#not dead i swear

[tragedycore]

this next chapter is 1. going to be so good and 2. will be out very soon and i’m so excited

#i took almost two months off from writing to give myself a break #now i am back and better than ever #not dead i swear #text

[bcthoundold]

#not dead i swear #this blog is still active

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

#sansmaeda #sansmaeda wedding #undertale #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #sans undertale #meme post #I swear there's a reason why not everyone attended in nagito's side #no one wanted to go in the first place #sdr2 #fanart #so for the record: #Ibuki DID attend but could't stay put for 5 minutes so she got bored and left #Teruteru is still pretty angry and bitter at Nagito #Hiyoko couldn't care less and thought it was gross #Akane saw no reason to go since her main source of food wouldn't go (Teruteru) #And spoiler alert but Chiaki's fucking dead lmao #she would've gone tho #probably #Also pretend nagito's using really good foundation on his hand cuz I totally forgot about his metal arm

[cosmic-meteorites]

Long haired Vincent nation 💥RISE💥

(Edit: They have a tumblr)

Inspired by @skymaeda

#dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #You can tell how normal I am about him #I swear I did not do backflips while drawing him

[goryhorroor]

day 12 of horror: director + their highest grossing horror film + one of their favorite horror movies

#READ THE CAPTION I SWEAR TO GOD AND STOP BEING LIKE BUT PSYCHO WASN'T DIRECTED BY DARIO ARENGTO #I KNOW THAT READ THE CAPTION #horror #horror movies #john carpenter #halloween #the innocents #wes craven #scream #nosferatu #george r romero #dawn of the dead #the thing from another world #david cronenberg #the fly #don't look now #ti west #x #bad taste #james wan #the conjuring 2 #i checked this and it made more money than the conjuring and saw #guillermo del toro #blade 2 #it is a horror movie don't argue this #eyes without a face #dario argento #suspiria #psycho #jordan peele

[maddybthorne]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Sir Leon the Long Suffering is one of the best tags ever invented.

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #sir leon #long suffering leon #sir leon the long suffering #he hasn’t known peace since Merlin got to Camelot #letleonsleep #he’s so stressed istg #i love him #fandom #I swear the Merlin fandom is immortal #if there are no Merlin fans then I am dead

[little-pondhead]

Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.

When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.

This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.

Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.

It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.

At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?

Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.

'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.

[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.

STATUS: COMPLETED

[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.

STATUS: PENDING'

Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??

He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.

Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.

It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #alfred is now their grandpa #i just want alfred to meet danny and his group of friends and unironically call him 'your majesty' and danny HATES it #like this is the guy who's gonna be my butler/caretaker after he dies? please man just say my name #it's not a cursed name i swear #no one else knows how to feel #cause like #if the contract wasn't in place everyone was sure Alfred would haunt the manor even after death due to his devotion to the wayne family #but now he's already got a job in the afterlife #so how will the bats see their father/grandfather figure now? #Bruce: the obvious solution is to adopt these random kids who still have families so alfred never has to leave :) #alfred isn't even dead yet but the bats are speedrunning their grief in like a week

[erisaconitum]

bark

#digital art #call of duty #cod nikto #nikto #call of duty nikto #artists on tumblr #grayscale #greyscale #fucking feral for him #I am not dead I swear #soon more

[popelips]

*coughs voilently and starts shaking* ueagghhh... gabe urakill..

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #cunty gabe : ( #im not dead i swear im just loosing it mentaly #nnaghhhhh~ #im sorry for the gnomes #the gnomes are gonna pee again oh god oh fuck

[seance]

EDWIN and CHARLES in THE CASE OF THE VERY LONG STAIRWAY

#dead boy detectives #deadboydetectivesedit #dbdedit #edwin payne #charles rowland #paynland #dead boy detectives spoilers #flashing gif / #edits #chose the worst possible lit episode to begin with okay #i swear i better at coloring than this I SWEAR #but this was also peak angst and pining to me so i couldn't pass the chance #love me an edwardian boy everyone is obsessed with but who only has eyes for his dead best friend #friends to lovers trope vindicated

[moeitsu]

I have some things to say…

I’m biting his shoulders, kissing on his neck, dragging my fingers down the muscle of his back, I’m squeezing his ass and trapping him in my legs—I’m moaning in his ear, panting against his mouth, drooling over his lips….

