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#my fyp is so fucked up rn
book-tease · 1 year
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my fyp is so messed up now bc i’ve been reallllyyyy into looking at makeup inspo lately and so i’m seeing less gay stuff :( why cant i be queer and also like makeup tiktok HUH
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sunflowerseraph · 1 year
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If you hate kids or wish harm upon them I hope you explode
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nikoxisntxreal · 1 year
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no wtf why is my TikTok doing NUMBERS RN this is so fucking scaryyyyy
Here’s the TikTok if anyone wants to see it i just dont wanna crosspromote too much on here since this account is supposed to be shitposts lol
Also literally the camera is shaking so bad the entire video lol i cant hold a camera at all
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kenlvry · 1 year
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LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER
the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team
an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens
kenny
he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."
you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"
the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"
after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing
thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip
kyle
okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle
"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐
to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.
the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??
he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭
he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"
you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭
stan
stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF
"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"
he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.
he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️
he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭
when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"
cartman
"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."
he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"
picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is
now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video
the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.
he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.
butters
butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"
he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴
even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??
you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)
everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍
clyde
when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"
he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨
he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more
when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"
well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.
tolkien
most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"
"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"
he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞
when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that
"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr
craig
"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."
idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo
he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.
when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.
people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞
tweek
"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"
okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"
he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️
his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too
recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks
when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"
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hanmeowsung · 2 years
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vampiretendencies · 1 year
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request; omg can we get one where it’s like that one trend on tiktok where the girls wearing lipstick n it goes to her bf w kisses on his face😭😭😭 PLEASE I KEEP SEEING IT EVERYWHERE
warnings; fluff, maybe suggestive
pairing; jj x fem!reader
authors note; i’ve seen the tiktoks too my fyp is obx and couples rn :,) love this, thank u for sending this in. after the day i’ve had i enjoyed writing something small and pure. and i accidentally posted your ask when trying to save to drafts i ended up posting it so i hope u still see this <3
lipstick tiktok (example)
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“The red lipstick is new, baby.”
JJ’s voice was raspy, having sat in that same criss crossed position for around an hour, on the carpeted floor beside you, whilst you brushed makeup products gently to your skin. Detailed review of the products you typically use, and that deep rouge lipstick was not one of them.
You were sat at your vanity, preparing for a party at the boneyard. It was the last get together for the summer, so you were tedious in being sure that this makeup look was one to remember.
He resembled that of a small child, the way he’s been beaming up in astonishment. Admiring every move you make to enhance the impeccable beauty you already had to start with. And reminiscing at the fact that you were his, truthfully his in every way.
“Mhm,” you breathe, deciphering wether or not you should take the risk of wearing the color or not. Typically sticking to nudes and neutrals, this was something out of your comfort zone.
“You gonna’ wear it?”
“Should I?”
He gives you a ‘you would look perfect wearing a fucking trash bag, did you really just ask me that’ look. His hand grasps your thigh, thumb reassuring you against your flesh, with small circular motions. Replacing his thumb with his chin, you feel the bone dig into the thick skin— this required a better view than the one he had.
“Course’ pretty girl,” he batted his eyelashes with promise. “Now put that shit on, m’waiting.”
At that, you hesitantly take the top off of the black capsule. Twisting it up for more of the substance, revealing an untouched dark bloody shade of deep red— the most powerful shade. Divine femme fatale, if you will.
JJ could’ve sworn he shattered into a thousand bits, bursting at the seams. The way your mouth parted open delicately to apply it, so intimate and sensual.
Being that it was pigmented you merely needed a few strokes. To JJ’s dismay though, he wanted to rewind that moment, bringing it in closely to store in his brain for the long run.
Open at an angle so sacred he could sob from the sheer euphoric look.
“So fuckin’ sexy,” he can’t help the words that spill past his lips. Nearly in a trace, and he swore he felt drool leave his mouth.
“Yeah?”
You snap the cap back on, standing from the stool, sliding it inward, and JJ follows suit. Someone that was melting moments ago is now towering over you.
“Definitely baby.”
Sort of repaying him in a way, you flash a toothy grin at him, lipstick effortlessly lining your plump lips— you lean forward cupping his jaw with your palms. JJ happily obliged, not caring about the stains the redness would leave on his features. He couldn’t have asked for anything more, actually.
Your lips pucker softly, pressing kisses to every inch of skin you could reach on his face. From the small freckles that littered his jawline to the top of his forehead that was fanned by the tufts of his blonde tresses. Everywhere.
His heated cheeks. Kiss.
The button-like tip of his nose. Kiss.
His chin. Kiss.
His longing lips. Kiss.
Your mouth shape reflected on his tanned face, intricate lining of your lips, every crevice. Fragile and slow with each and every kiss.
Catching your breath, both you and JJ peer into the vanity mirror. He pulls you into his side chuckling at the reflection. His pretty face, painted in the marks of your lips. Yours, lipstick smeared with swollen lips.
This was when JJ strongly believed in the saying of ‘ruin her lipstick, not her mascara.’
“Gotta wipe it off now, J.”
