#no longer in excruciating pain!

[scorndotexe]

jokes that aren't funny unless you're in excruciating pain:

my favorite kind of painkiller, the one that doesn't work

#well here i am recovering from surgery #no longer in excruciating pain! #which is how i can tell that joke wasn't funny at all #ok getting dizzy now bye bye #persimmon's rambles

[tache-noire]

i wrote a line in a fic once like "he has never been more acutely aware of his balls slipping around in his trunks until now" and that's all i can think of the past few days with lotion on my bits

#pussy update!!!! #i am no longer in excruciating pain #but i'm very slippery all the time #and i literally already have stubble again what the fuck

[thedisablednaturalist]

Chronic illness is so fucking weird

I walk (aided) probably a few miles everyday for work. Probably 2-5 hours a day. My calves are HARD. My thighs are HARD. I have objectively strong legs.

Today I was walking uphill and had to take a break after. My boss (fucked up ankles) drove us to the other part of the site while my coworker had to walk (sorry bud) because we got tired and I didn't want to trigger a flare. My muscles are strong but it basically doesn't matter because they get inflamed and hurt no matter what.

#wrenfea.exe #idk maybe my core isn't strong enough #but my legs hurt #my knees feel so much better from using crutches at least #theyre no longer in excruciating pain from all my weight being put on them #and my arms are getting stronger now too #chronic disability #chronic pain #spoonie #fibromyalgia #from the field #chronic illness

[lilflowerpot]

Hey flowerpot! Just wanted to check in on you and see how your doing. This week has definitely been a little miserable what with a fever and all, and while it sucked, I had a lot of fun going rereading some of your work! Hope your happy and well （╹◡╹）♡

I have every sympathy for you my love; unfortunately, after a solid three years of eluding 'rona,,, she finally got me 😔

Before any of you sweet anxious creatures start to fret, I'm alright! General flu symptoms that very much remind me of when I caught swine flu as a kid (rip) but I'm all up to date on my vaccines so my body seems to be fighting it off well enough!

#regrettably this does mean that the next chapter will be postponed a little while longer #i am part-way done with it so hopefully it'll still be up before the new year but i can't say for sure #as per usual thank you all for your patience & support! #Ao3 Little Blade #sa screams back #the author speaks #though—not so fun fact—did you know that the more recent strains can come with rather excruciating shooting pains down your tibia #because i sure as hell didn't 🙃

[running-tweezers]

We’re living the Barbie paddlehand life for the next few days, fellas

#good news: no longer in constant excruciating pain #bad news: life in plastic is less than fantastic #marisa speaks

[vampirebutterflies]

why must the sexiest bitches suffer the worst aggies

#not gonna lie I think this was my second time having smth w codeine and it didn’t? really do anything? like the relief lasted maybe 20mins #half hour at the most before it started being more than an ache again #like it wasn’t excruciating it was back at what’s been my standard Noticeably Painful But Can Be Sort Of Ignored level so. wasn’t worth #staying on ward but like. isn’t codeine meant to be ur severe pain thing. like surely that should’ve taken the Noticeably Painful pain too #for longer than half an hour #iunno #anyway like I said second(?) time and it didn’t really seem like much so idk if I just like. function at pain levels #where I probably shouldn’t still be alive like. on the weekly. or if I’m just one of the lucky ones who doesn’t process the drug as I should #I love knowing smth is still obviously wrong but having normal test results and not really having other resources or any clue what to look @ #I’m very heavily torn between “I must be being dramatic / it’s a psychosomatic thing” and “there really feels like something physically #wrong but I don’t know what or who to ask or how to find out what it is” #exhausting shit #I don’t even necessarily want A Solution I just wanna know what the fucks wrong at this point #mercury.txt

[scuopsie]

I’ve had similar issues with weight loss (gained weight when i was sick then lost ~25% of what was my entire body weight) and now my girls have deflated 😔 One day i really want to get a lift done, maybe implants too, but it all kinda scares me. I can’t really feel my nips either (or a lot of my body — thanks neuropathy!) so I guess that’s one less thing to worry about 😂 I’m just gonna stick to saving for fillers/botox for my face in the meantime 😬

Hope your recovery keeps going well!! 🖤

Oh gosh... that's a DRASTIC weightloss!!! I can imagine😞😞😞

Okay imma be real with u, im super anti implants kdnddmdk (personal opinion ofc) Other than their fake looking results and the fact that you're adding weights to ur chest, the thought of having two giant external objects being shoved into ur body makes me wanna CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN... But honestly who am i to tell u what to do 😌 if thats what u want u should totally go for it!!!

