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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

#I've been thinking about this non stop for weeks

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Bastian is like "baby I am a cartographer upon the sea of your mysteries and also I no longer need the crusts cut off my sandwiches, (the sandwich is our marriage), I am hip to your sorcery bong, let's plan imperial conquest of all the spheres, yea, even unto God's throne, As A Couple."

Bellefleur has been experimenting (at her husband's request) with "sharing her plans while they are still unfolding, instead of several months later" and "letting him know if she thinks there is a better choice between multiple options, instead of incepting the right idea into him and then vanishing in a haze of mist" and "just telling him when she thinks he's being an idiot, rather than leadingly suggesting he meditate on the topic with one of his smart friends and then peacing out to hit the bong in her secret sorcery atelier"

#he was recently sort of harrowed by the idea that he didn't actually Know her and so made the very vulnerable request that she Let Him In #and he has gotten to see his fairy wife in so many new guises #and while inspired and fascinated and more than a little turned on at what has been revealed #he also finds it incredibly charming when she checks in with him to be like “bastian.....is this thought something I should tell you now” #“as a wife?” #and he's like “well it wouldn't be a huge deal but I do so love collaboration and also you” #heretic

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'jeans + shorts, sneakers + platform sandals, london 1970' in pants: a history afoot - laurence benaïm (2001)

#perfect #and I bless you: more life

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Maison Margiela couture spring/summer 2024 Design: John Galliano

#I like this show but fucking cowardly to add fake bush #I Just Think It's Funny that an industry that pushes a smooth prepubescent ideal will dabble in body hair for aesthetics but nothing more #let the girls do it RIGHT #clothes clothes clothes

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John William Waterhouse. 1896. Hylas and the Nymphs details.

#I love this painting more than my own life #I've been obsessed with it since I was eleven years old #this is it this is my art tag #I will carry you home in my teeth

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wait you have TWO cats? i thought it was just eddie the potato. very cute, both of them <3

Oh no, Roswell is my little angel, my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my darling infanta, and I love her like I love no living creature on this earth or above it.

#light of my life and five am bane of my existence #replies

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#me and my wife

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#parallels BLACK SAILS (2014—2017) Chapter XI

#mlm + wlw supremecy #black sails

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His love language is emotional manipulation

#the best thing is that the person anders emotionally manipulates most is himself #this art is hellacious and upsetting #I love it #that's the whole story

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Evgeny Sergeev - Eifman Ballet - photo by  Karina Romanova • Фотограф СПБ

#people who are gorgeous

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#I don't qualify characters as “comfort characters” but my man is literally a terrorist

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Aron Wiesenfeld: The Pond (2023)

#the wood the wood #heretic

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NEW VERSION. :)

#there is only one answer to this #“my brother my captain my king” changed lives

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what we really need to drill down on here is whether or not an octopus is intelligent enough to consent to a sexual encounter

and if not how can we change that

#we would never have reached the moon with this kind of defeatism

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

#lord I see what you have done for others

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

#ARIA HAS TO DO THIS A DOZEN TIMES EVERY DAY #baby I'm sorry you married a beautiful but easily-startled horse #wife tag

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fuck it. post gustave doré octopus blowjob

#if there is one thing that unites humanity throughout history it is seeing an octopus and going “haha and then what”