#nah binch

[patchodraws]

i still to this day think it would have been hella epic if campaign 2 had ended with lucien trying to invade exandria with his new living city-fortress and the mighty nein gathering all of the allies they’ve met and the friends they’ve made across the campaign to mount a defence against him. he’d show up with his fleshy brain armies and realise who’s there to stop him: a massive army of friends, all here to stop him.

and he chuckles to himself. “very brave, you lot. but who do you think you are to stop me?”

and veth steps up to say, “we are the mighty nein!”

lucien frowns. “but…there are so many of you.”

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #mighty nein #critical role spoilers #campaign 2 spoilers #i mean don’t get me wrong the ending we got was excellent and much more intimate #and in the end there WERE nein of them #but i always found it a missed opportunity because every ally they made #was welcomed warmly and openly into the mighty nein #and how wonderful would it be to pay that forward #to bring the ENTIRE mighty nein - near and far - together #and to play on that one joke #“but there are only seven of you #nah binch #there are so many of them #and they set out to leave every place a bit better than they found it #and hoo fucking boy did they do it #everyone there is a testament to that

[novantinuum]

tomorrow...

i will bring food

#fic time fic time fic time fic time- #i was gonna wait until sunday but NAH BINCH i got my editing done TONIGHT we posting this bih TOMORROW #jen rambles

[aeniqmata]

#yall im cry #i have done 8 replies #and only now is my brain like pthbthbh #imagine a raspberry sound #you wanna know the worst part #these are the 4 i already had ideas for #and now my brain is like #nah none of these #lets go do smth else #binch pls #blog: out of character

[biscuitsngravie]

Fic upload

I'm a few lines away from finishing Levi x reader. Would y'all like Levi x Reader and True Form Sukuna x reader at the same time? Or would you rather those two and the SatoSugu fic at the same time?

#jordussy asks

[arttrampbelle]

Sorry honey.

I love the real shang tsung. Not tumblr tik tokker weak ass(tm) shang tsung that is mk(1)2023/mk12 shang

Sorry hon i dont do imitators 💅🏻💖🔪🔥

We all know who the real shangs are here.

Y'all can't appreciate him older,not looking like some boyband twink(no offense but yeah it's not that i dont care for a young shang,the idea is interesting. Its just y'all really fucking gross about it. Half of these people who do this are k pop fans and anime weeb blogs 😬. Not even ones who play mk or even write stuff for mk. It's just weird.). Y'all can't appreciate him as he is?! Like he has to look uwu pretty tm for you to like him?! Like wtf?!

Not to mention the new guy is just trying too hard to imitate tagawa. And instead of like artt butler,bruce Locke,and even a few other VA adding their own flavor to the character while still keeping it feel like shang tsung. They are not imitating cary hiroyuki tagawa.

But this new guy alan lee is trying too fucking hard. He's on the same lvl of try hard as chin han. No offense to these actors im sure in other work they are fine. But....they try too fucking hard as shang tsung. You cant do that.

It feels fake,forced,and not flowing naturally.

It feels like one big fucking joke.

Sorry not sorry. Tagawa IS SHANG TSUNG. you can't hold a candle to that man.

And futhermore. To speak the cold hard truth. I hatee to break this to y'all. But.

Y'all never appreciated tagawa's performance.

And unfortunately only few people on here can appreciate the series let alone the character.

We didn't deserve tagawa coming back.

We really didn't.

NRS fucked up a good thing. Point blank.

Im glad he reprised his role. But im also sad because none of you truly appreciated it. (Maybe a few. But thats a really really small few mutuals of mine)

😔

But hey we all can kollectively ignore canon. Because nrs threw that out the window. So my verse is canon now. So.

Nah my shang aint a weak prissy bitch baby like mk12 shang.

He will finish you flawlessly without even a sweat from his brow. He won't hesitate to correct a binch.

But that's besides the point.

Y'all once again. I will never forgive nrs. And never ever write for the new game/mk12 shang tsung. Every time in the shang tag i see anything to do with mk12 shang. Blocked. Idc.

Anyways vent over. Gonna write stuff that actually makes me happy.

#nah i will continue to post and hate on nrs for fucking over my faves newbies can die mad #mortal kombat #shang tsung #the real shang tsung #vent

[cyberpunk-lesbians]

#cyberpunk lesbians #podcasts #1984 #yes ofc it’s reference #science fiction #socialism #personal #poll

[pokemon-ash-aus]

You: False Twins Ash is Smol

Me: Ok

You: He’s only 6 ft 4 in

Me, who is barely 5’2”: BINCH THAT AINT SMOL

You: Peach and Indigo are over seven feet

Me: STAHP! GET THEM BACK DOWN HERE!!! *hops around trying to reach them because I need Smol babies back*

On a side note, how does older Delia feel about her Toll kids? Also how tall are they in their human forms (I can’t imagine keeping all that height - 7 ft 4 is big but could border normal, but 7 ft 8 in is just too tall for human)?

