#mo has class

[demonicfarmer69]

in lan xichen's defense, i wouldnt be able to pay attention during jiang cheng's classes either 🤭

#jiang cheng #lan xichen #mdzs #xicheng #mo dao zu shi #new art for the first time in forever #my default outfit for jc is always a maxi pencil skirt and a turtle neck #its the ultimate milf-jiujiu combo #lxc has the hots for his laoshi and so do i #jc is the strict teacher whose classes everyone hates but lxc loves....to everyones confusion!! #cough i wonder why cough #canon jc

[attapullman]

your punctuation is all over the place. choose a style and stick with it

so you aren't captivated and impressed by my lack of consistency?

Gee, what a disappointment. That must be so hard for you.

LUCKILY THERE'S A WHOLE INTERNET WHO DOESN'T MIND ME TYPING HOWEVER I'M FEELING IN THE MOMENT

#it mostly has to do with what device i'm typing on #i was a journalism major who literally had to get an A in a punctuation/grammar class to graduate #so eat shorts nonny! #letters to mo #haters gonna hate and i'm gonna shake it off

[softsinnamonart]

i got absolutely bodied and ate up by my anatomy exam. that shit left me on the floor bleeding. i think i actually might’ve failed the class, we shall see

#small life update #life is still fucked for me sorry guys #life update #life upd8 #exams #exam season #fuck anatomy class #the fucking nervous system unit has too much content #i didn’t know anything #my anatomy exam was a guessing game #i did ennie minnie miny mo for some questions no joke

[lizhly-writes]

hoooo okay, i’ve learned one thing and that thing is i can absolutely be counted upon to write a tumblr post when i should be doing something else.  it’s like a terrible, terrible treat for me. 

today’s procrastination tumblr post: a mdzs au, because man have i been lost in the sauce.

so.  let’s start with mo xuanyu. 

mo xuanyu and his cultivation skills: well, they can’t have been very good, if he’s still here at his shitty aunt’s place, could they. if he was good, he could have taken off to be a rogue cultivator; if he was good, he could at least stop his cousin from so badly beating the shit out of him.  his life has gotten fucked six ways to sunday and maybe it’s depression and maybe it’s madness and maybe it’s helplessness in the face of an inevitable march to failure, but either fucking way?  he can’t do shit about it.

but you don’t need to be good at cultivation to be good at demonic cultivation.  is he good at demonic cultivation?  irrelevant.  doesn’t matter.  all he needs to be is good at one thing; all he needs is a steady hand and a supply of blood, and he’ll wring out every drop of it, everything he has for this one ritual.  he sinks his fingers in his own resentment and drags it out, shoves it in every carefully painted stroke on the ground.

that beautifully nightmarish array he’s drawn out?  he lights that fucker up.

it fucking kills him.

good.  correct.  this is only right. this is the expected outcome.

except it isn’t, because after that he opens his eyes.

it takes him years to truly comprehend exactly how he’s fucked up.  this is not because he is stupid; this is because he’s a baby.  his brain doesn’t have enough storage, enough processing power, enough focus.  you know how it is.

that’s right.  mo xuanyu is reincarnated.

this isn’t what he wanted, and once the full force of exactly what has happened to him hits him, he bursts out crying.  great heaving sobs like his heart’s been torn out, like the world’s wronged him.  a child’s body isn’t good at emotional regulation.  you know how it is.

he is quickly found, quickly held, quickly soothed, because in this life, he is not an unwanted bastard.  he is a child born of love; his mother presses kisses to his forehead and his father sings him lullabies, and it has been a long time since he has been this warm.

he thinks of the revenge he was aiming for.  did he successfully summon the yiling patriarch?  no way to know for sure whether this reincarnation of his was an intended side effect or a fuckup of such monumental proportions that literally all it did was kill him.

that said: it’s not like he can do anything about it, because he’s a literal fucking child.  an unusually intelligent child, because he has the memories of an adult man, but a child, nonetheless.  he has to set aside revenge for now. key words: for now.  we can’t forget this is the guy who fully intended to sacrifice his own soul to kill his family super fucking hard. it takes a certain amount of resolve to do that, and that can’t be so easily brushed away.