You reach for a makeup wipe, not wanting your boyfriend to embarrass himself at the event to come. But he forces you into his chest to peer up at him, causing your eyebrows to knit together.
“Leave it.”
He adored the lingering sensation of your lips to the subtle skin. Wanting every part of him to be a reminder of you.
So that anyone that walks pass him could clear as day see, he desperately belonged to his lover.
“Really J, let me wipe-“
“I said leave it, baby.”
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captainfern · 10 months
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Hi!! I really love your work, your mind and your writing is just so amazing!
I wanted to send a humbler request (if you don’t give or want to do it then pls ignore this~)
Request I had is that Gaz or Price guide a inexperienced reader through a bj/oral felatio? Or if you want to a twist where reader guides the cod men through the process on the reader themselves.
Once again, your work is amazing and you have a wonderful way with words ✨
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Release
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x fem!reader
[“Release” by Timbaland]
[18+]
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• summary - read the request. you make gaz whimper btw lol. • rating - 18+ • wordcount - 1.9k • warnings - fem!reader, oral [m!receiving and f!receiving], hella praise, gaz do be whimpering, strong language
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inspired by the concerning amount of whimper audios gracing my tiktok fyp rn
also "oral fellatio" is the fanciest name i've ever heard someone call head lmao
no soft launch for this shit. i'm too horny for this man to fuck around. i just wanna find out
"F-fuck, easy, baby, easy—" Gaz moaned, his hand on the back of your head as he guided your mouth further down his cock. "S'all right, baby, take it easy."
He was responding to you gagging around him as his tip nudged the back of your throat. You had immediately pulled back, and he began petting the back of your head as you wrapped your lips around his tip.
You calmed your breathing, dragging your lips back down his length, saliva pooling out of your mouth and rolling in droplets along a couple of prominent veins.
"There you go... there you go, good girl, baby, doing so good," Gaz breathed, eyes on you, eyelids fluttering. "S-so good, sweetheart. Taking my cock so good."
You looked up at him and made eye contact. No doubt you looked a mess, but he was clearly enjoying himself. You were kneeling between his legs as he sat on the edge of your shared bed, and he was guiding you through head like the best teacher you'd ever had.
"Mmm... wrap your hand around the base, sweetheart," Gaz breathed as your free hands were planted on his thighs. "Come on... ah— g-good, yeah, j-just like that, fuck—"
You took one hand and wrapped it around the base of his cock, collecting a good amount of saliva beneath your palm. You squeezed him gently, but tight enough to make his sentence stutter and his hips buck up into your mouth.
"Mmmyeah, baby, just like that," He whimpered, head tossed back momentarily as he let out a breathy moan. "Just like that."
You slowly moved your hand up and down, maintaining pressure, as you took more of his cock into your mouth. You tried to take more, but when the tip rammed the back of your throat, you gagged. Gaz clearly didn't mind— he groaned, twitching in your mouth each time you did so.
The sounds were obscene, too. Wet and slick and loud. Sucking and slurping, making your stomach coil tight with pleasure. Gaz's noises were loud, too— whimpering and whining, incoherent sentences stringing together in pleasure as you sucked his cock.
He was offering you so much praise it was making your face grow hot.
"Such a good girl, sweetheart. Making me feel so good... taking my cock so well," Gaz praised, watching you. He still had a hand to the back of your head, gently guiding you further onto him. "Such a good listener, too. So perfect, baby, fucking hell—"
You forced him further into your mouth, tears forming in your eyes as his cock slid down your throat. Your lips pressed to your fist, still gripping his base gently, nose brushing the patch of hair before you pulled yourself back up and repeated the action.
Gaz moaned loudly, panting through a jumble of whines and whimpers. He watched you take more of him, saliva dripping everywhere, wet sounds amplifying. He bucked his hips each time you took him as far as you could go— the vibrations of your light gags making him chew harder on his bottom lip.
Your tongue was heavy and warm on the underside of his cock, and the sensations made his mouth drop open while he watched you with a hand to the back of your head. He was breathing hard— each breath he took mixed with a soft, pleasure-high whimper.
"You're such a good girl for me, baby. My g-good girl— mmm... ah, fuck, baby— y-yeah, fuck, my good girl. All mine." Gaz whimpered softly, making your core ache.
All mine, huh?
You resisted the urge to smile around his cock as you hollowed you cheeks further, more slurping noises eliciting from the sides of your saliva-streaked mouth.
He was twitching in your mouth, and you could practically taste the sudden flood of pre-cum that dripped down the back of your throat. You whined around his cock, the movements of his hips becoming more urgent as he neared his peak.
"Ah... ah... mmmfuck— f-fuck, m'gonna cum, sweetheart," Gaz panted heavily, small whines following. "Gonna cum in— mmm-my god, ah— m'gonna cum in your mouth, sweetheart, you need—"
You knew what he was trying to say through the whimpers and whines and stutters. He wanted you to pull off of his cock so he didn't have to shoot his load into your mouth.
No way.
