#no @ because i’m lazy

[bratfiction]

-> repost from my old blog cause i’ve been DILF crazy lately.

DILF!SIMON ???

truly an old, grumpy bastard. kidding. he’s a dilf without even being a dilf— which is so fucking frustrating because it forces you to imagine actually having his kids and watching him walk around with a chunky baby to bounce on his big, ink covered arm. he always tells you that all you have to do is say the word, and he’d be happy to oblige. to give you a happy baby and make up the warm, bubbly home he never had growing up. he’d put a pretty ring on your finger, too. everything and anything despite your age gap.

and god… is he making sure you fall right into his trap. he’s even at it early in the morning, lounging in the living room with nothing but his briefs on, thick thighs spread and just waiting for you to sit your soft warmth right on top of them. above the elastic waistband digging into his carved hips are those solid abs that reside under the bit of pudge he does have. your eyes trail all the way up, to his beefed up pecs and bulky scarred biceps, while he reads the morning paper and has a mug of tea without a care in the world.

“simon,” you don’t mean to say his name, honestly. it slips out with ease as it tends to, because you cant seem to wrap your head around how this metaphorical and literal mountain of a man is yours. it escapes you on instinct as your feet carry you to him, shuffling in your slippers until your knees bump into his own.

you’re falling into his lap with a kind of desperation that is so familiar to him. he knows— he always does. so a calloused hand squeezes your thigh while you press yourself into him and already begin placing kisses along the underside of his stubbly jaw. his adam’s apple bobs as he speaks.

“ready t’ take me up on that offer?”

#⌨️.kit's writing #old blog was khonig teehee. #anyway #recycling things from the vault because i’m both too busy and lazy to write #*** #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #call of duty x you #call of duty x reader #call of duty smut

[lieutkenny]

I’m rewatching Detective Conan again and low-key wish Kaitou Kid was also a victim of APTX 4869

#detco #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #dcmk #comic #this took three days to draw; because I’m lazy #yes this is from twilight

[yourlocalabomination]

The darkness will spare my soul.

#PLEASE LOOK AT THE RUFFLES #PLEASE APPRECHIATE HOW LONG I SPENT ON THEM #actually please apprechiate all of this because I spent like 3/4 weeks on this bad boy #this piece reminded me why I’m lazy with most of my art because when I actually do detail properly it takes forever #also- idk how to do lighting I’m learning rn do don’t try and deep it too hard ok #anyway I’m out here shoving religious symbolism into my artwork oh look how original #I think grace would be dismayed at the fact this took 6 9 hours- a holy number #grace chasity #grace chastity npmd #grace chastity fanart #npmd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[ghost-luvr]

Operation

based on/redraw of this comic cover ⬇️⬇️⬇️

#i didn’t add all the characters because i’m lazy #i kinda just wanted to draw rick restrained #wait who said that #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty comic #rick and morty fanart

[andminnequin]

Ace’s robes card groovy

#aaaaaaaaaa #art #digital art #tags? #drawing #Twst #twisted wonderland ace #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland Epel #Twst shrimp #Twst mc #twisted wonderland shrimp #twisted wonderland mc #twisted wonderland art #Twst meme #Twst art #why is spelling twisted wonderland so long #Twst yes #chibis bc I’m so tired and lazy #shrimpy is so beautiful #teehee #sparkles #because they’re that beautiful

[meowthefluffy]

Something something do you love the color of the sky

(based on this post) @zzoupz @writing-is-a-martial-art

#Twitblr #twitter blue #twitter tumblr #tumblrina #tumblr sexyman #tumblr mythology #mythology #tumblr #Twitter #comic #twitblr chronicles #twitblr divorce #This is the longest I have ever spent on anything #some else please dissect the details of this because I put a lot of time into them but I’m too lazy to explain

[spooksicl-e]

sk8r boi john hamish watson i know that’s right‼️‼️

#sherlock @ co giving me what i need #my art #no @ because i’m lazy but please don’t steal or use without permission #art #fanart #fanartist #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock #sherlock and co. #sherlock & co. #sherlock and co #sherlock & co

[kingsdoodles]

Finally like and am satisfied with this ganon (not all that different from my other drawings.) but it makes it easier for my brain to draw him now.