but for now, he is a wanted child, held carefully close, to be protected and cherished.  his mother tells him that he takes after his father, with his quiet, serious nature; his father tells him that he takes after his mother, with his intelligence and cleverness.  he makes new memories, full of laughter and life and light. he is loved.  there is so much love that he feels drunk with it.

this is perhaps the happiest he’s ever been. the future looks so wonderful, so bright.

so of course, it doesn’t last.

his father dies and his mother dies and mo xuanyu ends up on the streets, and this is worse, this is worse than his old life, this is exactly the fate he was trying to avoid back when everyone called him mo xuanyu, except now he’s a little kid and he can’t do shit.

at least he’s not being cursed at and run off for being cutsleeve lunatic.  it’s such a little thing, though.  is it worth it?  is it worth living?

not at all.

but his mother.  his father.  they wanted him to live well, they wanted him to live happily.  even if he can’t accomplish that much... he should at least make the attempt, shouldn’t he?

(and doesn’t he want to see if he managed to summon the yiling patriarch after all?  doesn’t he want to see if the mo family all died in the end?)

so he tries.  he tries and he tries and he tries.  what’s the best way to get food?  who can he steal from to get what he needs?  who does he need to run from, who can he run to? 

if he cries just right, if he laughs just right, if he smiles just right, if he lives for just long enough --

he gets good at it.  the right kind of demeanor, just the right kind of pitiful face to get coins thrown in his begging bowl.  one day he gets it perfect, he gets more coin in one throw than ever before from a rich man, and he thinks: I’m going to eat big tonight.

“thanking honored sir for his generosity!” he says, making sure to look the right kind of grateful, the right kind of pathetic.

the rich man smiles back at him.  “it’s nothing,” he says. and then: “what’s your name?”

it’s a bit of an odd question.  no one has wanted to know mo xuanyu’s name for a while. still, there’s no harm in giving it, so mo xuanyu goes to answer.

do you know what name i’m going to put in his mouth?  for all that he still half-thinks of himself as mo xuanyu, his loved mother and father gave him a name, too.

“i’m wei ying!”

#mdzs #modao zushi #mo xuanyu #mxy #liz rants #everything #mo xuanyu should have paid more attention in history class #hey has anyone written this idea before? #it feels like it's probably been written before

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 1 Part 29 Group 144

Propaganda and further images under the cut

Counter: So Mun, Ga Mo-Tak, Do Ha-Na, Chu Mae-Ok

Submissions are now closed!

Willie Lewis, Billy Bennett, Marcus Lopez Arguello, Petra, Maria Salazar, Saya Kuroki & Lex Miller:

Their relationships are different in the comics and the movie but they're really interesting in both

Counter:

I haven't even finished the series yet, but the found family vibes are off the charts.

#tumblr polls #poll #polls #tournament poll #found family #found family tournament 2023 #tumblr tournament #tournament #Willie Lewis #Billy Bennett #Marcus Lopez Arguello #Petra #Maria Salazar #Saya Kuroki #Lex Miller #Deadly Class #So Mun #Ga Mo-Tak #Do Ha-Na #Chu Mae-Ok #Counter #The Uncanny Counter

[rosiedoestumblr]

Listen, I'm telling you all of this is setting the stage for a fucking mini-When We Were Decaydance fest.

All of this is fucking market research.

#tourdust #bandom #pete wentz ain't passing up an opportunity #patrick is in love with everyone #trohman has his mo-joe back #and hurley will do anything for funsies #the rest is just cult trickery #and cash #decaydance #fall out boy #the academy is... #gym class heroes #cobra starship #midtown

[arberxhekaj]

all this discussion about cole’s contract negotiations and what people want him to get (8x8, 7x8, etc) just makes me sick about the disgusting amount of money in men’s pro sports. hockey is FAR from the worst offender here but i can’t think of any reason any person should make more than 250,000$ per year

#not to mention how a lot of pro female athletes make about as much as i do! which isn’t much! #cole caufield is great and all but there’s no reason for him to make several million per year #or any of them #and the comments from ppl saying he has to get a high enough salary to compensate for qc income tax 🤢🤢 #like first of all afaik hockey players don’t pay provincial tax the way regular ass people do #and second even if they did they should be paying MORE quite frankly #maybe then i wouldn’t have to put 30% of my meagrely income towards taxes #plus another 40% of that goes towards rent 🙃 #salty working class queb over here don’t mind me #i love hockey i love sports but the money is unconscionable #stfu mo

[d-lissa]

2ha book 2 (7S) - Ending

I swear this story is gonna ake me violent. I never was one to punch walls and other over dramatic gestures in dismay, but I sure am close to that point. For now, I am just pulling at my hair real hard and trying to keep myself from crying.

