peachy-kaiju
Toss it in the juice hole
Certified Old Man Enjoyer | I can't contract human diseases | Adult |Multi-Fandom | Currently Obsessing Over: Street Fighter | 18+ Only |
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week
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no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics
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i just found this image chart.png that i made this summer
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Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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Forgor i draw and can post it so heres my blorbo atm (a friends character im rotating in my brain constantly hehe) His name is Segis and he has a Queen Slime symbiote named Glasha. I want to kiss his stupid emo ass right in the mouth
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