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chocmoon-latte · 3 months
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I swear, Hancock constantly gets done so dirty outside of the game. PLEASE JUST LET HIM LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE!!!!!
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moongothic · 2 months
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...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time
#Moon posting#Break Week is rough y'all#Please I just needed to shitpost a little let me have this#OP Meta#I know this chart is incomprehensible you just have to accept it for what it is#No I was kind of thinking to myself it was kind of funny how of the OG Shichibukai half of them are either dads or borderline dads#And I was like. Can I make a chart of this. Can I make a Dad Chart of the Warlords.#I don't know why I made this nor what to do with this information but. Sure. Let me yeet this out.#Kuma is the Dadliest Dad to Ever Dad in One Piece. Moria canonically adopted Perona when she was little. We love the OG Goth Dad#Crocodad is real TO ME but if nothing else he does have the energy 100%. It's just short of Canon Confirmation at this point#Mihawk is a weird uncle to me. He has no dad energy. This man does not fuck. But he'll look after some kids (Zoro & Perona). Sure.#Blackbeard is like the opposite of Mihawk. He has never looked after a child but I'm sure he has spawned a bastard or two or three#(He may be a father but he is not a Dad) (But canonically as far as we know BB has no kids yet so I'm putting him in Not A Dad)#Jinbei is the new Token Father of the Strawhats according to Oda and so I'm putting him where he is based on that. Also vibes#Law's where he is kind of for similar reasons as Jinbei. This boy is too young to be a dad but dealing with Luffy gave him a few grey hairs#Doflamingo did arguably watch over Buffalo and Baby 5 as those two grew up so he's The Most Qualified in that square#Weevil is baby#Hancock could have Dad Energy in the right circumstances. Like she has THE POTENTIAL#Buggy does not fuck#...Thinking about it I probably should've switched Hancock and Buggy's placements on the chart but whatever it doesn't matter
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heythereimashley · 2 years
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The ideal male physique is whatever Alfred Molina has going on at any given time
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fallout-fucker · 2 years
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Random Headcanon: Hancock screams that he was 100% a hooligan in his teens/twenties. I can just imagine that he was a rebellious teen/young adult that found a old, worn acoustic guitar and learned how to play/sing. He stopped eventually, probably around when he got to Goodneighbour because of the state it was in with Vic. By the time he became Mayor himself and became a ghoul, he was hesitant to ever go back to playing because he was scared of what he would sound like as a ghoul and how his vocal chords could've been affected. He softly sings to himself now and again but has yet to fully go back.
Bonus: Sole catches him singing one time and is over the moon, stating they wish he did it more because he has a great voice (His 'new voice' is as good as his old one, just raspier. A little rusty after a few years without practice, but still pleasant). After that he starts playing/singing again.
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Is there a new intimidation tactic that I am not aware of? Because all I can think of is the Ghostbusters theme song lol.
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hauntingblue · 25 days
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Just saw some people say they don't like luffy and boa scenes??? Are they the funniest thing ever just to me?? It's literally sanji's gag done well what the hell
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voidsentprinces · 9 months
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Oh Zenos, it felt like you had so much potential but then they kept you along waaaaaaaaaay past the point of narrative importance. Made you show up in the end as a glorified uber into a final boss fight and then tacked on your final battle to the Hype Battle Music which was the equivalent of a stepping a little to the left, a little to the right and then doing a Quick Time Event to win. And now Zero and the Scions won't top bringing you up in conversation like Zenos was a new hip restaurant we all use to go to and now it closed down due to COVID so now we have to reminiscence about you in passing.
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ace-no-isha · 1 year
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saiki is so ace…i will genuinely never understand ppl shipping ace characters with ppl like do you not see that he does not feel that way abt ppl
this applies to luffy too sex wise. MAYBE he’ll feel romantic love one day after he finds the one piece but thus far he does Not care at all and we have no proof that he ever will.
i can’t say i don’t think zolu is cute tho. they are so special to each other. i see how ppl can interpret it as romantic and it’s really sweet but when i think abt canon luffy n zoro it does not seem possible. their minds are on their goals and their hearts are devoted to their crew. there is no room for romantic love
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lorillee · 2 years
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No no Hancock and Luffy is great, the big brain take is that Boa is ALSO asexual, and they will be my asexual power couple. I have a long list of evidence as to why Boa is also asexual too. Queen.