The FUCK you mean he forgot once again ?? I am so done with that fucking story. There was SO MUCH progress, why are you doing this to me you heartless story I just want Mo Ran and Chu Wanning to get along for once in their fucking life, who the fuck is that asshole other reincarnator and WHY IS EVERYONE PUSHING FOR MO RAN TO BE IN LOVE WITH SHI MEI ????

(By the way, I feel sooooo validated right now, I knew Shi Mei was shady as fuck, but whatever, this is just too frustrating.)

He doesn't actually CARE about Shi Mei, take him out of Mo Ran's sight for more than a few days and Mo Ran will forget about him ! I just ... Urgh.

Anyway, Shi Mei probably drugged his wontons with that infatuation pills thing (there WAS a mention of a love spell being in use so like ... You know. Thanks Wanning for your stellar no bullshit attitude, I am 120% sure that the victim of said spell is Mo Ran) and in his last life, Mo Ran was probably also drugged with the Love Pill that gives the victim an obsession 10 years long, which, no big deal I guess. Urgh. I am sick and tired and I am going to bite someone.

As there isn't anyone around, I will have to just do with biting myself. Anyway, the pain of book 1 is almost done right ? Not the official translation, the actual books. I am on chapter 89 and book 1 ends before the hundredth chapter, I think ? Please tell me he will have gotten over Shi Mei by then, I am begging you, I am so close to ending up bald. Or with a concussion from how much I am knocking my head into the table due to sheer exasperation.

#2ha #tanxian jun #mo ran #chu wanning #shi mei #Anyway #yes i am enjoying myself but also this is the most aggravating shit ever #still on my shi mei is sus agenda and i am rocking this shit #i am pratically sure that he's the one behind the fake goushi but also probably not #and it's more like people who has an invested interest in keeping mo ran chained down by his obsession i guess #ooooh maybe shi mei works for them ? #maybe it was the plan all along and his death in the last life was premedited ? #could be #anyway chu wanning is great and i love him and i still think he needs anger management classes but he's getting better so there's that #i love how he's like ... the base #everyone is compared to him to decide whether or not they're strong #i love me a strong love interest #boss as fuck indeed tanxian jun boss as fuck in-fucking-deed #i still really want mo ran to get bugui back somehow #he loved his sword dammit #and he wasn't full of rage and despair when he got it the first time right ? #since it was before shi mei lost his life #also is it just me or does mo ran has an incredibly skewed memory ? like sometimes he just remembers stuff without noticing it wasn't THERE #before he remembered at that very moment. it is annoying. but also interesting why is his memory like that ?? #and why was he so different as tanxian jun ? was he like drugged once again with some anger pill or something ? #poor man more drugs than food in his life it seems #tho considering how eagerly he violates his shizun without his consent he probably always had that i guess #goddamn this guy is a fucking mess i love him

[holding-infinity-and-a-book]

i love ishu cause I came here to rant abour one (1) topic and they had rhe same shit going on

#anyway. #kid with 210 on 720 gets into gujarats top medical college #My senior with 676 doesn't by one (1) person #kid with 210 was in aakash distance learning AND our private tuitions #The bio classes itself cost 64000 a year #Chem physics combined are 80000 #Youre gonna tell me this bitch needs a reservation??? #Shithead who bunks classes to visit fucking Greece in the middle of a pandemic #Gets in on reservation #And the people who work their asses off gor years dont #Fun. Fucking fun. #And then people arw surprised by the quality of doctors we're producing #Like #My aunt (college prof) told mumma how they're forced to pass everyone #Esp reserved seat kids #AND THOSE ARE TBE KIDS WHO FAIL #and that what kidna doctors will they go to now #Amd it's mo fucking surprise most people who have tje means go and settle abroad #You cant call us deshdrohi the desh has fucking done nothing for us #fucking revise the reservation quota #Si it's not 64% fir the minority #And 36% for the remaining 12 lakh #do not fucking pick a fight with me on this

[picavecalyx]

.

