As excited as I get over everything pregnancy and birth related, I get 10x more excited about a miscarriage-scare than anything else.
Be an asshole and make your pregnant gf do all the house chores. Make her work a job that's physically taxing. Stress her out by getting angry about futile things. Wear her down.
And then have your stomache drop to the floor when she calls for you from the bathroom in a panicky high pitched voice, crying bc she's got cramps and blood in her undies.
Or let her work place call to inform you that she's been sent to the hospital by ambulance bc she passed out after having started bleeding profusely.
Or even better: be completely oblivious to her condition and only find out about the pregnancy as the hospital staff announces that she almost suffered a miscarriage.
Be scared af. Break out in a cold sweat. Regret everything you ever did wrong. Have a meltdown. Fight with hospital staff, telling them to save the baby or you'll burn down the city. Have a switch go on inside you, turning off the brain and leaving you with nothing but 100% instinct.
I want the drama. The panic. The fearful thrill. Yes, giving birth is exciting as fuck, but imagine almonst going through a miscarriage, putting your gf through hell twice. Once as she fears the loss of her unborn child. And then another time as she's going through torturous labour, being split open from the inside out, getting completely wrecked as she's trying to force a massive baby out of her narrow birth canal.
If anyone knows movies, series, books or any other form of media mentioning themes as the ones above, please let me know!!!!
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Hi Days, I'm wondering if you can recommend good pregnancy plots?
Hello! I've done a list sort of like this before, so I'll copy-paste those ones here...
Not all of these are necessarily focused on pregnancy. I starred a few of the fics that have a lot of plot surrounding the pregnancy.
NaruHina Pregnancy Fics
"Jiko" by Supercar - Rated M, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. After only five months of officially dating Naruto finds himself facing an uncompromising dilemma when Hinata unexpectedly turns up pregnant.
"FURY" by THE Tazzy Devil - Rated M, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. In Naruto's whole life, he could probably count on his fingers and toes the number of times he had been really angry. He could count on one hand the number of times he found himself so angry he would consider letting go of his morals to beat someone to a pulp. For the first time in his life, he was so angry he would gladly burn the entire world to the ground.
✨“My Favorite Night” by @peppercornpress - Rated M, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Hinata harbors deeper feelings for Naruto after three years of being his roommate. Facing hostile relations from her old clan, another odd phenomenon with the moon, and Naruto still hopelessly pining after Sakura; Hinata makes the painful choice to end their sham of a relationship and try her luck in another hidden village. Unbeknownst to her, this move kickstarts a series of events that forces her and Naruto to confront their past, present, and future.
“My Favorite Night” [Original] by peppercornpresses - Rated M, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. Hinata harbors deeper feelings for Naruto after three years of being his roommate. When he starts dating Sakura, Hinata decides it’s in her heart’s best interest to turn the other way, and leaves Naruto for good with a heart-breaking secret in tow.
“Pregnancy” from “A Story of Extraordinary Love” by Stillers - Rated T, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Naruto was not a patient man.
“Chapter 4″ from “My Name on Your Lips” by @katarinahime - Rated T, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. “You’re an awful, terrible man!” she shrieked into his face.
“Trembling Hands” by @szajnie - Rated T, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Naruto Uzumaki is afraid. Beyond afraid. He is terrified.
“Nightly Fears” by @eliphya - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. It’s evening and the pregnant Hinata feels a sudden pain in her stomach.
“October Tenth” by ShiroiNoKiba - Rated E, Canon-Compliant, Two-shot. After a long day, Naruto comes home to a surprise for his birthday.
“The Art of Seduction” by katraine - Rated E, Canon-Compatible, One-shot. … as only Uzumaki Hinata can do.
“Endings” from “Tales of Two Ninjas” by @magmawrites - Rated T, Canon-Divergent, Short One-shot. It wasn’t supposed to end up like this. Angst Warning.
