#must wait a little longer

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

#there must be SOME kind of a limit otherwise posts would get suuuuuuper duper long like is it just 30? #idk but i'm going to find out by simply maxxing out the character limit for each tag and finding out the limit of tags for each post lololo #this is gonna be great. i just have to remember to type without ever using the comma. it shouldn't be too hard right? fuck i almost typed #the comma i'm already bad at this smh my head. also if your still here i commend you. you have a better attention span than i do. #i'm already starting to get bored holy shit this is not happening. i gotta power through this. FOR SCIENCEEEEEEEEEE. or somethinggggggggggg #but fr idk what else to say. maybe just saying that i don't know what to say will be good enough? but does that even count? #I don't even know anymore. ffffffffuck. this is gonna be a while huh? also holy shit if you're still here omg u deserve like. a prize or #something because u definitely didn't have to stay and read all of this bull shit. lololol i typed out bs but decided to just spell the who #thing out just to make it go by faster. i'm so lazy. this is only the nineth tag HOW will i make it to 30. i am sobbing the adhd is adhding #very hard rn. are you still here? bruh this is insane. i have somehow managed to keep ur attention this long and it's just me spouting #absolute balderdash. wait do you know what balderdash even means? i don't care if you do already i'm gonna tell you anyway. balderdash is #basically just another word for nonsense. boom. you learned something new today. balderdash equals nonsense equals this damn post. #why did i decide to do this in the first place. it was a dumb idea. i don't know if i can even keep going. this is only the *counts tags* #it's the 14th tag. we've got a long way to go boys. men. soldiers. comrads. friends. besties peeps. marshmallows. #where was i going with this? oh yeah. trying to max out the limit for tags. dang i almost typed a comma there. i haven't done that since #i think the third or fourth tag. dang that feels like such a long time ago. not for you guys probably. it feels longer because i have to li #type it all out and stuff. so it's definitely gonna feel longer for me. are you still here? good lord don't you have better things to #be doing than reading all of this? we're already on tag number 18. it feels like i should be on the thirtyeth by now. or however it's spell #'toast' you might be wondering 'why are you typing out the names of the numbers instead of say '9' or '5'?' well you see. young one. #this is a strategy i'm using to make each tag slightly longer. even if i don't know how to spell it. it'll make it just a little bit longer #anyway. i got off topic. not that there was ever a topic to begin with. unless it's about making this as long as i can. #which i am apparently good at doing. i guess. are you STILL here? do you seriously have nothing to do? i guess i'm flattered you stayed thi #whole time. instead of reading something else you stayed here. with me. listening to me talk. on the twenty-third tag. oh yeah its tag 23 #except now it's tag twenty-four. how crazy is that. this little talk is almost over. only 6 tags away if memory serves right. this's strang #i kind of don't want this to end. but i know it should. after all there is a limit. but all things must come to and end at some point i gue #i'm running out of things to say. it's probably a good thing it's almost over. hahahahah............... but i don't want to go. i don't wan #to leave this post. i've worked so hard on it. and for what. just for it to end. are you still here? yes? good. i'd hate to end this alone. #thank you for indulging me and my craziness. the end is only 2 tags away now. you can go ahead and leave. i'll be okay on my own. really... #...you're still here? i- i don't know what to say. i suppose a toast is in order. perhaps. for this journey. this stupid dumb post i though #would be fun. i'll make it short. it's the last tag after all. this was fun. but i will never do it again. so long as a i live. i'll miss y

[oh-meow-swirls]

need to keep watching the anime at somepoint. idr what episode i was on anymore tho tbh. and also idk if there's any ✨totally legal websites✨ that have the rest of dub season 3 i wanna be able to watch more than three episodes of season 3 in the dub-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #i'm pretty sure most of the episodes with hailey were dubbed honestly. they must just be hard to find or something??? idk #though i've seen a good amount of clips of the komasan taxi segments in the dub and i'm like 90% sure that's dub season 3- #don't quote me on that though i'm. somewhere in the middle of dub season 2. episode 39 i think??? #yea episode 39. wait why does the dub of ep040 not have don-don-dooby-zoo-ba as the ending theme #i thought it permanently switched away from yo-kai exercise no. 1- #the wiki might just be lying idk #and then there's space dance in season 3 and then the dub fucking died. rip anime you will be missed #‚‚‚ wait. michelle creber sings space dance??????? that's apple bloom my little pony. how did they manage that #yo-kai watch baffles me so fucking much sometimes what the fuck man #gera gera po is still the best anime opening by the way. it deserved to last for longer

[spookyflavors]

I totally passed out in my desk chair and couldn't finish a lot of pages. I'm so sorry ; _ ; I know I can just post the sketches, but you all deserve better than that. Tonight I can post what I have and will add on through out the week. (2 days off work is not enough).