#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit #the real brainrot is little silva and xerosic's malamar #JDJFNFNFJDNFNSNDMS #squid mom squid mom squid mo #my head's starting to hurt im sleeping too much agh #lays on the ground #new professor for this coming class ebcause our last one got fired....with 3 weeks left of the semester.....JDJDJDJSNDNS #</3 #ill be on discord!!! if anyone wants to chat!

[fly-sky-high-09]

Ah yes, autumn. AKA the "time when stinkbugs are trying to get inside and freeload for the winter"

They're so stupid (affectionate) and confused and don't know where they are are half the time like... Same but please stay outside

#sky rambles #every day at least one stumbles inside even if the windows aren't even that wide open #luckily teo has no interest in eating them like he does with moths #so i can take it slow if one of them is just hanging around #or flying endlessly around the light #and grab my trusty bug catching class and lid and throw it outside #they're like that barny and mo meme

[richkidcityfriends]

someday i will learn how to like things a normal amount

#i watched a film three times last sunday #and then again today #and im currently analysing the cinematography #and i have to give a speech for english class and i have to keep discarding ideas #because i know i wouldnt be able to narrow my rant down to fewer than 3 minutes #like i could talk for HOURS #dont get me started on any of the media i consume or youll be stuck listening to me rant about it for the forseeable future #AND FIGURE SKATING #everyone i know has been given my fs rant #mo rudaí

[prossima-nebulosa]

I am so fucking done with this job

#ma diobuono quanto le schifo le superiori #vi giuro #viste da un contesto da adulto #fanno veramente cagare il cazzo #non puoi fare nulla #i genitori che invece di dire qualcosa si so lamentatii che i docenti non mettono abbastanza note #SIGNORA #SIGNORA SIAMO AD INIZIO ANNO E HANNO GIA' AVUTO TRE NOTE SOLO NEL MESE DI OTTOBRE #una glie l'ho messa io oggi #perché stavano a fa le dirette su tiktok #e nessuno ha detto nulla #cioé era un fatto gravissimo e loro stavano lì seduti come dei coglioni #vabbé io davvero boh #spero che falliscano tutti guarda #io di solito sono una persona aperta e so che i ragazzi alla fine son bravi e tutti #ma son dei coglioni stratosferici e quindi si meritano una bella bocciatura #ma nemmeno bocciare perché tanto che ci fai #ma poi quell'altra della segreteria che mi dice 'eh ma anche se non è la sua classe di conscorso le ore così sono state stabilite e deve co #SIGNORA SE VOLEVO INSEGNARE UNA MATERIA SENZA POSSESSO DI CLASSE DI CONCORSO DI FIDI CHE AVREI FATTO TUTTO TRANNE CHE QUESTA #ALLORA IO MO VADO E MI METTO AD INSEGNARE INGLESE #perché se tanto decidono loro chi è abilitato o meno #ma io davvero #guarda le superiori sono davvero un luogo di merda gestito come la merda e meritano merda

[mewgatori]

Sometimes I put a bit more research into a minor character's name than I really need to

and other times I just go with whatever seems fun because it's a minor character, so I might as well get a bit silly

#ava has a professor who only appears a handful of times #and has a name where both his given and family name were chosen to reference specific people relevant to the college classes he teaches #which isn't even explicity identified in the story #meanwhile Rene has multiple relatives whose names all shorten to Max because I thought it'd be funny #and Lynn has relatives with ''eenie meenie miney mo'' theme naming #which I think I did so that I could justify Moe's weird water theme breaking name #by just going: oh she's just using a different naming theme. it's fine for her to be named Moe #i don't remember my reasoning but I know me better than most people and that seems about right

[gracieeegleegal]

My Ballerina - Charlie Bushnell

Instagram Au

pov: You’re a professional ballet dancer and Charlie is your boyfriend.

Part 2 here

@iamcharliebushnell

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@iamcharliebushnell - she makes me so happy 🦢💗

Comments

dior.n.goodjohn - IS THIS HER?!

↪️iamcharliebushnell - I can confirm this is her

↪️dior.n.goodjohn - Charlie I HAVE to meet her you have only just talked about her for 18194774 times it’s a must

walker.scobell - why am I just hearing about this?!?

