#my IG does that and each time he does is public when the smells are mainly coming from one direction I fear the onlookers think

[kiyoomeii]

strawberry shortcake / f!reader x l lawliet / wc: 1.5k

lake scene, knee deep in the stars / this simple season is all ours, yeah / “simple season” by hippo campus

a/n: for the past four days i’ve only been thinking about soft!l lawliet and how much i want to lay in his lap someone pls pay my bail from simp jail  also! ayy first one shot ig??

cw: the use of the word ‘shit’ three times, kissing, very self indulgent, no editing just grammarly lol

Today will be one of the few times you two have gone out together since L is meticulous about keeping his identity private, and you’re grateful for the change of scenery. Instead of being cooped up in his hotel of the week, you’re out wandering a botanical garden in Tokyo. Of course, Watari made all the arrangements for the park to be conveniently closed to the public that day, but still, it’s the thought that counts.

In your left hand is a wicker basket filled with food, and your right pinky looped around L’s left pinky. As you walk through the garden, the fresh smell of flowers fills your noses and the sunshine filters through the cumulus clouds, causing droplets of sweat to collect on your back.

With anyone else, such extended periods of silence would be uncomfortable, but with L, it feels like home.

You feel a tug of resistance on your pinky and turn back to see L engrossed in a flowering tree. “What’s that?” You join him in inspecting the tree, clutching his dangling arm tight to yours and resting your head on his hunched shoulders.

“It’s a Magnolia Stellata, or Star Magnolia. I’m surprised they’re still in bloom right now.” L makes no effort to explain himself, instead opting to put a finger to his lip.

“Because…?” With your head still on his shoulder, you look up at him expectantly. He often makes statements like that without explaining himself since he assumes that everyone else knows what he’s talking about. It used to bother you when you first met, but you’ve learned that it’s just because his mind is moving a hundred miles a minute. Now, you just ask him to elaborate, and it surprisingly doesn’t bother him. When other people ask him questions that he thinks are blatantly obvious, he grows annoyed but masks it in his voice by scrunching the toes of his left foot. But with you, he never does that. Instead, he’s patient and kind. You can see it in his eyes.

“Because they are particularly susceptible to frost damage and we had a handful of very cold days this March,” he answers coolly. Where he stores this knowledge about flowers native to Tokyo despite him being from England, you will never know, but you’re thankful for the information regardless.

“Oh, I see. Thank you," you sigh. Together, you stand marveling at the light pink flowers and feeling the breeze on your backs, which causes L’s hair to sweep over your face. He quickly brushes it away for you with his free hand.

“And don’t worry, y/n, it’s not wilting; the petals are just wavy like that.” He gently tugs his arm away from you to signal that he’d like to move on, and once you release him, he takes your hand in his and leads you through the garden.

It has taken L a while to become comfortable with you enough to initiate contact first, but you’re glad that he can now. When you first began dating, things were uncomfortably stiff. You have the habit of word vomiting any time there’s too long of a pause, and L has a habit of withdrawing into his thoughts, so the first few months of dating was just a lot of you oversharing and him just listening.

You didn’t actually think he was paying attention until one day you mentioned how as a child you carried around a stuffed animal, which you affectionately named Ollie the Otter, and lost it on holiday in the US with your family. Within just three days, he bought you the exact same version of your beloved childhood stuffie. You had long since grown out of your stuffed animal phase but were touched nonetheless that he put in the effort to find you the toy, proving that he cares about you in his own way.

Ollie Jr. now sits on L's bed, always tucked under his comforter as if it’s sleeping. Sometimes, though, when L is up late at night doing work, he will wedge the otter between his knees that are pulled up to his chest and rest his chin on it so that he can smell the traces of your perfume on it. He would never admit to it, but you’ve silently watched him work many times before to know that it wasn’t just a one-time occasion.

“Would you like to stop here, y/n?” L gestures to a patch of manicured grass under the shade of a cherry blossom tree.

“Sure. Will you help me lay out the blanket?” You untangle your fingers from him to open the picnic basket you have been carrying. Truthfully, you were relieved that he wanted to stop because the basket had become increasingly heavier throughout your walk. L nods and waits for you to give him an edge of the beige checkered linen blanket so that you can place it down on the grass. As soon as it’s laid out, L splays himself out on it and watches you unpack the food.

His mouth is nearly frothing at the sweets that you place at the edge of the blanket. “I know, I brought your favorite: strawberry shortcake,” you pause to look back at him with his mouth slightly agape. “But you gotta wait until everything’s ready.” Suddenly aware of himself,  L obediently closes his mouth.

At last, you sit across from L with a plate for you to share. L’s eyes grow wide as he reaches for a piece of cake until you swat it away. “Hey,” you coo in a sing-songy voice, “not so fast….” You take the fork out of his hand and cut off a small piece of cake as you feel L’s jet black eyes intensely study your movements. Silently, you lift the fork up towards L’s mouth. “Open,” you say sweetly, waiting for him to comply, which he does quickly. With a smile, you gently feed the cake to L and watch as he closes his eyes in bliss.

One part of L is telling him to be alarmed at the obvious loss of control he’s experiencing, but the other is telling him to relax and allow you to take control of the situation. As he quickly calculates the outcomes of each choice, he realizes that you’ll probably get your way anyway and that it’s no use to object. “’S it good, L?” He opens his eyes to see you watching him intently and nods. “Good, I’m glad. Now gimme a bite, will you?” A sly smile spreads across your face as you pass the other fork to him and wait for him to give you a piece.

The two of you pass some time taking bites of cake, feeding each other strawberries, and talking about random things—from the way L doesn’t like the way the grass pokes his skin to how you’re excited to finally be done with university in a few weeks. Finally, you lie down beside him and situate your head on his chest while his lean fingers languidly massage your scalp. Your breathing quickly syncs together and your chests rise and fall like waves lapping the shore.

“I’m glad we got to go out today. Thank you, y/n.” L picks up your hand resting on your belly and gives it a quick kiss. L had been working on a particularly difficult case for the past few months, which had just wrapped up, so the two of you hadn’t been able to see each other much lately.

“You’re welcome,” you rolled over onto your stomach to face L. “And thank you too. I know how hard it is for you to go into public, but I’m glad to know that you’d do it for me.” You watch as a quick smile paints L’s face, and at that moment, you feel your heart bursting with affection towards him.

“Of course I would, y/n, and I’d do it again, too.” His normally ivory-colored face flushed with color, causing him to turn away from you out of embarrassment.

“L?” He senses you staring at him and slowly meets your gaze again.

“Yes?” His onyx eyes catch yours.

“Can I kiss you?”

“Yes,” he replies, not skipping a beat. You smile as you pepper a few kisses on his jawline towards his lips and when finally your lips meet, he presses into you more firmly than you expected. His technique is a little sloppy, but you know he’s trying. When he’s like this, trying to show you his affection instead of explaining it, he’s like a puppy who wants your attention, and who are you to refuse?

“L, I—" you say in between passionate kisses, “love you.” He immediately pulls away from you to study your facial expression. Oh shit oh shit oh shit maybe this wasn’t a good time I shouldn’t have—

“I love you, too.” He responds quickly, pulling you into another series of needy kisses.

With the whole park empty, you don’t have to hide your affection for each other, and oh, how you wish it could be like this all the time.

#sorry to repost but i fr got shafted by tumblr in the tags. hopefully it goes wel this time! #*well #if someone hand fed me strawberries on our private picnic i would have no other choice than to marry them #im serious #UGH I WANT TO BE Y/N SO BAD #pls— #idek what it is about l that gets me goin #but fr my irl type is skinny ass dark haired smart guys #whomp #its alright tho #i've accepted my fate #l lawliet x you #l lawliet x reader #l lawliet headcanons #l lawliet #death note x you #death note x reader #death note l #l lawliet imagines #death note imagines #death note fluff #l lawliet fluff #kiyoomeii.musings #kiyoomeii.candy #kiyoomeii.dn

[toxicxxmyth]

Dating Christopher Vélez headcanon

Authors Note: Don’t know if I rlly have to mention this but I called Chris a fuckboy in this like 20+ times so don’t be offended m8 and just like Richards, this is all over the place

Richard‘s headcanon

Christopher has mentioned many many MANY times that he is not looking for a relationship

My man is getting that good good PussAy ;))))))

And he ain’t looking for no commitment :(:

We stan a fuck boy ;)

So it probably took him like three encounters to notice you

The first time was at a house party and y’all talked for like five seconds and then went your separate ways

You remember him

He didn’t even remember your hair color lol

The second time was also at a party

You were looking for your car keys but you spotted the cute guy you talked to for like a second

So you asked if he’d seen your keys like a fkn dumbass

And he was like “nah m8 😔”

And you were like “aight 🤘😔”

And he thought you were hot so that’s a start

Then the third time was also another party

And then y’all saw each other again and made a convo this time

He for sure remember you this time cause he wasn’t as tipsy as before

Lol

So that’s how y’all met

But just like Richard

It took this boy a long time to actually get his shit together and be like

“I actually like this girl”

Ya feel?