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i understand where youre coming from but frankly i dislike han/lu because it makes me . deeply uncomfortable. hancock is 29 and luffy is 17 when they first meet and she falls in love w him or whatever. and its not even the "weird anime ages" thing either where the characters act nothing like how you'd think they would based on age - hancock is..... absolutely a grown woman. she doesnt look or act like a 19 year old. outside of the luffy thing she is very much her own age. and luffy is. luffy LMAO
in all honesty the fandom would be FAR less forgiving towards this whole situation if the genders were reversed but nobody really looks at it too hard bc hancock is a girl and luffy is a boy
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my-thoughts-and-junk · 9 months
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Got so excited about what was in vault 47 I forgot I was listening to a radio play about fallout 4
#random thoughts#fallout#what could it be that gave nick such a disturbed reaction? pre-war nick valentine? commissioner turner? johnathan widmark?#one of the members of BADTFL?#nope it's just. the silver shroud? who was actually a real person?#which is hilarious and i DO think that's what they're going for but the fact the silver shroud bought and hid in his own private vault#is WEIRDLY SIMILAR to eddie winter and also is very much a dick move considering he was a bringer of justice#and like. his vault was literally made for only two people#'shielding the innocent' my ass#also if the crystal jewel whatever does end up being legit and they don't end up doing a weird reset and make everyone alive again#im gonna be SO PISSED#it would be so cool if the crystal like basically reset reality so that nothing happened#and the end of the show is the closing of an entirely seperate case and nick is so fucking confused#i would also like it if the crystal didn't work and everyone stayed dead but if it DOES work and they DONT USE IT imma be pissed#i like that the ss is close friends with nick hancock and danse the identity crisis trio#and that apparently ss and danse were an item? that's cool#also like that the ss is a lady that's a great choice#literally no one gives a shit about nate and it's hilarious#i am wondering which deaths were based on who was available and which deaths were written in from the beginning#loving the fake ad breaks the one about sugar bombs was REALLY well-voiced on the mom and kid's part#i DO wish it took on a more classical noir approach in terms of structure and plot#like it started off like that and then everyone started dying but it's just a personal preference so whatever#LOVE the sole's very clear personality and how she didn't make all the right choices in-game like with the cabot family ending
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muselexum · 2 years
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[ I am here to propose that Hancock would have fallen in love with Mihawk if she had only just met him before Luffy. ]
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ilyluffy · 8 months
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𝒮𝐿𝒜𝒫 ~ 𝒮𝒫𝐼𝒯 ~ 𝒪𝑅 ~ 𝒦𝐼𝒮𝒮?
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𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩, 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭
𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: roronoa zoro + nico robin + monkey d. luffy + nami + vinsmoke sanji + boa hancock
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: smut {minors + ageless blogs dni!! you’ll be blocked}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, cunnilingus, pussy slapping, degradation, spitting, teasing, cum eating, praise {more warnings under the cut}
{genshin impact edition}
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𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐀 𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎 {𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, hard dom!zoro, cunnilingus, clit slapping, degradation, slut shaming
zoro doesn’t like to be rushed. that includes when he’s going down on you. if you’d trust him and let him go at his own pace than he’d show you that heaven really can be found on earth. unfortunately, you’re far too needy for your own good. you had this bad habit of trying to push zoro’s head when you determined that his tongue wasn’t fucking your hole at a fast enough pace. you knew you were in trouble the moment zoro growls against your clit. your whine of displeasure when his face pulls away from your pussy is replaced by a squeal when zoro’s large hand slaps your clit. “needy slut. how many times have i told you that you’re not the one in control here” zoro glares as his jaw clenches. “stop pushing me or else i’ll leave you here like this without making you cum”.
𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐎 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 {𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!masochist!reader, dom!robin, cunnilingus, clit slapping, use of a devil fruit, petnames “vixen”
robin doesn’t slap your clit because she’s trying to punish you. oh no, no, no. she does it because she knows how much of a masochist you are. nothing makes you wetter or moan louder than that sharp feeling of pain rushing through your pussy. robin wants nothing more than to make her sweet baby feel good, so she indulges your kink. as she eats out your pussy, robin with use her devil fruit to abuse your sensitive nub in the best way possible. when one of robin’s other arms smacks your tender clit, you can’t help but arch your back as a sob of pleasure echoes from your lips. robin can’t help but giggle against your cunt. “my little vixen. you really do take so much pleasure in pain” she hums as she links a long strip along your slit. “i’d be lying if i said i didn’t find it adorable”.
𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘 {𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, spitting, cunnilingus, cum eating
anyone who’s seen luffy at the dinner table knows he’s a messy eater. this doesn’t change when his face was between your thighs either. there’s nothing elegant or graceful about the way he eats you out. of course you wouldn’t have it any other way. before he does anything luffy sends a projectile of spit on to your clit before leaning in to suck on your sensitive nub. this process continues. ever so often luffy will pause licking and sucking to pull away and spit on your pretty pussy over and over. it’s so nasty that it only adds to your pleasure. by the time luffy makes you cream all over his face your juices are dripping from his chin. he’s unbothered and unashamed on the mess, licking up whatever leftovers he can reach on your face. “i’m still hungry” is always what he says after finishing his meal because there’s no way luffy could be satisfied eating you out just once.
𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 {𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, spitting, teasing, cunnilingus
no one would have guessed that nami is a messy eater but let me tell you she is. the messier the better. there’s no way to make giving you head than spitting on your clit. nami’s more of a tease than she cares to admit so she likes to watch you watch the glob of silva drip from her pretty lips on to your clit. than she takes her time to spread her spit. it’s painful watching her take her time but it’ll all be worth it in the end. because by the time nami dives into your pussy you’re on cloud nine. if the feeling of her tongue licking and plunging in and out of your needy hole wasn’t enough, the pornographic wet sounds that echo from between your thighs is enough to send your eyes rolling back. there’s not a doubt that navigation and eating pussy are nami’s specialities when she has you creaming all over her face.
𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈 {𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, service dom!sanji, clit kisses, implied cunnilingus, petnames “my love”
unsurprisingly so, sanji loves to kiss it. he worships your pussy so it should be expected that before going down on you that he’d kiss it with appreciation. as his lips connect with your sensitive clit, you can’t help but whine at how slow he’s taking things. in your opinion he’s taking far too long to use his mouth the way you really want him to. sanji’s response to your impatience is to chuckle. “don’t rush it, my love. just enjoy the moment” sanji hums, giving your sensitive nub another peck of admiration. “i promise i’ll take good care of you”. and oh boy does he mean it because by the time sanji gives you what you really want you feel like you’re in heaven.
𝐁𝐎𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 {𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫}
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: afab!reader, service dom!boa, cunnilingus, praise
people who don’t know boa very well wouldn’t be able to guess how passionate a lover she is. she takes great pleasure out of serving her partner. there’s no doubt about that when boa goes down on you. the way she leaves open mouthed kisses over your clit and pussy has shivers running up your spine in the best way possible. your moans and the way you’re arching your back aren’t enough to convince boa that’s she’s doing a good job. she needs clear praise and for you to tell her how good her lips feel on your cunt. when you’re not communicating well enough you’ll hear her mumble between kisses “be louder for me, darling”. if it’ll keep her going, you’re more than happy to oblige. “feels incredible. please don’t stop”.
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superhero--imagines · 7 months
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Dating Luffy Would Include
A/N: Reposting because someone mentioned that Luffy is canon!ace, so these headcanons are just Luffy being Luffy, there's not a need to call it out (Which I see the point of.)
* So Luffy is Ace
* That’s canon
* I am convinced you guys started dating because when you guys landed at a port town, everyone went their own ways, and you and Luffy went together to eat at a busy tavern
* You’re sitting across from him, studying the menu, discussing what you're both going to get
* “This is kind of like we’re on a date,huh?” You say jokingly after he orders for you both
* Something in his head must have clicked right then, that yeah this does feel a little like a date, and yeah, he does like it
* His face breaks out into the biggest grin, “should I order some wine?”
