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sluttywonwoo · 2 years
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i seriously need MORE of vernon mutually exclusive
read parts 1-5 here
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“uh-um… sorry,” vernon mumbles, scrambling to cover himself with a pillow.
“it’s okay,” you murmur and sit up to give him some space. “it happens.”
“yeah,” he gulps, “actually, it happens around you a lot.”
was he really doing this? what if he ruined everything between you? you were his best friend and there’s be no going back if he confessed now…
you turn your head back in his direction, gauging him carefully. “that’s probably just because we spend so much time together.” your explanation is rational enough, he could latch onto it and run with it— that was probably the smart thing to do here, but…
“n-no, it’s because i like you.”
“you what?”
“please don’t make me repeat it,” vernon whines, using the pillow on his lap to cover his face.
“you like me?”
“i do.”
“for how long?”
“i dunno, a while now, i think.”
you make a face at him and vernon finds himself wanting to kiss you. hard. “you think?”
“i only recently came to terms with this, please give me some slack.”
“so that’s why you’ve been acting so weird!” you exclaim. “it all makes sense now. i thought you’d finally figured out my crush on you.”
“yeah, i’m sorry— wait what?!”
“i like you too, idiot. when you called me the other night, i literally had my hand down my pants thinking about you.”
vernon gawks at you, completely frozen in place.
“oh no, i think i broke him,” you mumble to yourself jokingly, waving your hand in front of his face.
“can i kiss you?” is the first thing he says as soon as he comes back down to earth.
you smile and reach for him, boldly placing your hand over the bulge in his sweats.
“you can do whatever you want to me.”
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intersex-support · 1 year
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Hey so I'm dealing with a bit of confusion. For ages I thought I had CAH, after hormone tests and other investigations my doctors agreed it was likely and gave me a diagnosis. I had to switch doctors after moving recently and during an emergency and some hospitalisation they discovered I have ovotestes. Was my previous doctor wrong or is it possible to have both? I only went through a short female puberty after medical intervention (which I revoked consent to as soon as I was old enough to make my own medical decisions) and I definitely have non-typical afab genitals and hyperandrogenism. I have no real clue what's going on anymore but I've been told I'm still safe to access HRT as I'm transmasc and that's all that really matters but I still just wish I knew for sure what variation I have. I've openly mentioned my supposed CAH before and now knowing that it mightve been an incorrect diagnosis I feel like I've been lying to people and it's a really terrible feeling. Like. I'm still intersex. But I'm worried people won't believe me now.
Hi anon 💜
I haven't really heard of people being diagnosed with both CAH and ovotestes before, or read about it in literature. Usually what I've seen is doctors taking the previous diagnosis of CAH off the record and replacing it with CAH after the diagnosis of ovotestes is made. But honestly, based on my understanding of how CAH functions in the adrenal glands, it might be theoretically possible to have both at once. That's something I definitely think would require talking to a doctor or geneticist to find out more about.
Also, it's honestly a really common intersex experience to get misdiagnosed with something before getting another diagnosis. I was misdiagnosed with PCOS before I got diagnosed with CAH, and I know someone else who just found out that they don't have CAH, they have another variation. So you're not alone and you definitely aren't lying--you're intersex whether you have CAH or you have ovotestes, and I don't think you did anything wrong when you were talking about your supposed CAH. You belong in intersex community and if people don't believe you, that reflects on them for not being supportive of how intersex diagnosis is really confusing and can be a long process.
Best of luck to you, anon <3
-Mod E
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news4dzhozhar · 6 months
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wildbasil · 2 months
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things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷
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thoughtlessarse · 1 month
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The ruling Georgian Dream party has entered a time warp. For the government, it’s 1984, not 2024. Party leaders are embracing the concept of doublethink concerning Georgia’s European Union accession bid: they say they favor accession to the European Union, but their actions aim to purge EU values from the country. Doublethink in George Orwell’s masterpiece is defined as the ability to believe two contradictory concepts are valid and achievable simultaneously. The former prime minister and the current chairman of GD, Irakli Garibashvili, spoke in doublethink on April 20, telling reporters that EU membership for Georgia was still a goal, while adding that “today, we are not ready to become a [European Union] member country.” The best indicator of GD’s intentions for the country is the reintroduction of draft legislation, dubbed the foreign agents bill. If adopted as currently written, the bill would muzzle Georgia’s vibrant non-profit sector and independent media outlets, drastically curtailing watchdog activities to hold the government accountable for its actions. It runs counter to Georgia’s constitutionally enshrined goal of joining the EU, and it directly contradicts Brussels’ reform requirements to keep Georgia’s candidacy on track. The legislation’s reintroduction at this point is nothing short of deliberate sabotage. By alienating the EU for domestic political purposes, GD is pivoting away from the West and drifting back into Russia’s geopolitical orbit. Senior Russian officials, including the Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov and Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov had lauded GD’s reintroduction of the foreign agents bill.
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eraserheadbabygirl · 8 months
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the way i am so good at taking care of myself and living my life when i just don’t do any uni work
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whats-in-a-sentence · 9 months
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For example, if we place spheres as indicated by the red rings in figure 7.26, we can see that it is impossible to place spheres in the positions indicated by the blue rings at the same time.
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"Chemistry" 2e - Blackman, A., Bottle, S., Schmid, S., Mocerino, M., Wille, U.
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ultimateinferno · 1 year
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I know NPCs explain events to Link for expository reasons, even if he either was most likely or 100% certainly was present for the events discussed, but the number of watsonian explanations as to why all have multiple shades of amusing.
