#naruto rankings

[melxncholyman-png]

RELEASE ME FROM THE PRESENT

#kakaobi #obikaka #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #obkk #kkob #naruto #my art #obkk nation hello i want to join your ranks #caption from a song called message man btw #2024

[fjb-blurbs]

Team 7, unsupervised: *doing something stupid*

[Meanwhile, at the Jōnin meeting]

Kakashi: *looks distantly out of the window*

Hiruzen: Something wrong, Kakashi?

Kakashi: Maa, my cute little genin are doing something reckless, I can feel it.

#naruto incorrect quotes #DO NOT LET TEAM 7 TAKE A D-RANK UNSUPERVISED!!! #this is put on a huge banner the next day at the mission assignment desk #genin days #hatake kakashi #team 7 shenanigans #possibly canon #naruto blurb #sarutobi hiruzen

[waffliesinyoface]

Akatsuki Ranked: which is the worst to just have randomly show up on your doorstep

As in, you may or may not be someone they are looking for, but this is worse than running into them in public because they are at your house and paying attention to you.

Itachi: He is. Well. He claims to be a pacifist, he's just bad at it. If he's there to kill you it will be quick and painless. If he is there to kidnap you you'll just get genjutsu'd. If he's there because he like. Needs to borrow your phone, or a cup of milk or something, he will be polite-ish. You could do worse. It will probably be uncomfortable because he is a tremendously awkward individual, but not that bad. He might even make you forget he was even there. How nice and definitely not slightly horrifying.

Kisame: as a large blue shark man with a giant sword he is very upsetting to come across unexpectedly. You... really don't want him to be there for you, specifically. His gameplan for preventing naruto escaping was "what if we cut off his legs". He's probably fine if he just needs a favor and you happened to be the closest person!

Konan: if Konan has personally come to your door it is because she is here to collect you, and disagreeing is really not an option. She's too important to need a favor from a random civilian so she MUST be here for you. If she was here to kill you she wouldn't have knocked. Presumably, the fact that she came herself and didn't delegate is because she wanted you alive. Come quietly and you might not die horribly. Hopefully.

Deidara: the best version of deidara to have show up on your doorstep is one that is missing both arms and dripping blood all over the carpet. It is perhaps the one version of Deidara who won't cause you to die in an explosion, and he needs you alive to dial the phone for him. The bad news is that he might call someone ELSE to come pick him up, and then just flop down on your couch, getting blood on that, too. And then you have to deal with whoever he called.

Pein: You open the door. There is an terrifying corpse with bright purple eyes staring at you unblinkingly. You hear a sound behind you of the back door, or perhaps several windows breaking. If you could manage to turn around you would see several other very similar corpses. This is all horribly dramatic, you think. No matter what he's there for, it is not going to be good.

Sasori: Him showing up with the goal of capturing or killing you is, uh, bad. Very painful death, and you'll probably be turned into a puppet. Or spare parts. If he's just there for a favor from a random civilian, he might just hit you with a paralyzing poison and take whatever he needs without asking. You know. If he's feeling nice. There is a non zero chance he might just puppetize you anyways, if you look interesting enough. There's a small chance he might hit you with a sleeper agent seal and that is one of the better outcomes.

Obito: He's not going to kill you. But he will do his level best to make you have a mental breakdown. He will raid your fridge. He will "accidentally" break things. He might "accidentally" set himself on fire and then flail around and break more things. If he is kidnapping you he will not drop the act the entire time, and it will be awful, because despite the fact that he acts like an immature idiot child, he is terrifyingly skilled, and there is no way of escaping, even though it really seems like there should be.

Kakuzu: he's not going to knock, he is simply going to break the door. One of the most likely to show up specifically to kill you, because someone else paid him to do it. If he isn't, he will still just blatantly take things that he wants/look valuable and you will be helpless to stop him, because he is a man composed of solid muscle and slightly less solid tentacles.

Hidan: Repent, sinner, for you shall know the name of the god of suffering. (You will die. Badly.)

Zetsu: He doesn't really have any needs, and he doesn't get sent on regular missions, so if he's there... yeah, he'll just show up through the floor and eat you. Why are you like this, Zetsu.

