone brings up Roman, Byzantine, and Egyptian inspirations/influences on Gondor in more mainstream Tolkien fandom spaces (not me, because I don't even talk about it off Tumblr/DW), it seems like there's always someone who gets super weird and defensive about it. I've seen so many "well actually there's no need to consider any influences outside of England, mythology for England blah blah" responses.

And it's like! Oh, you want to play the decontextualized Tolkien quotes game? How about this one:

“But this [the setting of LOTR] is not a purely 'Nordic' area in any sense. If Hobbiton and Rivendell are taken (as intended) to be at about the latitude of Oxford, then Minas Tirith, 600 miles south, is at about the latitude of Florence [in Italy]. The Mouths of Anduin and the ancient [Gondorian] city of Pelargir are at about the latitude of ancient Troy [in Turkey]. Auden has asserted that for me 'the North is a sacred direction.' That is not true. The North-west part of Europe, where I (and most of my ancestors) have lived, has my affection, as a man’s home should. I love its atmosphere, and know more of its histories and languages than I do of other parts; but it is not ‘sacred’, nor does it exhaust my affections. I have, for instance, a particular love for the Latin language, and among its descendants for Spanish ... The progress of the tale ends in what is far more like the re-establishment of an effective Holy Roman Empire with its seat in Rome than anything that would be devised by a 'Nordic.'”

Or this one:

we come [in ROTK] to the half-ruinous Byzantine City of Minas Tirith

Or:

In the south Gondor rises to a peak of power, almost reflecting Númenor, and then fades slowly to decayed Middle Age, a kind of proud, venerable, but increasingly impotent Byzantium.

Or:

The Númenóreans of Gondor were proud, peculiar, and archaic, and I think are best pictured in (say) Egyptian terms. In many ways they resembled ‘Egyptians’ - the love of, and power to construct, the gigantic and massive. And in their great interest in ancestry and in tombs. […] I think the crown of Gondor (the S. Kingdom) was very tall, like that of Egypt, but with wings attached, not set straight back but at an angle. The N. Kingdom had only a diadem (III 323). Cf. the difference between the N. and S. kingdoms of Egypt.

Or:

Thank you very much for your letter. … It came while I was away, in Gondor (sc. Venice), as a change from the North Kingdom

Middle-earth is not equivalent to England, or northern Europe in general, and Gondor especially is not northern at all!

#fun fact: in the full letter it comes from tolkien concludes the mythology for england quote with 'absurd.' #and he specifically used gondor as a counter-example to the 'nordic' image of middle-earth #like it's literally explicitly stated by tolkien that gondor is not meant to be analogous to england or northern europe at all #anghraine rants #legendarium blogging #jrr tolkien #gondor #ondonórë blogging #lord of the rings #the letters of jrr tolkien #legendarium fanwank

[cowboy-robooty]

this is what i imagine if germany and america were friends like all the fanfictions say (for context they faked their deaths and everyone thinks they died)

#hetalia #aph #hws #itager #gerita #aph germany #aph italy #aph america #aph england #aph france #hws germany #hws italy #hws england #hws america #hws france #audio is from its always sunny in philadelphia episode mac and charlie die part two #i go crazy for always sunny i loooveee always sunny #also i dont think the characters i drew match up wif the always sunny characters theyre corresponding to #just making it clear i cant have anyone think that shit i dont believe in u suk (pronounced 'you suck') #draws

[batmanego]

okay let’s try this again after i got my new englander card revoked for fucking up maines abbreviation.

vote for whatever answer is most correct to you. additionally if you feel like it Where are you from and explain your choice 🦭

#I’m from New England (NH) and I won’t share my choice ❤️

[acrowseye]

part 2 of my experiment: what english-speaking country are you from, what region and what do you call the following images? if you don't know what the first image is please try to guess i'd love to see it

#ex: australia > victoria > bread #please rb so more people can see #american english #australian english #british english #canadian english #english #english language #dialects #accents #american accent #australian accent #british accent #canadian accent #english accent #america #australia #england #canada #those four are my target audience but all answers from around the world are welcome!! #tumblr #discourse #experiment #click the link for part one

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[kan-be]

bunch of very old and not so comms I never posted for some reason but still like 😇 the more recent ones were made for @raven6229 and @frog-frussy !!! the owners of the old ones are lost in IG im afraid......

#some of them are from 2020-21 i believe #I do hope that my memory doesn`t fail me and none of the owners were against the publication atm #but IF pls contact me and I`ll remove it asap #also I'll be completely honest with you dakimakura is what I learned to draw for #its my magnum opus #it has a second side but I`ll leave it to your imagination 😋 #hetalia #aph england #aph france #fruk #aph canada #aph russia #aph roman empire #aph china #aph australia

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Alright LISTEN!

This one might just be for me. Currently I am in a fem france and fem england mindspace. Pray to god this interest passes soon but for now this is all i think about.

Just two old ladies drinking. That's all.

<3

(Sorry its so very very messy i need sleep and better brush settings)

#hetalia #hws england #hws france #myart #my art #historical hetalia #nyotalia #nyo england #nyo france #arthur kirkland #francis bonneofoy #francis bonnefoy #someone tear the tablet from my hands i beg you

[novuit]

My England ukagaka is quite charming sometimes but he is a bit rude when you close him right after booting him...

#hetalia #hws england #aph england #hetalia england #ukagaka #my art #I find it hilarious how quick he changes his mood from sweet to downright disrespectful #I wrote all this dialogue myself #and yet it finds me flabbergasted whenever england cusses at me like this #or just be mean to me in general #i may edit his dialogue when I publish him bcs I know this would give someone a heart attack #he's also starting to hit my nerves SO. MUCH