* In his head I think drinking wine is the most date-like thing
* He orders the wine
* You’re half surprised when mid-way through the meal he gets this serious look in his eyes.
* “Can I kiss you?”
* You almost do a spit take, choking on your drink
* “Where is this coming from?!”
* If he wanted a taste of your food he could have just asked not that he ever had before though
* “I want to know what it feels like.”
* It’s a fleeting kiss, nothing more than a peck, but it brings heat to your face
* It’s also at this moment that you realize it’s gotten unusually quiet in the tavern
* You can practically feel the burn of stares
* Luffy feels nothing, instead he grins wide and says:
* “Hey (Y/N), let’s date and be partners.”
* The tavern goes wild
* “Isn’t that straw hat Luffy?”
* “Did he just ask them to be his lover?”
* With your face, as hot as the sun, hidden behind you hands, you nod
* “Okay.”
* He’s such an affectionate baby
* If you guys split up, and he meets back with you again he grins and stretches his arms out, wrapping them twice around you before tugging you towards him
* “(Y/N), I missed you!” He’ll say while nuzzling his face into your neck
* He loves it when you do that thing where you hold his face in both your hands and sprinkle kisses all over his face
* I think his kisses are pretty chaste, just quick, fluttering, pecks
* I think there’s a lot of insecurity on your end at first, because you don’t really know where you stand in his life, and how he feels about you
* He’s only got one thing on his mind — being king of the pirates
* If you had to bucket his ‘love’ in order of priority you’d say number one is himself and his version of freedom
* With his friends as a close second
* And then there you are, a seemingly distant third
* Given his personality you wonder if he knows being your “partner” doesn’t equate to just being your friend
* “Luffy what do you think we are?”
* His head tilts to the side, eyebrows twitching
* “You’re my partner.”
* “Yeah but what do you think that means?”
* “That it’s you and me until the end,” he says without an ounce of hesitation.
* “No matter what happens, no matter where you go — I’ll always be there for you and you’ll be there for me too.”
* In a way, it’s more than you could have hoped for—because when Luffy says it, it sounds like a promise
* You take his hand in yours and squeeze
* His mouth breaks out in a grin
* He loves you so so so much, don’t ever doubt that
* He would literally never cheat on you even though he seems to capture hearts with clueless rizz everywhere he goes
* “You going to go give your girlfriend a kiss before she leaves?” You ask Luffy, swallowing hard to keep from looking at Boa Hancock any longer than you have to
* A woman so beautiful she could give you an entire slew of self esteem and mental health issues at the of her sight alone
* “Why would I say goodbye when you’re right here next to me?”
* And just like that he’s got you blushing and mumbling to yourself
* And just like that he’s laughing
* He’s got you wrapped around his finger
* But don’t think he isn’t wrapped around your finger too
* You look at your plate with increasing concern
* Luffy’s fork slides in and out of view, depositing a glistening piece of fruit with each visit
* “Luffy what are you doing?”
* “You like these right?”
* Yeah, but so does he
* The entire crew shares your sentiment as they watch him with gaping mouths
* Luffy sharing food, you never thought you would see the day
* “Thanks Luffy.”
* “Anytime!”
* You’ll take it though
* God, just the thought of seeing gear 5 Luffy?
* Like he’s laughing up there, his silhouette hangs in front of the moon
* And it feels like you’re looking at a god
* This is what Patroclus must have felt like watching Achilles in war
* You’re brought to your knees at the sight of him
* His gaze swings to you, that same laugh rings in your ears—Luffy’s laugh
* “There you are! I was looking everywhere for you!”
* His arms wrap around you twice, bending space and time to bring you to him.
* “I missed you!” he says, nuzzling his face into your neck
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* So like I said he’s somewhere on the asexuality spectrum
* I don’t think he’s sex repulsed, but it’s definitely not the first thing on his mind
* So if you want to have sex with him you’re going to have to initiate
* Be direct, because he doesn’t understand any other way
* “Luffy I wanna sleep with you.”
* He grins, “Of course! We can take a nap together anytime you want.”
* “No, like…I want to have sex with you.”
* Oh.
