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9-1-1 6x18 "Pay It Forward"

#i love them #911

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elementary may have been copaganda but they were really onto something with their version of holmes he's autistic. he's a sub. he's canonically into bondage. he's a recovering addict. he keeps bees. he's tattooed AND hairy. his posture is insane. he texts in a near-undecipherable string of abbreviations and acronyms. he's the most irritating man in new york city. he's even aromantic

#elementary

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CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

dir. guillermo del toro

#can you believe to learn this movie ISN'T about vampires??

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baby, bi bi bi

#911

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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Elementary as textposts part 4/?

#elementary

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#i was scared of dentists and the dark #(no idea why. i haven't listened to that song in ages)

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i hate you "pair the spares"/"everyone must be paired" tropes, i hate you forced last minute romances, i hate you implication that a happy ending means a romantic partner, i hate you amatonormativity

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rest of the world:

australians, kiwis:

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#911

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saw this post and got inspired

#elementary

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Buck & Chimney + (Very Specific) Parallels @lgbtqcreators bingo: blending [Image ID in ALT]

#911 #BROTHERS!!

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i absolutely love how much elementary sherlock adores animals. he sometimes tries to deflect and act like he doesn't (like when he teased watson about turning clyde the turtle into soup) but he always shows his true colors with every animal they encounter on a case. for instance, he kept clyde as a pet who he dotes on completely and even gushed about the turtle cosies that miss hudson knitted for him.

he kept two roosters from a fighting ring explicitly to see if he could rehabilitate them, letting them free-roam throughout his house and giving them cute names (remus and romulus). at several points throughout their stay at the brownstone, he sits them on his lap and gently pets them as he turns over the case at hand in his head. once he successfully socialized them, he personally ensured they would be in good hands by reaching out to someone he knew at a petting zoo to take own ownership of them.

when a highly poisonous exotic snake was found at a suspect's apartment, being the cause of the suspect's death itself and putting everyone in the apartment in danger, he still insisted on taking the snake back to the brownstone and housing it until he could find a place for it at a zoo (again, vetted first by someone he trusted) because he couldn't bear for the animal to be put down or mishandled if taken by animal control.

and most of all, the bees! there are several episodes that involve him protecting bees, advocating for them, and speaking out against harmful chemical and agricultural companies and practices in defense of them. he has no hesitation in calling the heads of multi-million dollar corporations "murderers" to their faces if their companies are directly or indirectly involved in the decimation of bees or their habitats.

i just love this little aspect of his character that shines through consistently throughout the seasons of this show, it's adorable

#elementary

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@swsource​ star wars week: day 1 – The Chosen One | Obi-Wan Kenobi

- "Obi-Wan Kenobi... Obi-Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time." - "I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead." - "Oh, he's not dead... not yet." - "Well, you know him?" - "Well, of course, I know him! He's me!"

#sw

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