#spooky blogs #i want to skip work tonight but they will guilt trip me.. #SKULLL IM SORRY #We must wait a little longer to show you off

[glimblshanks]

Is it just me, or has every main character in lower decks gotten an on screen emotional low point this season except for the one character who desperately needs to have one?

#beckett mariner #lower decks #star trek #star trek lower decks #st lwd #lwd #like Rutherford got his little not wanting to lose his friends melt down in episode 2 #Brad has had TWO emotional low points that required pep talks this season (we love an anxious king) #Tendi had her moment of needing reassurance on Orion #T'Lyn just had a big emotional low point in this episode #I guess you could argue that Beckett got an emotional low point pep talk in I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee #but it seemed... less genuine? #like she didn't open up to Ransom #Ransom psycoanalyzed her #and then she was like 'wait why would I do that?' only for us to get absolutely no follow up on that revelation #+ it doesn't hit as an emotional low point for Mariner because she has some serious unresolved emotional threads from season 3 #that the others simply don't #anyways I am trying so hard to trust that the writers are building to a good emotional scene for Beckett in the next one or two episodes #but the longer the season goes on the more nervous I get

[delightfulcrasher]

What would the male version of Donna Beneviento look like? And what would your yandere version look like?

You know what, I haven't actually seen many gender swapped versions of the other lords. So I will throw my own hat in the ring and present my own design:

I tried to keep the design as close to the original as possible, thinking the frock coat would be the most similar to Donna's dress. There isn't really a male equivalent to the hidden mother (At least not that I found) so I improvised by putting a veil over a top hat, similar to a mourning veil Victorian widows would wear. I even included Angus for fun, look upon him in all his spooky glory!

Yandere Don Beneviento:

I’ll give you one word: Clingy.

Given their tragic childhood and tendency to latch onto figures like Father Mirus, you can bet your bottom dollar that Don has taken a special liking to this new guest introduced before the Lords.

I want to say the master of the Beneviento house speaks up at the meeting, or at least, Angus does. Skipping down off Dons lap and proclaiming that they would be the ones to take care of the trespasser. 

The only other option is a crazed engineer wanting to put them through her newest cannibalistic crash course, and the other is an overzealous (also cannibalistic) vampiric man who wants to turn their blood into wine. So reader, how do they like their chances?

Once the darling sets foot on Beneviento grounds, they had better get acquainted with it. The house, the waterfall, and the gardens surrounding it is all they are going to see. 

For the first part, Don would communicate through Angus. An old-fashioned ventriloquist puppet dressed in a wedding suit. Although maybe a tad off-putting, he doesn’t feel entirely comfortable to talk to them as himself just yet. Once he does, he talks in short, quiet sentences. 

“Don’t leave... I can’t let you.”

He’s always close the reader, only staying an armlengths away. There’s something about their presence that comforts him, makes him feel safe. Often times he’ll seek his darling out just to hold them. It reassures him they’re still here.

For the most part, his darling is free to roam about the house, there are little expectations, the only one being to stay and care for him. If the darling can do that, it will be a pleasant experience for the both of them. 

If his darling were to betray his trust, doing something as simple as cowering away from him or attempting to leave, will result in punishment. Lowering them down into the basement and having them fend off their greatest fear. He doesn’t want to do it, but until they learn their lesson, they’re stuck down there begging and crying to be released. He will provide aftercare. Taking them in his arms and reminding them not to repeat the mistake. 

Don can also infect his surroundings. Mostly done through flowers, he would secrete a hallucinogenic substance in order to keep up appearances. Everything seems... Different. More accommodating, more pleasant. 

Or is that just what he wants his darling to see? They can never be sure. Sometimes the food tastes too sweet, and the environment so inviting it beckons them. The way Don see’s it, as long as the reader is happy, they’ll never leave him.

So let’s not waste time and energy trying to escape. They’ve got everything they need here, darling. Just drink the tea and try to ignore the constant chill clutching onto their spine, unless they want to be stuck in a one-sided illusion for the rest of their days.