I am also a smol human so i get ur reasoning XD

And nah, it doesnt translate to their heights as humans. Indigo is the tallest at 6'4 peach breaches 6' barely, whereas Ash is a tiny 5'4 potat who seethes.

Even though he can technically just... Make himself taller, that requires a higher level of concentration across the board.

[engelsschwert]

I noticed that I'm having a hard time sharing my drawings publicly lately. It's not that I feel inadequate or anything, I just have no desire to share it. Which is kind of sad since I'm in a tiny ass fandom and I know that people would gobble up anything because there is already so little of it. (at least here on tumblr, there is more on twitter and reddit but we don't go there.. it's forbidden land)

So the question is... do I upload the stuff or do I keep it to myself and keep showing... like.. two people the stuff? lol

#txt post #the creature speaks #poll

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

i wasnt tagged but im bored so here we go:

1. What’s your favourite sims death? Hmm gotta go with classic drowning tbh.

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match? Maxis match.

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? Nope, I play wants-based.

4. Do you use move objects? Ye

5. Favorite mod? TOO MANY, we'd be here all damn day, phew so honorable mentions are: fway's auto trait randomizer, object freedom, ROS generator and babydilljrs DFR turn on/offs.

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? I got them all in order on release day, so I guess University since it was the first EP. Holiday Stuff was the first SP so...you can take it from here I 'spose.

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? LIVE like living your life, tf?

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? TOO MANY omg. right now, basically all me sims in Waverly that ARE NOT premades (minus, Natasha Una)

9. Have you made a simself? Sure I have - dont have one right now tho.

10. What sim traits do you give yourself? Computer whiz, loner, artistic, rebellious

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color? ?! wtf kinda question is this lmaoooo

12. Favorite EA hair? TBH hairfuzzylongcp

13. Favorite life stage? YA/Adult

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? mostly both but can def be mood-depending.

15. Are you a CC creator? sometimes.

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? o_O naur, at least, not that im aware of.

17. What’s your favorite game? (1, 2, 3, or 4) 2, binch.

18. Do you have any sims merch? Nah

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims? huehuehueheuhue

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? Erm, welp for starters I did not watch my downloads folder and clean it out. I would play with alpha and MM and not mind how glaring itd look in screencaps and I'd be ALL UP in their shit. Now I watch my downloads, organize and clean that ish out. I am 99% MM and I went from being all up in their shit to being a distant god to now being wants-based.

21. What’s your Origin ID? Idk lmao, dont use origin (or the new thing that replaced it.)

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator? SO MANY AND ILY ALL, ya talented asf lil beans.

23. How long have you had a simblr? My very first Simblr post was ERRR well I made Narcissims WAY back in 2011 or some shit like that. Deleted bc i thought I was over simming, came back for Sims 4 in 2014 as Grilled Cheese Aspiration and have stayed but am forever faithful to Sims 2.

24. How do you edit your pictures? Photopea lol

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? I'm set tbh.

26. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? Pfft probably Bon Voyage, I just dont take my sims on vaca often. They barely roll the wants.

If you wanna do this, DO IT! you can say i tagged ya, these things are fun!

#text meme thing

[phoenixgreen]

Did I binch the entire season in a day like a masochist? Yep

Do I regret it? Nah

loved it. Holy shit I loved it so much (bit iffy on THAT scene, if you know you know which I mean) but the rest *chefs kiss*

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua spoilers #tua s3

[mrstsung]

I love the idea of shang tsung refusing me to compete in a tournament. As well as stops challenging earthrealm just because he doesn't wanna lose me. Or get myself killed because im a spiteful binch,and would totally go apeshit for his sake. Because i care like that. But ngl I'd have trouble killing because one im lazy and two i kinda feel like it wouldn't solve anything really and it goes kinda against my morals but not because someone may not deserve it,i kinda feel illogical with it. Plus im a softie ok? A smol bean with a knife,but a softie none the less.

So shang is trying to hard to prevent me from entering any kind of tournament.

Even tho he trained me. Even if i have all the capabilities of an excellent warrior. Even if i would become a loyal servent and become a new champion even.

