#murph bad dice rolls

[feelingtheaster99]

I don’t know what roguish ability Riz has that prevents him from rolling below a ten, but DAMN does it come in handy to prevent bad-luck-Murph rolls

#a natural one becomes a fucking 23??? #hell yeah #that’s one amazing investigating boy! #dimension 20 #d20 #riz gukgak #brian murphy #murph bad dice rolls #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy ep 11 #a very merry moonar yulenear #a very merry moonar yulenear spoilers #live reaction

[dnd-shows-have-my-soul]

I’m rewatching EXU in preparation for next week and seeing Matt’s continuous dogshit rolls, reminded me of an old conversation I had online right around EXU Kymal. So I gotta ask…

#critical role #crown keepers #matthew mercer #brian murphy #dariax zaveon #cody walsh #dimension 20 #prince gerard of greenleigh #cr spoilers #bells hells #i mean on one hand we have more data for murph #but there are characters in the which the dice hate him #aka gerard and cody #but on the other hand #dariax rolls so so bad #like every other roll is doghsit

[infinite-bag-of-boys]

I'm coming in so late to Fantasy High but this bit from sophomore year where Murph [a notorious & inexplicably bad dice-roller] confidently volunteers to make a roll for the whole party and then immediately rolls a nat 1 has me on the FLOOR. Have you ever rolled a die so bad that your IRL wife started throwing things at you

#i am in stitches #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[seawitchkaraoke]

Murph's characters ranked by how immune to Murph rolls they are

Theo: 10/10 won't land a hit but he doesn't need to, his job is to sit there and not take any damage while literal armies are trying to kill him and to jump in front of his friends. Also knock doesn't require a roll.

Riz (junior year): 9/10 reliable talent is a game changer, the nat 1 turns into a 10, becomes a 21, no mystery this guy can't crack. Can still fail in fights which is not great when you're the only one who isn't stunned.

Kugrash 5/10 does a lot of support work, like the cockroach aura and summoning a bunch of alligator friends which doesn't need Murph to roll. Sadly he does roll for the attacks the alligators make so that takes away from it a bit

Gerard: 4/10 what do you do when you can't roll well yourself? Make Zac roll instead. Commanding strike is amazing. Other than though Murph's rolls make Gerard a pretty pathetic frog - which is of course exactly what he is.

Barry 3/10 he's a barbarian so part of his job is to absorb damage which doesn't require dice and he does a fantastic job of it. Sadly both attacking and playing at casinos however does require dice

Riz (before junior year): 1/10 he'll get there but right now? He is at the mercy of the dice and Adaine's portent rolls can't save him every time

Cody -10/10 this guy is designed to be as affected by Murph rolls as possible, Murph really said let's make a character that is just so bad at what he does. Stabs himself with his own sword, he's perfect, no notes.

#brian murphy #dimension 20 #d20 #riz gukgak #prince gerard of greenleigh #theobald gumbar #cody walsh #kugrash #barry syx

[mccoyquialisms]

Incredible things from the london D20 live show in no particular order (straight from memory so may not be totally accurate or have much context at all):

First of all the line up was incredible. Kugrash, Pete, Sundry Sydney, Skip, Fabian and Adaine. What a terrible combination of personalities, it was so funny

Btw everyone looked so good. They looked really good, those fits <3. Murph striped button up/polo? shirt and Lou grandpa sweater you will always be famous

When Siobhan rolled Adaine everyone was so excited. Lou (who had already rolled for Fabian) hugged her, picked her up and spun her around on stage ❤️

Everyone was so excited to have a buddy ❤️

The setting was rolled as a crown of candy, after Brennan literally said “wow we happened to have a few people from the same place, wouldn’t it be hilarious if we got a crown of candy or neverafter or something?”

Everyone arrives and are doing introductions and the first thing Fabian says is “[tearfully] Adaine is that a giant rat?” Cue the whole atrium losing it.

Sydney then proceeds to minor illusion Kugrash as “sexy.” After some deliberation and when prompted by Brennan, Murph decided this means he looks exactly the same except for giant veneers

Beardsley: Can I distract the guard?