#mod answers #don beneviento #yandere #yandere x reader #I'll think I'll add him to the list of characters you can request headcannons for #I think Donna is a very interesting character and I would love to explore her lore more #I probably should have waited a little longer to post this to space my posts better #but I am having brainrot about this man SO EVERYONE ELSE MUST SUFFER WITH ME #SUFFER MY LOVLIES #Posting twice within a week? #unheard of who am i #I just started writing and didn't stop help

[haruichi-mamiya]

once again thinking about the state of my ayn cards

#👓 #I LITERALLY JUST WANT ONE SR 😭 #JUST SO I CAN CHANGE HIS DAMN PFP ALREADY #oh and also i can use him in battle maybe ig #but alas i must Wait. #reconstruction of eden cards won't come on their own #so you must be stuck with Default pfp for a little longer ayn #anyways at least clarence loves me a little more #(got like a couple SRs and my only SSR rn is him)

[katierosefun]

Okay babe what's the boys about and should I watch it 👀

HI ANN MY LOVE

yes, i say you should absolutely definitely watch it! the boys is basically this show about a world in which there are superheroes, but they're all run by this big corporation, and they look all Fine and Dandy until one day, hughie (my precious boy , , , he loves billy joel and simon and garfunkel , , ,,, , ,) witnesses a superhero run right through his girlfriend and that kinda flips the switch for him that UHH THERE'S SOMETHING KINDA FUCKED UP GOING ON HERE, NO?

then BOOM, this grumpy grouchy british (???) guy named butcher (played by my love, karl urban) collides into hughie's life and goes "hey so you're right, the superheroes are literally deranged + there is something going up with them".

and then the rest . . . happens from there.

cannot express enough how much i love this show. i remember watching the first episode back in 2019, when it first came out, but i couldn't get into it because a) very gory (like . , , , hughie's girlfriend gets run through within the first 10 minutes of the show, i think), and b) a bit of sex. (not . . . not as much as i expected, to be honest, but there are def some scenes that i skipped through bc they either made me feel uncomfortable or bc i just. yeah idk one of the characters has a weird breastfeeding fetish, and i was just like "okay, enough of that")

but outside of that, god. god. this show just has so many fantastic characters--like, literally, the villains are the fucking worst, and the protagonists and side characters are fucking amazing. i love hughie i love butcher i love annie january (who joins the superheroes aka the seven in the first episode , , , she's just a gal who wants to save the world, and something something hopefulness and wanting to help people is not a weakness! god i love u annie!) i love frenchie i love mm i love kimiko i love maeve , , , they're just all fucking fantastic.

also, this show just has some excellent commentary on capitalism + corporate power + commercialized wokeness (which is really fucking funny, considering this show is airing on amazon prime, of all fucking places). there's also excellent commentary on like. patriotism very quickly bleeding into nationalism and OHHH BOY, is it fascinating and also terrifying but also so surprisingly smartly written, which i did not expect, considering that eric kripke's the head writer.

but like, for real. i highly recommend this show. the characters are so complex, ad the plot is genuinely so intriguing, and like. i have just been nothing but quietly obsessed for the last week or so!

#answered #ann my beloved #also i've made like at least 5 playlists for the boys so far #and also wrote like 2 fics that surprisingly took me more brain worms than i expected #i cannot wait for season 4 and it's been literally SO long since i've last #fallen in love with. like. a show with multiple seasons #like i've mostly just been digging limited series/kdramas bc i know there's a planned ending and etc #but like. the boys is based on the comics #so i suspect that there'll be an ending #i have a weird feeling that it'll end with 5 or 6 seasons #although i lowkey hope it goes on for a little longer just bc i. i love them. #i know all good things must end but you don't understand I LOVE THEM-- #also there's a ridiculously low number of fics in the boys archive. it's so depressing. IT'S SO DEPRESSING

[heymrspatel]

im really disappointed. i noticed you've given us just an assload of hot and emotional content for absolutely free, but i can't control my own debilitating need for instant gratification. kind of a letdown ngl :/

man 😔 i'm just disappointing everyone left and right today. not even giving me a chance. it's october FIRST and i'm just letting everyone down. so many prompts, so many days left, so many opportunities and days to turn the funk around... forgive me forgive me!

#psst hey who are you i'm in love with you #i was like damn another one then got hit by a fit of giggles at 'an assload' asldfjk #some people just can't wait i guess? just a little longer my sweet. i'll get there. #patience you must have my young padawan and yada yada #anon #asks

[chaocollective]

Moonset

#my first and last love is the moon #i wonder if she knows how i gaze upon her pale white glow on a clear night gilded by her cloak of stars #does she know that i love her so? #i wonder if she longs for the touch of a soul upon her barren face #does she know that if i could i would reach for her and caress her long abandoned mountains and craters in a heartbeat #moon if you could take me under your dark veil of celestial wonder and chaos and elegance #but for now you must set #and i must wait a little while longer #to see you once more

[doomboogie]

Uh oh falling back into my final fantasy cravings

Was gonna finally start 4 but then I remembered rebirth releases next month so I’m going back through 7 now and 7R in mid February, praying i don’t burn out bc I plan to midnight rebirth

#i am sorry Cecil but you must wait a little while longer #ff tag

[whateveriwant]

Task force 141 reacting to their very pregnant wife still trying to clean, cook etc

This turned more into ‘Task force 141 preventing their very pregnant wife from trying to clean, cook, etc’ lmaooooo I hope that's alright

Price

HA! Good one!

