#shatter me incorrect quotes

[urbanflorals]

Juliette: I hate Warner so much. He's such an awful monster, I want to kill him, I can't believe I missed his heart, I should have--

Warner: *pets dog*

Juliette: Shit.

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[aaronskenjii]

aaron, jumping out of juliette's closet: BOO!

juliette:

aaron:

juliette:

aaron: *makes a sad face*

juliette: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

#AARON?? DOING?? THIS????? #nooo too cute jdjdtghddvh 😭😭 #shatter me #incorrect quotes #shatter me incorrect quotes #aaron warner #juliette ferrars

[dorcasmckinnonn]

channeling my inner kenji kishimoto and rewatching tangled

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[ravenclawh0re18]

Juliette: You're smiling. What happened? Warner: Can't I smile just because I feel like it, love? Nazeera: Kenji tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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[somestardeww]

Kenji x fem!reader

I am thinking abt him and I can't stop, so have fuunn!

reblogs are apreciated :))

oh and be aware, smut under the cut ;)

Absolutely tearing Kenji apart, making him a mess of pathetic, panting moans beneath you as you clamp your pussy around his cock.

Silently thanking for being paired with him to infiltrate the Sector 45 army so you can finally fuck how you want without worrying about some roommate interrupting you both. abusing of your boyfriend's power of invisibility to sneak out with a discretion that the two of you had trained for years to achieve, only to end up tangled up in a mess in some abandoned dorm that the you both maintained.

smiling superiorly at him while the brown-haired one below you could only moan and beg for you with a broken voice that filled you with power and pleasure in equal measures, that could make you cum easily like that, on top of him.

he couldn't stop complaining about how you had already cum several times while just teasing him, not making a point of actually making him cum, poor baby :(

When you hear his complain this last time, you slowly dismantle him, lying on top of him with your hips slightly raised and your two chests pressed together, you leaning almost completely on him, sliding your fingers over your clitoris lightly to prolong the feeling of orgasm while giving him a drunken smile, knowing that it would provoke him.

"don't you think it's enough to make me cum so many times on your dick? Do you have to demand more, being so selfish? I'm spoiling you a lot.." you says while analyzing your boyfriend's features, which soften as he lets out an agonized groan, his dick now pressed between your two legs. He thrusts lightly, chasing the little pleasure it brought as he tried to convince you with a broken voice that he loved making you cum, but that he needed to cum too because he was so sensitive, and oh- how he would cum for you like such a good boy If you would just allow him to continue-

"enough, darling"

You say, turning away from him, ending his begging. He starts to whimper, asking you not to stop right now (he knew you wouldn't really leave him aside, but it was so much more exciting to join the game), and only stops when you fit between his legs, practically on all fours , and holds his dick firmly, taking the entire length into your mouth delicately, drooling and licking the pre-cum and your own juices that were on your boy's dick, who only knew how to moan and be a crying mess for you <3

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[embracingher]

*Kenji walks in*

Aaron: Ilikeyourpantswheredidyougetthemfrom

Kenji: I- What?

Aaron: *sighs* I said I like your pants, and I would like to know where you got them from

Kenji:

Kenji: *Pulls out his phone and presses record* would you mind saying that again, please?

Aaron: Yeah, okay. I'll find them myself

Kenji: WARNER WAIT-

#aaron warner #kenji kishimoto #shatter me #shatter me series #shatter me incorrect quotes

[shallyne]

Kenji: that is legit the same tubboware I gave Nazeera

Warner: what are you saying? Say it again

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: say it again, slow

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: slow, very slow. Say the first syllable

Kenji: tub

Warner: wrong

Kenji: what do you mean, wrong?

Warner: You're throwing B's at me. It's P's, Kishimoto.

Kenji: What are you talking about?

Warner: Tupperware. Tupper.

Kenji: It's tupper?

Warner: it always has been

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[bookish-phile]

Juliette: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Kenji: That's because you're too short to do so.

Juliette:...Listen here you f--king—

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[banilikesfictionalpeople]

aaron: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

juliette: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

aaron : Absolutely not.

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[murasaki-cha]

Me: *walking up in front of the stage*

Me: *dramatic pause*

Me: *single tear slips down my face*

Me: KENJI KISHIMOTO

Crowd: *erupts with cheers and applause*

#LIVE LAUGH LOVE KENJI KISHIMOTO #kenji kishimoto #shatter me #shatter me series #incorrect shatter me quotes #shatter me incorrect quotes

[urbanflorals]

Kenji: Which country has the most birds?

Kenji: Portu-geese!

Nazeera: That's a language.

Kenji: Portu-gull?

Nazeera: Good recovery.

Juliette: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Aaron: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?

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[aaronskenjii]

aaron: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

juliette: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

aaron: I said within reason, love. How about I murder that guy?

juliette: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

aaron: What kind of question is that?

#SO WARNETTE CODED #shatter me #incorrect quotes #shatter me incorrect quotes #aaron warner #juliette ferrars

[bibliophile-core]

Drunk Juliette scenarios

Juliette: okay how bad was I?

Kenji:

Juliette: kenji??

Kenji: uhmm…we found you in your car

Juliette: that’s not that bad

Kenji: in the middle of the lake

Juliette: ……

Kenji: you were screaming “ahoy mateys we have reached land”

Juliette: kill me now

Kenji: exactly what i said when I found out i was your ‘best friend’

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[ravenclawh0re18]

IGNITE ME

Kenji: Looks like somebody has a crush Juliette: I don’t have a crush on Warner I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him or anything! *Later that night* Juliette, very much awake: Uh oh.

RESTORE ME

Juliette: Somebody has a crush..... Kenji: I don’t have a crush on Nazeera, J!!!! I just think he's super cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her or anything! *Later that night* Kenji, very much awake: Fuck-

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[awritersreads]

Kenji, dropping Adam off at the airport: Have a safe flight!

Adam: I have no control over that.

Juliette, driving away: Die then.

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[unclenappie]

Kenji (singing) : 🎶 I think about jumping off of very tall somethings. 🎶

Warner (annoyed) : please do.

Kenji : WOAH THERE, calm down

Kenji : It's a Taylor Swift lyric!

#they are best friends #i love their dynamic #Kenji is definitely a swiftie #kenji kishimoto #aaron warner #shatter me #shatter me incorrect quotes