Brennan [flabbergasted, as the rest of the party was doing INSANE shit around this]: Sure, the DC is 500.

Beardsley: If I crit will you let it happen

Brennan [indulgently]: sure

Beardsley: [rolls a nat 20]

Brennan: [despair], cast: [running around in circles on stage and jumping], fans: [losing it]

And that’s how they accidentally start a revolt in Candia within minutes of arrival by Pete the Chosen Outsider with the peppermint tooth and prophesied king of candia. But it’s cool because in the next few minutes Kugrash teaches them about democracy.

So many little references to past campaigns and character one liners. Way too many for me to list but the cast was clearly enjoying dropping them

Sundry Sydney hitting King Calroy with 3 grenades ON SIGHT

A Hasted Kugrash doing an opposed athletics against Calroy and Brennan rolls a Nat 1. The dice wanted that motherfucker DEAD.

Kugrash to Calroy: “I eat from the trash, and I’ve never seen a cake as shitty as you!’ And then proceeds to 300-style kick him off the castle wall (as acted out by human man Murph)

Sooo much PVP though really most of that was between Pete and Fabian as they fought over the crown of candia

Sundry Sydney successfully seduced and awakens personhood in Adaine’s identify spell. His name is ANUS now. (Another use…)

Skip is quangled out and replaced by Lapin (played by Zac) and tries to keep the party on track. He fails many times. He takes up smoking from the stress. Adaine does as well.

At some point Pete’s wild magic turns his hands into rock candy, which he uses to deal 2d20 damage to Fabian during a fight

Emily as Sydney, whenever crazy shit happens: this is canon! [raises cannon arm]

All of them (except Pete) have some bad baby milk and do kublacaine. Cue a small detour for more pvp between Pete and Fabian

Arthur Aguefort is released from captivity in a castle full of/made from eggs. He and Lapin may or may not know each other biblically. They met on an app for old magical men, don’t worry about it.

Bill Seacaster is the pirate prince of the dairy lands and has the quangle. They get into his castle with Operation Fancy Perfume Part 2 except Emily rolled a nat 1 for her assist, so first poisonous perfume takes out most of the party and everyone inside the castle. I think Emily may have been crying she was laughing so hard.

They sort of defeat Bill by giving him pleasure putty (which he USES behind a curtain in front of EVERYONE) and then has to go take a nap, so they sneak into the rest of the castle to find the quangle. I am never going to forgive Brennan for making it canon that he goes “yar har har YO HO HO” when he gets off. I WILL NEVER UNHEAR THIS.

Pete Conlan somehow gains the power of flight from Bambi LeRoux (Sydney brought her) singing the Reading Rainbow theme song. He does a flying ribbon dance out the window, where she stops singing and he falls and takes max fall damage. He’s still up, so Fabian jumps out the window with Feather Fall and shoots him with a laser gun until he actually dies lmao. He gets injured too somehow but I forgot how. They both get healed and everyone continues on like nothing happened.

Emily took her dice that rolled a Nat 1, kissed it, and threw it into audience with a cheeky expression. I’m in love with her I fear

The time quangle is an entire pool of lemon yogurt. At the bottom of the pool is a completely naked Gilear Faeth

Kugrash eats all the yogurt despite knowing it will kill him in order to end the quangle. His farewell speech has as a backdrop Gilear’s giant hog (played by Brennan’s arm, as he got out of his chair to stand behind Murph the ENTIRE time he was talking). Kugrash then ascends to the big bodega in the sky.

Sydney also seduces Annabelle Cheddar (EDIT: fuck it was like 12 AM forgive me) Primsy Coldbottle, who is explicitly 29 in this version of time. Both her and Anus join Sydney in returning to AnarchEra. I cannot emphasize enough how horny this live show was

Everyone gets sent back to their respective universes, except Arthur. He’s going to hang out in Candia for a bit to be Lapin’s “roommate.”

Fabian’s last line is that he has to call his banker because he has a new nemesis

Lapin: “That was the worst group of people I have ever met.”

God that was so funny, I really hope these live shows are getting recorded and will be released somewhere later. I need everyone to experience the epic highs and lows of this d20 session.