You hummed stubbornly, teary eyes finding his as you sucked around his tip, before taking him a bit further into your mouth while you pumped the base with your hand. He was almost crying now, pleasure building so harshly inside of him that he thought he might snap.
"Yeah? You wanna swallow?" Gaz asked you between quiet moans, and you tried your best to nod, mouth still stuffed with his cock. You hummed for emphasis, too, making his breath hitch.
"Okay, sweetheart, okay, f-fuck yeah, okay," He babbled, tip slamming against the back of your throat as he held your head steady, fucking his cock into your mouth as he chased his high. "M'gonna— ohmygod, ah— m'gonna—"
He never did finish his sentence.
Gaz cut himself off with a whimpered moan of your name, so pretty falling from his lips. His eyes rolled as he came in your mouth, hand holding your head steady. You choked slightly, shoots dripping down your throat, with some being squeezed out the corners of your mouth where his cock stretched you open.
You carefully pulled off of him, his seed dripping down your chin. You stroked his softening cock gently, making it jerk, still slick with cum and saliva. Gaz released a shaky breath, followed by a whine as he looked down at you with a watery gaze.
"Good girl, baby," he muttered tiredly as you got to your feet and crawled into is lap, straddling him. "Such a good girl for me."
You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, and he watched you as you swallowed and then stuck your tongue out at him. He smiled slyly, leaning forward to press his tongue to yours. You let out a high-pitched sound of amusement from the back of your throat, before you kissed him. His hands found the small of your back, pressing you closer.
You kissed for a while, sloppy and wet and the noisiest you've probably ever kissed. Every so often, he'd pause the movements of his lips to let his mouth hang agape, panting and whimpering into your mouth as you kissed him. Your hands explored the rigid muscles along his upper back and shoulders, your hips grinding down onto him, his cock growing hard again.
You pulled out of the kiss, a thick string of saliva connected the both of your tongues. It broke when you smiled and laughed.
Gaz nudged his nose against yours, trying to chase the kiss, but you leaned back, vulpine smile on your lips.
"Mm... Gaz?"
"Yeah, sweetheart?" He was still trying to kiss you.
You giggled, turning your head away. He took the opportunity to latch his mouth to the junction of your jaw, sucking the soft skin. He peppered kisses down your neck as you spoke again.
"Want you to return the favour." You said jokingly, and you felt him smile against your neck.
"Gladly." He said, and proceeded to stand up with you in his arms. You withheld a squeal of surprise as he spun the both of you around and dumped you on the bed. You bounced as he clambered after you, dragging you by the ankles closer to him, so he could wiggle your soaked underwear away from your core.
He exhaled a breath as he flung your underwear away, eyes locked to your glistening core.
"Fucking hell, you're soaked," he commented, almost breathless, leaning forward and swiping a finger up your slit. "You... you got this worked up from sucking my cock?"
The question sounded as though he was genuinely surprised.
You bit your lip, smiling down at him. "Mhm."
"Jesus... fuck."
"Love the sounds you make," you whisper at him, watching as he laid on his stomach and settled himself between your legs. "You sound so pretty, Gaz."
He groaned, leaning his head against your thigh. "Fucking Christ, sweetheart, you can't be saying that to me."
"Why not?"
"I'll... fuck sakes... I'll come in my bloody bedsheets, honestly."
You giggled, wiggling your hips as an invitation. He got the hint, and pressed forward, his warm breath fanning across your dripping cunt. You moaned at the heat alone, hips inclining further towards his mouth.
Gaz moved his mouth away from you, ever so slightly. "Tell me how you want it."
You moaned loudly. "Gaz—"
"Tell me," he whispered. "You want my fingers first, baby? Or d'you just want my mouth?"
"Mouth, fuck, please—" You keened desperately, and he gave in with a chuckle.
He delicately kissed from your sopping cunt, up your folds, until he reached your clit, which he drew into his mouth. He made you sob out as he released it with a slick pop, before he was dragging his tongue back down your folds.
You instantly reached down to place a hand near the crown of his head. As his tongue circled your fluttering cunt, you pushed his head further into you, your bucking hips meeting the movement halfway. He moaned as you pushed him into you, his tongue making contact with your wet hole, his nose pressed taut to your clit. Your entire body shivered, a whine leaving your lips.
"No teasing, Gaz," you groaned as his tongue stilled inside you. "Faster."
He hummed a deep laugh against your core before he picked up his movements once more. His tongue firm inside you, making you squirm against the bedsheets, holding his face deeper to you. Your chest rose and fell rapidly, back arching as you sobbed. Pleasure was quickly building inside of you.
"Just like that, Gaz, please—" you begged. "Feel's so good."
If Gaz had a tail, it would be wagging.
He grunted softly into your core, fucking his tongue as deep as it could go while he gripped your thighs, kneading the flesh beneath his fingers. You were so needy, so fucking wet that the entire lower half of his face was slick with your arousal. But he wasn't complaining— not when you urged his face closer and closer into you until his nose was pressing hard against your puffy clit.
You moaned again. The sounds Gaz eliciting from you were heavenly, a complete juxtaposition from the pornographic sucking and licking filling the quiet room.