Oh i love botox <3 my beloved. I love living in a modern world with modern shit like this kdkkdkd

#i feel like a whole new person when i get brows lifted with botox <3 #also chin fillers <3 life changing for me since i have a flat chin kekdkkdkd #I've heard that botox and filler are really fucking expensive in the us😬 im so happy to have an easier access to them here #they're not cheap by any means but they're not insanely expensive either #also more on the implants #my mom was basically selling breast implants for this american company for the last 11 years she worked before retiring #and i have seen things.... #apparently the pain is excruciating and lasts way longer than a lift and reduction. the risks are much higher. #and one thing i learned from my dr is that not everyone's skin and body is suitable to get implants #if you dont have genetically firm and tight skin and body mass implants will weight ur skin down really fast #and ur back to having saggy bewbs #and most ppl who have saggy bewbs dont have firm skin bc if they did it probably won't have happened #one of the other doctors i saw was trying to influence me to get implants even tho i never ever wanted that #and when I told my current doctor abt it he was like 'who told u that? he was full of shit. ur skin couldn't handle the weight of impants' #and hes right! i have the softest stretchiest skin.... #ask #mira🖤 #also how mira how are u doing??? #hope you've been doing well ❤️❤️❤️

[pelipper]

I went to a consultation today, and long story short ya girl might be getting a hysterectomy!

I am so excited I found a doctor who takes my pelvic pain and desire to not have children seriously. It felt amazing being able to describe my symptoms without any pushback. Before when I would tell my old doctors my symptoms they'd just shrug and say, "Oh, it will get better after you have your first child." Nah, we child free up in this house. 🏠

No more masking my symptoms with birth control, we're getting a laparoscopy.

#personal #tw: medical #tbh i can't wait to dunk my uterus in the trashcan #i have zero desire whatsoever to have a child #i'm excited to no longer be in excruciating pain from what we're pretty sure is endometriosis

[peachy-kaiju]

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#been in excruciating ammounts of pain lately #to the point i cant even dress myself #i hate living like this #i cant even sit at my computer to draw for longer than an hour or else my back pain gets so bad i cant get out of my chair #luckily my fiance is around but god i would be even more miserable if i didnt have help to do basic tasks #vent

[misspelled-url]

wisdom tooth pain ranting in the tags don't mind me

#it's 4am and I can't sleep because my toothache is KILLING me i feel like a peasant in 1368 vulnerable to nature's whimsies #it's been constantly hurting for more than 24hs and sometimes the pain was dull enough that i've been able to tune it out if i was #distracted enough but rn it's just excruciating #and every time i swallow the pain doubles for a second #i just. needed to rant SOMEWHERE otherwise i'd go insane i think #i just. want the pain to stop i don't want to have to take my wisdom tooth out #ive never had an operation and id like too avoid it if i can but frankly I don't want to deal with this pain much longer fml #i was literally at the dentist a month ago and they said let's just see how it develops #well. turns out it developed now #fuuuuuuuuuck #this might be 4am me talking but i just wanna fucking cry rn #my alarm will go off in a few hours and i hate everything #anyways #let's see if i can find some fucking ibuprofen in this house #ive been hesitant to take any so far because what if it makes me hurt myself somehow through a movement or sth if i don't feel pain? #also i haven't taken any because i'm fucking stupid #and the stupidity ends now. im channeling the ibuprofriends paracetamigos post #la concha de la reputisima madre #... okay #rant over #for now #congrats if you've read this far #this post is definitely mainly meant for myself & my sanity #good night hopefully

[konigsblog]

Forceful breeding with Perv!König (🌽 link)

CW; FORCED IMPREGNATION, BREEDING KINK, NON-CON/DUB-CON, AFAB!F!READER — MDNI 18+

König is looking out for himself. His oma and his mother are desperate for some children from König and have been pestering König as he ages. All könig thinks about is the soft giggles of a little baby, to hold his own child in his arms protectively, to care and look out for them like a father should.