But you already liked him

But you understood his position

You were actually grateful that he didn’t just agree to go out with you if he wasn’t certain about you

It saved you the heart break

But after many MANY months

He gave in, and he was grateful for your patience

Anywhore

Now to the headcanon of dating the Ecuadorian fuck boy who we love

There is never a day where you’re bored

He’s always got something planned for the day

Lazy days are superior tho

His laugh could cure your acne, sadness’s and anxiety

Thank God he laughs every damn day

HE WILL FOR SURE TEACH YOU HOW TO SKATEBOARD

And if you already know how to skateboard then y’all will ride together like actual goals

He goes all out when it comes to dates

Will take you to the most expensive restaurants in the area

For sure will buy you a fancy ass dress

I highly believe that out of all the members he’s the one who’ll spoil you the most

Like fuck

It’s a lot

When he’s away on tour he’ll have a bIG ASS bouquet of flowers sent to you or chocolate

Will surprise you jewelry, food, clothes aNYTHING

you’ll have to remind him that he doesn’t have to do any of that but he insists on doing them bc he loves spoiling you sm

Yet when you return the favor by buying him something small he’s all like

“:0 thIS IS TOO MUCH, AMOR”

and you’re like “???? Khe ???”

For sure will teach you Spanish if you don’t already

Staring by cuss words ofc :’)

Whenever y’all go to the club he always comes up to you like you’re a stranger or smth

“I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?” ;)

“ChRisssss”

He’d try this the whole night making random guys come to your “rescue”

Chris is laughing his ass off while you calmly tell them that it’s just your bf

He doesn’t seem to be the jealous type

He’s v confident that u love him and only him

Which is true

It takes a lot in him to get jealous

But when he does

OOFFF

You better be scared

He never takes it out on you, just the guy who seemed to cross a boundary that Chris drew in his imagination

You’re the one who gets jealous easily for sure

SO MANY PRETTY FEMALES THROWING THEMSELVES ON HIM MAKES YOU SEE RED

But he always shows you that you’re the only one he wants if you know what I mean ;)

Honestly, y’all don’t even cook, just order a shit ton of food while watching movies or the both of you just work on your individual projects

If you ever get stressed over work or a project from uni hes always there

Softly rubbing your shoulder as he presses kisses soft kisses along the shell of your ear sending shiver down your spine as you relaax

It might lead to ;) or it could end in you cuddling until you get your mojo back

The sEX is bOmB bTw ;))))))))

Like, this dude is so into overstimulation and subspace that he’ll have you c*mmimg multiple times a night :):

Ooff

Edging is suCH a big turn on for this boy

Y’all fuck like rabbits no doubt

Public sEx is definitely HIS thing

Expect a quickie after each show in his dressing room when you visit him on tour ;)

Anything you do is such a turn on for him

You literally make him feel like a hormonal teenager again

I’m 92% sure this boy will cry one tour bc he misses you sm

Which leads you to surprising him on the other side of the world

Which he is super grateful for :’)

And then y’all have some bomb sex cause y’all a bunch of sex addicts m8

Whenever he feels down he just rests his head on your boobs and wrap his long arms around your body

You let him rant as much as he wants

And somehow you know whether or not he wants advice or just someone to listen

vice versa

Now imma be 100% honest

Don’t @ me

I feel like it’ll take such a long time for Chris’s mother to actually like you

He’s such a mommas boy that just seeing him with another woman might make her skeptical

Ooff I’m crossing dangerous grounds here

He’s siblings and grandmother automatically loved you, but his mother was distant

Christopher has to have a heartfelt conversation with her about it beCAUSE HE LOVES YOU SM AND HE NEEDS THE WOMAN OF HIS LIFE TO ACCEPT THAT

This lowkey makes you feel like an intruder

You feel as if you’re ruining their relationship

But you’ll also have a heartfelt convo with her and at the end of the day y’all would get along once she sees how much you love and care for her son

It probably took a year for y’all to move in together

But when you do, y’all have even more fun and adventures than before

Y’all goals asf

Most of his ig stories are about you

Videos, promoting your posts etc the whole package deal

Subtle matching tattoos

You say “I love you” first and he’s all blushy and giggle which makes you all bullishly and giggly as well :’)

And y’all just make love as he repeats the words and over and over :’)

He always has his hands around your shoulder

Pulling you closer at the most random times

HUGS EVERYWHERE MAN

Omfg this man smells like christmas heaven

Just like his mom, your family wasn’t certain about him first

And by your family i mean your dad(or male figure if you’re dadless :’)

Making him sad

But you’ll do your best to convince you dad that he is a good guy wHICH HE IS!!!!

After a while, he gave Chris a shot

And that’s all you ask for Tbfh

Will subtly mention you in interviews which would cause the guys to give each other knowing stares

Just Like Richard, you receive hate after hate

BUT YALL FICKING TOO HARD TO NOTICE!!

It sometimes gets to you but Chris is always there to comfort you

Making you go all uwu

He goes full mom mode whenever you get sick

Will google your symptoms

Lowkey has a mental breakdown when google tells him that you only have two weeks to live lol

He later calls his mom and she tells him what he should do

Will try to help you with your work but he just gives you a look and gives tf up

Soft hours late at night

You guys talk about your future and marriage and kids and it just lives you all soft and warm inside

Little did you know that he feels the exact same

You’d be in his arms slightly leaning against the headboard as your dress hands play with each other fingers talking about nothing and everything

Sings to you whenever you have trouble sleeping

THE GUYS LOVE YOU

Did I mention that? Lol

Just like any new friendship

Y’all were awkward at first but after a few minutes of getting to know each other they all loved you

Especially Erick, that boy is your child and you will protect him from any danger in the world lmao

That’s it my ppl :’)

Deuces once again :’)🤙🏼

#cnco headcanon #cnco imagine #cnco fanfic #cnco x reader #cnco one shot #cnco imagines #christopher velez #christopher velez imagine #christopher velez headcanon

[ofcnoel]

               𝓻𝓪𝓺'𝓼 ( 𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 )  𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 002

        hey y’all  it’s  me,  lowering the bar  for  us  all.  as usual  let  me  know  if  i  missed  anything  cause  to  no  one’s  surprise : i’m  dumb !  now  that  i  have  4  muses  i  wanna  like,,,, make  sure  i  have  a  good  amount  of  plots  for  each  one  sooooo don’t  mind  me  if  i  roll  up  demanding  attention.  alright, bye love u plot with me pls imma do replies now

𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥  /  24

leigh-anne pinnock. cisfemale.  she/her.  ／  billie prescott  just pulled up blasting girls need love by summer walker — that song is so them ! you know, for a(n) twenty-four year old singer, i’ve heard they’re really pessimistic,  but that they make up for it by being so audacious. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say small forgotten &  meaningless tattoos, patron filled shot glasses, and texts left on read . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! (  it’s me raq im sorry u have to see 4 muses from me )

intro  here

pinterest tba

vc: little mix  //  leigh-anne pinnock ( * possibly summer walker im. still debating ) 

tl;dr :  her  parents  were  divorced,  which  sent  her  into  a  crazy  phase  of  running  away  and  not  trusting  anyone  around  her.  her  father  gave  up  on  her,  she  hates  her  mother  –  her  grandfather  billy  is  the  only  person  who  seemed  to  continue  to  care  and  support  her .  she’s  still  quite  untrusting,  her  best  defense  mechanism  being  sarcasm  and  a  little  bit  of  coldness.  she’s  not  the  best  lover  cause  she  doesn’t  believe  in  all  that  but  she  is  a  rather  loyal  friend.  if  you  know  any  of  my  older  muses  she’s,,, a  margo  lite.  margo  with  some  goals  and  direction .