"So good, Gaz, feel's so good. Gonna cum..." you drawled, voice airy.
Gaz hummed again, ensuring his tongue was deep inside you so that the vibrations stimulated your core. It worked by the way your thighs clamped tighter around his head. Gaz's cock jumped at that.
"Gonna cum, gonna cum," you whined, legs trembling around Gaz's head. "Mm-fuck— such a good boy, Gaz, fuck— feels so fucking good—"
Gaz moaned into your cunt, really fucking loudly, as you came. The sound rung in your ears as your back arched and you came into his mouth, his tongue still stuffed inside you. His hands tightened around your thighs, keeping your legs still, as he fucked you through your orgasm, grunting and whimpering into your core.
After a moment, and once your body trembles had subsided, Gaz pulled away. Your face immediately grew hot as you caught sight of his face— the lower half completely drenched, glistening.
Gaz licked his lips.
You laughed. "Good?"
"You have no bloody idea."
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gildeddlily · 1 year
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needing a real backstory for kunikida
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"he was a math teacher" it's the shadiest thing I've ever heard
saw a video with "christmas kids" by roar on my fyp, with basically traumatized ada and fukuzawa being the dad everybody headcanon him as, and all the comments were like "and then there's kunikida the ex math teacher"
... there are people out there who consider kunikida as the normal and non-mentally-ill detective? the "only normal one"? man's one of the less normal of the group, and the thing that helps making him so strange is his damned backstory
the non existing one, yeah
(and he wasn't really a math teacher, he dropped out of college and was a teacher like two days a week, it was just a side job)
he's the most passionate about protecting people and the one who most values their life (yes, the kids getting killed and bombed, yes. he is deeply traumatized, yes), and everyone thinks of him as the best person at the agency, Ranpo made it clear in season 3.
(his morals are... even if you don't like the concept of morals, he's a little fucked up like anyone else. he's the one who was ready to leave a homeless 18ys orphan on the streets cause he could have caused troubles to the agency (at the end he did but he deserved all the love in the world so nothing against him) and proceeded to attacked said orphan in a restaurant and in front of everyone when atsushi said he knew something about one of their cases. So yeah, just the way he's always screaming ab "the agency reputation" is kinda suspicious, especially when he doesn't consider asl something dangerous for their reputation tackling a teenager on the floor. he cares about the agency's reputation, but in his own personal way)
(he's about to break atsushi's arm like it's a spaghetto. even if he just wanted it to be an... incentive to talk, it was mad man. dazai osamu had to stop him)
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(or the oh so famous mischaracterization where he's the most polite person in the world? he's there talking shit about dazai every two panels, and ends up being rude to almost everyone)
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or just his relationship with dazai.
he hates the way dazai always tries new suicide methods and talks abou it while they're working (we all know he hates it cause he cares but let him think we believe he does it just "for the agency reputation") but he doesn't hate Dazai. one thing I hate is fanfictions where Kunikida is a fucking asshole who treats Dazai badly for no reason (the "stop nagging me" trend cause he tells dazai to work? that's literally the most normal thing ever happened in this story).
He respects him and recognise his intellect and EVIDENTLY trusts him. just this part up here, it's the first chapter and he has that look that just tells "im gonna trust for this" (we know you care for him stoop) (not comparing them to soukoku, that's another thing. stop talking shit about one of the two partnership just because you ignore the bond both chuuya and kunikida share with that lucky man) (wish I was him)
(and Dazai definitely has some sort of respect for him. Kunikida has been exposed, like everyone else, to some real atrocities and still respects his ideals in every way he can, and from Dazai perception he's the definition of human, just like Chuuya. I like to think that the years spent with Chuuya teached him a lot of things like this, and him more than anyone else would respect the strength Kunikida has. he probably still think of him as a little naive, but is our man really so innocent? he knows that his ideals cannot always be respected. he doesn't believe in a stupid utopia where the world he wish for is real, and he makes compromises with this truth)
(love the duo)
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his respect for Fukuzawa is the thing (with his ability) that messes everything up even more. he hates authority (gonna kin him rn) and is something almost foregone, since he values so much human's life. it's impossible for him to enjoy something like politics and politicians with the way he lives, and at the same time he respects so deeply Fukuzawa, that is in fact authority to him.
so
some could say it's because Fukuzawa trained him so they know each other but than how did fukuzawa starts training a college student? how the hell did these two met?