#dimension 20 live #dimension 20 #dropout #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 live #my musings

[stone-stars]

murph whomping of all time. to me.

Transcript:

[Ominous music plays softly in the background.] Hardwon (Jake): Bottoms up! Murph: You see Balnor, Bev's dad take it. Hardwon (Jake): Cheers. Beverly (Caldwell): Yep! I take one. Jake: I swig. Murph: Okay. All three of you guys drink it. Emily: Yeah. Murph, seriously: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna roll to see who is the witch, between Balnor, Bev, and you three. If one of you guys is the witch, um, you have to play it to the best of your abilities. Try your best to be the witch, or else bad things will happen in the future of the campaign as determined by the gods. I am going to roll to see who the witch is. [Caldwell "Mhm"s. A dice rolls.] Murph, seriously: And now, I am going to, um, hand you guys dice. If you are the witch, um, you are trying to fool the other people into thinking you are indeed the person whose body you are in. So Hardwon, if you are the witch, you're pretending to be Hardwon but you don't have your memories. [Jake: Okay] So you're just like, lying along with the group, or you'll make something up, or you're just like-- you see that you're a big buff dude so you'll say something that seems in character. I'm gonna hand you guys each a d20, if you get a red one then you are the witch. [Sounds of Murph passing dice around in the background.] Emily and Caldwell: Okay. Emily: Everyone, we should just close our eyes. Everyone close our eyes. Caldwell: Yeah, yeah. Jake: Games like this make so fucking nervous. Murph: Okay. Everybody look at your d20. See if you got the red one. If you got the red one, then you are the witch. If you did not, then… you are yourself. So you guys all drink this concoction. You all look at each other. Everyone looks like normal, everyone looks a little bit nervous and suspicious. You put the top back on the cauldron, and you put the knife in the middle. So now what's going to happen is we're all gonna roll initiative, and then you decide on your turn if you want to ask a specific person a question or if you want to ask the whole group a question, and then we go around in a line answering. [Various dice roll.] Emily: I got a nat 20. What a waste of a nat 20. Jake: Hell yeah! 16. Caldwell: (laughs) I got a 16 too-- ooh! Jake: Roll off? Caldwell: Yeah. [More dice roll.] Murph: Okay. Well, let's say-- since Moonshine-- so we'll just go around in a circle now. So, we'll do-- So, where we sit in real life, we'll say we're standing at the table. Emily: Okay. Murph: So we've got: Moonshine, is next to Bev, who's next to Balnor, who's next to Bev Sr, who's next to Hardwon in a circle around this cauldron. Moonshine, you ask the first question. Moonshine (Emily): Balnor, what's your favorite food? [Five full seconds of silence. The music fades out.] Balnor (Murph): …chicken. [Everyone bursts out laughing] Jake: I st-- I st-- I stab Balnor. Murph: (laughing) You stab Balnor. Instantly, there is this shriek, and this-- I thought for a second about fucking cheating! I can't believe you just picked Balnor! Balnor inst-- Emily: I was-- I was like Balnor or Beverly IV, that's who I'm going for, because the other ones are gonna talk more-- Caldwell: It's too hard! Emily: --and we're only gonna get one question with each of them.

#naddpod #bahumia #moonshine cybin #balnor the brave #brian murphy #emily axford #caldwell tanner #jake hurwitz #naddclips

[fillingthescrapbook]

Let's Talk About: Fantasy High Junior Year and Mall Madness

I am at a loss of words. Like, I am still processing what happened in this episode and I do not think I will ever stop processing the things that happened… So we'll just stick with the bits that stuck to me this episode:

Even though Ally is playing up Kristen's unreliability, they still shine through in moments that count--like when Siobhan asked if they wanted Adaine to hit Cassandra and Ally immediately went "No!"

Zac's southern roots really came though with an "ooh that's dangerous" when Lou had Fabian capoeira his way under a 'roided up centaur.

And then A BACKFLIP TO A TABLE?! LOU?!

Siobhan, Zac, and Murph immediately knowing how Kalina is feeling via Brenna's description of how her tail twitches--and how she starts moving her shoulder almost imperceptibly is very cat people of them. Ally's "does she need scratchies" though? They clearly do not have a cat.