No seriously, it's actually hilarious that you think you'd do anything for yourself when your hubby's around

That man has been waiting on you hand and foot since you first got together. So now that you're pregnant and you think he'd let you so much as lift a finger? You must have a serious case of pregnancy brain, sweetheart

Price is doing all the cooking, the cleaning, the running errands, etc. throughout the entirety of your pregnancy (and at least the first several months postpartum)

He's kept you practically bed bound these last few months to the point where you think there's a perfect indent of your body molded into the mattress

Seven months in, he's suddenly called away to a quick mission halfway across the globe, and you think finally you'll get some of your autonomy back...

Well, think again because who should show up at your door the next morning than your mother-in-law herself, ready to pick up where her son left off

She came at the behest of your husband, of course, and was armed with a detailed set of care instructions

What does your husband think you are? Some sort of one-of-a-kind, priceless artifact that needs special handling? (Actually that's exactly what you are. Price-less… I'll see myself out 🚶🏻‍♀️)

Ghost

When it comes to having some semblance of independence during your pregnancy, Ghost will give you a bit of a longer leash than Price, but only just so

You’re going for a walk around the neighborhood? Hold on, let him grab his coat to join you. Or you're going into the backyard to tend the garden? He'll pull the weeds while you water the plants

But when it comes to letting you do certain things, there are some hard nos that he will absolutely not budge on

You try to use a stepladder to reach the top of the cupboard? Stop! You'll break your neck! You try to pick up anything heavier than 10 pounds? Stop! Give it here! You try to drive?... Don't even fuckin' think about it, precious.

The farther along your pregnancy progresses, the better he gets at predicting (and intercepting) your next move

You were gonna do laundry today? Well, wouldn't you know, he's already got a load going in the washer. You were about to make dinner? Well shucks, he just ordered takeaway from that Greek place you love

His ability to read your mind is honestly impressive once you get past how damn annoying you find it. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you're incapable of fending for yourself, and you're tired of him acting as if otherwise

But really, you can never get mad at anything he does for you. After all, what kind of a husband would he be if he didn't take care of his missus and your little one?

Soap

If you take Ghost’s cautiousness, mix it with Price’s thoroughness, and crank it up to an 11, you get Soap

From the moment he found out you were pregnant, he put your house into full lockdown mode, stopping just short of booby trapping the front door in case you got any funny ideas

You want some fresh air? Just open a window. You want to go for a walk and stretch your legs? Just take a few turns about the living room like you're some Austenian heroine

Don't let him catch you doing any kind of physical labor, because so help him Jesus he will grab a spray bottle and use it like you're a feral alleycat he's trying to house-train (he wouldn't really... but don't test him)

You try to unload the dishwasher? Ehrr! Wrong move. You try to remake the bed? Ehrr! Nice try. You try to mop up your own mess. Ehrr! Enough already. You try to– OCH, WOULD YE BLOODY SIT DOWN, WOMAN?!

For nine long months during his requested leave from work, your husband is attached to you like some kind of loving, smothering barnacle

But doesn't he miss his job, or the lads for that matter? What if the world needs saving? What will they do without him?

Well, (in his exact words) fuck the rest of the world! You're his world, bonnie, and he'll give you everything you could ever wish for and then some

Gaz

By far, you have the most independence with Gaz than you would with any of the other three men… at least, at the beginning of your pregnancy, that is

Once you get to around five or six months he becomes just as helicopter-y as all the others; he's just ever so slightly more bearable, perhaps

There's lots of peeking his head around the corner to check on you throughout the day or appearing seemingly out of thin air whenever you're doing something he'd rather you wouldn't

You've lost count of the number of times you've been in the middle of cooking or hanging up the laundry or whatever and his hand has suddenly appeared out of nowhere, gently taking the object from you before directing you to sit and rest

And like, look. He knows you can handle yourself. He knows you could conquer the whole world if you wanted to. That's one of the things he loves about you the most

But seeing you like this – so fragile, so vulnerable, so beautiful and soft and pregnant with his child; his child – it just… It makes him…

He just needs to do these things for you, alright, love? Just let him take care of you, please? Would you let him do that?