✨“July - Movie Inspired” from “Still Falling For You” by @chloelapomme - Rated T, Modern / Gangs / Crime AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Naruto and Hinata peacefully live with each other. Well, almost peacefully…
"Too Lost in You" by chloelapomme - Rated E, Royalty / High Fantasy AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. An insight into the arranged marriage between the heir of the Uzushio King, Naruto Uzumaki, and the eldest daughter of the Hyuuga house, Hinata Hyuuga.
“Girl No 10″ by meeiwen - Rated M, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Naruto makes a mistake with a dancer one drunk night. Years later when he meets her again, he begins realizing his perfect life is a lie, but he’s too late to fix it. Angst if you want to know what dying feels like warning
“Duplicity” by GoldKing - Rated T, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. Uzumaki Sakura wants to know why Hinata’s children are blond.
“Blurred Lines” by @vegebulsoup - Rated E, Police / Cops and Robbers Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Detective Naruto Uzumaki is having a hard time staying focused at work due to an elusive, dark-haired beauty. (Starts off fun and smutty, grows angsty).
✨“A MisConception” by @magmawrites- Rated E, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Hinata Hyuga was pregnant. Somehow. “But Sakura-chan…it’s impossible. I never even had sex.”
“Second Chances” by enzhe - Rated T, High School AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. Namikaze Naruto was abducted, then declared dead. Twelve years after he disappeared, his parents find him: now a scrappy, reckless teenager, with good friends, a lot of trauma, and ties to the murderous, anarchist Nine-Tails gang. As the family tries to put itself together, trust breaks, hurts heal, and the power struggles that led to Naruto’s abduction resurface.
“Missed Years” by Rinne-Kami - Rated T, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. The act of one night gave birth to their future. And now, with years past since that one night, they were left with years to return. Seven years of love to find, seven years of trust to rebuild, and seven years of fatherhood to return.
Untitled by @jadeandonyx - Rated T, Modern AU, One-shot. Prompt: 4. teacher/single parent au + 5. one night stand and falling pregnant au
“Intertwined” by TaigaClaw - Rated T, College / University AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. An accident leaves her pregnant with the college’s top f-boy. He is suddenly faced with responsibilities he never thought he had to at his age. They must raise this child despite the two worlds they came from. There is just one rule: They don’t fall in love with one another when doing so. But how is that even possible if one of them is already head over heels for the other one? And one had already allowed so much influence from the other into their lives?
“Beast Tamers” by Mavda - Rated E, Fantasy AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Mythical beasts roamed the world, all-powerful and terrifying, and the beast tamers sealed them withing themselves. Revered, feared or hated, a beast tamer will never have a normal life, and now Naruto Uzumaki is facing the start of his adult life: choosing a wife.
“Sun/Moon Deities” from “Small Doses” by chloelapomme - Rated E, Gods & Goddesses AU, One-shot. Powerful and yet even stronger when united, the Moon and the Sun can create and protect life together.
“White Kunai” by magmawrites - Rated E, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. A series of violent rapes and murders targeting long, dark haired, young women have caught the attention of the Hokage. Her plan? Use a qualified, long, dark haired kunoichi as bait. The only one that fits the criteria? Hinata.
:D Happy reading!
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i remember a few weeks ago on the news i saw a story about a woman who had a miscarriage, and then her and her husband were told by the hospital to have the miscarriage and keep the fetus in their freezer at home because the hospital had no way to dispose of it.
i’ve seen on the news many cases of doctors at hospitals and in care homes that sexually abuse their female patients.
need i remind everyone again of the countless conservative mps who have committed sexual assault.
and now these are the people that have removed the sexual and reproductive rights, including abortion, from the british commitments?
these people aren’t “pro-life”. if they cared about life there would be no debate on privatising the nhs, there would be a solution to the cost of living already instead of the £2 billion that was put into the queen’s jubilee. contraception would be more available and they wouldn’t be trying to stop it from being accessible online. violence against women would be a bigger priority in this country.
these people aren’t pro-life, they are controlling, sexist, power-hungry pieces of shit. this power move will make the rich people even richer, and will detrimentally affect the poorer areas of the country, and will affect women and LGBTQ+ people the most.
pro-life isn’t a thing. you’re either pro-choice or anti-freedom, and that is the basics of it.
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