Riz flossing looks like Kugrash doing the hairy baby dance.

This exchange: "He's just made five attacks." "Is that allowed?"

Nonna Crits is the new villain for me. She really made sure the important dice rolls fail. No matter how many chances Brennan gave the players to succeed.

Gorgug putting together Lydia Barkrock's chest crystal with what's going on with Cassandra at the mall is very smart…emotionally. Which is the kind of smart that Gorgug is. He has high emotional intelligence.

"This is some Gilear shit." They finally get it!

Gorgug got a 21 Arcana. Sure, it was overshadowed by Siobhan's 24, but a 21!

Bardic Shrimpspiration!

And then everything else happens. And… not gonna lie, I'm where Kristen is at when the Bad Kids had to go through the party. Just staring a thousand mile stare.

What in the name of a-razed-Sylvaire-because-of-a-vengeful-elven-oracle is going to happen next?

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers

[picklesinabottle]

Murph chastising Emily for using bad dice, making a little husband-wife pool of good dice, and immediately rolling an 8 is the most murph thing I think he's ever done

#they're so fun i love them #emily axford #brian murphy #dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter episode 7

[18catsreading]

As the lawn mower sex machine deals slashing damage to a mind-controlled Riz and Adaine ...

Siobhan/Adaine: why did your parents put something slashing on the dildo machine?

Emily: yeah

Zac/Gorgug: I really can't answer that question, and I'm really made at you for asking.

Ally: its the lawnmower part of it! It's the lawnmower part of it.

Brennan: I'm really mad at you for asking. Adaine, you take six points of damage.

Zac/Gorgug: Adaine, you're kicking a man while he's down.

Murph: if I take damage, do I roll anything to not be charmed? Do I get to re-roll or anything?

Brennan: ooh

Emily: ooh!

Brennan: that's a very good point.

Murph/Riz: just trying to get an upside to having my mind taken over and getting attacked by a "lawnmower?".

Brennan: you make a new wisdom saving thing

Ally: that's right, that's right!

Brennan: that was a bad call on the robot's part.

Emily: come on, Murph!

Murph: oh that's probably not good enough. 16

Adaine: do you have your bardic?

Brennan: you just need to not get a one

Murph: okay, please!

Lou: is it a one?

Ally: it's a one!

Lou: he got a one!

Murph: noo! Whaat!

*overlapping yelling*

Siobhan: come on!

Zac: wait, that was a one?

Lou: it was a one!

Murph: get out of here! *Throws dice away*

Brennan: there's dice all over the dome.

Murph: get out!!

Siobhan: I'll take six stress tokens so Murph can reroll that save.

Lou: that was so nasty

Emily: also, over here, I just rolled two nat ones in a row.

Ally: that was nasty

*overlapping yelling*

Murph: nobody pick that up, I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up. I'm sorry. It was a joke, it was just a joke.

Ally: nobody pick that up. If someone could bring me a little--

Lou: nobody pick that up

Murph: nobody pick that up

#brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #ep 8 fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #ally beardsley #zac oyama #emily axford #brian murphy

[lovecolibri]

*all cheering*

Siobhan: That's the best 1 you ever rolled!

Murph: I rule at sucking!

It's funny because he typically rolls *unlucky* not quote-unquote bad, but Murph has been on a hot streak this season, so in this case he DIDN'T roll unlucky. Emily must have picked a hell of a good moon to cure his dice under.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #junior year

[gaysludge]

My fantasy high jr year thoughts for episode 15

There is no context just what I would have live blogged about

THE WRITTEN TEST??? Crazy I would have died on the spot and the fact that they actually tried is crazy but they did so good for the circumstances 100 hand written words in 5 minutes is insane

Also the shrimp dragon??? I love art department so much it’s so creative and also just such a cool looking model I was dying when’s it came out

Gorgug hitting a nat 20 always makes me happy bc we jsut see more of his artificer barbarian stuff work but the 2 crist back to back Zac always has the best rolls I swear

