#need a crush :c

[mejomonster]

Being on dating apps makes me wanna tear off my skin

#rant #im like 3 days from calling a therapy line and begging for relationship therapy #but idk if they can even help me or just tell me its no use its luck after all the other stuff ur already doiny #i havent had a fucking crush on a single available person in like 5 years #like at this point id like to get those stupid dumb butterflies again where u see someone all rosey as cute and want to talk to them #i absolutelg feel no desire to pursue a single fuxking person im so bored it feels like a chore #im not gonna find love or even those hormonal honeymoon feelings of a dumb crush whilr i feel im exhausted -.- #im about to be a year older and i havent kissed anyone in 5 years #i wanna have sex 5 times a #day or more for a fucking year i wanna kiss till im tired someone i Genuinely like #need a crush :c #and id really like a xrush on someone Available who might actually like me back

[starcatching]

DAVID TENNANT as CROWLEY GOOD OMENS 2x02

#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #good omens 2x02 #goodomenssource #tvedit #filmtvdaily #crowley #david tennant #myedit #ik..crowley..not technically a man. but YOU GET MY POINT #this is what happens when you hear your millenia-long crush is going to take you to a pub and you feel the need to serve your c*ntiest fit

[breakitoutwildbreak]

I can’t decide whose thighs are more superior…

#How many c’s in the word “t h i c c” do their thighs need to be??? #Shockwave probably wins this round #He can crush heads with those thighs #Soundwave’s thigh gap though #I don’t have a thing for thighs ok? #It’s like noticing an elephant in the room and you can’t help but comment about it #Shockwave #Soundwave #Wavewave? #Maccadam #memes #transformers #bumblebee movie #tfe #tranformers earthspark #Clearly anyone whose name ends with “wave” gets the widest hips as they get older… don’t take my word for it

[scudelia55]

Y’all can say whatever you want, but I freaking miss this era of them

#just posting each other so regularly huh #bf? no? #bf behavior prove me wrong #actually no I don’t think couples even do this much #it’s giving I have a crush on him but I need to pretend like we’re just doing PR. nothing too obvious #(it’s very obvious) #(these stories are so genuine and natural) #bet they giggled after posting these #I need to shut up #charlos #c2 #c squared

[kirkwallguy]

my most evil inquisitor lore is that my trevelyan has a sister who died in the kirkwall circle just before the chantry explosion and cullen had a massive crush on her. she looked just like her. many implications.

#she was caught trying to escape and had to be made tranquil #cullen signed the papers but he warned her ahead of time which gave her a chance to. well you know. #and that was his tipping point turning him against meredith's rule. #he DOESN'T know she was a trevelyan though bc her parents were so ashamed of having a mage child they made her change her name #and he just doesnt make the connection between two blonde girls. he just thinks he has a type. #until. on THE wedding day. hawke is invited (because my trev has a crush on him. and is desperately mad of his tall blonde wife who she saw #when she snuck a glance at his locket one time. she lied about reading tale of the champion.) #anyway bethany sees her and is like. wait. she looks exactly like this woman i was in love with in the circle. #and she puts the pieces together. realises shes marrying CULLEN of all people. and is like oh fuck. #and she like. warns her. but at that point what can you do? the wedding is arranged and trevelyan is a massive public figure #so she walks down the aisle towards a man who is a) possibly only into her because he's chasing the ghost of her dead sister b) possibly the #reason her sister is dead c) actually kind of evil now that she's hearing stories about him from bethany #sorry the dai romances are boring to me i need to inject toxicity and horror into them to be interested. #anyway. all this to say that cullen kisses mary on the forehead when she reaches him at the altar and everyone who Knows (several people #by this point. dorian was there as well so he's been whispering) goes dead silent

[malikselfindulgence]

I don't post about him too much because he's still a big wip because i haven't had a Httyd phase in a hot sec BUT:

Here he is in Httyd 1 and in 2!!(Gotta give him a Rtte design too)His name is Pipsqueak Reidun and he's a berk viking who's parents,Gertrud and Osmund,were killed under mysterious circumstances when he was little,leaving him to raise himself because none of the adult residents wanted to take him in due to his otherness(Queerness + Neurodivergence/Mental disabilities).Him and Hiccup grew up together as best friends and him and Astrid get on good terms in the first movie and are besties too by the time the first cartoon ends!!Berk accepts him post Httyd 1 because of his association to Hiccup and proving himself as a worthy warrior and i haven't figured out how yet but he ends up becoming part Rose Fury-Rose Furys being a Night Fury variant that are pink and have vine-like patterns on their scales-after meeting and training one and naming her Cloudy Skies!!Like i said him and Hiccup are eachother's love interests and it's a slowburn,with them not getting together until Httyd 2!And since i love Astrid so fucking much,she's a lesbian in this verse who's married to Ruffnut♡Oh and the main human trio are all trans :] Pip transmasc genderfluid and bigender super femme,Hic trans man and Strid butch trans woman!!