I also decided he needed a sand seal. A big ole guy named ghost to go with phantom. I imagine him being as spoiled as Patricia in the best of ways.

#totk #ganlink #loz au #I only draw link in my short hand for him because I’m lazy #all efforts only go to ganon right now #the brain rot is real

[battle-of-the-birds]

i think it’s too late to save mourning dove but i think some good propaganda would be stupid dove nests

Omg I love stupid little dove nests 💜 also it’s not too late, the polls keep swinging back and forth so it’s possible it’ll swing back for the doves (they were in the lead this morning). Anyway, here’s a little collection of dove nests.

#I didn’t grab the photographers names this time because I’m lazy and it’s late #I might try and find them later and edit it in #not polls #propaganda

[candyheartedchy]

Saw @rexscanonwife doing a self insert vs self image post and thought it would be fun to do one too! :D

#old pic because I’m too lazy to take another one rn lol #📷 my face 📷 #self insert #self insert community #🎨 chy creations 🎨 #💬 chy chatter 💬

[sharp-edges]

This is HEARTBREAKING!!!! My heart is BROKEN, quinn, quinny, quinnifer, huggy, q-ball….. please this is not your cross the bear alone, please do NOT place all of the blame on yourself, PLEASE PLEASE

#quinn hughes #canucks lb #video of my screen because I’m too fucking lazy to get my screen rec working rn

[cowardlykrow]

Owen → Cringe gays [affectionate] → Wife

[cowboy au]

#Dear google how draw wohuhman? #google how draw whamun #google wamnahamanan how? #Almost scrapped the second panel because its soo... so lazy...but i stayed strong even tho my eye is twitching #Saf #spies are forever #Cowboys are forever #art #fanart #Agent curt mega #Owen carvour #Tatiana Slozhno #Yee-hawen Carvour - Tat-yee-haw-na - and Curt... uh... curt yee??... Curt yee-meg-haw #anyway there we go - i promise i’m done with the cowboy stuff [for now] #at least posting it #Also me drawing/making clothes: how boring can i possibly make these... lets see #why is a brit and a russian even out here being cowboys? we'll never know #I should have drawn curt with a head shot as well because i really need to do him some justice but to late now! #Cowboys your spies #i realized all my “fan-oc”’s[which i said i don’t really do] are animals - Chat am I cringe/hj

[passionpeachy]

I’ve been thinking of going to the library to work on stuff for a whole week so I don’t have to hole myself up in my room anymore and instead I just fall asleep all day every day even if I don’t want to. It’s making me so sad at this point lol

#text #sometimes it really feels like I’m wasting majority of my life just in bed because I’m so tired. or lazy. I can’t tell anymore

[tariah23]

aisjsjjensnJAJAJ

#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!! #I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one? #yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’ #rambling

[caindiis]

nothing more devastating than coming back to the tag of your fav and seeing the most recent post is still your own

#obey me #obey me shall we date #swd obey me #my art #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto #this is as far as i’m taking this little doodle :3 so cutttessss #i want him carnally. biblically. romantically. in every way possible and especially the worst oens #ones*…. it’s so embarrassing making typos in the tags when ur too lazy to go back and retype it #fully aware it’s missing some details i just wanted this OUUUTTT because my adhd was starting to make me deteriorate and . #well let’s just say that if that happened this version would never see the light of day

[moon-mirage]

Here you go, @firstdragonlady , comedic book-Hayffie (including a goose) because that's how they work best for me:

I think Haymitch would enjoy introducing his feathery friend to his feathery lady. 😂

Bonus: And for an extra dose of snarky Haymitch, I love the idea that he names his geese after some variation of Effie:

“That right there is Effily. Silly little thing. Then there’s Effina and over there is the great Ephigenia. She’s the loudest one, always making noises. I can’t get her to shut up for just five minutes.”

Effie … is not flattered. 😂🪿

#the hunger games #thg #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #it's a silly post but it was fun to draw #effie is especially fun because i love her over the top outfits #please disregard that the lower pictures are unfinished #I’m lazy 😅 #the first picture got all the attention #but I couldn’t resist the drawing the little geese scene #with huffy Effie and smug Haymitch #the first pic is called “ the man the goose and the peacock” 😜