#bahumia

[operationslipperypuppet]

just a topical audio edit for your fine whatever part of the day it is when you've happened upon this.

Transcript:

Audio from FHJY Episode 16: Untapped Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut. Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock. --- Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope. [Emily laughs] Jake: Oh my -

#naddpod #dimension 20 #not another dnd podcast #bahumia #baggin it with balnor #brian murphy #pendergreens #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy

[kyeree]

#Balnor is the 4th gender: Dad #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #moonshine cybin #hardwon surefoot #beverly toegold #bahumia #naddpod c1

[stone-stars]

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Marabelle: Dear Jolene, I'm leaving the crick. Not because I don't think you're gonna be a good Mee Maw, because, well, [sighs] I think you're gonna be a better one than I ever could've been, and… I can't handle that. Not right now. I'm... your older sister, and I'm-- I'm jealous. I'm bitter. Bitter that you're stronger than me, wiser than me, kinder than me-- I mean for Melora's sake I started a fight with you and you tried to shake my hand afterwards! Feel free to just tell me to piss off next time! I deserve it. I wish I could say this to your face, but I'm just… I'm not ready. I'm sorry for everything. We'll talk when I get back. I love you. Tell Cobb not to get his trousers in a tangle, I won't be long. Murph: Love, Marabelle

#naddpod #bahumia #marabelle cybin #this ruins me. forever. #do you ever think about how if this had been delivered. so much would've been different. #naddclips

[brionbroadway]

didn't realize naddpod would stress me out the most by having bev go into a cave with a boy who's not erlin

#naddpod #bahumia

[emiko-matsui]

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #brian murphy #emily axford #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner #8 bit book club #bahumia #trinyvale #eldermourne #ba2mia #and yes i know theyre not technically a throuple its just murph and emily that are a couple but if the intro to your podcast is 'my life #slash comedy partner my wife and my other life slash comedy partner caldwell' im calling you a throuple

[yoursonlucifer]

the thing about emily axford as a player is that she rolls fine but whoo boy does she know how to play. theres a couple posts on here about murphs bad luck rolling vs emily "being able to roll a nat 20 on command," but that's just not true. emily rolls pretty middling, but she's very good at strategy, more often than not meaning that she is able to add buffs to rolls or have them work out even if she doesn't roll Great; we gotta give credit where credit is due, which is to emily's strategy and not to her rolls

#ive listened to too much naddpod to pretend that emily rolls good #ive listened to c1 three times #fhsy an untold number of times #the episode she kisses ayda is nonstop 11s and 12s #emily rolled the least crits out of anyone in fantasy high #its not her rolls-it's her brain! she's incredible! #naddpod #dimension 20 #emily axford #brian murphy #fantasy high #bahumia #tag for when i write posts #im also on round 3 of eldermourne

[cntbtchthevapegod]

Emily Axford playing guitar and leading Carnegie hall in sing-along of “One Big Bed” at the end of the 5th aniversary show

Sorry for the low quality on this photo (I was up in the balcony)

#emily axford #brian murphy #naddpod #caldwell tanner #jake hurwitz #hardwon surefoot #beverly toegold #moonshine cybin #one big bed #calliope petrichor #sol bufo #calder kilde #onyx lumiere #nyack of the ranafor #jens lyndelle #trinyvale #bahumia #bahumia2 #eldermourne

[whamber]

dirty daddy origins

#naddpod #jolene the green #lucanus aer'tea #joluc #jolene cybin #not another dnd podcast #bahumia #my art

[thesaturdayb0y]

i’m rewatching the unsleeping city and got to the scene where sofia finds out the truth about dale

#okay here we go lol #*deep inhale* #dimension 20 #fantasy high #the unsleeping city #a crown of candy #a court of fey and flowers #a starstruck odyssey #naddpod #bahumia #trinyvale #eldermourne #ba2mia

[sideblogdotjpeg]

moonshine and her meemaw n peepaw

#naddpod #moonshine cybin #jolene the green #meemaw #lucanus aer'tea #bahumia #posts by me dot com #inspired by i wanted to give lucanus buck tooth

[operationslipperypuppet]

do Not think about beverly toegold iv/gowan kilde parallels. don’t do it.

#han and i are having a good one #naddpod #ba2mia #not another dnd podcast #bahumia #beverly toegold iv #gowan kilde

[kickmuncher3]

Emily Axford’s PCs Ranked by How Likely They Are To Have Worn Crocs:

There was discussion on a recent short rest about which of Emily’s PCs are most likely to wear crocs, so I humbly present my findings:

1. Brenda Elizabeth: 100% canonical that she wears crocs. She is even wearing crocs in her canon artwork. God bless you Zac Oyama.

