#neither bitch

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[ghostnebula]

I've been going through photos from my childhood for a baby shower game and I think I understand why people were often so racially confused by my existence

#ghost gabs #i can appreciate your confusion now #is she black or is she asian??? #NEITHER BITCH #on the one hand i hope this kid looks like me #on the other hand i hope she doesnt experience microaggressions for a race she's not 🤣 #i havent seen some of these before and im like #oh okay i get it now #that child DOES look east asian

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.

you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE

#i lied the one reason to make a cop show is you want a mafia show and the cops are currently by far the most powerful u.s. mafia #BUT! i cannot emphasize enough: the police have none of the aesthetics or personality of the actual mafia so why even bother #The Sopranos but in an office setting with buzzing fluorescent lighting? and half your co-workers are weekend neo-nazis? come on #no. just no #from now on i want all tv cops to be villainous side characters #but BORING villainous side characters #i like villains as much as the next queer audience member but i cannot overstate the importance of portraying cops as not just bastards #but BORING bastards #they are so boring. they are boring and hateful and also neither particularly smart nor interesting #i need to emphasize: there is NOTHING to romanticize there #i am so passionate and supportive of anti-romanticizing cops. ANTI-ROMANTICIZE THE POLICE. #the police are BORING and HATEFUL and CRUEL and BASIC AS HELL #and we should be pointing that out publicly every chance we get #the police are BORING BASIC BITCHES and mocking them publically is a patriotic service

[honeyed-disgraceful]

My main job is getting asked "are you a boy or a girl" every day

#misc #gender #neither bitch

[flumpermergen]

Listen… comparing hoyoverse characters can be a bit annoying but sometimes it’s just too un-fucking-canny to NOT point out

#Genshin impact #genshin childe #childe #honaki star rail #hsr #hsr aventurine #aventurine #hsr spoilers #flump! #don’t let them cook 😭 #fellas is it illegal to manipulate an entire government??? #I was like ‘yeah okay their boss forms and personalities are kinda similar I can get people comparing them’ #and then hoyo gave them both cunty ass guitars and that was too far #lock them up!!! (again) #they both have 52 fake ids and are banned from most public spaces #at least they have an organization to fall back on #kinda? idk neither of them fully like the fatui/IPC #not like either have much of a choice when it comes to leaving lmao #ANYWAY ILL STOP RAMBLING IN THE TAGS teehee #I just love morally grey bitches

[imsiriuslyreading]

you look like you read fanfiction (said with praise, complimentary etc)

#harry potter fanfiction #fanfic bitch #to my core #it’s changed me #outside as well as in #i’ve read so many words this year #not one of them published #idgaf #i also haven’t read anything straight but that’s neither here nor there

[writeitinsharpie]

janto is secretive bitch/secretive bastard and that's why they work

#torchwood #sharpie says shit #shitpost #jack harkness #ianto jones #janto #any other relationship would be like “are you keeping secrets from me?” #in this one neither of them have hands clean lmao #“how old are you jack?” “remember that time you kept a cyberman in the basement?” #also ianto is the mean girl bitch and jack is the asshole bastard no i will not take arguments #toxic relationship Of All Time

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.

#no you don’t understand I do that all the time #i don’t usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say #i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find #and sometimes I’ll make a post about a particularly funny bad one #but I respect shen yuan’s dedication to letting airplane bro know he’s a sellout #I appreciate shen yuan’s feral behavior so much he’s my role model #like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ™ #as is Xie Lian just for different reasons #but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan #he’s literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it #shen yuan #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss shitpost #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #scumbag system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shen yuan #pidw

[cedobols]

i was looking at ur blog about how seb and mark first met and i think this is the first time i'm seeing this picture can you please tell which year/race it is 🙏🙏i also love the theme it's so pretty 😿

ive not been exercising my martian memory so im a little rusty but i wanna say the 2010 china gp

there’s a clip of the interaction where mark slaps seb’s shoulder. and it LOOKS as if they’re having an argument but really mark is like. backing seb up over the lewis vs seb pitlane incident

!!!!! later seb had to go into the stewards room to meet with lewis and talk it out and he made them all wait bc he was having a shower and when he finally arrived his his hair was all damp and curly .. it was very cute and unprofessional but mostly cute

#ask #martian #mark webber #sebastian vettel #neither of the boys got the podium that day i dont think #so they’re finally on the same side for once! and get to bitch together! #which is a rare sight…. but i love it…. this is definitely one of my favourite moments

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Thinkin about Sanemi and Giyuu trying to cook together…

Like they’d clash in the kitchen so badly, Giyuu’s very by-the-book strategy where’s Sanemi just “wings it”

You know the produce the most satisfying 3 course meal but no one touched that kitchen

Mitsuri offers to help them out a bit and she’s the only thing keeping a pan from flying across the counter

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #giyuu tomioka #kny giyuu #kny headcanons #kny tomioka #tomioka giyuu #sanemi x giyuu #sanegiyuu #shinazugawa sanemi #kimetsu sanemi #sanemi shinaguzawa #demon slayer sanemi #kny sanemi #kimetsu no yaiba sanemi #they’re excellent in the kitchen #just don’t put them in the same one #they find a new recipe neither of them have tried #they’re the bitches trying insane shit in their recipes #just to see what happens #mitsuri kimetsu no yaiba #she’s trying her best

[nashvillethotchicken]

Some Iwtv fans will seriously fight tooth and nail to argue that Armand is more evil or Lestat is more evil as if both them bitches aren't going to the hell under hell and then to the hell right under that one!