current  connections :  

best  friends :  girls  of  equilibrium,  harris,  milena ,  kami 

i-- lmao that’s it i’m working on the rest

wanted  connections: 

party  friends 

bad influences on her

good  influences on her

people she’s a bad influence on

someone  new  to  the  industry  that  she’s  protective  over

casual  flings

exes 

anything pls

𝔻𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘  /  23

 normani. cis-female. she/her. ／  dove darling just pulled up blasting pressing me by rico nasty — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty three year old actress/musician, i’ve heard they’re really stubborn, but that they make up for it by being so vivacious . if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say early 2000s r&b playlists, princess cut diamonds, and shiny lipgloss over perfectly lined lips . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !

intro here.

pinterest tba.

vc:  doja  cat  &  normani

she’s  a  hollywood  starlite  but  also  kinda  a  meme.  daughter  of  an  actor  and  a  socialite  –  dove  comes  from  bunches  of  money.  she’s  a  bit  spoiled,  but  that  doesn’t  really  make  her  any  less  friendly.  tends  to  expect  people  to  like  her  cause  she’s  so  good  at  pretending.  still,  she  balances  that  with  being  genuine.  often  described  as  surprisingly  quirky in  the  media  dove  is   honestly  too  fucking  silly  for  her  own  good.   probably  anime  trash  on  the  low.  your pr  team’s  wet  dream  thanks  to  her  squeaky  clean  public  reputation .   just  because  she’s  never  been  caught  doing  something  bad –  definitely  does  not  mean  she’s   an  angel  by  any  means.  

current connections:

best / close  friends:  marnie,  kaia ,  maeve,  parker, jack,  allie, ashley , 

current  pr boyfriend :  brodie

childhood best friend: milena

ex on good terms:  rhett  

exes on bad terms: harris

flirtationship:  logan

party friends: angel

ex fiance: harris

wanted connections:

party friends aka people dove really only hangs with in passing,  usually  after  a  few  drinks .

ex on bad terms  there  probably  aren’t  many  of  these !  but,  give  her  one  that  just  really doesn’t  like  her  bc  they  dated  after  her  engagement  was  called  off and she  was  more  emotionally  unavailable  than  ever.

ex pr relationships:  self  explaintory  but,  i’d  like  to  see maybe  one where they  fell for  her  and  she’s  like “lmao this is fake… relax.”

enemies ! the more the better to balence out how many friends she has skajafs

anything else!

ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝 𝕃𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 / 22

―   chance perdomo. he/him. cismale.  ／  noel laurent  just pulled up blasting a boy is a gun by tyler, the creator  — that song is so them ! you know, for a(n) twenty-two year old rapper, i’ve heard they’re really reckless, but that they make up for it by being so altruistic. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say rolled up sleeves on an oversized sweater, missed 2am calls, messy notebooks filled with lyrics. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !

intro here

pinterest tba

vc: kevin abstract

aka   gay   panic .  my mother  trucking  baby.  period.  too  kind  to  ever  really  stand  up  for  himself.  my  one muse  that  is  definitely  a  pacifist  and  avoids  confrontation  at  all  costs  – unless you’re  coming  for  someone  he  loves. ( but tbh even  then  he  doesn’t  really  want  smoke sgkads)   literally  just  a  sweet  boy. super  soft  inside  and  out,  loyal  to  a  fault,  and  overall  well meaning.   nurturer /  dad  friend .  will  often  ignore  his  own  problems  simply  for  what  he  thinks  is  the  greater  good  of  his  friends.  selfless  to  a  fault.   tendency  to  fall  into  bad  situations  thanks  to  his  reckless  nature  and  inability  to  say  no.

current  connections:

best  /  close  friends:  malachi,  future  iridescence  boys,  milena,  brodie,  maeve, marnie, 

neighbor /  light  meaningless  admiration / neighbors : harris

complicated not ( but definitely ) boyfriend: scout

weird terms: samyr 

he’s  scared  of  them: parker lmao

past  hookups: valentina

friendzoned  friends :  kaia

sister: hallie 

wanted  connections:

more  of  the  irridesence  boys  ( deadass  the  next  person  who  brings  one  of  them  will  get  free  dash  icons  from  me.  any  style.  i’m  begging.  bribery?  it  works !  )

unlikely  friends !

exes  on  bad  terms  and  good   terms.

people  he  produces  for .

anything  else  your  sweet  lil  head  desires !

𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕊𝕥.𝕁𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 / 23

luke hemmings. cismale. he/him. ／  scotty  st.james  just pulled up blasting despicable by grandson — that song is so them ! you know, for a(n) twenty-three year old musician, i’ve heard they’re really  detached ,but that they make up for it by being so venturesome . if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say old guitars, the smell of cigarettes and bourbon, and hundred dollar bills thrown in the air . here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( it’s me! the raq )

intro

pinterest here

vc: 5sos /  luke hemmings

a  hot…. mess  tbh.  scott’s   been  through  so  much  so  he’s  really  guarded ,  over  protective ,  and self  loathing  as  hell.  tendency  to  keep  everyone  at  an  arms  length  unless   you’re  someone  very  special  to  him  and  does  not  deal  well  with  whatever  he  deems  betrayal.  though,  that  doesn’t  stop  him  from  being  an  absolute  buffoon  when  it  comes  to  seriously  committing. as  a  side  effect  though,  if  you’re  on  the  list  of  people  he  really  fucks  with  he  will  fight  for  you.  also,  will  fight  cause  he’s  short  tempered  and  shit  at  expressing  himself.   really  fears  abandonment   seriously.  lowkey  scared  of  the  dark  eye – :( he’s  such  a  sweet  boy  on  the  inside  but  outwardly  a  prick  like  99.9% of  the  time.

current  connections:

best  /  good  friends:  brodie ,  harris ,   maeve ,   gus  and  parker

enemies:  angel / harris

acquaintances ( aka  friends  but  he’s  too  much  of  a  dick  to  claim  them ):   ashley,   kaia??

his sister but he doesn’t know it :  ashley 

ex on  really  bad  terms:  genevieve /  marnie

adoptive sibling: stas, scout 

childhood  girlfriend  /  something  really  complicated :  maeve

wanted  connections:

unrequited crush on him because im sure he milked that bc he wants affection w/o the commitment

party “friends”  friends  is  so  loose because  he…  never  calls  more than like 4  ppl  his  friend  but  he  treats  them  like  friends akass

a very  bad ex  pr  relationship  that  he  publicly  cheated  on  so  they  could  end  things  because  he  literally  can’t  fucking  stan  pr  shit akjdfas

neighbors !

an enemies with  benefits Perhaps? dont see that going further than they bicker but also smash ig sakfdjafd

anything else !

#this graphic? TERRIBLE! #but i had to add bill #also plot with me :) #plot list #yeeeeeee #connections list

[chogiweol]

ICrush

a/n: this was a simple request that's been waiting patiently for a few days now so here you go :)

request: On IG live with Sehun, please? Thanks

Sehun had been doing a livestream when he noticed that the comments started to blow up, it came to a point where the stream itself was getting a little slow. Confused, he scrolled through the comments with a quizzical glare in his eyes, "okay guys, wait a second, why did you guys start spamming?"

His fans wasted no time at all to spam "Y/n is watching!!!! Y/n said hello and you ignored her!" You see, you were a well-known idol and Sehun has said too many times in interviews that you were his idol crush, his favorite idol, the idol he always listens to.

It was hard to have to ignore him on public stages, as you were under the same company and management was doing anything they could to avoid a dating scandal. Your manager pulled you over one day and said your dating ban had been lifted, so it was okay to go ahead and pursue somebody and "it was to be kept quiet."

"Did she really??? I think you guys are just trying to trick me. That isn't very funny," Sehun gave the most dramatic pout he could manage, looking for your small "hello!" He found it, and his pout turned into this very cheesy smile that even made your heart skip a beat. You were watching during your freetime so you decided a little bit of "fan service" wouldn't do any harm.

y/nofficial: I saw your most recent interview, do you actually think I'm so pretty?