2. Tarragon Snakeroot: Also 100% canonical that she wears crocs, but the DM is being a little punk about it. Regardless of whether or not Murph thinks crocs exist in Eldermourne, if Emily says she’s wearing crocs, she’s wearing crocs.

3. Sophia Lee: A human living on present day earth. I’m certain she’s worn crocs around her place on Staten Island.

4. Chirp Featherfowl: Lives in the Feywild, but has a wife and child on present day earth. Has definitely tried on her wife’s crocs. Loves the novelty of them.

5. Ylfa Snorgelsson: Same voice as Brenda Elizabeth, so she’s already croc-coded. Plus, due to multiversal shenanigans, it’s almost guaranteed that there exists a version of her who’s worn crocs.

6. Onyx Lumiere: I don’t remember if crocs have been confirmed as canon in Trinyvale, but they definitely are. If Onyx didn’t already own a pair of pastel crocs, she’s surely looted a pair from someone she’s killed.

7. Fia Boginya: Crocs are not necessarily her style, but she lives in Eldermourne, so she’s had ample opportunity to wear them.

8. Brimstone Billy: Also, lives in Eldermourne, but I’m not sure if crocs have made their way to Endoterra yet.

9. Sundry Sidney: Technically exists in our future, but crocs are probably ancient relics in her time. Even if she could get her hands on a pair, she wouldn’t be able to get them on over her permanent roller skates.

10. Fig Faeth: I’m gonna say that crocs probably exist in Solace, but Fig was too preppy to wear them as a kid and is too punk to wear them now.

11. Moonshine Cybin: I’ll throw Murph a bone and say that crocs don’t exist in Bahumia, but if they did, I bet Moonshine would wear them. If a crick elf was gonna wear shoes, they’d probably wear crocs.

12. Calliope Petrichor: Again, no crocs in Bahumia, but even extra no crocs in the Feywild. Furthermore, they aren’t really the shoes of choice for either crime families or knights. No crocs for Calli.

13. Saccharina Frostwhip: Calorum is the setting least likely to contain crocs. It’s such a classic medieval fantasy world. That said, growing up poorer than the other PCs makes Saccharina the most likely A Crown of Candy character to have worn crocs.

14. Jet Rocks: By far the least likely Axford character to have worn crocs. Spent her short life growing up royal in a lavish castle with dreams of becoming a military commander in a world where crocs absolutely do not exist in the first place. Case closed.

#emily axford #naddpod #dimension 20 #the rotating heroes podcast #fantasy high #a crown of candy #a starstruck odyssey #a court of fey and flowers #the unsleeping city #neverafter #eldermourne #bahumia #ba2mia #trinyvale #short rest

[littlebearwithlittlebrain]

“A bunch of cowards and the bravest little girl in the world.” - Neverafter, Ep. 3, about Ylfa Snorgelsson

“The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor. What an injustice." - NADDPOD, Ep, 97, about Beverley Toegold V

Something something about children being forced to grow up faster than they deserved because the powerful people around them aren’t doing enough. Gonna go cry thanks.

#not another dnd podcast #dnd show #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #naddpod #beverly toegold v #ylfa snorgelsson #dimension 20 #d20 neverafter #neverafter spoilers #neverafter #naddpod spoilers #bahumia #emily axford #caldwell tanner

[figsbass]

on hardwon and moonshine. alternatively titled: on love vs. time

1. war of the foxes, richard siken 2. love & misadventure, lang leav 3. this is how you lose the time war, amal el-mohtar and max gladstone 4. dialogues on love, sue zhao 5. nothing gold can stay, robert frost 6. soft in the middle, shelby eileen 7. love letters or suicide notes, doc luben

#good morning guys #hope this ruins your day ❤️ #naddpod #moonshine cybin #hardwon surefoot #hardshine #web weaving #bahumia

[emiko-matsui]

the two ends of the dm spectrum are brian murph murphy (emily jokes that pawpaw takes the dagger for gemma and he stands up and shouts EMILY AXFORD HOW DARE YOU) and brennan lee mulligan (zac pets ox on the middle of the fight and brennan stands up, makes eye contact with the camera and goes I'm gonna kill that dog)

#dimension 20 #d20 #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan #ox d20 #pawpaw #ricky matsui #moonshine cybin #zac oyama #emily axford #bahumia #the unsleeping city

[moon-warlock]

General Jaina Bronzebeard

#Naddpod #fanart #jaina bronzebeard #I love her but I hate drawing armor whyyyy #ba2umia #bahumia #first drawing in a while woooo #id in alt text