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 photography #arthur morgan please give me one night i swear i can fix you. #i need him so goddamn bad I’m gripping the sheets #why the fuck is he fictional #i want to fuck a cowboy

[dazednstoned]

Absolutely absurd that people give Arthur and John the benefit of the doubt by labeling them complex characters (which they are), but won't extend that grace to INCREDIBLY complex characters like Abigail, Molly, and Mary.

Abigail is strictly a nag, Molly is a rat, and Mary is a selfish woman who used Arthur. Meanwhile, John is seen as a deadbeat who grew from that into a family man. Arthur is a murderer, but he's also kind and generous.

Stop only extending grace to your male favs when the red dead women are just as complex as them.

#half the complaints abt the women don't even have any backbone too😭 #I swear if anyone interprets this as a John/arthur hate post I may lose my mind #YOU CAN BE CRITICAL OF THEM AND DTILL LIKE THEM #abigail marston #abigail roberts #molly o'shea #mary linton #mary gillis #arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2

[babydarkstar]

i just. i just…FUCK. i just really want harrowhark to go sicko mode when she realizes john has the power to resurrect whoever he wants he just chooses not to and even after learning about his own blood daughter he still doesn’t resurrect her he just makes her a construct. i would be alecto-levels of grief-stricken-enraged if my childhood nemesis/guard dog/whipping girl/codependent lesbian situationship that i lobotomized over/suicide-pact soulmate/only friend was suddenly here but not here haunting her own dead body and the only reason she’s present is because she was made into a fascist killing machine for a man with a power kink, and she’s not even happy about it but she’s going through the motions because all she knows of love is to be useful. (forever your sword.) and if i was harrow and i died and then came back to myself after switching bodies with the human cage holding the earth’s soul and realized all of this, i think i too would be accompanying the earth’s soul on her shoulder to go kill a man with eclipse-eyes and criminal levels of nonchalance. y’know. the one who guarded g1deon but not me, lord. the one who was so sure i had never seen that which lies insensate and with stilled mind, lord, who did not realize i was a lock and there was a key in the shape of a girl, lord. the one who looked me dead in the eye and told me i could never have my cavalier back, lord. the cavalier who came back haunted and empty and incomplete by your hand, lord.

i’m so team ‘harrowhark saves gideon for real this time not because she wants her cav but because she wants her other half’ i might lose my mind about it

#the locked tomb #griddlehark #im going crazy if im being honest #like sorry if this doesnt make sense im losing my mind #also i think so much about kiriona’s jealousy when alecto swears her fealty to harrow #and so many people talk about how theres a chance harrow chooses alecto over kiri/gideon #and yeah. she probably will choose alecto. but not as a supplement to gideon #bc once harrow realized the price to pay she never wanted it to happen to gideon #which is why she was so so upset she literally threw up every day for like a month about it #and lobotomized to stop the soul-bleed from being finalized. #she couldnt swallow one more soul as sacrifice for her own life #let alone gideon?????? she said it all in the pool scene ok. and then the iron fence scene #‘i can’t conceive of a universe without you’ #something something abt making gideons life miserable bc she wished she was dead #and would mever forgive herself for it #etc etc etc #ultimately i think harrow wants gideon. not as a cav or a servant. just as herself #one can dream

[spacedlexi]

i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend

#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #theres no casual explanation for clems reaction to that why did she look so upset #wide eyed middle distance stare brows drawn mouth open girl please relax #if your friend was wistfully thinking of their dead gf why would you be upset by that 🤨 hmm interesting #part of violets route will be about how she feels she failed minnie and so refuses to fail clementine and continuously makes that choice #and i still have to hear people yap about how she never got over minnie bro i swear some people are playing with their eyes and ears closed #i think her complicated relationship with her not dead not ex is fun and interesting actually and she tells clem not to worry Immediately #i just like poking fun at my girl for being a little jealous 😏 this and the way she looks at them hugging in the woods. i know what you are #her immediate reaction to seeing the v+m heart is also questionable girl why are you making those faces #spaced art 2024

[paxbe]

my thoughts on dead boy detectives

(steve yockey you're skating on thin fucking ice)

#dead boy detectives #niko sasaki #dbd #xbec #that fucking igloo i swear to god

[mydeadgaywizards]

i've been in the marauders fandom for so long i genuinely forget that james potter is canonically white💀

#i was showing marauders fan art to a friend (who's not in the fandom) once and she pointed to james and asked who he was #i swear my brain short circuited #marauders #james potter #poc james potter>>>> #desi james potter #latino james potter #dead gay wizards #marauders era #the marauders