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i have an appointment with my general doctor in a couple weeks... i think i need to ask her about like. fucking. ambien or whatever. something that just knocks me out

i want to sleep im so tired all the time i hate it

#personal

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insomnia is extra fun because you get all the fun perks of being tired (bitchy, your body hurts, your heart feels heavy, your eyes feel like sunken craters, your thoughts feel slow and painful) and then when you get into bed, lie down, and close your eyes... nothing fucking happens!! you just keep existing!!!

and then when you do finally, mercifully, get to fall asleep, other people will have the gall to disparage you for "sleeping in" the next day!!! you can't win, ever!!!!!!!!

#personal #is it obvious that i am both incredibly annoyed and increasingly on the verge of losing my goddamn mind #hah. hahahaha. hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahah

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the worst sound in the world to try and fall asleep to: birdsong

yes, birds. i know it's the asscrack of dawn. i know i need to get up in less than 3 hours to go to school and take my practical final. i know that i should have been asleep 4 hours ago. please stop fucking reminding me with your high pitched fucking tweeting and chirping. i hope the hawks that live in the neighborhood feast on your miserable little vocal cords, you feathered shitstains.

or, in other words: i hate insomnia and i hate that the only thing that actually affects me enough to put me to sleep keeps me asleep for like 10 hours straight.

#chirpy ass little songbirds my beloathed #personal

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Inktober day 4: “Curse”

#gender

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sissel sursday

#dungeon meshi #the anime is wrong his name is thistle. hes named after the plant. because of his eyes #what are queue doing

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#what are queue doing

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i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

#what are queue doing

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Maricha cha cha

#touhou #what are queue doing

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Do you ship it?

it's like i keysmashed the anime in

Reason: canon wives

#gundam #witch from mercury #what are queue doing

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cat girl'd

commission for zandravandra on cohost

#oh hey ive read that book #zandravandra's great #TF #what are queue doing

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SAKUHAREM 🫰🏻🎀

#why do they all look like they're taking her to prom #<- prev tags #well you see. they are. everyone is her date. sakura living her best life #laughing #naruto #what are queue doing

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if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…

#what are queue doing

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#Bob's pussy-out paradise

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

#animal crossing #laughing #what are queue doing

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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

#laughing #what are queue doing

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I want a Part 1 fic where Kakashi's like "I'm so sorry, rich and powerful lordling who is in love with my cute female student, but unfortunately you can't marry Sakura because she's already engaged to her teammate Sasuke Uchiha." And Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are all like "HEEEEEEEEEEH??????" but then proceed to go along with it because all three of them detest this pretentious rich kid from the bottom of their hearts.

#naruto #im reblogging this again because ''mikoto wanted pink grandchildren'' is actually very in character for her #laughing #what are queue doing

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a fun thing in the naruto universe is how names work

because like, in japan, the polite thing to do is call people by their LAST names, with given names being like. a friends/family thing?

except, in the naruto universe, they had the clan wars, which went on for GENERATIONS before the hidden villages were formed. And clan tensions were so tight that if you introduced yourself by your last name, someone might just try to kill you because your clan is allied with a clan thats allied with another clan who is an enemy of the person you're talking to.

obviously, this was a hassle.

so, there was like, an unspoken rule of only giving your first name, as seen with Hashirama and Madara. Because if you didn't know for a fact that someone was a senju or an uchiha, you could just treat them as another ninja and mutually decide not to kill each other. Things like the sharingan or any notable techniques would be a dead giveaway, but as long as you're not fighting, everyone can just. Politely not ask questions.

but also, because clans are important, they still want to have something which ties the clan together, if last names are omitted from conversation with outsiders.

This is less important in the modern era, but it's still present - everyone in naruto's academy class, even students who aren't friends, exclusively use their classmates first names. Even the teacher isn't immune, he's called Iruka-sensei, not Umino-sensei.

Which is why most clans have first names with common, repeated elements, especially where the main line comes in.

Ino/Shika/Chou is the obvious one, but you also have things like the Hyuuga having a history of the first-born having their name start with Hi (Hizashi, Hiashi, Hinata, Himawari, etc.) or the senju having -rama (Hashirama, Tobirama, Kawarama), the Inuzuka being named after animal body parts (Tsume - claw, Kiba - fang, Hana - nose), all sorts of stuff like that.

It works both in universe (clan loyalties and traditions) and out of universe (group similar characters together)!! its really neat!!!

kishimoto did a lot of dumb things with the Lore and consistently forgot details he'd written about earlier on, but when he DOES have a consistent worldbuilding thing it's super cool to think about.

#naruto #does anyone else care about ninjaland linguistics or just me #also as a side note: this is why Hasami is named Hasami. because it can be read as ''pincers''.

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foxgirl con artist

#ive reblogged this before but i love her #what are queue doing