I refuse to think it was something normal like idk, Kunikida was interested in martial arts and met him and they drank something together. and even if it was something "innocent", fukuzawa's history with dealing with teenagers (kunikida joined the agency before he was twenty) is "you're traumatized, I am too, let's become a family and heal each other" (not really but almost just trust me) so yes, he saw something in kunikida so he wasn't just a nobody who ended up here like nothing
maybe Fukuzawa knew that he was what the Agency needed, someone so strong and human, ready to die for what he believed in, working with people who all had a twisted sense of morality
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he's so silly
and his ability.
just
yeah he has the "poor growing up" vibes (and I say it as someone who is definitely not rich and has had their bad months) and I believe in the "abilities generated from trauma" theory, so someone who can create small and daily things out of paper definitely had a problem having them in other ways, and used his ability to survive. so stop saying he's not traumatized, everybody in this manga is so shut up
(we need the real backstory) (we're not gonna get it cause Asagiri at the end of fifteen wrote a paragraph talking ab how he loves to see fans making headcanons. so yeah gonna headcanon his childhood till I'm dead)
(his relationship with Katai is suspicious, I'm not talking about our man obvious homosexuality but the bond itself. gotta work more ab them) (I'm joking) (or am I)
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toomuchracket · 4 months
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im really looped up on painkilelrs rn and a really fcking hot edit of matty was just on ny fyp on tiktok ive apparenrly been in a trance watching it for 15 minutes straight. (my moms with me and she asked me “what the fuck are you watching”) and now im thinking of matty catching girlie watching edits of him lmaooo
somewhere deep in the recesses of tmr there's a bday party blurb about fans finding your tiktok and editors realising you've been liking (and saving) their matty thirst traps the whole time lol. so let's stick with that au! matty comes into the living room one afternoon and narrows his eyes when you immediately chuck your phone down and hurriedly take your headphones off and sheepishly say "hi"; he's like "what were you watching, baby?" and when you stutter his face lights up and he teases like "oh my god, was it PORN? i bet it was". and you're like "NO god i was not watching porn in the living room at 2pm on a tuesday afternoon, matthew", and he laughs and flops down next to you like "so what were you watching, then? come on, sweetheart, you can tell me intimate stuff. i mean, my fingers HAVE been in your-" and you cover his mouth and say "enough! alright, fine: i was watching tiktok edits of you". you hide your face in matty's chest while he laughs, flicking him on the stomach to get him to shut up - he just kisses your head and coos "aww, babyyyyyyy. you really DO fancy me, don't you? literally one room away and you had to resort to tiktok thirst traps to cope with not being able to look at me", and you're like "stop it i just like the editing", and then you smile shyly at him and say "and the tour clips of you with no top on". matty just smirks at you before instigating a makeout session, and then he's like "well... d'you want the real thing? you'll have to take yours off too, though. for equality and all", and you're like "hmmm... yeah, go on then" lmao. so basically, you watching tiktok edits of your boyfriend leads to him railing you. ideal <3
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ultra-raging-ghost · 18 days
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bro taylor swift is starting to piss me off her and her shitass fan
im so sick of hearing about her fucking tour and seeing it all over my feed or hearing about it or hearing people talk shit about it i dont fucking like her, i dont like her music, i dont like her fans, and i sure as hell dont like those stupid little fucking popups on my fyp when someone films a vid with one of her songs
"oh this persons using a TS song!! lets put a stupid little circle pop up with the tiniest x ever to close it so youre garunteed to click on it and see whatever bullshit that fucking white ladys talking about this month!!!"
I DONT CARE I DONT CARE ABOUT HER STUPID TOUR OR HER SHIT ASS MUSIC OR HER SHITTY OPINIONS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY FEED
i may also be experiencing a little sensory overload rn but i dont give a FUCK Im starving and my right arm hurts and the top of my foot itches in a way that cant be itched and its too hot and too cold and fucking taylor swift is invading my feed by simply just existing like goddamn mint in a garden (mint is an aggressively invasive plant who will grow and kill all other plants and will grow back even when you think its dead)
sick of that fucking goddamn white lady
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simplylupin · 2 years
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the fruity four as things my friends have said
eddie: is a back or neck more attractive i need to know everyone’s opinions
GUYS 
THIS IS IMPORTANT CMON
robin: neck.
eddie: wtf neck???
back is superior 
steve: mate a back is a back y’know?
actually idk
nancy: neither are particularly attractive 
steve: i feel like necks if they’re a bit “odd” it’s more insignificant than backs 
cause when a backing is backing...
damn
robin: backing 😭
eddie: no i get exactly what you mean
nancy: what the fuck
steve: orgasms or music
eddie: music
steve: priorities 
eddie: good music is an orgasm 
~
robin: i just choked 
nancy: oh-
are you...
okay??
robin: i am now
but like i wasn’t 
~ robin: i don’t understand how there has been 360000+ births today 
like that doesn’t compute in my brain
how do 360000+ people have the same birthday ugh i hate that
~
robin: u had a fucking dream about me getting mauled by an alligator-
and stood by with no emotion-
eddie: it was a dream?? i can’t control it 🤨🤨🤨
robin: yeah but it feels personal that u and steve lived but i got chomped
also steve wtf??
why didn’t u jump in and save me?!
steve: eddies dream!!! he’s the mean one
nancy: i had a dream where eddie killed us all
robin: realistic 
~ eddie: would smash
would show u my neck
robin: 😭😭
eddie: lol ofc robin shows up as soon as i mention necks
robin: stfu
eddie: no???