You already have so much you have to carry. Let him ease some of the burden off your shoulders. Let him do these small things for you because they don't even compare to all that you're doing for him 🥲

#wiw asks #john price x reader #captain john price x reader #captain price x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #john mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #john price #simon riley #john mactavish #kyle garrick #tf 141 x reader #task force 141 x reader #cod x reader #cod mw3 #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #female reader

[victorluvsalice]

We return to the Chill Valicer Save on Fall Friday, with another, shorter update featuring the gang back to their usual routines -- namely, taking care of the farm and getting those shelves filled at the store! Let's get right to it, shall we?

-->First things first though -- adorable kitten times! Alice and Smiler both met our new arrivals Shock and Surprise last episode, so it was Victor's turn to get introduced to the kittens! A process that took longer than anticipated, because of course adorable kittens have to do adorable kitten things, and that often involves hiding under couches and rolling over and running around all over the shop while their poor owner waits patiently for the "Wait For Pet" interaction to finally complete. XD Oh, Sims 4 pets... Shock and Surprise, you're lucky you're cute. :p

-->While I was waiting for the kitten nonsense to complete, though, I did notice that we still had an unwelcome visitor hanging around -- Temperance! Despite having been thoroughly cowed by Victor's bizarre idol last time, she was still in the back yard talking to the local specters instead of properly fucking off. I plopped the bizarre idol back out for a bit while Victor got to know the kittens, and she FINALLY took her leave. Off with you, ghost who is the "big bad" of the Paranormal stuff pack and yet is somehow less annoying than Guidry himself.

-->With Temperance banished and the kittens introduced to all the various members of the family, it was time to get started on the day properly! Smiler was already busy editing their new fashion vlog so they could get it out while the trend was still hot -- once that was done and the video posted, I sent them out to the greenhouse to get Bugs and Elmer the garden-bots out and running while Victor and Alice enjoyed some breakfast (buttered crumpets and chicken chimichurri skewers respectively). The bots got busy watering and weeding while Smiler started harvesting all their herbalism stuff and plasma fruits --

Only to be attacked by bees. Darn things apparently objected to Smiler picking their chamomile today. *shakehead* Fortunately the injuries were minor, and Smiler managed to pick up Gardening Level 6 from their harvesting, so that was good! (And it's not as bad as what MIGHT have happened -- I foolishly went into Build Mode to try and move some of the seed packets the gnomes had left behind during Harvestfest while Smiler was getting the bots ready, only to remember too late "SHIT THAT MIGHT AUTO-HARVEST THE PLANTS INTO THE HOUSEHOLD INVENTORY." Fortunately I was lucky and all the produce stayed on the vine, whew. A narrow escape!)

-->While all that was going on, Victor went around the front to check on Toothy the cowplant -- and found their bin knocked over! A final "fuck you" from Temperance as she left, or the result of an angry townie? The world will never know... Fortunately, it wasn't a big deal -- Victor just picked up the bin, sorted through the trash pile for parts, then recycled it and all the other crap in his inventory for bits and pieces. Keeping the farm nice and eco-friendly! :)

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #if you can start an update with adorable kittens you must start an update with adorable kittens #I may not have ever PLANNED on having kittens in this household #but they are cute and I'm willing to keep them around for a little bit because of that XD #though damn it IS annoying that when you're trying to have your Sim interact with their pets #you have to wait for the pet to stop fucking around #like seriously come on guys #Victor just wants to pet you and get to know you #give him that much #and yeah not sure why Temperance stuck around for longer than expected #must have been a really good conversation with that specter I guess :p #I do still find it interesting that she's easier to deal with for me than Guidry #if only because she's can be immediately neutralized by idols #Guidry meanwhile does whatever he likes #and is constantly in the mood to flirt with anyone #I can see why they broke up is what I'm saying :p #and yes VERY lucky escape with not shooting all my produce into build mode just then #dunno WHY the bug didn't trigger but I am SOOOO glad yeeps #queued

[yellowsubiesdance]

the weather today is so perfect, i wish i could capture it and keep it in a jar

#it’s a perfect 71 degrees #(farenheit) #there’s a gorgeous breeze blowing through the courtyard i’m sitting in #the sun is shining and streaming through the leaves of the tree whose shade i’m sitting in #it’s just so magical #i wish i didn’t have a bus to catch so i could wait here a little longer #but unfortunately i must go home and brave the ridiculous hill to my apartment #i did a lot today #i went to my 8 am class #i exercised for about 30 minutes #i went to my acting class #i ate healthily in between everything #it’s been such a good day #i’m very proud of and happy with myself

[zhongrin]

honey, can you… oh shit wait i forgot we’re not dating (yet)

© zhongrin | 2024 ✼  [✘] no repost・translations・plagiarism of any kind・ai data mining. [✓] rebloggers get a free cup of tea ♡