↪️ iamcharliebushnell - 🤷‍♂️

user - HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

leahsavajeffries - I wanna meet her plsssssss

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I’ll bring her to the premiere I promise she’s also excited to meet you all

dior.n.goodjohn - SHE DANCES OMG I LOVE BER ALREADY

*liked by iamcharliebushnell*

leenascobell - you guys are so cute seriously 😭

@yn.ln

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@yn.ln - life’s been amazing lately 🦢💗

comments

emzs - I’m so glad that Mr. Jacob has decided to keep classes more relaxed

↪️ yn.ln - frrrr last week was intense I needed a little break

iamcharliebushnell - pretty girl 😩

↪️ yn.ln - I love you 💕 thank you for the flowers they are beautiful

user45 - girl how can you do that with your legs

↪️ yn.ln - been a ballerina since I was 6

@iamcharliebushnell

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@iamcharliebushnell - Words can’t express how incredibly proud I am of my talented ballerina. 🌟 Seeing you shine on stage and play such a big role fills my heart with joy and admiration. Your dedication, grace, and passion are truly inspiring. Watching you dance tonight was a reminder of why I fell in love with you in the first place. I love you sweetheart, keep being your beautiful and talented self, the whole world is yours to shine. 💗

Tagged @yn.ln

comments

yn.ln - shut up you’re making me cry 😭

*liked by iamcharliebushnell*

yn.ln - I LOVE YOUUUUU

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I love you more sweetheart ❣️

yn.ln - I’m so glad i met you, you make me the happiest 💗

↪️ iamcharliebushnell - and I am so glad I asked you to be mine

dior.n.goodjohn - Charlie you’re gonna make me cry this is so sweet

↪️ yn.ln - let’s cry together 😭

leahsavajeffries - this is so cute 😭

↪️ leena.scobell - RIGHTTT

aryansimhadri - where can I get a Charlie??

↪️ yn.ln - get in line honey, he’s mine jk jk

walker.scobell - ok but why is this kinda sweet

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- nicest thing I’ll ever hear you say

@yn.ln

liked by walker.scobell, iamcharliebushnell, dior.n.goodjohn and 16,679 others

@yn.ln - Percy Jackson premiere 🔱 before and after. The pizza was to die for 😩

Tagged - iamcharliebushnell, walker.scobell, dior.n.goodjohn, leahsavajeffries, momonatamada, leenascobell, aryansimhadri

comments

dior.n.goodjohn - it was so lovely meeting you finally 💗 you’re an absolute angel I LOVE YOUUU

↪️ yn.ln - AHHHHHH THANK YOU I LOVE YOU DIOR 🫶🏻

leahsavajeffries - your so pretty you looked amazing last night 🫶🏻 it was so nice meeting you

↪️ yn.ln - awww Leah it was so nice meeting you, you’re an amazing girl and an even better actress 💗

walker.scobell - I think you’re my new favorite person

↪️ yn.ln - ily walker btw you did so good on the series Im so proud of you 😊💗

↪️ walker.scobell - can I keep her? @iamcharliebushnell

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- absolutely not

dior.n.goodjohn - BAEEEEE

↪️ yn.ln - WIFEEEEEE

momonatamada - IM OBSESSED W UUUU

↪️ yn.ln - ILY MO 💗

leenascobell - MY BABYYY IS SO BEAUTIFUL

↪️ yn.ln - all you gorgeous 😩

aryansimhadri- your girlfriend is like literally the best we all love her @iamcharliebushnell

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- I know 😁

@iamcharliebushnell

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@iamcharliebushnell - about last night

Tagged - yn.ln, walker.scobell, dior.n.goodjohn, leahsavajeffries, aryansimhadri, oliveamorton

Comments

dior.n.goodjohn - Y/NNNNNN IS SO 😩😩

↪️ iamcharliebushnell - definitely

walker.scobell - I look so good

↪️ leenascobell - keep telling urself that

↪️ leahsavajeffries - you wish seaweed brain

↪️ aryansimhadri - walker do you need me to lend you my glasses?