Sehun swallowed a bit early on the water he was sipping, having a small coughing fit that allowed everybody watching to get secondhand embarrassment. "Maybe.." the redness in his cheeks wasn't just from the sudden cut/off of oxygen, he was really flustered.

kpopgirly17: sehunnie is blushing~~~ !!!!!

minecraftmemer420: I thought this was a gameplay..where is the game

exo_hundred_fan: oppa has no game -_-

subscribetokpopteaspills: is this a SCANDAL i smell????

The young idol realized that this may be the last time he gets to talk to you (ironically) without cameras shoved in your faces, Dispatch on your ass, and a beating from SM Entertainment. "I can prove it to you."

y/nofficial: how?

He rolled his eyes, "it's kinda obvious. Join my livestream on Instagram. When I start one, I'll invite you. If you accept it then I can prove it to you." On the other side of the screen, your heart was skipping as you left the Twitch stream and instead accepted the request from Sehun. In seconds, you two were staring at each other's faces. Word got around the internet pretty fast and there were a ton of viewers to see you two interact after months of back and forth playful interviews.

"How are you gonna prove it to me now? I still don't understand it," your face was blushy in the luminescent lamplight, both working to and against your advantage. "You see, I had to see your face again just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I proved it just by looking at you!"

exo_hundred_fan: maybe oppa DOES have some game !!!!! o.o

To his compliment, you gave a generous laugh and clapped for the camera. "That was a good one, Sehun." The face above yours shot a quick wink to his screen, "I am, after all, a lady's man. Please, call me Sehunnie." Over and over again, he would make you laugh, uncontrollably, and ugly laugh. He adored every bit of attention you gave him. For the next two hours, you two would go back and forth playing little games, flirting, laughing at each other and then laughing again some more.

You were sad to see him go, admittedly. It was nearing midnight, you both had schedules to attend to and there's really no good excuse as to why you're so tired at 6 am. Although, just a few minutes after the stream ended..you received a text from a familiar number that read;

So, are you gonna call me Sehunnie or what?

#exo au #exo baekhyun #exo chanyeol #exo chen #exo imagines #exo lay #exo kai #exo scenarios #exo sehun #exo suho #exo fanfic #exo kyungsoo #exo reactions #exo minseok #exo xiumin #exo angst #exo junmyeon #exo yixing #exo fluff #exo smut #oh sehun #sehun #this got deleted like four times bc i tried inserting some emojies for effect but tumblr didnt like that idea

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“Why do you hate me?” - Ben Hardy | part 15

a/n: i don’t know how to make fake IG posts, so it’s a little bad during that part :/ and again, i’m not sure if i 100% like this, but it’s something :) aaaand the ending sucks 😪

warnings: mentions of sex (no smut), language

Your POV:

Waking up the next morning, you noticed that Gwilym and Joe were the only ones who stayed. You don’t remember the rest leaving, but you also don’t remember falling asleep on Ben’s chest. Which, you were woken up by a rumble of laughter from Ben.

“Mornin’, darling. Fancy some leftover pizza? Or our breakfast from yesterday?” Ben asked when he saw you were awake.

“Pizza, of course.” He smirked and shook his head.

“That’s my girl.” You stood from your spot and walked to the kitchen to retrieve a cold piece of pizza. Once you had a plate with a couple pieces on it, you made your way back into the living room to talk with the boys before they left.

“I can’t believe you’re cheating on me, Ben. I guess I have to go back to cardboard Ben.” Your boyfriend rolled his eyes and pulled you closer.

“I can. (Y/N) is so much better than you…” Ben’s voice tapered off as he joked around. Joe gasped dramatically and clutched his chest. You and Gwilym shared a look that said ‘I can’t with these two.’

“So (Y/N) can cuddle you better than me?” Ben nodded.

“If I were you, I wouldn’t egg him on, I’d stop talking,” you whispered in Ben’s ear. He chuckled a little and shrugged.

“It’s fun. Fun to mess with him.” You rolled your eyes this time and went back to eating your “breakfast.”

The three of you continued to converse about random things going on in your lives, to talking about yours and Ben’s lives specifically.

“Are you going to announce you two are together? Because fans went crazy after seeing you two at the premiere together,” Joe asked and commented. That got you thinking. Did you want your relationship with Ben to be out there?

“Well, we’re going to the release party for my new movie tonight. So, I figured fans would assume we’re together,” Ben said, looking at you for your reaction.

“Only if you’re okay with it,” he added.

“I mean, I don’t want every aspect of our relationship to be publicized, but I think we should announce it instead of leaving everyone, including fans, speculating. Which can cause drama.”

“Should we post something after the premiere then? Like a rather intimate photo, something like us getting ready together, or having a moment before we walk the carpet?” Ben suggested.

“You could post one now. I don’t want to make this creepy or anything, but I took a photo of you two last night. (Y/N) fell asleep on you and as soon as you noticed, you wrapped your arms around her, and then you soon fell asleep,” Gwil said, handing you his phone, which was opened up to the photo. You and Ben both looked at it, grinning softly at the intimate moment. Sleeping in your home, although it wasn’t a bed, it was good enough. It immediately became your favorite picture of you and Ben.

“This is my favorite picture, Gwil. Thank you,” you said, handing his phone back. He smiled at you as he quickly sent you and Ben the photo.

“Feel free to post it. It’s really cute, and even though you aren’t awake, you can see how much you love each other.” Your eyes teared up a little for some reason. You ignored them and sat up from your spot to hug Gwi.

“We should get going. You two seem to have a big day planned, so we’ll head out. Good luck at the premiere tonight,” Gwilym announced, motioning for Joe to get up as well. He huffed out in annoyance and reluctantly stood. They both said their goodbyes, and were gone.

As soon as the door shut, Ben took your plate into the kitchen, leaving you by yourself in the living room.

“Why is the party in London if most of the actors are American?” You asked Ben as he sat back down on the couch, leaving the plate in the sink.

“It takes place in a European country, and since they couldn’t book it in Italy or Dubai, they chose London, as it’s pretty easy to hold a premiere here.” You nodded, still a little confused, but went along with it.

“You know, we have yet to sleep in our bed,” you stated randomly. Ben chuckled and hummed out as a response.

“That’s true. Hopefully, after tonight, we can. If we don’t crash on the couch as soon as we get home.”

“If I do, please carry me upstairs,” you told him, giggling quietly. He nodded and kissed your forehead.

“Of course, my love. Now, we actually have to go to the hotel near where the party is being held. We have to be there at, I think 3, then the event starts at 5.”

“I don’t even have a dress!” You realized and panicked. Ben shushed you and rubbed your back.

“I picked something out for you. Don’t worry, I think it’ll look beautiful on you. I mean, anything does.” he smirked and winked suggestively.

“Stop being so cheeky.”

“I just love ya.” He kissed your cheek and pulled you close to his body.

“I love you, too. So, what should we do for another,” you checked your phone for the time, “three hours until we have to leave?”

“We could, um, post that photo Gwil took of us and see the fans go crazy.”

“Let’s do it. You should post it, most fans don’t know my Instagram.

“Well, they will now. I’m gonna tag you, of course.”

“I’m fine with that. I know I’m going to get hate, so I really can’t stop anything.” At your words, you were now starting to get scared. How were the fans going to react that Ben isn’t single anymore? What if they don’t like you? Do they know you played Dominique, and that’s how you met Ben? Will they recognize you from the premiere?

“Love, are you alright?” Ben asked when he noticed you were quiet and staring down at your lap for a while. Your eyes met his, which were filled with worry.

“Y-yeah. Just scared about what people are going to think of me,” you shyly admitted.

“They’re going to love you, I guarantee it. If they don’t, then that’s their problem. Our relationship is none of their business, besides what we want to share with them, alright?” You nodded slightly and cuddled into his chest.

“You ready?” He asked as he opened Instagram and clicked on the new post button. You sighed quietly and pressed a quick kiss to his neck as a response.