Zacs stupid little stamp I love him sm

FIGS SPIRIT GUARDIANS WITH THE STURGES WAS SO FUNNY I live Emily so fucking much

The second pass on the math exam is so based I fucking hate math he’s so me

When the worm came out I was stunned holy shit there were so many monsters on field

FIG AGAINST THE WYVERN WAS CRAZY ALMOST 90 points of damage in one turn

Shrimp jump/shrimp party and crab king being turned into literal monsters is so funny

ZAC WITH ANOTHER NAT 20 HIS DICE ARE SO GOOD

THE WORM IS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

ANOTHER NAT 20 WHAT THE FUCK ZAC

“My kid got a 7… my kid got a 1”Lou and ally talking about their dice in the same tone as the Charlie Brown Halloween quote is so fucking funny

Gavin is the mvp I love him, fantasy high npcs are always so funny

Fig eliminating a full wyvern as well as a bunch of fantasy mosquitoes with little to no effort on her part is insane she’s so cracked

Fabian fighting for his life to just…. Not be held by a monster for a turn is so funny. This shouldn’t be his turn for most rounds as an extremely Dex character lmao

The hangman with 2 nat 20s on an attack on a giant crab is hilarious bc Lou’s rolls have been mid this whole time ahsjdjd

Fig kissing the fucking pentacorn mid battle is the most Emily thing she could choose to do her playstyle is my favorite thing in the entire world

FIGS SPIRIT GAURDIANS COME IN CLUTCH SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

KIPPERLILY THAT FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT HELLO??? KILLING BUDDY??? OISIN BEING APART OF IT TOO???? NOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM AND ADINE

the ocher jellies are so cute and so fucking pointless ahsjdjd

Gorgug vs the worm no thoughts just very stressful ahsjdjd

RIZ WITH THE 31 DAMAGE VS THE UMBERHULK WITH 30 HP WAS INSANE LUCK MURPH ROLLS COMING IN CLUTCH WHEN IT MATTERS

butter gummies my beloved

“Come on riz”

The mimic being the strongest monster is so funny bc this was 100% supposed to be a quick kill round 1

Fig carried combat today holy shit even with Emily’s bad rolls she’s taken out half of the enemies that’s insane

GORGUG WIRH ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT WHAT THE FUCK ZACS DICE ARE INSANE TODAY next week he’s gonna be rolling nat ones all day long

“What did you call it….BUTTER. GUMMIES.” I adore ally so much

30 persuasion roll on the butter gummies…. It’s time for love NOW

“You are stupid” as if Gorgug didn’t leave the owl ears and dedicate the whole year to studying for his mcat pls

Gorgugs artificer stuff is so fun I’m so glad Zac took on that class

#fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #fig faeth #adine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #fhjy ep 15 #fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fhjy liveblog #dimension 20 #dropout

[feelingtheaster99]

“I fucking RULE at sucking” Absolutely CLUTCH one from Murph

#that’s maybe the most excited a party has ever been about a one on a d4 #Murph’s bad dice rolls #Murph’s ICONIC bad luck #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy ep 12 #Baron’s game #Baron’s game spoilers #live reaction #brian murphy

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 8🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 8 "Fracas at the Frostyfaire Folk Festival"

Timestamp: 00:12:54

Video Length: 3min. & 20sec.

Adaine casts "Comprehend Languages" on all of the notes that Lydia provided and gets some (bad luck) help from a Cursed Fig Bardic! 😭✋

Brennan: "You can spend a little while to cast it ritually. It will take you a chunk of time. It's the middle of the day. You've got Frostyfaire later tonight."

Siobhan: "Yeah, it's a minute per page. Can I grab Riz and go up and turn around my calendar that I have on my wall, and it's just a blank corkboard?"

Murph: "Great."

Brennan: "Hell yeah."

Ally: "I'll go up there too and just give you both as many Help actions as I can"

Siobhan: "Oh yeah."