#naruto #akatsuki #akatsuki ranked

[kankuroplease]

milestone request: OroTora?

If there is one thing Kawarama’s daughters are going to do; it’s have unique pets that they’ll randomly introduce their lovers to ✨

#ask #orochimaru #oc: Tora Senju #kpz 5k thanks #kpz naruto founder au #kpz snake den 🐍 #knfau 🖼️ #orochimaru x Tora #Tora’s love of salamanders is unmatched #they rank higher than even flowers for her #now Oro knows what happened to the fisherman’s lucrative attraction #my art

[cairafea]

mirai and shino are best friends, change my mind.

#aburame shino #shino aburame #shino #naruto #my art #fanart #doodle #art #mirai sarutobi #sarutobi mirai #sticking by my headcanon that mirai is shino’s first and best student #shino dealt with boruto’s class in the academy and i think the tolerance comes from mirai. #i did not watch boruto do not correct me if i’m wrong #mirai’s ranking of favourite seats: #1) shino-nii-chan (the nii-chan in question dislikes the title but it's not like he can do anything about it) #2) mama’s chair with the really soft cushions and fun patterns #3) akamaru #no signature or watermark the little lady wanted the focus to herself and her favourite vehicle #don’t repost or mirai will be Sad and that’s just bad for everyone #drawing small details in pixels... form of torture i'm sure... #pixel artists i have so much respect for y'all

[evilkitten3]

the funniest thing that's happened to me lately is that i've started to like tobirama for more than just his "it's my jutsu" scenes. like i was pretty indifferent to the guy, then i decided for reasons unknown to me to make a split between his grown up self and his kid self, and then bc i found the kid version to be actually interesting i ended up taking more of an interest in the adult version

tldr: it turns out i actually do have an interest in canon!tobirama. this will not stop me from being me to him bc i am a jerk

#naruto #naruto shippuden #senju tobirama #like idk man i genuinely did not care about the guy #never hated him but never took much interest in him either #i credit a convo i had in my dms recently with narutobrainrotstuff #so i guess tobirama is now above kakashi on that hokage ranking post i made?? #at least until i find a way to do this to myself with him #i want so badly to take more interest in kakashi i have no idea why i haven't yet

[thegoldenorb]

OC: Kakiko Nabeshima

I commissioned @vita-divata for this piece!

Kakiko is a character from the pottery fic. She’s Shisui, Itachi, Izumi, and Sasuke’s guardian in the Hidden Valley Village after they run away from the Hidden Leaf Village. Profile below the cut:

Name: Nabeshima Kakiko (鍋島柿子 / "Dish," "Domain," "Persimmon," "Child")

Also Known As:

Akuma no Deido (悪魔の泥土 / "Mud Demon")

Dodomeki (百々目鬼 / "Hundred Hundred Eye Demon")

Hiyo no Kakiko (秘窯の柿子 / "Kakiko of the Secret Kilns")

Personal Information:

Status: Alive

Birthday: ♎ October 14

Age:

Ch. 2-7: 27

Ch. 8-?: 28

Gender: ♀Female

Kekkei Genkai: 泥 Mud Release

Classification: Sensor Type

Occupation:

Proprietor of Yukie’s Ceramics

Jonin Captain

Affiliation: 谷 Hidden Valley Village

Team:

Team Shinobu (Former)

Jonin-1 Squad

Clan: ◙ Nabeshima Clan

Tools:

Sosei (創世 / "Creation of the World") (Katana)

Senpu (旋風 / "Whirlwind") (Bow)

Nature Type

泥 Mud Release (Affinity)

土 Earth Release (Affinity)

水 Water Release (Affinity)

陰 Yin Release

陽 Yang Release

Rank Information:

Ninja Rank: Jonin

Village Registration: VLY-2965

Academy Grad. Age: 10

Chunin Prom. Age: 13

Family:

Unnamed Parents†

Yukia Arita (Boyfriend)†

Yukie Nabeshima (Daughter)

Shisui Uchiha (Ward)

Itachi Uchiha (Ward)

Izumi Uchiha (Ward)

Sasuke Uchiha (Ward)