Nah he just wants me as wifey because he may get a fucking heart attack if he sees one papercut on me

Because again,he's so damn scared to lose me. In his eyes the one pure soul in his life. (Even tho im not really that pure shang -_-)

I just find this dynamic hilariously karmatic for him.

I looooove the karmatic partners.

Like shang tsung finally gets someone whos perfect for him but they dont kill,and their kind,and they are domestic af,and he feels soft. And now he's forced to fucking heal fr and leave earthrealm tf alone. Less he loses his precious treasure. Lmfao.

Its great. Because i love forcing big bads to play nice. Like he can still be an asshole evil shit. But he's forced to be nice for his wife.

Like this is both empowering and humbling at the same time.

Shang is above all things chaotic,and self serving. Buuuuut in the same vein he's genuine. It's hard to pin point him tbh.

Shang does shit sometimes for the lolz. Because he loves getting a reaction outta people. Nothing more or less.

But again. Not saying i couldn't FINISH HIM/THEM/HER!

But again i don't feel i would have the heart in it to do it.

And shang would know this. And try everything to have me not be involved with that.

Now i can see him teaching me to fight to protect myself in case i am attacked. Especially on our island. Like gotta protect the dragons perch ya know.

But as for a genuine tournament fight? Nah. He's completely against me entering.

He doesn't think im too soft. He thinks i genuinely wouldn't be able to without severe pain to my soul. And he protects my soul like i was the rarest peach in the realms.

Like nobody's allowed to have me,kill me,take me,etc BUT HIM.

And that's such a fave trope of mine.

Like idc if people don't like it,they can move on elsewhere. Shang being overprotective and genuinely in love is great. It's hilarious. It's entertaining. It's uwu. And it's a whole damn category in itself. Plus its karma for him. And i loooooove karma for big bads but lets em down gently. Ya know. Killin em softly. Sweetly. Heehee.

#mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #admin rambles #hcs #my hcs #shang tsung hcs

[hauntedghostmoss]

"You should only drink when you're thirsty"

NAH BINCH

i like my lil drinky drinks, i usually have to have two different ones at a time to keep my brain interested in them,, and i will drink both just when i want the mouth feel of liquid

#text post

[mappingway]

Just had a clinician have the audacity to tell me to call a patient *tomorrow* to cancel.

Their appointment is tomorrow. A half hour after I get in. You expect me to give someone a half hour notice!!!

Nah binch I stayed after and called them this evening bc I am Not going to be rude like that

#i still have a 10 am to cancel but like. i cant do anything about that #she literally emailed me ten minutes before i get off to cancel for the rest of the week like #you do understand the positiom that puts me in #work tag

[im-no-jedi]

Clapp and Joanne: nah leave me alone binch

Toby and Sprinkle: GIVE US OUR FORTUNE DANG IT

#critrole liveblog

[detshin]

Wow.. we haven't even seen any of this yet and I'm already tired of it

Can we like- NOT bring Amuro's family into anything? I had enough with Akai's entire family tree thank u very much

#detective conan #dcmk #I am salty I guess???? #i'm just really tired of Amuro this Amuro that #where my main characters info at? #and if they actually bring amuro's family into the story..... WTF??????????? #nah binch

[hyakunana]

Meanwhile, in Wispermill...

#octopath traveler #ot #octopath #square enix #ophilia clement #therion #cyrus albright #mattias #fanart #comic #i may be biased bc i was reading ffxv book along with my octopath gameplay - but mattias gives huge ardyn vibes #if the game doesnt give me proper char interactions during the story then im gonna do it myself #bc its unacceptable i had therion in my team and yet i had to wait lianna to arrive w the keys #nah son my team got away earlier i know that #out of curiosity the 4th member was h'aanit and she was prob sleeping at the corner w linde #didnt have better ideas to put her there - plus her hard language yelp #speaking of galdera gUESS WHO BEAT THAT GODLY MOTHERF BINCHES #im current in the hunt of all the treasures but ngl im hella tired by now #i still wanna replay some main lines and do the lone traveler achievement but idk if i put the treasures aside or not #OH YEAH AND I ALSO WATCHED MY NOW-FAVORITE TAVERN BANTER THANK YOU SQUARE FOR THE DRINKING CONTEST AND OLBYN CONTENT #i thought i already had enough with the aching back and the wedding talk bUT HOW WELL FED I WAS AFTER THAT IS2G #IS THEIR SHIP REALLY UNDERRATED?? HOW???? ? /? ? ?V? #anywya merry xmas chosen ones reading my tags until here!!