Brennan: "Hell yeah, I think the whole gang can tromp on upstairs and jump to it. This feels like the biggest payoff of not being sure that Lydia was even gonna be able to get this stuff. Go ahead, and I'm gonna say there's so many materials here, Adaine with that Comprehend Languages, go ahead and roll either Arcana, History, or Investigation with advantage, and then because Adaine has to translate for everybody, you guys will use Help actions to offset the disadvantage because you guys can't read the text yourself. So if there's any other checks you wanna roll that are Religion, Investigation, whatever, go ahead and roll them straight."

Murph: "I'll roll Investigation."

Brennan: "Cool."

Siobhan: "So I'm rolling with advantage?"

Brennan: "You're rolling with advantage."

Siobhan: "Okay, great."

Zac: "I assume I'm not there? Is it the morning?"

Brennan: "It's morning, but you might have come by. If they texted you, you could have swung by."

Ally: "Yeah, I think we would've."

Brennan: "Yeah."

Ally: "Unless you need to help your parents set up, but I'd imagine they already did everything."

Brennan: "And actually, let me know what your rolls are real quick."

Siobhan: "I got a 17 History."

Emily: "Do you want a Bardic?"

Siobhan: "I would love a Bardic."

Murph: "21 Investigate."

Ally: "If I have advantage in History or Religion, it's still straight, 'cause we would have disadvantage?"

Brennan: "Yes, with a Bardic-"

Siobhan: "With a Bardic from Fig, I got a dirty 20."

Brennan: "Dirty 20 on your History."

Siobhan: "On my History, yeah."

Brennan: "Okay."

Murph: "And I got a 21 Investigate."

Brennan: "21 Investigate, awesome. Kristen, what are you looking at?"

Ally: "11."

Brennan: "11 for Religion. Okay, copy that. So you guys are taking time to pore over the books. Maybe someone shoots Gorgug a text. Adaine, as you begin to read with some of that help from Fig, you feel your stomach gurgle and-"

Siobhan: "Oh no." *gurgling sound*

Emily: *laughing* 😭✋

Brennan: "You feel your stomach gurgle-"

Fig: "Adaine, can I help you?"

Brennan: "Can you go ahead and roll a d100 for me?"

Adaine: "Is anybody feeling weird after that breakfast?"

Kristen: "Hm, no, I thought that was good."

Fig: "Yeah, I think I'm feeling fine."

Siobhan: "I got a 91."

Brennan: "91, okay. As you go to study, you are looking at the book, and as you lean in a little bit closer, there's something moving on the page, in the binding, in the shadow of where the pages sort of fold into each other. And it looks almost like it could be text or writing. As you blow into it, you blow thousands of dust mites into your eyes."

Adaine: *coughing*

Brennan: "You stumble back, slam your head into the bunk bed, and one of the railings comes loose, hits you in the head, and knocks you unconscious."

Murph: "Holy ****!"

Ally: "No! No! I'll do a Medicine check!"

Riz: "Quick, Kristen, do a Medicine check!"

Brennan: "Go ahead and roll with disadvantage. Let me know if any of the dice come up under an eight."

Ally: "Oh, No, no, we're good."

Brennan: "Okay, cool."

Ally: "12."

Lou: "Jesus."

Brennan: "You go stabilize Adaine."

Ally: "So, 21."

Brennan: "21."

#dimension 20 #dimension20 #blog #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #Fracas at the Frostyfaire Folk Festival #Fantasy High Fracas at the Frostyfaire Folk Festival #Fantasy High Junior Year Episode 8 #fhjy ep 8 #fantasy high scene #fantasy high junior year scene #dimension20 scene #queue #brennan lee mulligan #the bad kids #intrepid heroes #Adaine #adaine abernant #siobhan thompson #fig #figueroth faeth #fig faeth #emily axford #Kristen #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #Riz #riz gukgak #Brian Murphy #Murph

[figscigfigs]

my favorite moments of episode 13 of neverafter:

lou’s hair

emily and murph in the first 5 mins 🥹🥰

merking mini

the daddy meter

“i really wish i was friends with this cool older woman” ylfa is SO QUEER (i know this bc she is me)

ylfa’s NAT 20!!!! in the roll off

DOGFISH MAXI!!!!!!!!!!! (“she looks stoned and also nonplussed”)

“the wetness of these waves… i can’t stop touching it”

mira’s silent screaming in terror (“the daddy meter is just spinning rn”)