#oc: kakiko nabeshima #pora art #pottery and other revolutionary acts #the s-rank classified pacifist runaway uchiha tetrad of very sweet problem children #naruto #naruto fic #naruto oc

[akamikazae]

Here have an ANBU Kakashi, he is ready now 🤺

@kakashiweek

#kakashi #kakashi week #kakashi week 2022 #s rank missions #my art #Naruto #fanart #kakashi fan art #kakashi hakate #hatake kakashi #ANBU #ANBU kakashi #sketch #drawing #kaz draws

[mr-edwark]

Reposting the color wheel challenge made a couple months ago on my IG

#color wheel challenge #digital art #art #fanart #naruto #adventure time #pokemon #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #pikachu #teenage mutant ninja turtles #link #the legend of zelda #konosuba #anime #video games #samus aran #metroid #batman #ousama ranking #hit girl #one piece #nico robin #claire redfield #resident evil #sakuragi hanamichi #kirby #power rangers #slam dunk #drawing challenge

[im-still-watching-anime]

team seven when they don’t end up in a life threatening dangerous situation while on a d-rank mission: did we do something wrong or….?

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #naruto team 7 #team seven #they just think d-rank missions are Like That #if you arent having your life threatened while chasing down a lost cat then are you really trying? #they just think all d-rank missions have an 80% chance of something going wrong

[every-sasuke-uchiha]

#every sasuke #everysasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #sakura haruno #kakashi hatake #hinata hyuga #rock lee #gaara #naruto gaara #iruka umino #haku yuki #zabuza momochi #naruto #chapter 60 #chunin exams #// if i had to reassign the top 10 only using the characters in the top 10 #this is how i would rank them #10. sakura #9. hinata #8. zabuza #7. lee #6. iruka #5. kakashi #4. naruto #3. haku #2. gaara #1. sasuke #I'm sorry to all of the people who like sakura and hinata #they're just characters that I didn't really connect with

[fjb-blurbs]

Naruto: ….Who’s going to tell Sensei? Because it sure as fuck, ain’t me.

Sakura: ….Maybe we can just leave Sensei an anonymous note?

Sasuke: That’ll at least give us a head start, I guess.

Kakashi, suddenly from behind: Head start, for what?

#naruto incorrect quotes #team 7 screws up yet again #its is the 8th C-Rank to go wrong #and this time its the genins' fault #(i like to imagine that they went on a lot of missions before the exams) #team 7 shenanigans #haruno sakura #uzumaki naruto #hatake kakashi #naruto blurb #uchiha sasuke #genin days

[flyingpomsky]

Someone: *talking to me in military terms*

Me: So is a sergeant more like a chunin or a jonin? Who is like the hokage of the military?

#i don’t understand military rankings #naruto #naruto shitposting #this is stupid

[arunikas]

UZUMAKI HINATA IS RANKED 3RD ON "BEST ANIME MOMS" FOR MOTHER'S DAY CELEBRATION IN JAPAN!!!!!!

AND UZUMAKI KUSHINA IS RANKED 14TH!!!!!!

We can see how they are still highly loved by fans even though they barely have screen time anymore in the anime/manga!!!!

Dayyyuuuummm the power of Uzumaki Moms😆💗

#uzumaki hinata #uzumaki kushina #best moms!!!!! #Naruto #Boruto: Naruto Next Generation #last year Hinata is ranked first!!!! #damn her popularity!!!!!!!💗

[kakagaibouquet]

kakashi and gai talking about their body counts when kakashi realizes gai attracts literal super villains.

gai: so yeah that's about it! but they didn't mean even nearly as much of a fraction of how much you mean to me. you will always be my-

kakashi: sorry can we go back to the part where you slept with half of the bingo book?

#kakagai #yeah this checks out #gaikaka #i mean like madara and kisame are obsessed with him #even itachi is mildly interested when they're both adults #yeah kakashi sweats thinking about how he has to fight 10 s-rank criminals #to be with the love of his life #naruto #naruto shippuden

[fukuchisolosurfav]

Idk. I'm not proud of the colors👊

#the sillies #akatsuki #Tobi #obito uchiha #kakshi hatake #deidara #Kakashi is not scared just shocked lol #Is this really an s rank criminal organization?????? #Naruto