~ robin: vapes are extremely unattractive 
like ew
nancy: especially elf bars
if you’re going to vape at least be eco friendly 
robin: “i don’t like when everything is grey”
“is that racist to grey people?” - steve
steve: i was talking about vampires.
robin i hate you 
~ eddie: steve 🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵
nancy: .....
robin: what.
eddie: he’s doing the thirst trap pose rn
arm out holding himself up
🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵
steve: eddie.
eddie: what daddy? 🤤🤤
SORRY ABABHABA 
i am so sorry
~ eddie: it’s the full moon tonight don’t wanna make daddy werewolf mad
ew
sorry that was
no
robin: BHAHAHAHAHA I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT THERE
nancy: eddie u need to touch some proper christian grass- 
steve: i am
horrified 
~
eddie: IM FUCIGNJRNG
GUYS
THERES A FAT SPIDER
RIGHT BY MY BED
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
nancy: get wayne 😭
robin: photographic evidence or ur lying
*photographic evidence*
robin: EW WTF NO ITS ONE OF THE WEIRD ONES WITH UNNECESSARY LONG LEGS
eddie: I just panicked so hard
woke up steve and he got it 😍😍😍
i can’t fall asleep now wtf
I CAN FEEL IT EVERYWHERE
robin: i hate honeymoons
eddie: same
robin: just happy couples boning 24/7
eddie: it’s just an excuse for rich people to splash out and have sex in public places 
~ nancy: GUYS WTF MY MUM IS ON MY FYP 😭😭😭😭
robin: WHATSBSBAH
steve: what
nancy: APPARENTLY MIKE HAS A TIKTOK???
steve: WHAT
nancy: wtf why does mike have better legs than me
eddie: HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY HIS ACCOUNT IS GOLD
robin: how many followers does he have?
nancy: 65 lmaooooo
eddie: 66 now 😍
nancy: EDDIE NO
UNFOLLOW HIM
HE’LL HATE ME FOREVER
eddie: no
steve: i’m just trying to eat my fruit in peace 💔
eddie: oh
what fruit might that be ;))))))
steve: oh my lord
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demiesworld · 1 year
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my current obsessions (warning: very long)
okay so first of all, to all of my followers (if even have any wheezes) i am soooo sorry for not being active. just things have been going south and further south for me. buuuuuut i've also been like hyperfixated on newer animes and on one manhwa (sadly it's killing stalking).
ANYWAYS.... MY CURRENT OBSESSION RN IS FUCKING DEMON SLAYER. i started watching it back in like march or february and i've been simping and focused on this anime ever since. i fucking love it omfg. my favorite characters changes a lot depending on my mood, but i am big on TENGEN (mr. flashy), RENGOKU (donut), AKAZA (donut maker), DOUMA (he puts the G in lGbt), HAGANEZUKA, and lastly... i know yall saw that new episode of season 3 w/ hantengus's fucking clones. tbh i didnt even know he could do that BUT ALL FOUR (i know there's five of them but rn it's four) OF THEM CAN GET IT. IM SORRY.
LIKE DID YALL NOT SEE THE MELANIN IN THOSE MEN?!?! THE MELANIN, THE HAIR, THE ABS, OMG. it makes me soooo excited to see darker skinned ppl in anime shows bc you know they dont hardly get drawn. and even if they are depicted as villains/demons/antagonists representation is representation. A WIN IS A WIN.
so speaking of those four i am heavy, heavy, heavy falling for my boy karaku. i mean yeah sekido can put in that work, aizetsu whimpers like a bish, and urogi is hot and all, but KARAKU?!?! UNGGGGHH. i hear sum puRRRINGGGG~~~
im thinking of writing of maybe a smut, or something platonic and basic with those four in mind. maybe just headcanons though.
another anime im fixated on even though i aint even watched not one damn episode but i feel like i know what going on in it thanks to tiktok spoilers on my FYP is BLUE LOCK. let me explain.
so out of nowhere i get this edit of rin itoshi on my fyp of him w/ the song "trance" by metro boomin and i was like damn he cute af. lemme see what anime this is. and i found out it was blue lock. so i was like ehhh sports anime dont really attract my attention like that so imma pass-
BUT THEN. A MONTH LATER. I SEE THIS FINE ASS GYARUO-LOOKING ZESTY ABOMINATION OF A MAN NAMED SHIDOU RYUSEI ON MY FYP IN AN EDIT AND I WAS LIKE WHO IS HEEEE?!! like not only is his eye color my favorite color, but he has the MELANIN. and ugh he's voiced by gojo (who i simp for too btw) VA.
and then after doing some investigating i find out some important things about this mofo. 1. he almost tried to kill kunigami, 2. he almost tried to kill rin, 3. he has some sort of love, admiration for sae (rins big bro), 4. AW YEAH HERE COMES THE DOPAMINE~, 5. it's canon that this man is so devious he had to get tied up with a muzzle bc he was too much for the blue lock ppl to handle (honestly tying him up w/ a muzzle sounds racist my boi), 6. he is ZESTY.
i just might end up writing some imagines, headcanons, etc. with shidou bc god i love me a toxic man.
LASTLY TO WRAP THIS SHIT UP I AM FIXATED ON MHA. but im not joining the fandom, im just fixated on the following characters: dabi, and aizawa. i love me a man with daddy issues and a man who can be my daddy. i feel like at this point i dont even need to read the manga or watch the anime to know what is going on and who's who thanks to tiktok spoiling every thing for me.