“you can’t be in love if you have a toothache” “i get it” “MURPH”

“this season is all about tickling the gambler”

“what are they going to do kiss her” “ew” “i don’t know”

“i just look at and say ‘i can’t believe you betrayed my trust’”

“i think i put my goggles on, plug my nose, and pencil dive in after my hero rosamund” …. “i lit my match, i put on my goggles, am i wearing floaties” *cut to her mini wearing floaties*

SEA WITCH

“gerard why don’t you focus on not drowning”

MURPH TOUCHING BRENNAN’S DICE TO GIVE HIM BAD LUCK AND THEN ROLLING A FUCKING NAT 20

royal asleep swallowing lessons

gerard, hero of the fight

#neverafter #dimension20 #brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #neverafter spoilers #emily axford #ally beardsley #lou wilson #ylfa snorgelsson #brian murphy #siobhan thompson #princess rosamund du prix #zac oyama #mother timothy goose #prince gerard of greenleigh #dimension 20 neverafter #pib #emily axford will forever be the loml #i still miss little miss muffet and senator :(

[poisonghoulart]

As someone who is cursed with bad dice rolls, I relate to Murph so much with being relied upon to roll 1s when you need them

I can't roll high but if you want a 1 I've got you covered 😂

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high spoilers #dimension 20 #poisonghoultalks

[strugglingatart]

Jr year ep 2

This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don't want to this will be long

No shenanigans at the begining way lowkey sad I love our intrepid heroes being dumb

Siobhan and Zac kick it off with SUCH good turns straight away we love (also emily's cutting words? delicious)

Them all discussing more stuff mid battle is so nice I love but also not Ally forgetting they could try to heal lol

"playing with you all at level 10 has never convinced me more that this game is unplayable at level 20. fucking unplayable" Brennan the man who I 100% have seen play att level 20. But we HAVE to stan the complaing I love them so much Murph especially I always laugh so much

Siobhan please we cannot be confident before rolls they go bad then

we were doing so well like seconds ago and now everything feels terrible

ARMOR OF AYDA omg my loves

Kristen and Riz are me when my friends are being to sexual but also Kristen please remember you and tracker?

NOT FABIAN FALLING AGAIN, and his idea was real good as well, but Ally yeeting the dice also a big mood

Lou's sass was so good I love im so much

only one person saving out of everyone is brutal why do dice currenntly hate them

Murph loosing it at Ally's saving throws being empty is so funny, and poor them gatting so defensive (also have they been doing it wrong this whole time then? has it never been written down? was is just a mistake on their season prep?)

Zac and Lou killed that look at me bit I'm sorry they are geniuses

I truly thought Brennan was gonna make this fight SO much easier and in many ways I get why he didn't but I'm not over it

Listen Murph is looking SO GOOD this season it legit distracted me for a few seconds I had to go back to understand what Brenan said about the van flipping I am a disaster queer through and through

this is so intense all of a sudden omgggg

Poor hangvan ily and know Gorgug will fix you tho

Oh no Kristen, but also the die deadass turned on them, sad vibes (also I miss good rolling Murph I know we had him for one ep but I loved him)

once again yeeting the dice is a mood and then the whole if i hit anyone bit, art tbh

AHHHHH that nat 1 followed by a nat 20 was magical, also Em is wearing the naddpod live shirt 😍 I was 110% with her tho I wanted Gorgug to get it so bad so that deception roll was EVERYTHING TO ME, Ayda claming Gorgug as the greatest wizard is legit one of my favorite things whenever they bring it up and support that theory my heart is so happy

Brenan just being like yes these npcs i made up for the media res are just for that they will die even if they don't

Zac has what healing thing? again not knowing enough about DnD makes me bad at knowing who can do what

shoutout to the two crew

listen this theme of exaustion specifically with school will end me like i cannot it hits too close

Moggy the doggy! we stan Adaine the little guys guy(gal?)

