#mk shitposting

[theforbidfruit]

MK1 Shitpost Pt.12

Bi-Han: I’m starving. How much longer is this food?

Reader: I don’t know it should be here in a few minutes.

Bi-Han: come here you got something on your face.

Reader: What is-

Bi-Han: Daddy can’t wait much longer…

Reader: Release me!

#mk1 #mk1 2023 #mk 1 x reader #mk1 x you #mortal kombat 1 x reader #bi han sub zero #bi han x reader #bi han #bi han is novio toxico #bi han x you #sub zero #mortal kombat 1 headcanons #mk shitposting #i don’t why I thought of this picture #mortal kombat

[kisses4lao]

I love him so much but there are certain points where he just looks goofy. Like why is he staring at me like that?? Calm yourself

#mk1 #mortal kombat #kung lao mortal kombat #kung lao mk1 #kung lao #mortal kombat kung lao #mk shitposting

[bihansthot]

Bi-Han is most likely lactose intolerant, it doesn’t stop him though he still makes and eats ice cream, he just gets farty.

You: Bi-Han have you been eating ice cream again?

Bi-Han: *farting silently* what? No? Why do you ask qīn??

You: I can smell your guilt….

Bi-Han: it’s that damn orphan, he’s been farting all night *toot toot*

You: LIAR!

He’s worse with cheese.

#mortal kombat #bi han #sub zero #mk headcanons #shitpost #mk shitposting #humor #bi han x reader #bi han x you #bi han x y/n #sub zero x reader #sub zero x you #sub zero x y/n #gender neutral reader

[angelbroad]

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Kakkō's mk1 ending as memes

Edit: *Shirai Ryu

#art #oc art #digital art #oc meme #digital painting #digital sketch #kakko #subscorp #kuaizo #kuai liang #lui kang #mk1 #hanzo hasashi #mk au #mk oc #reiko #shitpost #mk shitposting #hellfire family au #mortal kombat

[mrstsung]

You know....

Nya

I'm sorry i had to. I love cary,and highly respect the man.

But

This is funny.

Whatever you do Don't Imagine shang tsung with cat ears

:3

#mortal kombat #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #cary hiroyuki tagawa #mk11 shang tsung #shang tsung mk11 #mk shitposting #mortal kombat meme #him teasing you and only calling you kitten to rile you up is something he'd totally do #oh but all shang tsimps know that that is only fueling the situation more #hee hee

[hankhill420]

Romance

#hotavik #hotaru posting #hotaru mk #mk hotaru #mk shitposting #mk deception #mk armageddon #havik mk #mk havik #og Havik #og timeline #mortal kombat #hotavik shitpost

[advictoriams]

Hank Krabs is cool and all. But here's the "Connor does Nothing" ending with well... Hank Raiden

@kissoflightning @detroitbecomeonline

#detroit become human #mortal kombat #mk: defenders of the realm #clancy brown #dotr raiden #dbh shitposting #mk shitposting #kombat kontinues is an actual line from the series guys lol #hank anderson #incorrect dbh quotes #dbh sixty

[licoricelump]

"Curse of Ra " - Sun Tzu

#mortal kombat shitpost #mk shitposting #mortal kombat posting #mortal kombat shitposting #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #sindel #shao kahn #shang tsung #liu kang #night wolf #mk nightwolf

[malicedragoness]

Havik: “No, baby, please! Please stay with me! I would give my right arm to keep you with me!”

You: “That doesn’t count, Havik. You rip your arms off anyway! It’s not romantic!”

Havik: “Shit.”

#mk shitposting #Havik shitpost #MK Havik

[kodicrome-212]

The age old question: do Raiden and Kung Lao both have cool hats because they’re friends, or are they friends because they both have cool hats?

#mk raiden #mk kung lao #mk1 #mortal kombat #mk shitposting

[vreselia]

#mk #Mortal Kombat #mk memes #mortal kombat meme #comfort character #mk scorpion #mk shitposting

[subsmoke-love]

Lin Kuei on a Road Trip

Frost: ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE THERE YET Cyrax: *trying to tune out Frost* Bi Han: *driving and holding onto the wheel for dear life, as he restrains himself from reaching over his seat and snapping Frost’s neck* Sektor: SHUT THE FUCK UP FROST Tomas and Kuai: *making out noisily in the backseat*

#Mortal Kombat #tomas x kuai #kuai liang #mk shitposting #mk sub zero #sub zero #subsmoke #mk cyrax #bi han #mk sektor #mk frost #mk fandom

[kisses4lao]

I saw a few people using that one really bad yaoi base for mk ships but I'm here to tell you you aren't using that base correctly. The answer to what the base was for was in front of us the whole time. so I took it upon myself to do it. You're welcome.

#mortal kombat #smoke mortal kombat #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #madam bo #mk1 smoke #mk1 #mk shitposting #mk memes #not a ship guys

[bihansthot]

What it’s like being me:

Bi-Han, Bi-Han, Bi-Han, medical crisis, Bi-Han’s tiddies, kissing Bi-Han, Bi-Han’s icy 🍆, Denny, Bi-Han sleeping, curling up on Bi-Han’s flawless tiddies, soft Bi-Han hours, icy kisses, 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆.

Not necessarily in that order.

#mortal kombat #bi han #sub zero #mk shitposting #being me #my silly thoughts #suggestive

[arttrampbelle]

You know what? Yeah. But compared to the new game? I'd take the twist up. Thats how bad it is to me.

The new game is just soda water,sparkling water. Disgusting.

The reboot movie was just flavorless,but still edible.

The 95 movie is McDonalds sprite. Which is hittin. Its got bite,flavor,delicious,refreshing. Still after all these years. Im not sorry. I wont apologize.

This meme is accurate. But would be more accurate if both the reboot and the 95 were both disgusted at the new game.

Because both shangs? Would absolutely fucking despise the new liu kang. Soley because of his fucking arrogance. Makes all shangs even disgusted. How it feels,looks,would make both go. "Hey lets settle aside our differences and kick this guys ass ok?" Both nod in agreement.

#mk shitposting #mortal kombat #shang tsung #look you can hate me all you want but its true #mk memes #mortal kombat memes

[bloody-arty-myths]

Wake up, Bi-Han’s doppelgänger Bi-Haram just dropped

#mk shitposting #bi-Han #bi-haram