✼ characters ┈ zhongli, al haitham, wriothesley, neuvillette

✼ tags ┈ gn!reader, fluff, non-established relationship, potential secondhand embarrassment, boyfailure neuvillette (/aff)

✼ a/n ┈ zhongrin uploaded 3 weeks in a row?! madness!!! utter madness!!!! /silly i feel like i've been writing too much cutesy/sfw stuff lately.... i want to write 'darker' types of stuff but my brain doesn't seem to want to cooperate ugh pain

ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ) ✼ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ)  ✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ)

zhongli watches your reaction closely, at first.

when he deduces that you were self-aware of your own oversight and are evidently panicking about it, he gives you a warm chuckle and shakes his head gently, “there is no need to apologize, and please do not feel mortified in any way. it really is fine.”

if you continue to not believe him, the ex-archon will be as patient as ever with his words of reassurances, and he does not mind repeating them until you feel comfortable enough to ask him the real errand that you wished to bestow upon him.

... but not before he gently places a hand to the small of your back to lead you to walk a little closer to him due to the increasing crowd on the streets, his voice a tender caress to your ear, “coming from you, i certainly did not mind the nickname.”

al haitham raises his eyebrows and shuts his book, “what a fascinating blunder. is that how you view our relationship subconsciously? or perhaps it’s an innate desire you’ve chosen to suppress but accidentally slipped out in a moment of unawareness?”

the scholar has the decency to wait for your answer betwixt your embarrassment, but he eventually sighs when you failed to form a coherent answer that satisfied his inquiries.

“you seem to have the impression that i am displeased at your err. i’d like to inform you that your assumption is yet another mistake - which, i would theorize, was made in the rush of the moment as your nervous system kicks into gear, therefore clouding your judgement. i would suggest you take a few moments to reanalyze my stance based on this new information. i’ll wait.”

and with that, he opens his book once more.

.... um.

congratulations, i guess?

wriothesley takes the opportunity and replies with a cheeky, “yes, honey? what can i do for you, sweetheart?”

he relishes in the utter embarrassment that quickly spread across your face that’s akin to water faced with his cryo elemental energy (though secretly he’s also dying inside at the cheesiness of the situation) and throws you a boyish grin before ruffling your hair.

not a man to let an opportunity escape, the duke decides to leverage the moment to take his metaphorical shot and goes immediately for a straight jab, like an experienced boxer that he is, all the while praying to the hydro archon so that this would be yet another match he could flawlessly win, “you know, my schedule’s particularly relaxed today… i wouldn’t mind staying longer if you want to make it a date?”

neuvillette blinks owlishly, his pale cheeks blooming with warmth as the situation starts to sink in. you, the apple of his eye, whom he treasured dearly and had taken great care to court, had just called him with a term of endearment that he had always dreamed of hearing.

wait, was this a dream? his gloved hands quickly found purchase on his blue horns, before he brought his hands in front of his eyes. okay, he had two horns and ten fingers, still. so he must not have daydreamed this. ah- wait, you’re staring at him. oh, now you’re giggling. and now you’re calling him silly. oh, it should be a crime to be so breathtakingー

it’s not until your expression changed into surprise that he realized he had said that thought outloud.

your teasing “if it’s a crime, are you going to put me on trial, monsieur?” elicits a darker blush on his pale cheeks and an awkward cough out of him.

.... this must be how the young ones flirt nowadays.

“perhaps after a proper date? if it’s not impertinent of me, may i be allowed to take you out on dinner tonight?”

✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ) ┈

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[cold-kitty]

Todays poll winner was... Yandere Merman!

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Contains: NSFW (grinding and attempted straddling), non-human yandere, non-consensual courtship (yandere randomly decides the he has courted you), yandere is a very very horny little shit, slight non-con due to miscommunication.

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Yan!Merman who was captured by your fishing net. he spends a good few minutes thrashing his arms and tail around, growling and ready to strike down anyone and everyone who was involved.

Yan!Merman who sees that it's only you on the boat, and is prepared to drown you immediately.

Yan!Merman who narrows his eyes when he sees you put your hand up in a reassuring gesture, his violent squirming slowly coming to a stop.

Yan!Merman who watches you warily as you take down the net and open it so he can get you. you mutter an apology, but he doesn't understand the strange language your speaking.

Yan!Merman who dives back into the water immediately, keeping a sharp eye on you. but alas, he gets curious. who was that strange person, and why were they kind despite capturing him.

Yan!Merman who swims underneath your boat for a while, following you. you notice this, and decide to leave before he might get hostile.

Yan!Merman who finds himself waiting for you the next day. feeling a sense of happiness when you come back to fish.

Yan!Merman who recognizes the act of fishing, and decides he wants to repay your kindness.

Yan!Merman who easily catches a fish, putting it in his mouth so he can climb into your boat.