Although, you're fearful of pregnancy. All the side effects and complications, the things that could possibly go wrong. Shame fills him when he thinks about what he could do to convince you, or get you pregnant, whether it was a consensual and conscious decision or not. König admires your drunken facial expressions, the smell of booze assaulting his nostrils when he takes in a deep breath beside you. Guilt leaves him conflicted, but inevitably, he chooses to take you. König knows it's wrong, but he wants it too much to bear.

You're too weak to fight against König, who quickly manhandles you into a position where you're vulnerable and powerless and unable to fight back. Even if you tried, your attempts would lead to wasted energy as König carries out with his sickening, distributing acts despite your pleas, all caused by his perversity, selfishness and corrupted perception of love. You don't react, or at least not until König is shoving himself inside to get this over and done with. The sound of your pained cries pulls at his heartstrings, but regardless, he ploughs into you with your legs pulled over his shoulders and your hands pinned to your sides, held in a fist as you dig your nails into your palms, choking on your sounds and sobs.

“I know, I know, it hurts, doesn't it? You're doing so, so well. You know this will benefit both of us, right? Just- a little bit longer, Suße...” He grunts out, working towards that desired release he's been dreaming about all day.

The impact of his hung balls slapping against your ass is excruciating. Your body contorts and trembles as you attempt to wriggle your way out of his firm grasp, useless as König begins to lean further into you, pushing all of his weight down onto you to slam into your ass. You gag at the feeling of König hitting deeper than before, right against your bruised cervix. It's obvious that König wants this, and he'll make sure not a drop leaves your hole.

Just think about how happy his mother will be, the excitement on his oma's face and the presents they'll bring you, little lamb...

#orla speaks #tw: forced impregnation #tw: forced breeding #tw: non con #konig x reader #konig x female reader #konig x reader smut #könig x reader #könig x you #könig x y/n #könig cod #könig call of duty #konig mw2 #konig modern warfare #konig mwii #könig smut #konig cod #konig call of duty #konig smut #konig headcanons #konig x you #cod imagine #cod #cod x reader smut #cod x reader

[laurelwinchester]

at this point my doctor’s ‘’chill’’ demeanor is becoming a fucking problem

#i have chronic iron issues #i have to get my levels checked regularly #at my last check my levels were low so my doctor told me to take supplements #which would be fine except that i don't absorb supplements and she knows that #''eh just try and we'll see what happens'' i was told #what happened is that my ferritin level dropped to a fucking 2 and i am so ill i'm basically non functional #and now it's going to take longer to fix #i get that as a canadian i'm not allowed to complain about healthcare where americans can see it without risking being piled on #but canadian healthcare fucking sucks #it was borderline negligent before the pandemic collapsed the system #you go to your doctor and say ''something's wrong'' #and they say ''here's a band aid if you don't die it wasn't serious if you do die it was that's pretty much all we're willing to do'' #now you don't even get the fucking band aid #you get sick and you go to your doctor or the emergency room and you wait hours and days and months #and they look at you for five seconds and go ''oh damn this is bad lol thoughts and prayers off you go'' #a thirty seven year old woman died in a nova scotia emergency room on new year's after waiting seven hours #she was in excruciating pain and kept telling her husband ''i think i'm dying'' and they kept brushing her off #she died slow and scared and in pain after lying on the dirty floor of an emergency room #she was essentially tortured to death and left behind children and a husband who had to sit there and watch her die like that #and it was completely preventable #and it will happen again in this country #it's probably happening somewhere right now #anyway now i get to go fight for the infusions i should have gotten months ago while i'm so ill i can't stand for longer than a few minutes #end rant #personal

