cars are very different from planes.
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Kenji: FOUR MONTHS.
Juliette: What's going on?
Nazeera: Just enjoy the show
Warner: It's not a big deal.
Kenji: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
Warner: It kept you busy, which kept you away from me, which gave me peace. I don't see anything wrong with that
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happy holidays with warnette🎄✨
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SHATTER ME SERIES IS THE BEST
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ON WHAT YALL WILL SAY BUT THE SHATTER ME SERIES IS SO FUCKING GOOD, LIKE HOW IS IT THAT FUCKING GOOD? LIKE OMG, I LOVE NAZEERA AND KENJI LIKE WHAT!?-
JULIETTE AND AARON IS JUST-
BEST COUPLE.
I ONLY HATE ADAM, OK EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO SHARE THIS I SHALL ADMIT THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON ADAM. THAT WAS BEFORE I READ IGNITE ME.
LIKE HE WAS TRASH LIKE TF.
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Maybe we both fell in love with the illusion of something more
Ignite me, by Tahereh Mafi
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ALREADY ON PINTEREST & INSTAGRAM ! Do not repost !
Shatter Me / The Folk of the Air (Twitter Tweety Twats)
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Aaron is a Slytherin.
Juliette is a Gryffindor.
Nazeera is a Ravenclaw.
Kenji is a Gryffindor.
Winston and Brendan in Hufflepuff.
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Kenzeera
-reveal me text ahead-
"Because," she says quietly, "I think you might be the best person I've ever met."
"Oh."
-GOD DAMN- MAFI IS A FAN FIC WRITER HIDING AMONG US AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND-
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best Aaron Warner/Shatter Me fanart I've seen and I'm not joking. I screamed when I saw Aaron HSKDJSJXKSKZKSJSKZKS
Instagram : palinlineart
tiktok: palinline
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*Kenji and Juliette sneaking inside the house at 4am*
Nazeera: *sitting on the sofa* Where were you?
Kenji: We were helping Aaron.
Aaron: *turns on the light* Try again.
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How does it feel to have a brother?
haider's cool every now and then. all the other times he's a brat. @k1ngofasia
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Juliette: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Nazeera: Milfs.
Nazeera: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Juliette: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Kenji: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Kenji: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Nazeera: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Juliette: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Juliette: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Kenji: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Nazeera: What? No! It isn't!
Kenji: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Nazeera: Kenji…
Kenji: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Warner: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Kenji: Juliette, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Juliette: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Nazeera: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Warner: * looking at all of them questioning his entire existence*
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Juliette: you came
Warner: you called
Nazeera: you came
Kenji: that’s what she said
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Do you guys want to hear a really funny Shatter Me joke?
Adam Kent.
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