Yan!Merman who drops the fish into the boat, taking in your surprised expression. he knows that gift-giving is a sign of courtship in the mermaid world, but he doesn't know about the human world.

Yan!Merman who watches you take the fish with a sudden interest. if you accepting meant you were taking him as your partner, doesn't that mean the two of you mate?

Yan!Merman who gets closer to you, sniffing at your neck. you're uncomfortable, but play it off as a custom for his kind.

Yan!Merman who starts to straddle your hips, snaking his tail around you as he starts to lick your neck.

Yan!Merman who falls backwards with a hurt expression as you push him away. he courted you! you were supposed to mate with him, man or not!

Yan!Merman who watches as your horrified expression slowly turns into a more understanding one. he was different than you, so he must have different customs.

Yan!Merman who eagerly comes back over to you when you pat the spot next to you. he tries to grind against your thigh, getting a few short sways of his hips before you push him off again.

Yan!Merman who thinks he understands, you want your pleasure first. he gets on the floor of the boat and shoves his face into your crotch before you can push him away. he starts suckling through your clothes as you try to push him away, not understanding the strange words you yell.

Yan!Merman who starts tearing up when you shove him away, much much harder then before.

Yan!Merman who's devastated when you won't let him near you again. did he do it wrong? did it not feel good? his mind was reeling.

Yan!Merman who listens to your foreign yells, so close to crying.

Yan!Merman who places his head at your feet, sniffling, almost begging for forgiveness.

Yan!Merman who hugs your legs close when you sigh, glad that you're giving him another chance at loving you.

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This one was longer than I expected, so I hope it's good at least. My ADHD ass literally can't do one thing for more than an hour *sob sob*.

~⬛🐈

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[ladysharmaa]

My miracle

Anthony Bridgerton x reader

summary: Anthony’s wife is in labor and it’s not looking good

warnings: mentions of death

“Where is she?” the loud voice of Anthony was heard in the entire mansion. The door he opened slammed into the wall but he couldn’t care less as he saw some servants running his way to take off his coat. “Tell me where my wife is!”

“My apologies, my Lord.” the poor man trembled under the Lord’s menacingly glare, that were just a cover for the worry and fear that was running though his veins. “The Viscountess is in your chambers. The midwife and your mother are already present with her. Shall I inform your brothers to come and wait with you until the child is born?”

Anthony didn’t bother to respond. He quickly climbed the stairs, two steps at once, seeing with wide eyes as the maids ran to his room with towels in their hands. He doesn't even settle for knocking, immediatly opening the bedroom door. None of his mother's stories could have prepared him for the sight that lay ahead.

His darling wife was drenched in sweat, dressed in her nightdown. One hand was on her round belly protectively while the other was in his mother’s hands, who was whispering words of comfort. Her jaw was clenched in pain and it was only then that he noticed the midwife between the Viscountess legs. 

“You!” Y/n screamed accusingly, managing to point a finger at Anthony with hatred. “You did this to me! You will never ever put your hands on me again!”

“I-” Anthony was at loss of words. He knew that his wife was in pain, and looking like she was ready to kill, so he just nodded his head in agreement. He took slow hesitant steps towards the bed, hoping to comfort her without dying. “I’ll never touch you again, my love. How are you feeling?”

“How do you think I’m feeling? I’m pushing your child that inherited your big head out of my lady parts! So tell me, my dear husband, how am I feeling?”

“Like you are giving birth?”

“Anthony...” his mother whispered while shaking her head in dispair. “You should leave the room. Your brothers must be coming to keep you company. We shall call you when the child is born.” 

“I’m not leaving my wife.” was the only thing he said with firmity, holding Y/n’s hand and kissing her soft skin gently.

She turned to him, a change in her demeanor, eyes full of tears of terror. “I’m scared, Anthony. It hurts.”

“I know it hurts. It’s okay, love. You will be alright and then we will have our child with us.” he whispered. A feeling of guilt washed through him. How could he have made his wife suffer through childbirth? “You are the bravest person I know. So so much braver than me and everyone else. I’m so proud of you.”

"I can't do this. It hurts too much. Make it stop, Anthony, please." Y/n cried.

It was only then that Anthony saw the look in his mother. She was worried, exchanging looks with the midwife. And as much as the Viscount would like to also show his anguish, his first priority was to comfort Y/n. "It's going to be okay, my love. Just a little longer, you're being so strong."

But she no longer had the strength to respond. It was getting harder and harder to keep her eyes open and she just wanted to sleep to escape the pain. Between her legs, an increasingly larger pool of blood was forming. Anthony's eyes were wide and there was enormous pressure in his chest. It felt like I was running out of oxygen, and it only got worse when Y/n finally gave in to unconsciousness.