HELLOOOO I FUCKING LOVE HIM !!!! Childhood best friends to lovers slow burn is the realest thing ever actually . ALSO I FUCKIN LOVE HIM BECOMING PART ROSE-FURY THAT SOUNDS SO COOL??? GIVE HIM DRAGON FEATURES NOOWW !!! And omg it'd be sweet to see him and Hiccup's relationship develop in the series before the second movie :33 ASTRID AND RUFFNUT SOOOO FUCKING REAL I LOVE THEM !!!! Also hmmm very curious about the mysterious circumstances of his parent's deaths .... does this come up later?? Ponders ....

THIS IS PRETTY OLD ART FORGIVE ME BUT !! ourss I'd say these are rtte designs :33 they have matching star charms and the belt on Blaze's S/I was a gift from Snotlout!! Blaze's is transmasc and mine is genderfluid :33 mine is besties w tuffnut and is lowkey crushing on Astrid while Blaze's is besties r Ruffnut and dating Snotlout :33 . They ran away from home together at a young age and snuck into a random ship, and it just so happened to lead to Berk! Have yet to decide where they come from or their dragons asrgghfh

#IHEART YOU PIPSQUEAK !!!!!!!!! #yeah my s/i is crushing on astrid teheheh and also loves spending time w fishlegs and . oh? youre asking about their lore? well um. UHH umM #UHHhHHhHH #<- too lazy to do research . and needs to rewatch rtte. oaugh #malik's asks #httyd oc #httyd #httyd sona #httyd original character #how to train your dragon oc #tuffnut is a butch lesbian .... 2 me #oc x canon #nota single hand in that drawing because im lazy #realistically they wouldnt survive the weather . I can barely survive 20°C . Berk SNOWS . #it says rival twins but theyend up befriending the twins #they do pranks on the other twins all the time also #tuff and malik always thjnk ruff is the one coming up w all the plans but they dont know how devious blaze can be #ive yet to decide names AAGSHHX #probably really cliche arabic ones lmao #blaze strikes me as a hamza . no particular reason #oc: Nasr httyd #oc: Majd httyd #<- THEY HAVE NAMES NOW [i did not want to be a Nasr but its ok </3] #smoltenshipping

[4ngel-inc]

i love fukuzawa so much I WANT TO SCREAM!!!#*# ᰔ

#— misc ୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #— re: [fukuzawa] ༻ #i am madly in love with him #i'm so crazy about him i literally love everything #CAN I JUST RANT IN THE TAGS FOR A SEC #fukuzawa is the solid foundation that the ADA was built on like he created it ! #the amount of lives that have been saved b/c of that #he's a great leader and a great parent and has a great heart #he is so handsome and lovely and refined #he's mature and reserved and level-headed #like he's a shoulder to cry on b/c he's always logical #his martial arts skills are UNGODLY #is considered one of the top 5 sword wielders in the world #i mean do i need to continue you guys #(no one is reading this) #he's just so perfect i am crazy about him truly #it's not a crush i'm in love #um clearly :') #oh AND he loves cats :) #there's way more but i will literally go on for a million years !

[wintersnowz]

I SAW C AHHHH IM SO HAPPY I MISSED HER SO BAD IM SMILING SO HARD

also i was giggling SO HARD and was literally RED like my face was burning i’m not kidding i don’t know what came over me😭😭 and i was winding my face and she was like “you okay there” with a mix of concern and playfulness…babes you’re making me gay panic but other than that yes i’m totally fine!

she called me my dear🤭🤭🤭 and was like “oh don’t worry even if i were not working here i’d still find a way to see you you aren’t getting rid of me so easily” with a big ass smile WOMAN I LOVE YOU

we talked sm and she was so sweet and cute ahhagahahwhwbwv

SHE WAS WEARING THE JEWELLERY I MADE HERRRR and said that she absolutely loved it like😢😓🤍she said she wears the ring every single day. guys. we are so in love yup

also i showed her a new charm i got for my bag and i was holding it out and as she took it to look at it our fingers touched for 30 seconds‼️

and like after every time we have our meetings she fist bumped me with her lovely smile😓🤍 sometimes a pookie is a 45 year old woman 🙏🏻

i love making her laugh😓

#C #i need her so bad please lord #tc crush #teacher crush #female teacher crush #tc community #teacher attachment #teacher crush community #female tc

[littlestpetship]

why is the lich kind of....... you know...... nevermind

#text #c #<- dont look at meeeeee #i need to reorganize my f/o list soon... it feels messy! (@_@) #maybe then i will officially f/o some crushes...

[ao3dorian-gay]

got an idea

#ok hear me out #slightly pre-canon kakakabu where kakashi gets a crush on a medic (yakushi kabuto) & thinks hes in a h/c romance #meanwhile kabuto is trying to figure out which of his covers has been blown/is getting investigated to see if he needs to leave #mine #me: no writing or reading until the exam is done! #me: ok so i can outline and draw still right ?? as long as bar prep video playing in background ?? #how do u draw 2d faces from this angle im going insane

[dizzying-faust]

Velma is a trash show, but if you think it's okay to be dick to the animators working on it and make up lies about it just for hate clout, then it's probably a sign that you need to go outside and touch grass.