The first possible one is that after having Amnesia once, people just ere on the side caution for reminding Link, which can be anywhere between endearing or low key a dick move.
Another is simply an extrapolation of the major Tony Hawk effect he's been experiencing. Like... people genuinely forget when Link is present for events. Symin tells Link "Did you know Zelda built this school?" The man is practically glued to the woman. He follows her around like he's her body guard or something. But in the back of everyone's memories they just see
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Even when they know and recognize Link they just have a habit of forgetting about him.
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angelnumber27 · 1 year
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If you see me as a cool person just know you are wrong and I am insane. Thank you
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maplemoth-writes · 18 days
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hey for a moment think abt the fact that marcille’s healing for everyone has been extremely painful on their end bc its always her just sort of brute forcing the regeneration so that it is functional as as fast as possible and requires as no more energy than what is necessary. laios had that huge scar wrapped around the healed sever that itched continuously, maybe bc of nerve damage? and chilchuck screamed when she healed his head bc it hurt that bad!
ok now get devastated when you think abt when marcille brings fallin back, literally weaving her muscle together and forging her from flesh and blood, theres no pain for fallin afterward. marcille was so careful when putting her back together, poured everything that she knew about her into that spell. she was replicating details abt falin that she didnt even consciously remember, with an accuracy and familiarity like falin is something she has studied before and took great pains to memorize.
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sluttywonwoo · 2 years
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can u do part five of the vernon mutually exclusive series?? it’s so good and i just need to know what happens.
thank u sm in advance, i love ur writing :)
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read parts 1-4 here!!
vernon’s surprised his dick hasn’t fallen off. he woke up bright and early, went to the store like he promised you, and then spent the remainder of the day masturbating to the thought of you before you came over to get it all out of his system so that there wouldn’t be a repeat of last night.
he came so many times that his abs are sore like he’s been doing sit-ups… it’s pathetic and he knows it. it also didn’t work.
because here he is on the couch with you with a blanket and a pillow on his lap to cover the erection he somehow managed to sport after jerking off for what felt like hours. you just… smell so good and look so pretty. you’re just in sweats, but you’re not wearing a bra and fuck he needs to snap out of it.
you’re in the living room this time because vernon’s roommates are out tonight— and because he felt like it was a more neutral area than his bedroom.
but you always have to prove him wrong. you shift on the couch so that you can lay on the pillow that’s conveniently set on his lap, and look up at vernon expectantly, waiting for him to play with your hair like he always does.
vernon freezes and for a split second he thinks you can feel his hard-on under your head… until he realizes that he’s acting weird again and that’s why you’re narrowing your eyes at him. he forces himself to relax and lets his fingers fall to your hair, trying to focus on the movie as he mindlessly runs his hands through it. but it’s hard when your head is quite literally on his lap and it’s taking every ounce of concentration not to picture you going down on him.
suddenly, you roll onto your side, likely to give your best friend better access to your whole head, but he panics and gets all stiff again before he can stop himself. you’re about to grab another red vine when you pause and lift up to look at him.
“vernon?”
“yeah?”
“are you hard right now?”
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yournowheregirl · 11 months
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yknow what really gets me? the fact that we all seem to think that robin doesn’t enjoy jock things. while she’s canonically seen enjoying and cheering at the basketball game in s4 and more importantly, SHE PLAYS SOCCER!!!! she literally says so in s3?!!!! don’t come at me with your “robin is a music nerd ONLY” because she’s so much more than that!! and we should explore soccer player robin in fics bc i’m pretty sure whoever you ship her with will have an aneurysm watching her play soccer
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nibeul · 1 year
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uncle aaron in spiderverse fucks me up so badly because here is a man who has done terrible, unforgivable things, and he loves his nephew very much
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thehallstara · 1 year
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anyways happy pride to all my high risk queers out there, to all my disabled queers for whom events aren't accessible to, to my immunocompromised folks who can't risk attending events where people aren't masked or taking covid precautions! happy pride to my fellow cripqueers that want to be out there fighting and celebrating with their friends and family and can't because it's not safe for them to do so– you're not alone and you deserve to celebrate too. we all do.
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badnewswhatsleft · 2 months
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i know the cunty yap is iconic now but i have a soft spot for the earlier bitchy “bullying us with his glasses” choreo [1, 2]
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egophiliac · 29 days
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@enderfore replied to your post “What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333”:
Chenya pic where???? I can barely see anything in that room there so much going on, rooks such a lil freak (affectionatr)
​he's under the row of flags on Neige's side of the room, next to the big Neige poster with the yellow background (look just to the right of the hand holding the apple)! he's REAL little; once you know he's there you can kind of see him in-game, but I only noticed him in the first place because I took a screenshot and was having fun zooming in on all the details!
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I think that's either Hop or Snick and Dominic on either side of Neige, but if the others are meant to be anyone in particular I don't recognize 'em. though I do love all the absolutely terrifying implications of Rook having this. was this some kind of officially-published merchandise (and if so, why) or did Rook like...go hunting through the RSA trash to find this random student lineup just because it included Neige, and has had it hanging proudly on the wall ever since. (I mean, he definitely did do this, I don't know why I'm asking. the real question is why he hasn't cut out little pictures of his own face and stuck them over everyone else's yet.)
there is seriously SO MUCH in this room. how did Rook manage to keep this hidden for three years. also, somebody give this background artist a raise immediately.
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