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felixcatton · 6 months

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derek shepherd is soooo a man that was raised by a single mom with 4 sisters like it really radiates off of him

#i don't mean it in a cutesy 'he was written by a woman he respects women soooooo much soft feminine gentle energy' way #none of that is true #i mean it in the sense that he's bitchy and funny #it's a really specific energy #both of my parents were raised in single mom multiple sisters one brother households so i KNOW THIS #derek shepherd

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54prowl · 1 year

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eh?

#you know when you're sitting peacefully and suddenly get crippling imposter syndrome #like hey maybe the reason you put humor in your work is to overcompensate for your lack of skill #that soon enough people will notice and then there will no longer be anyone who will enjoy your art and u will no longer enjoy making art #none of that is true #but damn it just hits you #but then you realize it's past 9pm so none of these thoughts should be given attention to #also i am very sexy no face reveals just trust me bro #ooc #don't take this too seriously #but if u read this far share w me about your weird imposter syndrome thoughts #we're not alone out here

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obeythedemons · 2 years

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Like, it’s not true, but it’s always crushing when you feel reminded that no one will ever love you because you’re ace. It makes you feel so broken and othered. And just aagghh

#None of that is true #but it is harder #rant #self-loathing hour apparently

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area51-escapee · 10 months

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We had a meeting today where they told us that they didn’t think us employees were being invested in and being shown we were appreciated and they were going to fix that with……… MORE MEETINGS.

My dumb introverted ass is over there like. I would. I would actually appreciate it a lot more if we never had to do this again ever.

#‘you can expect more meetings uwu and more team engagement activities uwu’#just fucking kill me now.#also my manager did this thing before the meeting started #where she passed out a basket of shapes and told us to pick our favorite shape out of those ones #so we all did #and then she told us ✨what those shapes said about us✨#maybe I’m just a negative person but I fucking hate those things #according to the shape I chose I am a natural leader and enjoy recognition #and am very secure in my job abilities or some shit #none of that is true #I chose a triangle because it reminded me of bill cipher.#I also ended up just telling my lead I’m autistic cuz this food thing is stressful #she ended up talking to me after the meeting and asking me what foods I /do/ like and I just started making dial up noises #and it was easier to just explain it that way #I don’t mind telling people I just wasn’t sure if it was okay to

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faggotryandtransjesterism · 27 days

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the ds9 pilot is insane. they went into the writer's room and decided the introduction to this series needed to be a long form exploration of the nature of grief

#and they did it better than anyone else could have #it's true i exist here and it's not linear #none of my past experience prepared me for THIS consequence #star trek #deep space nine #st ds9

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cuntdrool · 7 months

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Leave me alone with your puppy boy. I'm just another dog it'll be fine. I promise. It'll be so fine you wouldn't even believe it. Leave me alone with him and don't even worry about his aching cunt you can trust me not to mount and bite and tackle him. It'll be totally fine. Don't even worry about it. Just take me off my leash and close the door I promise I'll be a good dog.

#bark bark bark woof #im a bad dog #none of this is true i will make him wish he didnt have a pussy

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swan2swan · 19 days

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Until someone from the staff says otherwise, I will stake actual, genuine money that this was an exchange from the writer's room that made it into the show.

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nibbelraz · 2 months

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"Mobei, with all respect due, which is to say none at all, do you have a crush. On my martial uncle." "Nonsense. This king merely respects his abilities, despite his cowardice and whining. It is not as if this one lays awake at night, thinking of him." [flash forward to mbj's bedroom, late at night] "....Oh no."

Surely you wouldn't fall for the tiny sweaty human that follows you around with utmost loyalty and helps you and your kingdom and has information and abilities so grand they can't compare to anything you've ever seen and sure you think he's cute when he sleeps in the middle of work and his smile is stuck in your head and you want to hear him laugh and stay by your side forever and oh...

#svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #HE'S IN LOVEEEEE HE'S IN LOVE #'with all respect due which is none at all' made me CRYYYY ITS SO TRUE #nib text #ask #nibbelraz #my art

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yesokayiknow · 14 days

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this was definitely horrifying for ruby on a ridiculous number of levels but i can't stop thinking about kate's remark about the timeline being centered on her. bc like. did kate know? that this was an offshoot timeline that would eventually die? did she know that she wasn't the right version of herself? that one day her reality would collapse to make way for the proper timeline? that even meeting with ruby could be one step towards bringing the proper timeline back in play and erasing her own existence?

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #kate stewart #fucked if true #also i think it's incredibly telling that kate didn't run #none of the unit soldiers ran #and we know they were terrified bc that's what speaking to the apparition made people #but kate walked calmly away. all the unit soldiers stood and waited for further orders #just a little neat character note that kate's trained herself out of running away even when absolutely fucking terrified out of her mind

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biroshrooms · 3 months

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Animated movies with undefined and unconventional family dynamics my absolute beloveds

#i stand that none of these are completely conventional relationships #they dont fit into the typical roles of a nuclear family and i love that for them #feel free to add any i missed though i love seeing these dynamics #the sea beast #nimona #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #found family #TRUE found family imo #ramblings

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cringefailvox · 4 months

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episode six's vaggie-as-an-angel reveal actually clarifies a lot of things about her dynamic with charlie that i previously found uninteresting or underutilized. it's clear that she has some kind of loyalty/utility complex founded on her low self-esteem, which absolutely makes sense if she used to be an exorcist. she comes from a place where blind obedience is key, and a single act of mercy got her cast out and brutalized—of course she would latch onto the first person who showed her kindness and love. of course it makes sense that she would become fixated on the idea of "repenting" for her past violence against charlie's home by devoting herself to protecting charlie's dreams. their relationship wasn't very compelling to me before but this adds so many delicious dimensions to it; if charlie was the one who found vaggie and took her in, who earned her trust and fell in love with her, then of course vaggie would see charlie as the center of her universe, and would see failing charlie as a reflection of her own worthlessness. and it would never occur to her to tell charlie the truth once she found out how charlie feels about angels, because she loves charlie too much to risk earning her hatred or scorn (even though i don't believe charlie could ever hate her).

#and none of this takes away from the fact that they are a genuinely healthy and loving couple either. multiple things can be true at once #i'm just excited for their relationship to have tumult and difficulty finally #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #hazbin hotel

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ragsy · 7 months

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If the media landscape is going to be just remakes and reboots from now til the end of humanity, can we at least start doing what Scott Pilgrim Takes Off did, which was recontextualize its previous iterations rather than overwrite them? It never said "the books and the live action film are in the trash now, this is the new canon." What it actually said was "the books and live action film are my predecessors, I will build on what they made and have conversations with what they said." And I think that fucking rules

#ragsycon exclusive #scott pilgrim #spto spoilers #??? kinda not really #i watched it all in one sitting while doing a jigsaw puzzle on Saturday it was very nice #super thanks to jules for lending me your netflix!!!#my biggest critique of it (which i think a lot of people agree with) is that the original film cast is great.... on film.#none of them are voice actors lmao.#WELL that's not entirely true. Aubrey plaza and jason schwartzmann fucking killed it as always #but michael cera and mary Elizabeth Winstead seemed a little stiff

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nathanielthecurious · 6 months

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Plutarch says a mullet (i.e. cutting only the front) was called a Theseus haircut. that’s your Ancient Greece tidbit for the day

#tagamemnon #i also like how plutarchs life of theseus starts with him being like #'yeah this is the here-there-be-dragons part of my book. its myth time. probably none of this is true'

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elitadream · 1 year

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