[713-4th-ward-g]

#dang i saw this on my Instagram and brought back a lot of old memories #i never realized how close my great grandmothers and tio carlos deaths were #to me personally it felt like it was 5 years after it happened #but nope it wasn't #she died in the middle of high school #and the worst part is she would have been alive for much longer had it not been for her being technically killed #i STILL REMEMBER WHEN IT HAPPENED #My tia genuinely meant so much harm when she pushed her #she even told her in Spanish this is what happens when you get in my way #and tripped her #and she was in her 80s at the time so the fall was so brutal #i still remember hearing my great grandma crying in excruciating pain and then my aunt try to play it off like she didnt just push/trip her #she tried to play it off like it was an accident but i saw everything and so did another tia and mom but they never took my aunt who did it #to the police there reasoning being they didnt want to get my tia deported 🙂😪🙃 or in trouble #not like she didnt just trip her on purpose knowing what she was doing could end up killing her and it sure enough did kill her #i will never forget that day #its so crazy cause to me it happened to recently and not years ago #i was already disassociated with the fact my father figure died from liver sclerosis while living with us in his last days #then my great grandma was killed in front of me 2 years later #wow its no wonder i cared little to nothing of myself or future then. i barely did any speaking in highschool #my first year at Reagan was with my cousin and his friends but then my cousin turned into a senior the next year #and stopped talking to me and hanged with his friends more than me #so i was left without any one until i met noe #then Jacob and andres #to bad i dont talk to any of them anymore #i dont talk to noe cause i feel ashamed at the fact i never got to send my letters to him cause i believed his girl at time #when she said he didnt want to do anything with me but not knowing she was only saying that to ruin our friendship #cause they weren't even together anymore and i only found out about that 6 or 7 years into noes imprisonment #and he was going in for 8 so it had already been to long and too late #but i guess he doesnt hold it against me since he followed me on Instagram

[hana-no-seiiki]

YANDERE SOULMATE . . .

Yandere! Soulmate who’s been with you since childhood because of how dangerous/painful both of your marks are.

Basically it’s a variant of Hanahaki called ‘Hanasaku’ (Hana for Flower, Saku for to bloom) or ‘Dermal Florens’ that feels like it’s tearing your skin apart as a flower tattoo ‘blooms’ the longer / further apart you are from your soulmate. This tends to cause excruciating pain to the pairings, and as such it’s mandatory to have your mark to be registered/unite with your soulmate as soon as possible.

You, dear reader, wanted absolutely nothing to do with soulmates or love in general. In contrast to your soulmate who quite literally couldn’t live without you.

They were just so clingy, and the fact that you were tied together at such a young age infuriated you. Why did some higher power get to decide who you were supposed to like?

Your soulmate was insufferable. Always clinging unto you, always getting in between any relationship you may have platonic or not, and always whining about your lack of enthusiasm.

They were just so desperate. So in love. So content with what they were given - forced upon- that it disgusted you.

But then they abruptly disappeared, leaving you in sheer agony. You were bedridden for weeks. Incapable of any sort of function.

Then your soulmate returns. Their mark had already spread all over their face and limbs.

They lay a chaste kiss on your lips, ending the overwhelming pain across your body in an instant.

And for once, you cling unto to them, you were the one sobbing and crying for them to never leave you. You felt utterly pitiful. Your ego, your pride was crushed to a fine dust.

The tears in your eyes made you blind to the smirk on their features.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere soulmate #yanderecore #darlingcore #yandere writing #yandere scenario #yandere imagines #yandere lover #tw yandere #yandere headcannons #yandere hcs #yandere x darling

[heavenlysphere]

Being a ferret half the time means defuwa probably has a really shit intestinal track too

#shut up maverick #michael: i do not understand pain like most people any longer but are you not in excruciating pain? #defuwa: yolo #michael who was given immortality bc they wanted to die: that is objectively untrue and concerning. #suicidal mention #(in regards to oc things)