He clicked on the picture of you two and cropped it, deciding to leave a filter off it, and started to think of a caption. You stayed quiet while he thought, and eventually he started typing away. His finger hovered over the ‘share’ button. He glanced at you, checking to see if you were going to stop him. When he realized you were more than okay with it, he pressed the button and watched as the post popped up on his timeline.

benhardy: this girl ❤️

joe_mazzello: why did you do this to me Ben? Cardboard Ben would never treat me like this

benhardy: @joe_mazzello new house, who’s this?

mrgwilymlee: you two are the cutest. credit to me for the pic though 😉

benhardy: @mrgwilymlee of course mate

benisperfect1291: OH MY GOSH BEN!!!

benhardyorbencardy: AH THIS IS TOO PURE

borhapfan7391: BEN’S RESPONSE TO JOE??? DID HE GET A NEW HOUSE???

benhardy: @borhapfan7391 I did :)

hardymazzellolee: you two are literally perfect 💕

bohemianqueen62: GUYS THIS IS (Y/N)! SHE PLAYED DOMINIQUE IN BORHAP!!!

queenxborhap: THIS IS (Y/N)?!?!?! THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER IN THE FILM OMGGGG 😭😭😭😭

You two looked through the comments together, laughing at the group’s interactions, and liking positive and nice comments that fans are saying.

“See? They all love you, and they love us together,” he said, kissing your temple softly.

“Yeah,” you smiled softly after seeing a comment about how beautiful you looked. Even though you were sleeping.

“They’re all so nice.”

“I told you, darling. Now, let’s leave that and gather our things that we’re going to need for the night.” You both stood and headed up to your room, only for you to stop in the doorway. Ben was already in the bedroom and turned after he noticed your pause.

“I have nothing here, besides what I had in my overnight bag two nights ago.” Ben’s eyes widened with realization and a hint of embarrassment.

“I uh, I forgot about that, to be completely honest.” You laughed lightly and stepped forward to hug him.

“We can go to your apartment tomorrow and get your things. You also need to tell your landlord your leaving.”

“I called him yesterday. He said I have a week or so to get everything out and turn my key in. He already has everything done with the paperwork, so all I really need to do is pack everything up.” Ben nodded at your words and left to rummage through the drawers.

“Since we’re going to be getting into fancy clothes when we get to the hotel, you can wear an old shirt of mine and a pair of sweatpants.” He threw you a ratty-looking shirt and a pair of joggers, which you knew would be way too big on you, but you didn’t care.

You started to get changed as Ben gathered a few things he would need. You looked over at his pile and saw that it consisted of his phone, headphones, his charger, chapstick, and his wallet. No cigarettes or lighter. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Ben’s been smoking for over ten years, why doesn’t he have any cigarettes with him?

“Hey Ben?” His head raised at your voice, eyes wide with curiosity.

“Where are your cigarettes and lighter? You always have them with you?” You asked as you nodded towards the pile. He sighed and sat on the bed, ready to answer.

“I quit.” Your eyes widened and your jaw dropped.

“Why? And how? You’ve been smoking for so long, how can you quit so easily?” He shrugged.

“It’s been hard, but I’ve been getting through it. I stopped that day you came to talk to me. I wanted to better myself for you. I didn’t want you being around smoke all of the time, with the knowledge that I was planning on asking you to move in with me. I didn’t want our new home to be filled with the smell of smoke, especially if we plan on having kids in the future. I wanted to quit early enough. So, after that day, I haven’t picked one up. Like I said, it hasn’t been easy, but you take my mind off of wanting to do it again. I realized how disgusting of a habit it is, and I can’t believe you wanted to kiss me.” You laughed at his joke and stepped forward to sit next to him.

“I’m glad you stopped, but I don’t want to be that girl who changes her boyfriend. I don’t want you changing for me. If you want to smoke, I don’t care. You’ve been smoking long before you met me.”

“I stopped smoking for you and our future kids,” he whispered. Your heart swelled at his words, eyes watering at the fact that Ben would do that for someone that isn’t even conceived yet.

“I don’t want them growing up in a house filled with the smell. That’s why I bought this house, furnished it with new things, and plan on getting rid of most of the things in my apartment.”

“Ben…”

“(Y/N), I made a promise to you that I would treat you like you should be treated. No one should ever had to be around smoke, and I’m sorry I smoked when I was around you. I know second hand smoke can be just as dangerous, and I’m so so sorry that you were around that.”

“Ben, please, stop talking for one second.” He turned to look at you, waiting for you to speak.

“I don’t know how I haven’t noticed that you stopped,” you chuckled, grabbing his hand. He laughed along with you and stared at you lovingly.

“I’ve wanted to stop ever since I met you. But with the stress of our whole relationship and all of our problems, I only felt the need to smoke more. But then, when you finally told me you were willing to work on our relationship, I made a promise to myself and you that I would quit. And so far, I kept it.” Tears were streaming down your cheeks as you listened to him.

“You were willing to quit just for me?” You asked through your tears. He nodded and wrapped his arm around your shoulder.

“I love you, and I don’t want you to have health problems because of me.” You turned to bury your face in his shoulder as he rubbed your back.

“Let’s sit and cuddle for a while, okay?” He suggested, pulling away to move back onto the bed to sit against the headboard. You smiled happily and moved to rest against his body.

“Look at that, our first time in our bed,” Ben said, chuckling a little at the tiny sexual innuendo.

“Shush it.”

“I honestly can’t wait until we do have sex in this bed. It’s so much more comfortable than the one in my apartment.” You blushed profusely at his comment, even though you two have done it a few times, he still managed to make you feel flustered.

“Okay, if you’re gonna hint at that, I’m going to get my stuff ready.” You sat up from his embrace and stood in front of the bed.

“What stuff, love? You just told me you have little to nothing here,” he smirked at you.

“You don’t have to feel embarrassed about it, (Y/N). Please don’t feel like I’m making fun of you, because I’m not. I love you so much, and I love that you trust me to be so vulnerable and loving with me.”

The air in the room became suddenly tense and lustful. Your eyes darkened as Ben spoke softly, you stepped closer to him every second.

“How much time so we have?” You asked, your voice just above a whisper. Ben looked down at his watch.

“Two hours.”

“Fuck me. On our new bed, to break it in.” Ben immediately grabbed you and began kissing you, practically ripping off the clothes you just put on minutes ago.

You both were now on your back, trying to catch your breaths as you came down from your highs.

“Best way to break a bed in, huh?” Ben jokes, bringing your sweaty body closer to his. You let out a quiet chuckle and closed your eyes, your head now resting on his chest.

“I love you, Ben.”

“I love you too, baby.”

A couple hours later, you two were now at the hotel near the party venue. You were dressed in Ben’s clothes as the hair stylist went to work, and the make-up artist started testing different foundations and colors on your skin.

Ben sat on the bed, messing around on his phone as he waited for his suit to be ironed.

“So, have you seen your dress?” Ben’s main stylist came up to ask you.

“Uh, no. Ben told me that I’d look great in it, but you know, he’s my boyfriend so he’s obligated to say that.” She let out a loud laugh as she reached over and grabbed the bag containing your dress.

“He picked it out himself,” she winked, looking over to him, who happened to be blushing a little due to being put on the spot.

She let you get your hair and makeup finished, and when it was finally time to see your dress, she unzipped the bag. Ben stood behind you, his hands on your waist, already dressed and ready. As she unzipped it, your jaw dropped. It was gorgeous.

It was a light powder, baby blue, with a sheer, sparkling tulle covering the skirt. It was simple yet beautiful

“I love it,” you were speechless. She smiled lightly as she took the dress from the bag.

“Ben told me it looked like Cinderella’s dress, and he mentioned that she’s your favorite Disney princess.” You turned around in Ben’s arms and brought him in for a kiss.

“It’s perfect, my prince.” He loved when you called him that, just as much as he loved calling you his princess.

“Let’s get this on you so you two can head down to the premiere!” Ben let go of you and sat on the bed, patiently waiting for you to finish getting dressed.

Once you slipped the silver heels on, Ben stood and grabbed your hand, guiding you to the elevator to head down to the car.

The entire ride to the venue, Ben was complimenting you nonstop. You didn’t even need to be wearing blush in the first place. Ben’s hand never left yours as you two stepped out of the car, and onto the carpet full of photographers from newspapers, magazines, and websites.

His hand moved to the small of your back, conveniently where there was a hole in the dress.

“BEN! BEN! OVER HERE!” The paparazzi continued to shout to get his attention. You now remembered why you hated premieres, especially the one for your first movie.

“How do you do this all the damn time, Ben?” You laughed as he pulled you along.

“I’m still not used to it. But now that I have you, maybe it’ll be better.” He leaned in to press a kiss to your forehead, your eyes closing in happiness.

You were then pulled away to do interviews. Well, Ben was doing them while you stood off to the side with the assistant you two were assigned.

You made small talk with her, but noticed that Ben was waving you over. You immediately walked over to him, his arm subconsciously wrapping around your waist.

