Oh my gods the MH community on Instagram is so insanely negative and toxic like how the fuck can you be THAT gross of a person to be all “ruined my childhood” “what the fuck is this” “stop-“ under every single g3 related post.
G3 AIN’T FOR YOU!!! IT’S FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF KIDS!!! Can the OG now adult fans still consume G3? Of course they can. But we aren’t the target audience anymore. We’re grown ass adults and some of y’all are acting like literal toddlers throwing a tantrum because what? Lagoona is a different colour? The characters actually look their age and not 18? Your ship between two teenagers isn’t canon?This is a KIDS FASHION DOLL FRANCHISE not a fucking goth high school drama.
If you don’t like G3, that’s fine. Now shut up and let the kids enjoy things. I’m so sick of seeing bitchy adults punching down on literal kids (and other adults that can actually accept change and seperate G1 from G3). KEEP YOUR NASTY ASS NEGATIVE ASS HATEFUL ASS TOXIC ASS COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.
Ffs can y’all be nice for like two seconds? Did y’all miss the entire point of monster high? You know accepting flaws and spreading positivity and diversity? Your childhood isn’t ruined by g3 your childhood is ruined by your own inability to accept you’re an adult and things change now.
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Lore from the Live Action Movie
- The only native snake species to Monster High’s ecosystem is a giant swamp viper but they’re 40 feet long “and tend to bite your head off if you get too close”
- Monster High was built in 1071 to be a safe place for all monsters to be their true selves.
- Frankie’s brain is made up of parts from Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, Plato, Elizabeth Feinler, and Alan Turing. Their heart is from a fisherman named Earl. Their spleen is from Shakespeare. Their thigh is from their uncle, Phil Hermiton. Their hand is from Frida Kahlo.
- There was a war in 1320, dubbed “The Great War,” which was significant enough to be studied in Monster History Class.
- There is a book called A Tale of Two Coffins, an allusion to the Charles Dickens book, A Tale of Two Cities.
- Vampires have been at war with witches for centuries.
- The Monster High mascot is the Demons.
- There were many centuries of conflict between dragons and monsters prior to 1375, when the Dragon Treaty of 1375 was created. Causes of conflict between dragons and other monsters: language barriers & no means of communication with remote dragon groups, food scarcity during the middle ages, expansion of human territories forcing dragons to leave their hunting grounds, differing hierarchal systems.
- Dracula, Selena Wolf (Clawdeen’s mom), and Eddy Hyde were all apparently friends prior to Hyde’s half-human heritage being revealed.
- There are nocturnal students who attend night classes at Monster High.
- Zombies (or, at least, Ghoulia) sleep in graveyards, in graves.
- There are students/monsters who eat limbs, like the ones taken from the Monster Biology lab.
- The school is alive. It can respond to questions about where places are, create warnings on the walls made of blood, and decorate dorm rooms for students.
- There are monster-specific snacks, available in the vending machine at Monster High. These include: Stein’s root beer (mascot is a caricature of Victor Frankenstein’s monster, aka Frankie’s dad. The tagline is “It’s electric!” and apparently it is “chunky and delicious,” according to the advertisement), Sour Boos, Sour Gnomes, Ghostitos potato chips (available in both Swamp Water and Brain (?) flavors), Banshee Bites, Stuffed Newt Eyeballs, Full Moon Pie, and Choco-claws.
- Hyde kept meticulous lab journals, all written in code and marked by his signature “clasped hands”.
- In her mortal life, Cleo studied with Heka, god of magic and medicine, and can recognize an incantation that’s in front of her.
- Terrifying Trigonometry is the name of one of the school textbooks and, presumably, the name of one of the classes.
- In the monster world, football is played with a real foot, and after the game the foot is eaten.
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Valentine is actually really good at painting. He loves oil paints and he paints delicate, calm landscapes. He hides them in a room in his house where his mother doesn’t go.
Spelldon’s hands shake too much to hold the brush. But he is a sketcher through and through and makes thick, messy graphite lines look sharp and elegant. He can’t draw anything but people, and Valentine is his favorite muse
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TW// SPOILERS FOR MH THE MOVIE 2
After watching the second Monster High movie I have one main veredict and that is Toralei and Clawdeen are never beating the "historians will call them best friends" allegations
Toralei tracing clawdeen's wraith silver scar while saying "We're werecreatures wolf, we share a moon" EXCUSE ME- YOUR HONOR THEY ARE IN LOVE
...also seriously not how our story goes is so gay like Draculaura and Clawdeen are neither beating the roommates allegations (and draculaura still remains the best dressed Ghoul in the entire franchise)
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