[y13evie]

a jealous man

miguel o’hara x fem! reader

tags: talks of pregnancy, reader gets catcalled, lots of cum LMFAO, some spanish terms, very dirty

miguel o’hara is very possessive about what’s his. so when you’re out on a date and some rando decides to comment on how your ass looks in that little dress, miguel doesn’t take it lightly. after dealing with the no longer-apart-of-this-earth random, miguel the both of you into the car and not a work is spoken that whole car ride home. you knew miguel was a jealous man but god. the grip he had on your wrist as you entered your shared apartment was lethal. you could tell that as soon as he shut the door to your bedroom that it wasn’t gonna be pretty.

no words are exchanged as he begins to unbutton his dress pants and rip his shirt off. you try to smooth him a bit, placing a hand against his cheek.

“miguel, i’m okay. i’m all yours. forever.”

your words are nothing but background noise as he quite harshly sits you onto his thigh. he unzips your dress and pulls it over your head, making quick work to undo your bra aswell. the way he takes one of your breasts in his mouth so hastily makes you gasp. you quickly wrap your arms around his neck, keeping yourself steady on his muscular thigh. without even trying, you’re subconsciously grinding your pussy against him. slowly getting faster and faster. miguel takes notice to this and puts it to end quickly despite your whines.

“cariño, i wanna make you feel good tonight. make you understand who you belong to.” he whispers against your neck. a strong hold on your waist as he stands up and flips your back onto the bed. for a moment, he just stands there. his beautiful girl, all spread open right infront of him. your plush skin hot due to the intensity of the moment. when he snaps back to reality he quickly gets rid of the thong that had been keeping him from your entrance. miguel’s cock is leaking in his own boxers, which he takes off and slowly strokes himself.

“are you ready, my love?”.

you nod in response. he lines himself up with your pussy and enters you inch by inch. a slur of swears leaves his mouth as you suck him in greedily. once miguel bottoms out he does it all again. increasing the pace what seems like each second. skin on skin, he leans down and whispers into your ear.

“all mine. you belong with me. nobody else can make you feel this good.”

his words cause you to clench around his cock, earning a loud groan from him. your moans increase in volume each time he hits the most sensitive part of your walls. you can’t help but make deep scratches down his back, crying out how good he makes you feel. he nuzzles his face into your neck to get as close as possible to you. he hears your heartbeat, feels the blood warming up your body. he’s obsessed with you. the closeness seems to send you over the edge. you cum all over miguel’s length, whining when his excruciating pace doesn’t falter.

it takes no time for the overstimulation to take complete control of all your senses. tears begin to well up in the corner of your eyes. “miguel ‘ts too much please”, you beg for him to have some mercy and slow down. he doesn’t. he needs you to know exactly who you belong to. you squirm around as your body tries to comprehend whether the sensation is pain or pleasure. your cries begin to increase in volume as miguel gets rougher, nearing his own finish.

“tell me you want me to fill you up with my cum, tell me amor”. he commands you to beg for him. you’re too cockdrunk to even understand what he’s saying, so he repeats himself. grabbing your face this time.

“tell me what you want hermosa”. his eye contact is deep, you know he wants you to plead. you give him exactly what he wants.

“please miguel. fill m’ up with your cum please. i need you. i need to be filled with you” your face reddens with a hint of embarrassment, but you mean every word you said. you’d be lying if you didn’t think about how you looked with your tummy filled with one of his kids. what a cute family you two would create together.

he listens to your pleads and cums deep instead you. panting as if he’s just run a marathon. miguel’s hair is sticking to his face and sweat makes his features shine. he looks stunning. it’s safe to say he thinks the same about you. he admires your face contorting in pleasure and wish you two could stay like this forever. but you can’t. he carefully pulls out and the bed dips as he lay down next to you. a comfortable silences fills the room as you both come down from the moment. miguel however, has one thing to get off his chest.

“how would you like to be a mama?”

#miguel spiderverse #miguel x y/n #miguel x reader #miguel spiderman #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel smut #miguel ohara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o’hara x y/n #miguel ohara smut #miguel o’hara smut #spider man: across the spider verse