"What's happening?" he whispered, looking in alarm first at Violet. Afterwards, he turned to the midwife furiously. "What's wrong with her? Help her! Do something!"

"Anthony, you need to leave." Violet advised, trying to remain calm for everyone's sake. Anthony was becoming more and more desperate, tears falling from his eyes as he grabbed his wife's hand tighter and brought it to his lips.

"I'm not going anywhere!"

"Viscount Bridgerton, the baby is in pain. You won't want to see what I'm going to do. I promise I'll try to save both of them." the midwife said, taking a small knife and flying it over Y/n's stomach.

"If you need to choose, save my wife's life." Anthony begged, now more desperate as his mother called his brothers to take him out of the room.

"Anthony..."

"No, mother, you save my wife's life!" Benedict and Collin grabbed the man by the arms and began to carry him outside, despite Anthony's struggle. "You hear me! My wife is going to survive! Let me go! Mother, save Y/n!" he shouted before the door closed in his face. 

The last thing he saw was the woman making the cut on Y/n's stomach, who woke up with a jolt. She then let out a scream that would torment Anthony for the rest of his life.

With a cry of anger mixed with sadness, Anthony broke free from his brothers' grip and put his hands to his face. He didn't want to think about the possibility of losing the love of his life. He simply couldn't take it.

"Wow, Anthony, calm down." Collin whispered when Anthony, in a rage, threw a punch against the wall. "The Viscountess is a fighter. If anyone is capable of overcoming this, it's her."

"You don't tell me to calm down, Collin. Not when my wife is in that room fighting for her life over something I did." he cried, jaw shaking and eyes red that only showed the immense pain he was in. He sat on the floor, leaning his head back and looking at the ceiling. "I need her to live."

"And she will live, brother. I will bring a drink, and we will wait together for news." Benedict said, rushing to bring the alcohol when Y/n's screams became louder.

On one hand, each scream was like a stab in the heart of Anthony, who was increasingly pale and looked like he was going to vomit at any moment. On the other, it was the only way to know she was alive.

Moments passed. The Viscount didn't know if it had been seconds, minutes or hours. Things seemed to be getting mixed up in his mind. Nothing made sense, not when the love of his life was in the next room in pain and he was away from her. He had to protect her, it was his obligation as a husband. And he failed.

And then came the moment when Anthony's heart stopped. A baby's cry was heard, and he allowed himself to smile a little. He had a son or daughter. A mini version of his wife. And then he burst into tears when Y/n stopped screaming and everything became too silent.

It was uncontrollable. He cried without being able to stop, making it even difficult to breathe in. Anthony refused to believe that he would have to raise this child without Y/n. Without her affection, her kindness, her love. He didn't want to open his eyes and realize that all this wasn't a nightmare, but reality.

Benedict and Collin didn't know what to do. But one thing was certain, they would be there to help Anthony with whatever he needed and never let that child forget the wonderful mother he had. Then, Violet left the room holding a pile of blankets that held the baby.

"You have a daughter, Anthony."

He just cried more. His body was shaking and he couldn't even look at his mother and the baby. "Y/n... Is she...?" He took Violet's silence as a yes. "Oh god..."

"Enter the room, Anthony. She is waiting for you."

Anthony had never stood up so quickly in his life. He quickly opened the door, stopping momentarily when he saw the amount of blood on the sheets, but the most important thing was Y/n's half-open eyes. She was alive and looking around the room in confusion.

"Anthony? Where is my baby?" her voice was hoarse and extremely weak.

The man fell to his knees at the edge of her bed, and lowered his head to rest on her chest. A feeling of relief spread throughout his body when he felt the rising and falling movement of her chest, indicating that she was breathing and that it wasn't just his imagination.

"I love you so much." he cried, feeling her hands start stroking his hair. "I'm sorry. You were so brave and strong. I'm so proud of you, my love."

"Where is my baby?" Y/n didn't want to seem like she didn't appreciate Anthony's words because that was a lie. He was the most important person in her life. But at that moment, Y/n just wanted to know where her baby was.

"She's right here, dear." Violet reassured with a smile, announcing her presence.

Very carefully, she passed the child into the arms of her son's wife, her smile widening as the little family was finally together again. The new parents had a gentle smile as they looked at their creation, a new love emerging for this fragile human being.

Anthony kissed Y/n's temple. "We have a daughter."

"She is beautiful."

"She takes after her mother." Anthony quickly said, never feeling so much love as he did in that moment. 

He was extremely proud of Y/n admiring her strength and courage. Now, he was going to protect his two girls until the end of his life. Nothing was more important than his family.

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