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jamtoasties3316 · 9 months
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okay this might get a bit long but i had a vision after seeing a the bachelor tiktok on my fyp so hear me out
charles, freshly off a championship and an exclusive ferrari extension, is looking for an omega mate. ferrari, of course, being ferrari, decide to arrange it for him. of course charles’ mate has to be approved by them, they can’t have il predestinato mating with just anyone, but also they offer a LOT of money for a potential mate. like, would-never-make-this-much-in-a-lifetime lot. but they also have strict criteria. and that attracts many candidates, including drivers, some by choice but most not. the teams happily offer up their omega drivers up as candidates, so attracted by all the perks they could get from mating their driver to ferrari’ champion. ollie and zhou and some others are offered by their teams as a hope for getting a better deal with ferrari
lance is offered by his father since he’s not doing anything to really help the team either way
to everyone’s shock max is being put out by red bull. he’s not invincible anymore now that charles’s started beating him, he’s getting way too expensive, and they know eventually he’s going to leave because he wants to have a family life outside f1, so they decide to use that to at least get their own gain from it
they’re all brought to maranello, washed, shaved, dressed in nice simple lingerie and pretty red dresses. then they’re put on show for charles
he gets to watch them twirl, squeeze their thighs and asses, pinch their nipples and squeeze their tits to make sure they can give milk, look at their pussies and finger them to make sure they get wet and stretch nicely
of course he also watches for reactions, the ones who react sweetly and the ones who are more stubborn. most of them really want charles to pick him, and the exceptions, like max, are fascinating to him
my fav for charles to pick is max. he’d be so charmed by his stubbornness and straightforwardness and he’d want to be the one who makes him into an incoherent sobbing mess
(There might be more coming im just venting ideas rn oxjxjx)
Oh yes!
I'll predestinato fulfilling his prophecy and getting championship and once he tells ferrari that he wants a mate, they scramble to find him,the best one!
Quite a few omega drivers get offered by their teams, Lando, Zhou, Lance maybe even Valtteri who is maybe a little too old for Charles but perfect for breeding! The biggest surprise is Red Bull offering Max, who is past his prime and will likely quit in the near future anyway to start a family.
They all get brought to maranello, together with various other Omegas thst are sons and daughters of rich influential people.
They all get washed and shaved and put in sheer red dresses that barely cover anything. Charles gets to test them all, squeeze their thighs and tits, smack their asses, and even look at their pretty pussies! Maybe they even need to blow dildos and bounce on them to show how good they would be!
Some are so eager to mate Charles while Max specifically keeps fighting snd protesting. He snarls when Charles touching his nice fat tits and has to be muzzled for Charles's safety when Charles inspects his pussy. But no matter how much max protested, his body seems so ready! His tits are perfect to feed pups and his pussy gets nice and wet from the lightest touches and he has barely any gag reflex!
Naturally Charles would want max and decides to have him in the final round where he gets to fuck all the Omegas he still debates on mating. Max still fights but the fight quickly leaves him when Charles fucks his wet pussy, watching Max's tits jiggle deliciously too!
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shellxrls · 2 months
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i don't have anything important to say but ur active rn and ur inbox is calling me
shellxrls inbox save me.... save me shellxrls inbox....
RHODY I’VE MISSED YOUU :((
separation anxiety is so real but bcuz we’re never active at the same time i forget to even feel it in ur presence (does that make sense sorry it’s nearly 6am 💀).
anyways how has ur day been i played poker then had a nap at a completely unreasonable time and now im awake just in time to fuck my sleep schedule up again 😓.
also omg saw that u posted ab the guts tour and.. yes !! ms olivia rodrigo is giving sm i loved seeing tiktok’s ab the tour all over my fyp today.
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lokilysolbitch · 14 days
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sorry i have such a pet peeve when people fight arguments with the wrong points and rn my fyp is full of taylor swift, it's like 40% "all her songs sound the same😡her lyrics are so cringe😡" etc and 40% is "nooo she has different sounding songs" AND THEN THEY CHOOSE THE MOST SIMILAR SOUNDING SONGS AS EXAMPLES or they go "um if she has cringe lyrics then explain this" and the choose the most basic possible lyric out of what like 11 albums of options and it's actually pissing me off so fucking bad
so first off here's some lyrics i think are pretty sick. i color coordinated them so the separate lyrics don't all blend together
from The Archer:
"And I cut off my nose just to spite my face
Then I hate my reflection for years and years"
i love the imagery in this line from Cruel Summer:
"Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes"
from Would've, Could've, Should've:
"God rest my soul, I miss who I used to be
The tomb won't close, stained glass windows in my mind"
for context would've, could've, should've is filled with themes of christianity, god, the devil so i love the line about stained glass windows representing trauma here
from right where you left me:
Help, I'm still at the restaurant
Still sitting in a corner I haunt
Cross-legged in the dim light
They say, "What a sad sight"
I, I swear you could hear a hair pin drop
Right when I felt the moment stop
Glass shattered on the white cloth
Everybody moved on
I, I stayed there
Dust collected on my pinned-up hair
They expected me to find somewhere
Some perspective, but I sat and stared
Right where you left me
the imagery!! it perfectly represents being stuck in a traumatic memory. haunting the space and collecting dust while everyone expects you to move on already. very cool metaphor/analogy
from I Know Places:
You stand with your hand on my waistline
It's a scene, and we're out here in plain sight
I can hear them whisper as we pass by
It's a bad sign, bad sign
Somethin' happens when everybody finds out
See the vultures circling, dark clouds
Love's a fragile little flame, it could burn out
It could burn out
'Cause they got the cages, they got the boxes
And guns
They are the hunters, we are the foxes
And we run
from Dancing With Our Hands Tied:
I could've spent forever with your hands in my pockets
Picture of your face in an invisible locket
You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it
I had a bad feeling
But we were dancing
Dancing with our hands tied, hands tied
both I Know Places and Dancing With Our Hands Tied are about dating while being scrutinized by the public. i just love the metaphor and imagery again
also bonus, the song my tears ricochet. im not even gonna show lyrics (the lyrics have funeral themes tho which i think is cool). just the phrase my tears ricochet for a song discussing someone hurting you and then missing you when you leave is so smart. look how my pain struck right back at you. like damn
next section:
i feel like it would be easy to combat "all her songs sound the same" comments when the artist being talked about literally had the public in outrage when she switched from country to pop. so my question is why are people responding to those comments with songs within the same Genre and Same Album ????????????? pick literally Any Other Song. i am going to lose it.
here's a list of songs you could listen to and hear very different sounding songs. again i coloured the songs and it corresponds to albums
...Ready For It? (these red ones are from the Reputation Album)
Endgame
New Year's day
Don't Blame Me
willow
champagne problems
Lavender Haze (these purple ones up here are from the Midnights album)
Sweet Nothing
Picture To Burn
New Romantics
Slut!
State Of Grace (this red one is from Red)
Better Than Revenge (this purple one is from Speak Now)
analyzing Taylors music is a special interest of mine, so i'm more familiar with the songs than anything about her, and she's not even my fave musician but i'm seeing both diehard swifties and haters misrepresent her music so fucking bad it's bothering me so much. sometimes the music hits sometimes it doesn't. you can't have absolutes after 11 albums and idk at least three genre changes.
pls keep it cordial in the comments and reblogs 💃i've just seen some weird, horrid, and violent comments on taylor swift type content and i need y'all to be normal about this. bc at some point it says Much More about you than taylor
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calekinnieplus · 3 months
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I mean, when someone asks you how your life has been its pretty obvious that's its an update they want lol
I'm personally slowly being coaxed into reading weapon creator by my fyp but that's neither here not there.
I've got exams coming up and I'm all out of passion to study so I'll just be stress studying this week and maybe get an ulcer while we're at it lol
Is there any song that always personally reminds you of a Fandom you're in? To me, the gta 5 theme reminds me of lotm, specifically gehrman ^^
and Billie eillish's cover of hotline bling reminds me of the fool
Wellll ok, that's fair lmao
Never heard of weapon creator. Sounds intriguing... Although, novel-wise, I'm being tempted by Author's POV. Show-wise, I have yet to watch the Percy Jackson TV show. I read the books when I was younger and I've heard good things about it!
Rip for the exams. I get ya. Thank goodness I finished LOTM before mine started, or else I would've been positively fucked haha... GOOD LUCK WITH YOURS THO! Do try not to die ;)
Hmmm while reading LOTM, there were some specific songs I played on loop, but now, whenever I put "Pyramids" by Frank Ocean, I just get reminded of Gehrman Sparrow, cuz I was listening to THIS song when I got to his introduction. You know, with smashing people's faces in? Ah, good times...
And there's this song that reminds me of Trash of the Count's Family. "Ever Now" by Gesaffelstein. It played during the time Cale was making preparations for all his plans and (spoiler) for the war. The build-up and the fear nipping at the heels for everyone was intensified by the music, it was a greaaat time :>
(I remember I was reading this part at like 3 am lmao. I was just such a giggly mess, trying not to wake up my roommate hahah)
OH and since u mentioned GTA, the GTA IV theme reminds me of John Wick (saw an Epic edit with it, dude), but also Gehrman, cuz it was part of that reading playlist.
Maaaan the hotline bling cover. It's on my "I'm reading smth sad rn. Make it worse by playing sad music" playlist ahaha... I do like to make myself suffer, huh :>
How'd ya get into LOTM? Like, I just finished TCF around then, which was a big gamble on my part, since if I slowed down in reading it, I would most likely drop it. Which I didn't. And that gave me confidence to pick up LOTM. Makes me curious if other people were like, "Oh, 1432 chapters? PFFT A BREEZE. I EAT THIS FOR BREAKFAST" or "hm? It's still going, I thought- wait, wdym 1432 CHAPTERS?? I THOUGHT PAGES-" or a secret third option hehe
Either way! Curious, curious!
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