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jinogasux-fr · 2 years

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tfw you find a good dragon but the eyes don’t match

#jin posts #fr #flightrising #flight rising #fr shitposting #fr shitpost #fr meme #funny #honorary mention: steampunk goggles #monocles #halfmask (on some breeds)#those arctic climber goggles i forgot the name #guises and cowls #that one bamboo hat

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dndtreasury · 11 months

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Detective's Monocle by Griffon's Saddlebag

#griffon's saddlebag #detective's #monocle #monocles #rare #magic items #tools #vision #sight #perception #investigation #time

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gaasubap · 1 year

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Lenseless monocles/glasses made from egg carton. Works for any prescription

- Remove one cup from the carton

- Shape edges for comfort

- Poke a hole into the center of the cup with a needle

- Hold cup to eye and look through hole

Poking multiple holes gives better periferal vision but causes a kind of kaleidoscope effect.

You may need to wiggle the needle to widen the hole, but be careful not to make the hole too big or it won't work.

(I also think it could be a good way to save money on vision tests. Just "better or worse" yourself and your kids now and then)

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jokingluna · 2 years

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#Princess Luna #Princess Celestia #hurricanes #monocles #joke

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rizzemwiththetism · 2 months

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Who invented monocles like ah yes I want to see but only out of ONE eye

#monocles #funny #they were used by lesbians tho and I respect that

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

#they are the ballers in the hotel in my opinion #also it just didn’t look right when alastor didn’t have his monocle #and his ass would play ball with a monocle like let’s be for real please #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #Vaggie #Lucifer #husk #my doods

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slack-wise · 4 months

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#dapper #cow #cows #animals #drawings #moustaches #bow ties #monocle #monocles

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nouverx · 3 months

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WIP of something I'm working on lately 👀 my favourite stressed Alastor expressions eheh I love bullying the deer man

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #wip #medibang #yes I forgot his monocle again and when I realized it it was too late lol #the lack of art those last few days is because of this bad boy I'm working on #it's pretty big #what got Alastor so stressed? I wonder 👀

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cartoonlover826 · 3 months

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I made another

#hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #If you saw the OG post without monocle no you didn't

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ivhp41fnv1ao5 · 1 year

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#forcer #slat-back #gaziantep #filariids #cloudlike #enfaced #preliable #galv #vandyked #inanga #onychosis #redispatch #civilising #Kung #Azan #monocles #machinist #ta-zaung #redream #heterochronic

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chubs-deuce · 4 months

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unstoppable force vs immovable object is one of my favorite dynamics

#I am a secret third thing: I can make them kiss #also this reads a little out of order bc the meme format doesn't sound right otherwise but the first sentence is charlie the second is Al #charlastor #radiobelle #hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #fanart #sketch #my art #art #digital art #just realized right after posting that I forgot his monocle again- whatever it's not like he looks consistent in my style anyways lol

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wizzard890 · 2 years

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So there’s a trend that I absolutely hate in online discussions of (non-satirical) genre, particularly genre that’s influenced by the gothic. This trend makes my eyes roll back in my head until I can see through my own skull. It makes me want to bite a car in half. It makes me want to step into the jellyfish tank at the New York Aquarium and beg for the sweet sweet annihilation of a thousand stings.

I call this trend: Oh Just Be Sensible, and it goes like this:

“Why do vampires always end up covered in blood when they feed, I don’t spill soup all down the front of my shirt when I eat dinner. Real toddler energy.”

“Why do people always cut their hands to swear oaths, everyone knows it would hurt way less on the [insert body part with fewer nerve endings]”

“Vampires shouldn’t be feeding from people’s wrists, it damages the tendons, if doctors don’t take your blood from your wrist, vampires shouldn’t either! No one will be able to flex their fingers the next day.”

(This comes up a lot with vampires, I mention, as I stride purposefully into the glistening mass of jellyfish.)

There are direct answers for some of these when it comes to the practical visual language of a particular medium (for example, you cut your hand on stage / on set because you can hold a blood pack in there, and even if you don’t have an effect, the gesture and its purpose can be discerned from the nosebleeds) but what really gets me is how thematically boneheaded this sort of observation is.

Like, let’s go down the list here.

Why do vampires end up covered in their victims’ blood? Well Scoob, do you think it could maybe have something to do with their bestial, inhuman nature? Or with the erotic and sensual abandon with which they can approach violence, now that they’re untethered from human morals?

Why do people cut their hands to swear oaths? Aside from what I mentioned above, do you think maybe it’s because it adds a layer of gravity to see two people swearing an oath to one another with blood dripping from their clasped hands? Do you think it’s maybe to evoke a unity of body, something greater and more primal than a unity of word? Or maybe to remind us of the dire consequences of breaking a blood oath?

Why are authors having vampires feed from people’s wrists if it damages their tendons? Damn, maybe that’s because it’s where the pulse is. You know, the pulse? The heartblood, the thing that races when you’re scared or turned on or both? The thing that stutters when you’re close to death and could, should the author choose, ring in the vampire’s ears like a chime or a great pounding thunderclap. Maybe in a story about undead beings who drink blood, we can sacrifice a bit of sensible reality in order to enforce the emotion and thematic heft of a scene?

Images like these communicate what is happening between two characters, not just the events that are transpiring! No one making stories forgot to consider ~sensible~ little observations, because it would be absolutely inane to consider an observation with the creative value of a wet paper towel. This stuff is part of our visual language for a reason! Themes also need to be communicated!

God, like, okay, I’m exhausted and the aquarium staff keeps yelling at me when they find me here, but let me just wrap up by saying that relationships, character and meaning are expressed in so many ways beyond dialogue or internal monologue, and those expressions are so rarely sensible.

(Also all this shit looks cool as hell, do you really want your protagonists swearing to die for one another by dabbing their slightly bleeding elbows together, grow up.)

#me: don't make me tap the sign #sign: fun allowed #(thematic clarity and character relationships should trump sensible realism every time)#(realism is fine! but monocle popping smirky little 'hmm I think dan brown was an idiot' smugness is just....bad!)#(it's bad and it makes for bad writing!)#my thoughts about books

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dndtreasury · 1 year

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Party Monocles