pondering my Primary Gene: Orb
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Can't wait for the new ancient to drop so I can immediately draw mine as the "stupid man thing, I'm fucking ballin"
But for now,
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This post got me thinking… What if the deities could arbitrarily censor dragon speech.
Look, I KNOW this is a bad faith interpretation of site mechanics, but please consider: it’s very funny.
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Beloved pet game flight rising tumblr niche is ecologically threatened by French speakers and those who use FR as “for real”
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the silly! what a scary guy, certainly a danger to you [and your fingers]
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tfw the new achievements system goes live but you've been around since the old one was still in place
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notn advice for newbies!!
everything is gonna be really hectic at first!!
so stay put and try not to panic— everyone else can smell the cowardice emanating from your pathetic, quivering body!
you may not make it! in fact, you probably will not make it.
every bone in your body will be tested, continuously undergoing a cycle of breaking and mending, across the span of hundreds of thousands of lifetimes, within a matter of a weeks.
so make sure to keep stretching those wrists!!
the voice telling you to hatch eggs can not be classified as right or wrong, good or bad, or any other useless mortal dichotomy, because it does not abide to "our" rules of logic or morality! it does have rules of its own, though, so watch out!
remember, it's not called "night" of the nocturne for nothing— nights are the most dangerous time of all!
there is no hope of salvation! prayers will not save you, for when the nocturnes come, they do not discriminate between the blasphemous and the faithful.
ok guys have fun out there!! especially all you first timers ^v^!! personally I can't wait to get some more eggs, even if the nocturnes gnawing endlessly on my liver are a little much LOL
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