“So, how is life with Ben so far? We saw today that he confirmed your relationship, but how long has this been going on?” She was super nice, but she couldn’t have asked Ben this?

“Well, we just got together two days ago, but we’ve known each other for over two years. We met on while shooting Bohemian Rhapsody, but things didn’t start off well,”

“I was a jerk to her, let’s just leave it there,” Ben cut you off, not wanting to explain your whole story. You caught on and gave very vague details.

“Yeah, it wasn’t easy, there was a lot of ups and downs, but I’m so happy that we’re finally together. He’s such a loving and caring person.” Ben stared at you with so much love and adoration, he felt his heart skip so many beats just by looking at you.

The night continued, surprisingly with ease. Ben stayed by your side the entire night, knowing how much you hated premieres, and held your hand as much as he could. If he wasn’t able to, his hand was pressed to your back. He wanted you to feel as comfortable as possible. And he did.

The party was coming to a close about three hours later, and you honestly couldn’t be happier. You couldn’t wait to finally sleep in a real bed. Ben didn’t drink tonight just because he knew he had to drive home; you were thankful for that because it meant that you weren’t going to have to drive him. It’s not that you didn’t want to, you just hate night driving, especially since the drive back to your place is not lit by street lights.

Once Ben said his final goodbyes to everyone, he grabbed your hand and headed to the same car that you two arrived in. It immediately headed for the hotel, and once it arrived in the front, you two quickly ran inside to gather your things so you could head home.

“You ready, love?” Ben asked once you were both settled in the car, both of you back in your comfy clothes, your fancy ones packed away in the backseat.

“Yep.” He pulled out of the parking lot and started in the direction of your home.

An hour and forty five minutes later, you two arrived home, although you had to be woken up by Ben, after falling asleep fifteen minutes in to the drive. You felt bad for leaving Ben in the quiet, although he did have the radio. What you didn’t know is that he didn’t mind; it gave him time to think about your future together.

The second you two were inside, you immediately trudged up the stairs to remove your makeup and undo your hair. Ben followed close behind, quickly changing into a plain white t-shirt and his boxers. You however, stayed in his sweats and t-shirt; it was a little cold in the room anyways.

Ben was already laying in bed under the covers, while you were struggling to stay awake, trying to take your hair down. You groaned out in annoyance, and Ben suddenly appeared, not saying a word. Instead, he silently helped you retrieve all of the bobby pins and clips in your hair and set them on the counter.

Once they were all out and your makeup was off, you switched the bathroom light off and quickly slipped under the covers. A few seconds later, Ben was under them as well, pulling you into his chest and holding you close.

“I love you, baby. So much. Thanks for coming with me to the release party. I know how much you hate these types of things,” he whispered quietly, not wanting to ruin the peaceful setting.

“I love you too. I want to support you through everything. I’ll always be here, right by your side, Ben. Now let’s sleep, I’m exhausted.” He chuckled lightly and pressed his lips to your head.

“Goodnight, love.” You didn’t respond, so he knew you were already passed out. He smiled to himself as he took in his surroundings.

A couple hours outside of the city, in your new home, finally sleeping in your bed together for the first time. He is content, and wouldn’t have it any other way.

tags: @kazzys-queenblog

#ben hardy #ben hardy imagines #ben hardy imagine #ben hardy x reader #bohemian rhapsody #bohemian rhapsody imagines #borhap #gwilym lee #joe mazzello #rami malek #roger taylor #john deacon #freddie mercury #brian may #imagines #imagine #fanfiction #fanfic

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

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[hiedisorney1972-blog]

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[beige-eclipse]

Bitty Drabbles 20

(I’M ALIVE, I’M ALIVE!!! I am so sorry you guys! I got really really sick and even the slightest hint of electronic light made my head pound. I still kinda need ideas for drabbles, but I’ll try to be more regular again. Seriously, just give me a prompt like “goes to X place” or “does X thing” and that would be fine. At any rate, be sure to check out @vex-bittys after reading this.)

Today would be a pretty big step. Ella had proposed a nice day out in a city we used to often visit. I didn’t know, she suggested that Crim come and refused to take no as an answer. Ig had told her about the infinity scarf, so she saw it as being no problem. She had already called her two to go friends Isabell and Paula. They were ready to go and would be awaiting my arrival. I begrudgingly got ready. Crim looked on curiously. I smiled down at him.

“Ella invited us to go hang out with her.” Crim smiled at that, liking Ella the most out of my friends. I adjusted the infinity scarf before opening it up for Crim, his jacket and backpack already inside so he could get ready as we walked. “Well, hop in or we might miss our bus.” Crim did so without hesitation and I could feel him shuffling as he put on his sweater and backpack.

I gently told him to stay hidden until we were safely on the bus, just in case they refused us service, and made sure to snag a window seat. Luckily the seats were high enough that Crim could peek and watch out the window whilst also being protected from view. Anyone who came onto the bus promptly chose a different seat when they looked down to see him peeking out of the scarf.

I patted him to let him know we would be getting off soon and he sunk back into the scarf. I thanked the driver as I got off and bought a train ticket. I could’ve taken busses the whole way, but this would turn what would have been over an hour into about ten minutes or less depending on the timing of the train.

I subtly told Crim to stay hidden once again until we were safely on the train. I knew that he could see through the stitches of the scarf just fine, it would just be a little stuffy. He didn’t complain though, the train station was crowded, and I knew that Crim would have been uncomfortable enough that he would have stayed hidden even if I hadn’t asked him to.

The train came soon enough and though there were many people waiting, I was able to once again grab a window seat. The perks of being the second to last stop in the train line was that you were also the second stop when the trains came back in this direction.

People stared less on the train, so the person who sat next to me didn’t notice Crim soon enough, but of course, it would be rude to just stand up awkwardly, so he sat and tried not to keep glancing over at Crim, failing miserably. Crim glared at them; I didn’t stop him. Luckily for all parties involved, our stop was the fifth in the line, so we were off and out fairly soon.

Ella and her friends were waiting outside the train station for us, Ella having to stop the other two from starting a group hug that would definitely have crushed Crim. Crim peeked out and the two greeted him enthusiastically. First stop? Food of course. And what was our favorite food? Sushi.

Of course, Ella and her friends were active people, so they didn’t have the patience to sit down and eat at a stuffy restaurant. The compromise? Sushirrito. If you don’t know what that is, well, let me tell you. It’s basically a giant sushi roll, the size of a burrito. We usually order ours to go and eat them as we wander and window shop for things we can’t afford. I had another suggestion though.

Everyone happily ordered and munched away and I took the lead. Now, if you were in the lead, you knew where you wanted to go, and after turning a corner, they all knew my destination. The small park with the dried up fountain a few blocks away. The crowd was thick, but I managed to lead us through well enough. Once there, I sat down at the edge of the concrete monument that once held water.

The three I had led here looked at me expectantly. I shrugged and took out my phone, starting up a game that hardly anyone played anymore. They knew what it was from the music and copied me, taking seats to my left and right, opening up the old app. Crim came out of the scarf curiously.

Despite this being a park, hardly anyone came here anymore, having something else to do in the fast paced city. I handed Crim a few select chunks of fish from my burrito, despite having fed him the night before. I swear his eyelights turned to stars like the pygmies did back at the adoption center as he greedily scarfed down the morsels. Note to self, Crim liked sushi. We sat and chatted, finishing our burritos as we played, Crim looking at my phone screen in interest. I smiled down at him.

“This game is called Pokemon Go. It’s an app that allows you to find and catch virtual pokemon in real life, like in your game back home.” Crim’s eyelights flashed as stars once again as he pointed to my screen. He wanted to play. I explained all the features to him, but his fingers were too small for the phone to pick up, and when he tried his hands, that didn’t work either. The downsides of not having skin.

I finished my burrito quickly, offering my finger for him to use as a stylus. He took on the task diligently, though I made sure he actually caught the pokemon he was aiming for by using my previous skill in the game subtly. He didn’t notice, but soon enough, everyone had finished eating and it was time to move on.

Paula took the lead, both in the group and in conversation as we made our way through the city. Crim, I could tell, was having fun just laying in what was surely a hammock for him, taking in the new sites and smells. Paula brought us to the crystal shop. It was small, but not crowded. We split off, Crim coming out with wide eyelights. I smiled down at him.