#c's thoughts #and don't try to say it's 'criticism' #making up lies for clout #or telling animators to lose their jobs because they didn't draw your childhood crush well #is not criticism #it's a sign you need to chill tf out

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions(tm): it's incredible how we just provide a little snippet of material designed to be "guy we all want to push down the stairs immediately somehow" and through this amazing acting alchemy it becomes gold. electric. magnificent. we can't get enough so we will just keep writing this loser character and the actor will somehow keep bringing the dazzling transmutation through his ability

actor will roland: [is aware autistic people are real]

#this is at least half humorous in several ways lmao but also like fr... #winston billions #will roland has pretty much said he is aware that autistic people real. and not [ppl's utterly off the walls assumptions abt what Defines #Autism or what an Autistic Person is like and how you would Know] #i don't think that Billions(tm) would be very much better at that than re: say; taylor's being nonbinary (surprisingly alright yet. u kno) #quant kid 2 could've been anyone but writing Winston is like so certainly the common deal of the inadvertently autistic character #drawing from all the autistic people allistic ppl encounter all thee time without being aware & deciding they're annoying / jerks / too #weird to live too pathetic to die / grating nerds / Funnily Odd in a way you deign to merely raise an eyebrow or scrunch your face at.... #so on so forth. ''oh you know Those People we all know who are just Like That'' #and deciding they must be ''just like that'' b/c they're either too arrogantly rude &/or clueless / Unaware to be neurotypically superior #also do not get me wrong lmao big old proponent of Did You Know That? Actors Act. Now You Know #so of course yes will's acting is off the shits i mean here i am am i right. and he is using it when he is acting. #the acting talent Is off the shits. the tiniest moments they give him & he CRUSHES KILLS it really is amazing i'm not waving it off at all #cue twitter randos so betrayed when kelly aucoin is not dollar bill & is like ''yes in my acting job i'm playing this fuckin asshole'' #meanwhile i'm still following the interviewer who a) asked will anything abt billions b) talked abt the immediate striking intro of will's #as quant kid 2 And the immediate draw of / effervescent dynamic between winston & taylor. Someone Who Gets It #anyway it's like will can fathom that actually the people who are Always ''acting wrong'' w/their bad grating vibes no matter what they do #are not always Those People(tm) who We all know & loathe right....thee magic of knowing winston can be someone fully earnest #and of course always actually trying; & having perfectly comprehensible wants & needs. damn how's he doing that #bringing a certain je ne sais quoi to this Insufferable Loser Nerd material! so we don't mess with the process. #i.e. we will only ever let his role get dunked on forever b/c sure can't fathom anything else anyways. our Correct characters could never.. #only tuk; adjacent in wrong nerd loserdom; can be his friend. rian who is correct but zany with it can be his abusive friend

[morethanwords0475]

I don't leave for uni for another month, so I asked C before if I could come back to school for a visit. He would then always mention that we'll see each other again in August. Now our teachers are back at work, I'm back from vacation (and I bought him a gift aslkdjak), and suddenly I don't know how to email him again to ask when I can go. Graduates only visit after at least a year, so it'll be weird, but I really need to be with him one more time. It also scares me that after that day, I won't be able to see him again for who knows how long.

I miss his energy so much. I wish we had more time.

#why is it so hard #i just want to talk to him #i need there to be a future #i can't leave him #C #tc #tc community #teacher crush #male tc #platonic tc #tc problems

[0wllight]

we should kiss. please. please please please ple

#I NEED TO KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH #SORRY HES BEEN A CRUSH LIKE FOREVER BTW #I NEED TO REPLAY BAYONETTA. #WAHHHH #ky shut up #my post #c: rodin

[pierswife]

"... Sir Forde, there are better places to take a nap..."

#i like to think they have... a very awkward relationship in the beginning since they legit do not know each other #and now suddenly if Amanda isn't with Iris it's Forde who has to keep an eye on her #and he's just here like “oh cool I have to babysit this cute princess i've never met” but doesn't realize he thinks she's cute #and ends up with a huge crush on her even though a) she's married and b) from another country and c) her husband has gone off the deep end #and she is just so so emotionally devastated #but she just keeps being nice and they keep getting close #yeah :) #manda and lyon may be the otp but following canon? the end game is amanda and forde #where amanda relinquishes the throne of grado and goes to renais #data log: manda's doodles #s/i: amanda (fe8) #forde f-150 #i still need a ship name for them

[wall-e-gorl]

Hmm. fucked up I think

#i dont talk to people at work #a) horribly shy and b) private and c) words take a while to come to me on the morning (even tho i work mornings) #theres this newish guy at work? been there a few weeks? #im more open to the people that have been there for a while and then hes here and im quiet again #and i swear to god. if he thinks its a crush thing. #its not. its a 'new people need to pass a vibe check' thing #anyways i fucked up cause we stayed around work a little longer than usual and we made eye contact and my tired post work brain panicked #and i looked everywhere but him and he laughed. #i think he thinks its a crush thing and Guys I Am So Aro. #i am also So Not Out at work and Cant be for reasons #so even if i wasnt violently aro about it. how could i consider dating someone who doesnt even know my name #just. augh.