↪️ yn.ln - don’t listen to them, you looked amazing Walker

↪️ walker.scobell - I swear Charlie I’m going to steal ur girlfriend one day

↪️ iamcharliebushnell- 🤨

percyseries - looking good mr. Castellan

↪️ yn.ln - moreee than good I’d say

↪️ iamcharliebushnell - why thank you

dior.n.goodjohn - I AM BEGGING YOU PLS LET US GO WITH YOU TO HER NEXT SHOWW

↪️ yn.ln - ofc babe you’re all invited ☺️ anything for you

↪️ leahsavajeffries- SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU PERFORM

Iamcharliebushnell - I’m starting to think everyone wants to steal my girl

↪️ dior.n.goodjohn - you’re absolutely correct

↪️ yn.ln - it’s ok babe I still love you Dw

#charlie bushnell #walker scobell #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #leah sava jeffries #dior goodjohn #luke castellan #instagram au #charlie bushnell x reader #charliebushnell x you #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #lukecastellan #percy jackson x reader

[bangchansnudes]

baby

fuckboy!hyunjin. 1.6k word. cliched enemy to lovers(??) with a douchebag hyunjin.

“don’t tell me you’re scared of some fake gore,” the boy whispers over to you, followed by a mocking chuckle, “need me to protect you baby?”

“shut up.”

“baby.”

“shut-”

“can you both shut up and just watch the damn movie?” seungmin says from his sitting position on the floor, his head turning back to glare at both you and hyunjin on the couch, “i swear if i need to pause it again, i’m throwing both of you out in the cold!”

if it weren’t for the fact that your roommate was dating seungmin, you would never ever interact with someone like his best friend, hwang hyunjin, let alone let him into your apartment.

but unfortunately for you, the two were the ultimate besties which meant where one boy went, the other usually followed. that’s why it had become a norm for the four of you to hang out. like right now, a weekend movie night.

you really didn’t mind seungmin, the boy was nice and treated your roommate well but hwang hyunjin was a whole other story.

hwang hyunjin. sigh. the boy was the literal definition of a fuck boy. an obnoxious frat boy who flirted his way through every living thing in a skirt. yeah, that was a way to describe him.

at first, hanging out with him wasn’t all that bad. you actually didn’t mind him either, the boy was somewhat funny and that face of his was just absolutely breath taking. one of the many reasons why he was so popular around town.

but then he began treating you differently, for some reason. he’d go out of his way to annoy you, to insult you, to tease you. he seemed to suddenly hate you and he made sure to let you know that.

and it had been hell since.

“i’m gonna make more popcorn,” you get off the couch and head towards the kitchen, sighing at the thought of having to spend the rest of the night with hyunjin. classes had already been hell for you so the last thing you needed tonight was a screaming match with the fuck boy.

“don’t do too much thinking, your small brain might explode.”

that voice. that god awful voice.

you turn around to see the devil himself leaning against the kitchen entrance, arms crossed over and a smug grin on his stupid handsome face.

“what? cat got your tongue babe?” he makes his way over to you, cornering you in against the kitchen cabinet, “or have you finally fallen in love with me?”

“fuck off hwang,” you push at his chest but the boy doesn’t budge, only laughing at your weak move, “i’m not in the mood to deal with your shit.”

“what do you have against me anyway?” he leans in closer to you, both his hands now resting on either sides of you on the cabinet, “is it cause i’m so good looking and so popular?”

gulp.

this has to be the closest you’ve ever been to hyunjin, his face barely even an inch away from yours. the smell of his cologne is attacking you from every direction, a very clear indication that he was way into your personal space than necessary.

“no hwang. i hate you because you’re so obnoxious and so self centred!”

“oh really?”

“yes!” your hands push up against his chest again as you say so, preventing the boy from coming any closer to you, “you think everything is about you! just because all the girls on campus wants to fuck you, doesn’t mean you can be such a douchebag all the time!”

perhaps you were crazy but you swear you could see his gaze move from your eyes to your lips as you spoke, the boy clearly not paying any attention to your words. you’re not sure why he’s suddenly so quiet, why he’s not throwing insults at you but the way he’s staring is making you more nervous than ever.

you try to avoid his weird, intense gaze by moving away but the boy stays put, his arms on either sides of you seemingly sliding closer to your body instead.

“mo- move-”

“do you wanna fuck me?”

“what the fuck hyunjin?”