“Would you like a crystal? I’ll get it for you.” He nodded, immediately scanning the store. He pointed, I followed. He finally settled on a small polished stone of Tigerseye. I chuckled. “Tigerseye? You’ve got good taste, that’s my favorite too. I tapped each of our group members telling them that I would be going up to pay. Crim’s eyes sparkled as I finished the transaction, handing him the stone which he promptly placed in his bag.

The store owner chuckled at his antics. Of course she wouldn’t be put off by the little lamia, her store held more than just stones if the many bone ornaments on the walls were anything to go by. I wonder why this place didn’t get more foot traffic. We left right after, the rest of the group comparing their finds. Unlike me, they tended not to pay… They were courteous not to take much, one stone each, but it was a habit I could do without. The poor woman had a hard enough time as it was getting by. I said nothing, and they had the courtesy to be quiet about it since they knew it was something I detested.

Isabell took the lead next, and though we had just eaten, her sweet tooth wasn’t satisfied. We ended up at the frozen yogurt and ice cream parlor. We liked this place because it was completely self serve. You grab a cup or cone of your choice and load it up from the frozen treat dispensers, pile on as many toppings as you like, then you pay at the front. It didn’t matter what or how much you put inside since you paid per ounce.

Low on cash? Don’t put in so much. Super hungry? Pile your mountain high and await your soon to be stomachache. I wasn’t too hungry, so I grabbed a cone rather than a cup. How people still managed to eat cold things in winter, I would never know, but we once again set off once we had our frozen treats. Ella was in the lead this time, and we all knew where she would go, so we would have to finish our food before getting there.

I managed easily enough, not having bought much in the first place, but Paula and Isabell had to finish outside by a trash can. Ella, despite being petite, could be quite the bottomless pit when she wanted to be. We were greeted warmly when we entered, though, we were all familiar with the staff. Crim looked on in wonder.

Video games lined the shelves, consoles sat behind the front desk, and small figures and other marchandise of video game characters adorned the rows. This was Gamestop, the store where I, and all of my friends, had purchased all of our games and game related goods. We wouldn’t be buying anything today, but they knew this. We always pre-ordered anything we wanted, we would just be browsing.

I made a point to walk up to the front and introduce Crim. I didn’t know the man by name, but I certainly knew him by face, and that was enough. He was like us, so I knew he wouldn’t reject Crim, and I had to translate Crim’s sign language since this man wasn’t in our loop. Once he knew Crim loved pokemon, that was it. He was quite informed on the topic, I mean, why work at a gaming store if you didn’t love video games? Crim listened with rapt attention. I told the man that Crim was starting on Generation one, and he commended me for letting him start from the beginning.

We stayed there for a while, partly for the stuff, mostly for the warmth, but eventually, we had to leave. It was still far too early to part ways, so we decided to wander around the local college campus. It was beautiful, yes, but it was mostly hills, and I would most certainly be getting flashbacks. You see, this used to be my college campus. Long story short, I don’t have a degree, but even I had to admit how nice the scenery was.

Squirrels ran amuck here, not fearing humans, and I made sure to keep Crim close. The little buggers would sneak into your bag and steal your food if you weren’t careful. We somehow ended up at the only library that was open to the public. I tried to make myself small as we entered, but it was a futile effort.

“Beige!” I smiled and waved at the boy manning the front desk. He was older now. We had a short conversation and he let us go on our way. Crim stared at everything, the library was large and beautiful, consisting of multiple floors. It didn’t need artwork, though there were paintings hanging on the walls, since the architecture was immaculate. It was awe-inspiring, but I knew the place like the back of my hand. I was greeted again as we quietly wandered the halls.

“Beige!” I smiled politely again, having a longer conversation with the man before me. We spoke of how things had been going, not too much had changed honestly. We parted ways once again, though I made sure to tell my old friend to say hi to my former boss. Yup, I used to work here back when I was a student. Believe it or not, I was a security guard.

Not as glamorous as it sounds. We were treated like janitors and hall monitors, and if there’s anything more annoying than an entitled child, it’s an entitled adult. You’d be surprised at how many times I’ve had to yell at young men and women not to climb on the outside of the building. I didn’t care if they were in the parkour club, they could take their antics to another building where I wasn’t liable for damages. We wrapped up our visit and I heaved a sigh of relief when we left.

I did miss my job terribly, but I knew I’d never get it back, so it just made me regretful whenever I returned. The chit chat as we walked down the hills distracted me though, and it was light side hugs for everyone when we had to part ways. Ella and I were able to take the train together, but she would need to stay on until the last stop.

It was far too crowded to gain a seat on the way back, the train having stopped at god knows how many stops along the way, but Crim was fine staying in the scarf. We said our goodbyes when our stop came up and we waited for the bus that would take us back home. The sun began to set as we boarded. I knew we were both tired.

“Have fun, Crim?” He nodded, taking out his new stone and showing it to me once again. I smiled as I patted his head absentmindedly. The walk home was pleasant and Crim went to go hide away his new treasure in what used to be his sleeping rock. We needed a day like today. I would have to thank Ella the next time we hung out.

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[surveystodestressme]

49.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 10

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie? butterscotch 902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables: Banana fruit Cucumber veggie Tomato fruit technically but veggie in my mind Apple fruit Carrot veggie Eggplant veggie Cherry fruit Pumpkin veggie 903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public? yes sooo much especially when a customer comes up to me while talking on their phone and expect me to help to them 904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time? in my opinion it’s commitment to one person, but i know people who love multiple people at the same time and that’s okay too. 905. Cover or original: Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm? Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order don’t know this one I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow? Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure? don’t know this one It’s My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads? don’t know

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling? feeling unloved or unappreciated 907. Do you like Maroon 5? yeah 908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show? maybe if i wasn’t in a relationship 909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only? none??? 910. Who’s arms would you like to crawl into? jack’s 911. What the hell is your problem? a lot lol 912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see? my cat 913. What is the most beautiful thing you can’t see? my mom??? 914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing? i guess 915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you’re all congested and can’t breathe right? lol yes 916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing? i guess so 917. How is your life like a work of art? you make it however you want with your own experiences.  that’s an interesting way to think of it though 918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives? absolutely 919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you? sometimes it does 920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together? not really 921. Do you notice the little things in life? sometimes. 922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same? no. 923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe? sometimes ig 924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself? recently 925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought? i’m sure it was recently 926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you? yeah 927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can’t see him or her because they are ten years away. Ever look at life like that? no i haven’t but that’s a crazy thought 928. When was the last time you: Soaked in a bubble bath: a couple months ago Read a good book outside: not recently Held someone’s hand: two days ago Felt truly joyful: all the time 929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can? joy?? but everyone can bring that 930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you? sure 931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living? death 932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn’t or couldn’t do? idk 933. Why don’t you try and do that thing now? idk 934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world? people are happy & living life 935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn’t notice: 1. my cat moving her ears as she sleeps 2. the lights on the router blinking 3. cars outside 4. the air moving thru the vent 5. coffee dripping off of my mug 6. electricity in the house 7. how all of the electronics in my house work 936. Name three things you hate 1. rude people 2. pain 3. anger 937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate. nothing? lol 938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray? uhhh idk? 939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn’t be. 1. my chubby belly 2. that i bite my nails still 3. how much water i don’t drink 940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes? kindness 941. Do you have any of these qualities? yeah 942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to? i think so 943. Name one bad quality about someone you love. he jokes a lot 944. Name one good quality about someone you hate. i don’t hate anyone 945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why? pro choice. 946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life. bc they don’t want anyone to have to die ig 947. Can you see the beauty in? A bumble bee: A man skating: A woman combing her hair: A box of tissues: Yourself naked: Light: yes to all. 948. What are you most afraid of? dying 949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have? Why? donald trump 950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life? u know why 951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body my eyes are cool 952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body my tummy 953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind i try really hard to achieve things 954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind i hella procrastinate 955. Who was the last person you were rude to? a customer lol bc she was a bitch 956. Are your elbows soft? no 957. Are you ticklish? very 958. Are you awkward or graceful? awkward 959. Do you wear glasses/contacts? glasses. 960. If you wear contacts what’s the longest you have ever left them in your eyes? i used to wear them and it was just for the day 961. What’s going on where you are right now? i’m watching youtube videos and my dad is playing a video game 962. What is your favorite thing to touch? slime 963. What is your favorite kind of incense? i like them all 964. What relaxes you? when my feet or back is rubbed 965. How much time have you wasted? lots 966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle? lol not very well 967. What does teen spirit smell like? axe body spray 968. Do you mostly listen or hear? listen 969. Look or see? see. 970. Do you comprehend all the things you read? i try to 971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative? not necessarily 972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you? i control it. 973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation? both 974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences? not all the time 975. Is money how you keep score? no 976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time? jack 977. Just because you’re angry does that give you the right to be cruel? absolutely not 978. What is maturity and where does it come from? it comes from within but it’s deciding to be serious when you could make a joke out of something 979. Who is the maturest person you know? my mom 980. Who is the most immature person you know? my brother 981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be? my computer 982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections? 1 2 3 i wouldn’t… everyone’s entitled to their own musical tastes. 983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you? i like him 984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse? they’re a lil weird but i don’t judge 985. What’s the best movie about high school? high school musical? lol 986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80’s 90’s or today? any 987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement? no 988. What’s the riskiest thing you’ve ever done? oh idk 989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking? no 990. Who needs to get a life? idk 991. Do write on yourself with milky pens? no 992. What should be different about high school curriculum? so many things 993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be? not really 994. Who can save you from yourself? me 995. Are you a responsible person? i try to be 996. “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”— Oscar Wilde Do you agree? no 997. How many greatest hits albums do you own? none probably lol 998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.? nope 999. Do you want to have it all? no??? 1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents? lol no