* Ohhhhhh
* “Yeah, sure.”
* He’s willing to try it out.
* His verdict?
* “It was nice but I wouldn’t go out of the way to do it again or anything.”
* His favorite part was seeing you all flustered and panting with that sweet look in your eyes.
* His heart gets about ten times bigger from the memory alone
* He’d take a picture on a Polaroid and keep it in his pocket if he could
* He might get aroused occasionally, and seek you for some ‘alone’ time for stress relief, but it’s few and far between
* He’s a very confident boy, but this one would get to him
* “Am I enough for you?” He’ll ask one night hence you’re alone
* He’s only ever dreamed about being king of the pirates, about ultimate freedom
* So he never realized what a big deal sex was to other people
* And at the end of the day he doesn’t feel sexual attraction
* Maybe that’s a big deal for you
* You put your arm around him and hold him close
* “You’re more than enough for me Luffy, you’re my dream boy,” you promise
* And if you kiss his forehead afterwards?
* He might actually cry
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Nick: (Pulling a all-dayer and all-nighter at his desk like the workaholic that he is, grumbling over a recent case)
Jasmine: (Suppose to be in bed in her loft that had once belonged to Ellie but is instead creeping around) “……....” (Peeps her head around the corner while invisible, observing Nick)
Nick: (Tired Dad sigh as he rubs his forehead)
Jasmine: (Silently slinks back upstairs, cracking opening the roof door juuuuust enough so she can slip outside and explore the night, still dressed in her bunny jammies)
Alley Cat: (Brushes up against the escapee as she makes her getaway)
Jasmine: (Puts a finger to her lip) “Ssh….” (Pets the kitty to buy his silence before swiftly making her way across the rooftops like Batman, jumping off at the very edge)
Nick: (Unimpressed Dad look as he watches his daughter from the corner ahead, lit cigarette in hand)
Jasmine: (Glances back over her shoulder to make sure she isn’t being followed, completely oblivious to his presence)
Nick: (Folds his arms, the cigarette now in his mouth) “Ahem.”
Jasmine: “Eeeeeeek!!” (Jumps like a startled cat and hisses, taking out her Murder Mittens)
Nick: (Unfazed) “What did I say about sneaking out in the middle of the night?” (Struts over and seizes the girl by the arm)
Jasmine: (Only hisses again in response)
Nick: (Raises his eyebrows as he examines his girl) “And only in your jammies too? You looking to catch your death in the cold?” (Puts his coat around the teen so she won’t freeze)
Jasmine: (Huffs, stamping her feet like a toddler)
Nick: (Tugs on her arm) “C’mon missy, straight back to bed with you.” (Starts leading her away)
Jasmine: (Annoyed growl as she’s dragged back home)
Based on a conversation I had with @sassenashsworld
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hauntingblue · 4 months
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Hancock being shy with luffy always gets me
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ac-schryver · 9 months
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I’m kinda lost in One Piece…. I did see Zoro
Mihawk: Crocodile, I was thinking of us arranging a marriage between my son and yours
Crocodile: Zoro won’t marry Luffy
Mihawk: and what’s wrong with my boy?
Crocodile: nothing’s wrong with Zoro, but Luffy wouldn’t marry him either.
Mihawk: -frown- why?
Crocodile: Luffy’s 19 let him just be free from marriage contracts, I said No Hancock!
Hancock: he should marry me.
Crocodile: No! No one is marrying Luffy! Also why are you asking me not Garp?
Hancock: Dragon laughed at me.
Mihawk: Garp did to me as well.
Crocodile: and Why not Ivankov?
Hancock: He laughed and said only his prefect Princess who went through bride training can, and then when i demanded he teach me, he laughed and Sicced that Sabo on me.
Crocodile: did you ask Shanks?
Mihawk: Shanks’ eye twitched and his crew told me to run.
Crocodile: Buggy?
Hancock: and Why Buggy?
Crocodile: He’s Shanks’ husband!
Hancock: we could try
Mihawk: Don’t bother, Buggy has probably heard from Shanks about our questions
Zoro: -walks in- Luffy’s been in love with that shitty cook since we found him on that fish boat restaurant. Shit how did I get here?
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