#my poor mom

[spocks-husband]

No bc Sarek and Spock are both autistic, Sybok has the worst ADHD Vulcan has ever seen, and Michael probably has all of the above-- Amanda is the only neurotypical person in the s'chn t'gai household and she's so fucking tired

No one else has ever done the dishes because Sarek doesn't have time in his carefully arranged schedule, Spock starts crying if he touches wet food, Sybok has the object permanence of a literal infant, and Michael diligently avoids the question when it's asked.

#i'm projecting #this is what my house is like #my poor mom #anyways #star trek #axel rambles sometimes #spock #mr spock #s’chn t’gai spock #tos spock #star trek tos #s'chn t'gai sarek #s'chn t'gai family #s'chn t'gai #vulcan #autistic spock #neurodivergent #star trek headcanon #star trek hc #amanda grayson #s’chn t’gai sybok #sybok #michael burham #i haven't watched disco actually but I've seen fan content so--

[dear-ao3]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !! #submission #my poor mom

[toastery]

she wasn't ready

#my poor mom #she called me like “wow! 😧” #“where do i get these #amazon?“ #dancer from the dance #the beauty of men #fahrenheit 451 #pride and prejudice #this side of paradise #the great gatsby #strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #treasure island #the picture of dorian gray #the bell jar #wuthering heights #crime and punishment #the brothers karamazov #no longer human #hamlet #lord of the flies #the catcher in the rye #a portrait of the artist as a young man

[teacupfullofstars]

#my poor mom #the magnus archive #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #meme #og

[stars-and-soda]

Once when we were kids, my brother got in a fight in a McDonald's playstructure. I wasn't with him when it started. So I walked in on my brother wrestling a kid with a bunch of kids watching in a tube maze.

I saw the fight and thought "Yeah, that guy sucks" and started fighting my brother with the stranger.

My mom had to tell me not to fight, to go tell an adult but if I do fight, to fight with my brother.

#my poor mom #imagine both of your kids being in the three person fight #and having to explain that #my brother was mad and i told him i thought it was our neighbour #that was a lie i didnt know or think i knew the kid #i just wanted him to stop arguing #mine

[koushuwu]

not my mom just casually telling my over text that her back suddenly started hurting so much, earlier today, that she can hardly move. CALL THE FUCKING DOCTOR????? DO YOU NEED ME TO COME DRIVE YOU THERE??? BC I’LL DO IT!

#my poor mom #she’s at home alone since my dad works at the other end of the county #country* #so he leaves monday mornings and comes back home thursday evening #she already has arthritis in so many of her joints #and her back does also often hurt but not like this #i’m kinda worried about her when she says it just came out of literally nowhere #» confidential

[sanguivores]

drinking my morning energy drink! today i have a witches brew flavor alani nu. tastes exactly like a caramel apple. i got the last can they had at walmart.

did you guys know that really premature babies are sometimes caffeine as a medication? it actually helps with their breathing and lung and brain development!

#personal #neonatology is rly fascinating to me #which is funny because i was a 42 weeker #my poor mom

[morus-god-of-doom]

Welp

Soo... my school got something called gaggle and started snooping through my stories I have on my Google docs, and found some of my fight scenes ands went all. "Offended gasp! Violence, bloodshed with unneeded, graphic body horror, and cussing?! Unexceptable!!" And called my mother, [who is cool as hell] and told her I was doing "inappropriate" things on school property and they thought she should know. Had my mother freaked out that I was writing some smutty shit.

#high school #Why so snoopy? #kinda vent #this is fine #kinda lol #i guess #ao3 writer #my god #my poor mom

[riraguma]

So my mom died a few hours ago

#bear noises #her face was so pale and sickly #my mom #my poor mom

[kkryboygayman]

throwback to when mcr became one of my huge hyperfixations when i was 11/12/13 and i listened to nothing but mcr for three fucking years

#my poor mom #it was a violent one #seriously can't tell if it's a hyperfixation or special interest because holy shit. mcr

[psalm40speakstome]

I want someone to rewatch One True Loves with and feel all the feels but the trailer stressed my Mom out just with the basic concept and I’m not sure what my Sister would think so currently i don’t have anyone 🤣🤣

#it’s possible I’ll convince #my poor mom #but o don’t want her or I #to suffer watching it together #because I find it just the right #amount of pining and angst #but I don’t know that she would #one true loves #and I don’t live with my sister #so she would be watching it on her #own either way #so I’ll see #my rambles

[amusementofaprincess]

My mom was talking about how she was going to rewatch season 1 of The Gilded Age and start season 2.

Which led to me to gushing about the historical accuracy of the costumes.

Which led into a rant about underwear.

#my poor mom #I fell down a rabbit hole about historical women’s undergarments a few years ago #and now I have OPINIONS about underwear in shows

[selenekallanwriter]

Person: What's your book about?

Writers:

I'm both somehow 🙃

#writers on tumblr #writeblr #writing #creative writing #writing memes #writer memes #writer mood #writer problems #am writing #urban fantasy #paranormal romance #writer musings #just something that came to mind while I info dumped my poor mom

[wyllzel]

my mom is currently running a >100°F fever 😭 so im home helping take care of her lol and so when she went to take a nap, i grabbed the family dog and told her "time to go play bg3!! 😍🐩🎮" and my mom (in her feverish delirium) said "yes time to go look at the handsome guys and girls" and i was like damn. well yeah ur not wrong HAHA

#chelle.txt #i think she is at least a little curious about the game even tho she mostly looks at me w blank confusion when i try to talk about it #bc she asked me to project it on the tv but my laptop is def too weak for that LOL 😞 #...also idk what those crazy companions will try to do........... altho im early enough in this game that probably nothing would happen ahah #i showed her gale (in low res pixel form bc laptop lmao) and she was like ''wow he looks so dark (ominous)'' and i was like REALLY?? #but i realized that outside of his dialogue he does sort of have a resting unhappy face lol 😭 #poor guy #my poor mom #apparently this is the most sick shes been since giving birth to my little brother 😭 and that was 20+ years ago !!

[furbyhater]

at the hospital last night they hit me with some morphine for my pain and mannnnnn talk about being on cloud nine 😂😂

#I would not shut up #my poor mom