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you know I should've had "misha collins outs a straight person as bisexual on accident" on my bingo card but somehow I didn't

#misha collins #spn #supernatural #jensen ackles #jackles #destiel

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The Deja Vu episode of Game Changer is just Sam Reich figuring out how many Chekov’s guns he can have locked and loaded at once

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house's ability to sense when wilson is speaking to anyone attractive. house spying on wilson while wilson talks to literally anyone else. house ignoring his dying patients because wilson is paying someone else attention.

house is so normal about wilson.

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as soon as i get drawtectives season three i am going to be insufferable. just their re designs alone will keep me fed for weeks. you're tell me i get the old butch of all time back on my screen? with her dolly parton but buffer wife? and their three adopted but also polycule children and their child who is a 43 year old man? BACK ON MY SCREEN, AT SOME POINT??? AND THERES GONNA BE A MYSTERY AND MAYBE DRAWING-

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any one of them could have beat him to death in this moment and it would have been justified

#i don't remember this moment but i do know youre right

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save me podium inspector… podium inspector save me

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truly no greater sense of unreality than my internet lagging in the middle of the episode and my first thought being that somehow dropout had programmed the episode so that it could never be finished.

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I have finals and my brain is only “everybody do the wenis- the wenis is a dance.”

#sam do i get real life extra credit for knowing it in advance or

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I've been awake far too long (thirty minutes)

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sometimes you have to survive a stressful few days by telling yourself it'll be over in a few days and then only doing 70% of your work

#on a related note i am sick

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Yes I'm still in the time loop. No, I haven't tried anything to get out of it. Yes, I'm just following instructions and hoping it will end some day. Sorry I have to go it's time to do the wenis again.

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

#i have resting 'i work here' face which is interesting because i certainly FEEL like i look confused and lost every time im in public #sir id love to help but i dont work here and i dont know where the paint is

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its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨

#i eat one thing at a time starting eith whatever i like best. what if i get full? what if i get grossed out? what if i choke and die? #meals are too uncertain to not immediately eat the good things. plus i am a procrastinator in everything forever

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#trick question theyre all losers

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A world all my own…

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