“you said every girl on campus wants to fuck me right? well do you wanna fuck me?”

“of course not!”

“well that’s really too bad,” he scoffs, a playful grin on his face as his hands grab onto your waist, holding you in place, “cause i wanna fuck you though.”

your mouth is frozen, your mind unable to process the words that had come out of his mouth. maybe you were just hearing things because there was no way he had just said what he said to you.

the boy who had made your life a living hell these past two months wanted to what? fuck you?

“you... what?”

“i said, i want to fuck you,” his grip on you tightens with every word, fingers now gripping so harshly into your skin that you’re certain marks will appear by tomorrow morning, “and if you don’t tell me to stop, i am going to kiss you right now.”

gulp.

“th- this isn’t funny. let go.”

you let out a squeal when he suddenly lifts you up onto the cabinet and moves to stand in between your dangling legs. his body is now comfortably pressed against yours, his arms tightly around your waist while yours are resting on his shoulders. it’s a position you wouldn’t have ever imagined you’d be in with him but here you are and you’re not pushing him away either.

“does it look like i’m trying to be funny?” his lips brushes past yours just slightly as he says so, a move you would’ve surely punched him for but at this moment, you don’t know how to react.

so many things are running through your mind, so many different potential reasons as to why he was suddenly acting this way.

“too late baby.”

and his lips were on yours before you could even respond, kissing you with so much force that your bottom lip immediately hurts. the boy is evidently desperate, wanting to taste more of you than just the surface.

his hands casually slides underneath your shirt as he continues to kiss you, causing an instant shiver through your body from his touch alone. you feel as though your body is on fire, every part of you screaming to be touched, to be pleased.

he moves away from you slightly after a bit, just enough for you to catch your breath again. he doesn’t take his eyes off of you the entire time, the intensity of his gaze only causing an embarrasing pool in between your legs. in addition to the pool that was already there during the kiss.

“if you just want to get your dick wet, well you’re not getting shit from me hwang.”

lies. you know for a fact that one more move from the boy and you’ll probably end up on your knees if he told you to.

but he didn’t need to know that.

“actually i’ve been trying for two months but you’re too fucking dense to notice,” he rolls his eyes at you, clearly annoyed, “why else would i spend every single weekend here? you think i really want to watch shitty b grade movies with the lovey dovey couple?”

“wait... what?”

“i flirt with you every single time! as if you really didn’t know!”

“being a dick is your way of flirting?” you make a disgusted face and slap his chest, “how on earth do you get girls everyday being this way?”

“well i haven’t had a girl in two months because the one i want is oblivious as fuck.”

silence.

...

more silence.

“well- well... i-”

“just shut up,” he smashes his lips onto your onces again, this time kissing you in a way that had your knees weak and your body feeling like mush. it’s a slow and sensual kiss, as if the boy is taking his time with you, wanting to feel every part of you.

you end up whimpering into the kiss when one of his hands moves to trace the thin lining of your pants, his fingers teasingly slipping past the band. but to your dismay, that’s all he does.

“hyunjin...”

“yeah baby, i’m right here.”

“oh. my. god,” you and hyunjin immediately freeze at your roommate’s sudden gasp, only to see her and seungmin standing at the entrance, completely disgusted, “i knew you guys would’ve ended up fucking one day but PLEASE not in my kitchen. PLEASE.”

“i told you dude. should’ve just confessed instead of giving me a headache for the past two months,” seungmin sighs dramatically before pulling your roommate away, “whatever, we’re going out. you guys play nicely.”

and the two are gone as quick as they appeared, leaving you and hyunjin alone in the apartment. no one says anything for a while but you don’t care. all you wanted to do was hide in a hole forever after being caught by your roommate and seungmin.

with a sigh, you decide it’d be best for you to get off the cabinet but hyunjin stops you.

“ah- i’m not done with you yet,” he says sternly, holding you in place, “we have a lot to talk about.”

“talk?”

“yeah like where you want me to take you on our first date.”

“who said i’d date you?” it’s your turn to scoff now, amazed at the boy’s confidence, “you wish hwang.”

“who you trying to fool? you were about to let me fuck you right here in this kitchen babe, so i’m pretty sure you wouldn’t say no to a date.”

“hwang hyunjin!”

“yeah baby, i’m right here.”

end.

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