#no funny shit them niggas are evil #literally everyone in the show and on the cast crew interviewers reviewers will say armand is just as abusive as lestat and here come - #some tomfool name devilminionsthrownoutusedcondom saying no he not #boffum got something wrong with them!!!!!!!! #you see either of them you gotta just pray they dont think u cute cus no therapy could save you aside from a lobotomy #armand had a whole slave in the books! #ARMAND LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE IN DUBAI. ALL OTHER SHIT ASIDE YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE OF MF YOU GOTTA BE TO DO THAT? #lestat put his hands on women!! #like i love them both but them niggas are not good in any sense of the word #the way we know god aint real is cus neither have been struck by lightning yet for their myriad of crimes against bad bitches #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #armand iwtv #the vampire armand #iwtv 2022

[astralzeraphias]

this was supposed to go with this but i didn’t add it for whatever reason!

#megatron #maccadam #on twit ppl have been posting their unfinished art so i started poking around #i didn’t like it for whatever reason but idk why #in any case . neither of these pieces are art that i’m excessively proud of or anything but i like the color of the flowers #posting this means i can’t be drawing this bitch with blue flowers anymore #(<- is absolutely going to draw this bitch with blue flowers again)

[trekkerac]

shoutout to the people who can actually write about their ocs. your brains are massive

i get a concept for a character and it is maybe three words and a vibe

#and then i'll throw that bitch into a comic and make shit up about them as i go #which is neither better or worse but because of that i have nothing to say about them until i have fully established them in a comic /story #... and then i still have nothing to say actually 😂

[witchofthesouls]

Is it weird that I think June Darby and Megatron can be great bitch-at-brunch friends or petty nemeses?

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #june darby #megatron #maccadam #my thoughts #look this bitch rolled up to secret government agency to get her kid. nothing is stopping her #and megs is that guy that literally comitted corpse desecration upon a god to handle another god's legendary weapon #put these two together and someone will die because there's ideas and then there's Ideas #neither of them are brakes they accelerate full speed ahead

[mrs-monaghan]

Exhibit F) should I include this? Coz I'm not seeing the difference here

Do you know why ? Because there's no many difference in Jikook and yoonmin or any pair for that case. Jikook doesn't behave much differently than other JM ships, there are no lovesick couple moments except the ones Jikookers projected on Jkk

Oh my Gooooooooood. Fuck offffffffff. Where are these people fucking coming from??????

Because there's no many difference in Jikook or Yoonmin or any pair for that case

You know what, fine..you wanna play? Let's play

-There is only one GCFT. I don't remember JK featuring another member by themselves in his Golden closet films. EXCEPT JIMIN.

- While we are on the topic, Jimin has always gotten the most screentime in the GCFs. Here are the statistics for ALL the GCFs mathafaka

- Jimin never asked any other member for kisses except JK.

- JK has never called any other member baby except Jimin

- JK has never said to any other member that he wanted to have them. Only Jimin.

-Jimin has never given another member a hickey. Only JK.

-Jimin has never massaged another member's crotch with his foot, except JK

-Jimin has never footsied any other member while they were waiting for pizza except JK.

- Jimin has never held another member's hand secretly behind Suga except JK's.

- JK has never sucked another member's ear in the presence of 60K people but he did it to Jimin and Jimin only.

-Oh wait. When was the last time JK had to go adjust himself because of another member? Wait....the answer is never, bitch!

-Need i remind u that in Bon Voyage season 4 episode 6, when Vmin slept on the same bed JK was quick to make the bed

But when Vmon slept on that same bed JK couldn't be assed???

I'm sorry, did you see JK do this for any other member?? IDFTS!!!!

-Wait, what's that? JK has never spent 1 hour and 45 min reacting to another member apart from Jimin??? Right

-Wait wait. What's that? Riiiiiight. JK has never done this for any other member

-Sorry anon, refresh my memory. When JK was injured there was this one member who was calling the shots, who was being consulted, who was the only one being allowed in the room when JK needed privacy, who was it? I forget. Oh that's right. Jimin!

-Again anon, my memory is shit. Remind me who was the one and only member who flew for over 15 hours from Paris to SK just so he could make it for JK's birthday? Oh right. Jimin. Notice how he has never done this for any other member??? Interesting 🤔🤔🤔

-JK giving Jimin presents for his birthday but not other members. Did u happen to just conveniently forget that....or??? Because we heard it from the members themselves. That will be Festa 2017 btw, if u need reference.

We have over 10 years of content I👏🏾COULD👏🏾KEEP👏🏾GOING👏🏾ALL👏🏾MOTHER👏🏾FUCKING👏🏾DAY👏🏾BITCH!!!👏🏾

I made a whole ass list. Show me instances where Jikook did the above with other members, asshole. I'll wait.

#bitch please #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook #Jimin #jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook #bts #ask shaz #bts fandom #if jikook isn't real then neither am i #jikook is real #jikook analysis #bon voyage Jikook #protective jimin #whipped jungkook

[dreamgirledward]

the thing about blackbonnet being so good fundamentally is that stede is a bitchass and a loser and ed is a prick and insane but theyre sooo obsessed with each other and when theyre together the rest of the world literally melts away but they are still that same loser and psycho deep down like that doesnt actually change. do you understand

#read: it doesnt actually change and neither of them would want the other to!! #like i LOVE that stede is a bitch it's so much fun #they are not perfect! they're ANNOYING to everyone else around them and they both dont care!!!!! #ed loves his cringe boyfriend and stede loves his sweet baby angel with a disorder that's it :) #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #ed teach #edward teach #ed x stede #ofmd season 2 #ofmd #ofmd stede #ofmd ed teach #blackbonnet #sammy.txt