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[omar-199x-blog]

first and last time ill post about myself (maybe)

* 1: name omar * 2: Age 19 * 3: Fears oblivion * 4: 3 things I love Food, Art, my girl * 5: turn ons my girl * 6: turn offs everyone else * 7: My best friend savannah then james 2nd just cause he knows me well * 8: Sexual orientation i am a male. penis and all. * 9: My best first date dont remember * 10: How tall am I 5'7 ish lol * 11: What do I miss the way holidays use to feel * 12: What time were I born an inconvenient one * 13: Favourite color lol black, red, grey * 14: Do I have a crush no i have a gf * 15: Favourite quote you get what you give * 16: Favourite place i hate crowds lol but i love the city especially during arts festivals * 17: Favourite food anything home made, steak and seafood are both at the top * 18: Do I use sarcasm when im using english * 19: What am I listening to right now Migos * 20: First thing I notice in new person how much they talk and what about * 21: Shoe size 10.5 US * 22: Eye color brown * 23: Hair color black * 24: Favourite style of clothing ummm... shit if its black, fits loose and is casual enough for hang outs but also stylish for dinner dates, you set * 25: Ever done a prank call? once and the cops came saying it wasnt funny * 27: Meaning behind my URL its my name and i was born in the 90's *shrug* * 28: Favourite movie i love all kinds of movie its hard to pick a favorite * 29: Favourite song gold steps / Neck Deep * 30: Favourite band BMTH/NeckDeep/Deftones * 31: How I feel right now annoyed as always * 32: Someone I love savannah marie * 33: My current relationship status almost a years worth of lovin * 34: My relationship with my parents all up in my life * 35: Favourite holiday christmas/thanksgiving * 36: Tattoos and piercing i have none and none but coming soon * 37: Tattoos and piercing i want a thigh piece that'll be across both a chest piece of the quote i put up there ears and nose but my girl dont like the idea of my nose * 38: The reason I joined Tumblr it was cool in 2013 * 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? lol kat is a bitch for leading me on into a relationship i thought she was actually gonna dedicate to * 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? texts and phone calls from my gf * 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? all the time * 42: When did I last hold hands? last time i saw savannah * 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on where im headed to * 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? not in the past 19 years * 45: Where am I right now? on bluemound omw to work * 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? savannah we usual go out together * 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? loud unless we chillin and talkin * 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? about to be neither in like a week but my dad * 49: Am I excited for anything? moving out, tattoos, painting, cooking, working out * 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? savannah * 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? ehh if im mad u can tell * 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? told my grandparents bye while leaving for work * 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? id go crazy and probably kill both of them * 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lol yeah cause he dont keep secrets well * 55: What is something I disliked about today? i didn't see sav * 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? André3000, Big Boy, Johnny Depp, Lenny Kravitz, and Post Malone lol ;Posty because he from round my city so we could vibe easily * 57: What do I think about most? life and how im failing or acing it * 58: What’s my strangest talent? it wouldnt be strange to me so idk * 59: Do I have any strange phobias? fuck caterpillars, fuck slugs, and snails whatever phobia that is * 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? haha both but im usually behind it * 61: What was the last lie I told? im not hungry * 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? otp cause idk what to do with my face on facetime * 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes theres greater and more advanced beings than us and also souls dude they can choose to stay or go so like duh * 64: Do I believe in magic? yeah * 65: Do I believe in luck? ya * 66: What’s the weather like right now? breezy i work outside so perfect * 67: What was the last book I’ve read? i start books and halfway start another * 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? FCUJ YES lol idk why its like dude i should be getting high of this smell but its not making me high wtf * 69: Do I have any nicknames? omii (oh-me) , catfish , choncho * 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? broke my arm, nose, and ankle * 71: Do I spend money or save it? both when needed * 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no * 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? what? no * 74: Favourite animal? red pandas * 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? at work * 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? sama * 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? hey ya / outkast * 78: How can you win my heart? being sav * 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "See ya later losers" * 80: What is my favorite word? trudge * 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr um idk their specific url's but i follow a graffiti one, a music one, a painting one, and some others similar to these * 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? stop with all the hate man, if someone isn't harming you or effecting your life specifically let them be. let people do what they want to do and dont harm. thats it. * 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? did, he passed away. * 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation * 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? if im hungry because its a yes 100% of the time * 86: What is my current desktop picture? my uncle who passed away * 87: Had sex? ya * 88: Bought condoms? ya * 89: Gotten pregnant? not possible * 90: Failed a class? ya * 91: Kissed a boy? no * 92: Kissed a girl? ya * 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? ya * 94: Had job? ya * 95: Left the house without my wallet? yes * 96: Bullied someone on the internet? lol ya * 97: Had sex in public? no * 98: Played on a sports team? ya * 99: Smoked weed? ya * 100: Did drugs? ig * 101: Smoked cigarettes? yea * 102: Drank alcohol? yerp * 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nah nah i love steak * 104: Been overweight? still am * 105: Been underweight? yea * 106: Been to a wedding? yes * 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? i guess maybe * 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea * 109: Been outside my home country? yes * 110: Gotten my heart broken? i suppose * 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes * 112: Broken a bone? a couple * 113: Cut myself? by accident * 114: Been to prom? yea * 115: Been in airplane? yes * 116: Fly by helicopter? nah * 117: What concerts have I been to? Kevin Gates, Big Sean, Jeremih, Carnage, RaeSremmurd, Post Malone, Russ, Future, J Cole * 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? hella nah * 119: Learned another language? spanish * 120: Wore make up? for theater * 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes * 122: Had oral sex? yes * 123: Dyed my hair? no * 124: Voted in a presidential election? no * 125: Rode in an ambulance? recently * 126: Had a surgery? yes * 127: Met someone famous? yes * 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no * 129: Peed outside? yes * 130: Been fishing? many times * 131: Helped with charity? yea * 132: Been rejected by a crush? dont think so * 133: Broken a mirror? no * 134: What do I want for birthday? an apartment * 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 4 - 2 boys first 1girl then another boy i only know my first sons name will be Aiden * 136: Was I named after anyone? no * 137: Do I like my handwriting? hell nah * 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? headphones * 139: Favourite Tv Show? shameless, Friends, family guy * 140: Where do I want to live when older? on my own * 141: Play any musical instrument? no * 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? forearm surgery 2 plates 11 screws * 143: Favourite pizza toping? pepperoni * 144: Am I afraid of the dark? sometimes * 145: Am I afraid of heights? no * 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes plenty * 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? eh life * 148: What I’m really bad at life * 149: What my greatest achievments are finding my gf * 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: idk * 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery get tf outta here and go be alone * 152: What do I like about myself theres only one me * 153: My closest Tumblr friend none * 154: Something I fantasise about eat food from around the world * 155: Any question you’d like how was my day? eh i woke up at 2pm and haven't had any food yet so im pretty grumpy

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