Did Cassandra text you? Nonstop

this flourish lacks flourish (me giving the finishing touches to art projects for university)

LISTEN Fig asking about first day of school outfit was literally Emily choosing violence omg I felt that deeply

I still have jump and i haven't used it so I'm just gonna... I love Zac

They all LOOSE IT at two more guys and I know it was mostly the players but honestly having an absolute laughing fit out of exaustion is another big mood and I felt both seen and called out (I have STROIES about this) and like it just fit the theme so well

there's two nat 1's, Lou's full discociated, Murph's loosing it, it's pure chaos for a bit but whoever did the closed captions? A+++ job

Kristen taking ths ice cream sandwich out and going to the hangman is gold (also I remember the pouch of ice cream sandwiches existing like I fully remeber Kristen usinf it before but i don't remeber when/where she gets it despite having just rewatched both freshman and sophomore years and it's bothering me)

I want the so tactical so late t-shirt

Fabian passed so I legit thought that was gonna work but you know what? it's funnier that it didn't

"I was a turncoat the whole time" is so funny for no reason, also Fabian babe, ily but like why do you wanna kiss a mirror it will not be enjoyable (also at this point Lou is either feeding into all the comp-het queer theories or is like the queer whisperer)

The father the son and the balthazar made me cackle

I have said this before in a post somewhere but while I get where Kristen is coming from so much like truly I'm right there with her but also I kinda hate how she's avoiding Cassandra but also I get it baby but also pls do better (or at least change tactics in odrer to to it lowkey unhealthily)

Fabian I promise you you can do better LMAO Riz, you are correct

Again to me Fig's hypothetical is like fighting words I'd be pissed and depressed

But also high school me would have loved a dance camp tbh (also to be able to dance in general rip my dancing dreams, taken away by a chronic issue and over protective parents)

"I think I do a really half hearted prayer of healling just because I don't.. trust you" I love Ally so much

ah yes the silliness is back but they are so tired

wanna stay at our place? we have so many beds

The entire ecaf bit was so good i cannot deal

Hallariel is saying Fabian's name more like the elves or am I tripping?

Gillear is slightly less pathetic! he won a cruise! oh and they are engaged, full step sibblings Fig and Fabian

also poor Fabian like he needs his parental figures here... Cathilda better stay or I'm personally gonna have words with Brennan, stop making them suffer they fuck up things alone

ALSOOO there is no way Gillear would not want to talk to Fig omg I'm fighting brennan again

Gillear luck... did Fig uncurse him by taking that deal and is she about to get his bad luck?

SKLONDA we stan

Brennan I swear to god this tiny goblin has saved the world three times what do you mean he cannot go to college I will fight you, this scene hit me so hard omg we were promised silliness not heart wrenching reality in my fantasy

I think Zac legitimately forgot the mirror didn't run away for like a second which makes it funnier but Fig IS just that good. 32 decepetion fool the character and the player

BRENAN what do you mean Zelda gave back his stuff this is DURING the seven where they are still TOGETHER I swear I will riot

Frosty fair mentioned twice it's connected to or the big thing this season

The Thistlespring are SO PRECIOUS

Jawbone and Sandra Lynn made a cake I can't deal, and it's belated birthdays omg the way I would cry

THE RAGH AND LYDIA ART IS SO GOOD

the justaposition of Emily's cackle and Ally's face to the dangers Fig and Kristen are dangerously and/or wildly close to being expell is so good

Lou choking on water at "we're allowed to fail a certain number of classes each semester" also real good treiler editing bc I thought that was 10000% connected to the you let your god die line that comes right before it on there

Fig's been multiclass since start of sophmore year, does she do warlock classes sometimes I wonder

I like that Jawbone is not judging here he's just like facts: you are failing and this is why, now we can see what we do about it

ouch that whole im swimming my head is liquid kristen thing felt dangerously close to me... I usually relate to gorgug and riz like i adore kristen but she's never me what is happening (this is not bad just me having like my 10th identity mini crisis this year)

THE AYDA ART she looks so bummed but so pretty.. but also Brenan I feel like I said I'll fight you a couple of times here but if we get no ayda I will fly to LA and fight you

I reached text limit will do a part two

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjr #riz gukgak #fabian aramais seacaster #kristen applebees #adaine o'shaughnessey #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth