captainfern

[captainfern]

Love you stuff so much, and I hope you have a truly wonderful day 💖💖💖

aw thank you so much my darling, i truly appreciate it. i hope you have a wonderful day or night as well <3

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #you guys are so nice to me omg

[captainfern]

hi on your rules thingie you say not to be nasty in your inbox and i was wondering what exactly that means? (i know reqs are off) but does that mean no smut/kinky reqs or like no random smutty/kinky thots that aren’t reqs?

oh no baby i love smutty reqs and thots. that’s kind of my whole brand lol

i just mean not to request anything too left field, or that goes against my rules. like, i don’t want to see an explicit fully-fledged age-play request from someone since i don’t write for that !! i hope this makes sense lol

#just respect my rules that’s all :) #sluttivities and thots are usually always open even when my reqs are closed lol i’m fine with that #but if my reqs are closed and someone reqs something i just delete it now #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let's just say horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

what

#no seriously what #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

♥️ love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! ♥️

hugging you fern <333

ahh thank you so much baby i appreciate youuuu <33

literally hugging you too and sending this back like a million times

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #you guys are so nice to me omg

[captainfern]

eiffel tower with gaz and price you say…

nose pressed to price’s happy trail and stomach hair while he rests down your throat, gaz reaching forward to rest his hand on your throat to feel price. maybe price petting gaz’s cheek while you just whine and drool around them both

- vgilantee

gaz resting his palm on your throat to feel price’s cock inside you oh my god 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

price putting one big hand to the back of your head to keep your face pressed to his lower abdomen, nose to hair fucking hell 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #this has me going insane actually #so hot 😭😭😭 #kyle gaz garrick smut #captain john price smut

[captainfern]

dick from gaz could probably fix me idk

that shit medicinal

#taking dick for my depression 🙏 #SO OUT OF POCKET #I’M SO SORRY #😭😭😭 #anyway #i’m not sorry #it would fix me 100% #‘the d is fire 🔥’ #…sorry #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #kyle gaz garrick

[captainfern]

I remember I got into cod for ghost but came out in love with Gaz and price

this was my exact pipeline except i never came out i’m still deep in the cod trenches in luv with all three 😔

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

dilf!ghost this… dilf!price that… where‼️ is ‼️ dilf!gaz‼️‼️‼️ I know he ages so gracefully with a salt and pepper goatee I just know it please lord I’m begging ‼️‼️😭😭‼️

dilf!gaz driving round in a vintage car, playing golf and spending time with the kids

and the cute little lines around his eyes would deepen and a bit of grey would start streaking through his hair and his body would soften out a little bit and i’d let him fuck and he still wears his silly hat and

#my mannnn #and i luv older men 😊 #kyle gaz garrick #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

I need to be put down thinking about gaz has me acting insane like… a man that fine and he’s not even married to me? 😒

yeah cause he’s actually married to me 😒✋

#kyle gaz garrick #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

Gaz and price Eiffel Tower hhhhh

dream holiday destination

#take me to paris #gaz in the front and price in the back #then switch 😩 #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[captainfern]

I’m weak for thinking about ghost in awkward meet cutes like imagine his dog lead getting tangled with yours and he’s having to weave around with you trying to separate you both

#the dogs meeting is giving bruiser and leslie from legally blonde #and simon’s big dog is usually not the best with other people / other dogs but she lovessss you and your dog #simon ghost riley #captainfernreblog

[captainfern]

It’s giving simon riley

#do you see me falling to my knees #this is my man right here #simon ghost riley #tom hardy #captainfernreblog

[captainfern]

firm believer that if you asked gaz about what he’s doing / what he’s wearing, he’d reply with a photo posed up like a SLUT (affectionate)

#you can’t tell me i’m wrong #cause i’m not lol #yummy 😋 #kyle gaz garrick #captainfern

[captainfern]

needdd gaz’s fingers innmmy mouthgff RAGGHHHH

and need them other places too

#my hands duh #HOLDING HANDS #geez #LMAO kidding #obviously i was talking about my pu #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #kyle gaz garrick

[captainfern]

i see this as an absolute win

#thank you all i luv you !!! #lol me looking for more price smut recs and getting jumpscared by myself #on that note if you have blog or fic recs lemme know x #captainfern

[captainfern]

when artists draw ghost or price with a nice thick happy trail:

when artists draw ghost or price with a soft stomach instead of cut abs:

#my favourite things about men #soft tummys and happy trails #i also like thick shoulders and big ol tiddies but I’m not here to objectify (a lie) #i’m here to admire very very respectfully (another lie) #captainfernreblog

[captainfern]

oh you’ve got to be kidding me

#ARE YOU KIDDING #LOOOOOOOK #WHAT THE FUCK #HELLO ??? #THE BICEPS ??? #THE SILLY HAT ??? #captainfern #captain john price #barry sloane